A love letter to Marty and all the other Demo lovers on the Chan. Hit a dead end on Duo - my Scout/Medic fanfic, and decided it was because I needed another story to work on til inspiration comes-a knockin'. So I went onto what was next on the list. Enjoy. ------- Soldier smirked under the rim of his helmet as he eyed his prize. Engineer was hogtied wrist to ankle, in nothing but a cowboy hat and a pair of spurred cowboy boots. He looked absolutely delectable kneeling on the ground like that, a horse bit wedged between his teeth, making coherent speech nearly impossible. His erection stood at full attention, with sweet precum bubbling at the tip. Soldier circled around him like a vulture, eating the sight up. Engineer watched him, his breath fast paced and irregular, cheeks flushed, and eyes glittering with sinful passion. Finally, Soldier stopped before the hardy Texan, and nudged the erection with the tip of his vintage Mantreads. His smirk only grew as he saw the way Engineer shuddered and tried to arch into his boot for more. “You love that, don’t you,†came the hoarse whisper. Soldier was still fully clothed, sporting a plain white tee and his standard issue blue slacks. Even through the loose fabric, his erection was making itself painfully known. When the company-issued vacation came up, he and Engineer decided to visit Las Vegas for some private time together. Best. Idea. Ever. Soldier tilted his lover’s chin up with the Disciplinary Action. “Look at me, Private,†he growled. Engineer did as he was told, nostrils flaring. Soldier began digging the toe of his boot into the man’s groin again. He leered nastily as the Tex rewarded him with a bone-melting moan of pleasure. “You’re just a filthy slut begging to get fucked, aren’t you…?†Engineer nodded, eyes clouded with euphoria. “You want my cock, you dirty little whore?†Another nod. Soldier chuckled and shook his head. He stroked the sensitive tip of Engineer’s head with the riding crop. “I wanna hear it, Private,†he whispered. “I wanna hear you beg for it.†Engineer gave a muffled moan, his muscles tensing within their confines. “Hrr wrrnnt yrrr ckshhh.†Soldier rewarded him with a vicious lash across his chest. “WHAT?!†he barked. “I can’t HEAR you, maggot! You’re gonna have to speak up!†Engineer gave a sharp cry and muttered a curse under his breath. “Ah wansht… yer cock.†He carefully enunciated every word past the bit. “What do we say…?†Soldier prompted, stroking the mechanic’s shaft with the thick leather. “P…Puh…leash…†“Please, what?†Soldier’s voice was in a strained whisper now. He was trembling with desire and his grin was plastered all over his face. “Pleash… sir. Ah wansht yer cock.†Another vicious lash, this time on the Texan’s shoulder. He screamed out with agony. “Request DENIED!†Soldier cackled sadistically. “Who do you think you are, asking for my cock, TEX?! You’re barely fit to lick my glorious, battle worn BOOTS!†Another sly smirk. “But, since it’s all you’re good for…†Soldier placed his boot squarely in the middle of Engineer’s chest and pushed him backwards, sending him careening haphazardly to the ground. Engineer grunted past the bit and tried to squirm into a more comfortable position on the floor as Soldier pulled up a seat. He sat heavily and shoved the tip of his right boot, slightly dampened with Engineer’s sweat and precum, to the man’s face. “Let’s put that worthless mouth of yours to work, maggot,†he finished. Engineer gazed up at him from the floor. He looked… Well, in a word, breath taking. He could see that Soldier had his hands kneading his erection through the fabric of his pants, and his other hand was decisively grasping his Disciplinary Action. The shadow cast from his overly large helmet and outlined his rugged features even more definitively and made his eyes nearly seem to glow with sadistic glee. “What are you waiting for, Bessie May?!†the man snapped, trying to keep grin off his face. “You’d better get to licking my boots through that horse bit or die trying, soldier!†Engineer was about to give his best effort when there came a loud knocking at the door. Both jumped out of their skin at the noise. “LATER!†Soldier snapped. “Jane? Boyo, it ISH you! Opensh up, willsh ye?†A newfound sense of panic. SHIT.
I can only see this going good places.
Oh lords. Yes please more.
This is relevant to my interest. Proceed
YESYESYESYES. Please continue; Demo love is always appreciated.
Soldier and dirty talk? SOLDIER AND DIRTY TALK? I... I love this. Thank you so much.
...proceed. Hnngh. This is fantastic. That Disciplinary Action, oh my. Yes. Please.
Please please please, don't leave it there! This is DELICIOUS and I want more@
“U-Um… J… Just a minute!†“Alroit, lad!†Engineer looked up at Soldier in confusion as the man started haphazardly tossing all of the kinky shit into the closet. Damn, and he’d been looking forward to putting that giant inflatable orca to use, too. “Aye! Wot’sh goin’ on in there?†asked the man in his abrasive, Scottish accent. A thump – probably the result of him kicking the door. “Ye soound loik yeh movin’ a herd oof elephantsh!†“HOLD YOUR SHIT, TAVISH – I’M COMING.†An indignant shriek from Engineer as Soldier hefted him up by the midsection. “S…Sorry. I gotta handle something,†Solly muttered, face flushed with embarrassment. Engineer shot him a look that clearly read, “You’d better not do what I THINK you’re thinking of doing!†and growled. “I know, I know – sorry,†Soldier huffed, cramming his lover in the closet as well. He pushed the blue exercise ball away to make room for him and keep him just a tad bit more comfortable. “It’ll only take a second.†I hope. More banging on the door. “MEESHTER DOOOOOOOE!†came the sing-song voice. “Just stay quiet,†Soldier hissed, avoiding his lover’s infuriated glare. “And don’t sit on the lube – shit’s expensive.†He shut the closet door and hollered, “COMIIING!†“IT’S ABOOT TIIIIIIME!†A split second later, Soldier swung open the door with a wide, uncomfortable grin on his face. “Heeeeeey, buddy!†he chuckled. “Wh…what are you doing here?†The RED Demoman strutted in, his walk sluggish and uncertain. “Ach, jes wastin’ toim…†Soldier glanced at the closet, wondering how much Dell could see. “Wasting time? In a magnificent city like this?! Tavish, I am disappointed in you, soldier! What happened to that nice girl I set you up with a while ago. Wh-What’s her name?†“Wot? Emily? That dumb broad?†Tavish snorted as he sank on the bed and took a long swig from the whisky bottle he’d gotten somewhere. “Fookin’ bitch was jesh a gold-digger. Wanted another hundred fookin’ bucks jes to go down on me! Can ye imagine?! I could get a better deal on the fookin’ streets!†Another long swig, and a wince. “Sho I told her… ‘Ta HELL wit’ ye!’ and gave her a noice view of my shecond eye. Then I got drunk moshtly, losht all my fookin’ money on bad gambles, shtarted a brawl, got tossed out, pisshed somewhere, and… Now I’m here, I guess.†“… Uh-huh.†Soldier had taken a seat next to Demo and was holding a pillow tightly to his lap. “So how long do you plan on staying?†A sigh. “Oh, I cannae say for sure. I know yer busy wit’…†The dark man’s eyes scoured the extensive hotel room. “… Oi. Where’s that other sweet lassie ye bagged?†Soldier’s eyes widened. “U-Uh… Um, well…†God damn it – she was meant to serve as a decoy, but he’d sent her off early, thinking Tavish was in good hands. He couldn’t even remember that dumb bitch’s name! She had nice tits, though. Wait, was he allowed to think that?! He glanced at the closet, as if fearing Engineer could sense his thoughts. “… Ohhhhhh,†Tavish chuckled after some time. “I undershtand. Same thing happened to you, didn’t it?†“Uh… Yes! Yes sir.†That was a close one. A dejected sigh as Demoman finished off his whiskey bottle. “… Wot’s wrong wit’ women today, mate? I mean, I know I’m far from the typical, but I got a lot to offer for a lassie…†“Mmm-hmmm.†Soldier’s eyes kept flitting back to the closet. “I mean, look at me! I’m strong, I’m handsome… Good in bed, too. And that’s nae braggin’ – it’s jes bein’ honest.†“Yep.†“But it’s like… You get completely shitfaced ONE toim, an’ the lasses want nothin’ to do wit’ ye! They’re all, ‘Euuugh, stop pisshin’ everywhere, Tavish!’ or ‘Not on the hair, Tavish!’ Ye know?†“Uh-huh.†Demoman sniffled, tilting the whisky bottle completely upside down and tried to lick up whatever of the beverage he could savage from the rim. “Sometoimes, I jes… I jes get so discouraged yeh know? Like… Maybe there’s no perfect girl for me out there loik I always thought.†“Mmmm-hmmm.†“Chroist – maybe she never existed in the first place. There’s a scary thought, Aye?†“Yeah.†Another sniffle. “Ach, jes think oof meh poor mum! What if she doesn’t live t’see her own grandchildren?!†the man wailed. “Yeah.†Tavish buried his face in his palms, weeping openly. “Wot if she never HAS any grandchildren?!†he mourned. “Wot if I grow old an’ lonely wit’out a single lass that gives as much as two pence for me?!†“I hear ya.†“Chroist – there goes the proud Degroot line – our entire blood line cu’ out because the last of kin couldn’t get fookin’ laid to save ‘is life!†“Mmm-hmmm.†“I… I jes…†After about fifteen long, embarrassing minutes, Demoman finally stopped crying and babbling incoherently. Soldier was patting his back reassuringly and shooting deeply apologetic looks at the closet. Damn it, there was NO WAY Engie would let him play top after all of this. Demoman sighed, and smiled up at Soldier, sniffling. “Ah, mate… You’re such a good listener.†“Mmm-hmm.†“I feel a sight better after gettin’ all oof that off meh chest. Thank ye.†“Uh-huh.†If Soldier had been watching closely – well, watching at all – he would have noticed the way Demoman’s smile curled ever-so-slightly into something not quite as innocent as before. “A man cannae buy a friendship loik ours anywhere in the world, I think.†“Yeah.†A pause. “Wanna fook?†“Uh-huh.†Soldier blinked. “Wait, wha—?!†Too late. Demoman leapt on top of Soldier like the most sexually frustrated lion in the world, and was pressing their lips together, groping Soldier’s ass, and grinding their hips together in seconds. Soldier gasped, his hips jerking unintentionally to the unwarranted stimulation. His cock had already sprung to life. “Wh-Wait a minute!†he gasped out. “We can’t—Tavish, listen—†Demo grinned and cupped Soldier’s balls in one hand, earning an embarrassingly emasculating whimper in response. “Don’t worry aboot me, laddie – I know wot I’m doin’! You jes’ lie back, an’…†The man trailed off. A pause. “Did you hear that?†he asked, glancing around the room. “Um… N…Not sir! I didn’t hear a thing!†Soldier cried, face flushed with panic as well as arousal. “Hmmm… Thought I heard a man groaning or something… Sounded mighty close.†“YOU MUST BE IMAGINING IT. I HEARD NO SUCH THING!!!†Soldier cried in a shrill voice. “Eh. Guess you’re right. Well, then!†Demoman paused to strip off his shirt, showing off his dark, toned torso. Soldier couldn’t help but stare, slack-jawed and utterly amazed. “Back to business, eh?†Soldier grunted with arousal as the Scot attacked his neck and fondled his ass again, then gasped, trying to remember himself. “Wait, wait! Tavish, hold on – it would probably be best to—†“Shhh!†Demoman looked up. “There! I thought I heard it again! And a thump, too!†He shook his head, as if trying to clear his thoughts. “Heavens to Betsie! How drunk AM I?!†“Preeeeetty drunk – we should probably get you back to—†“Nah, let’s fook instead.†“TAVISH—†There was another thump – this time loud and unmistakable – and a loud, threatening snarl. Soldier felt something like a lead weight in the pit of his stomach, and Demoman looked about curiously as it repeated itself, each time increasing in tempo and volume, until… Suddenly, the door to the closet burst open, and Engineer flopped to the floor. A mini-avalanche of various sexual toys fell around, him, but his eyes were fixed with a deadly intensity on first Demo’s face, and then Soldier’s. His teeth were bared into an unsettling snarl around the bit. It was clear that an explanation was in order. Else, all hell would break loose. ------ Holy fuck, you guys. Words cannot express how fun this was to write. Thanks to everyone along for the ride - you're all awesome, and your kind comments have warmed my heart. And, yes. There is a blatantly obvious nod towards another writer in the section. I'm pretty sure you guys found it as amusing as I did, with my sleepless brain... thing. G'NIGHT.
I. Am. Laughing. So. Hard. Are you sure you're not someone working for Valve who's writing porn on the side? The absurd humor is spot-on with TF2. For the love of god keep going!
I love you! You put me to shame. Please keep going! D:
Oh man...I haven't laughed this hard at a fanfic in forever. Excellent work...I enjoy your Soldier a lot.
I'm dyin' here. The image of Engineer falling out of a closet with a bunch of sex toys is just...the most amazing thing. I cannot wait to read more!
I am excite! Please continue!
Oh fuck YES. I'm not fond of Solly/Engie but this is really hot and hilarious. KEEP GOING DAMN IT.
I lol'd at the inflatable orca part. I like this story a lot. Cant wait for more.
Whats with the inflatable orcas lately? New trend perhaps? Either way i busted my ass of laughing and had to divert my sister off because she heard me choking. JOLLY GOOD SHOW.
>>17 just a silly throwback to http://tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/4582.html is all. Can't really call it a trend - more of an inside joke... I guess? THANKS TO EVERYONE LEAVING AMAZING AND SEXY COMMENTS I LOVE YOU ALL.
OH MY GOD I can't stop laughing. Also, sexy Demo! Seriously, this is gold! (Captcha: "out ofpens," WTF? I hope not!)
I actually said out loud, "Aww shit...AWW SHIT!" This is awesome and hilarious!
>>18 i noticed the orca thing in there, although seeing it more just makes me think its going to trend, like a sexy meme or sumthin. Either way I find it AMAZING.
Soldier's a little more thoughtful in this story than I see in most, but I hope everyone still views him as being "in" character. ----- Tavish really should have seen this coming. He knew his friend wasn’t quite right in the head – it figured that he’d kidnap his enemies and tie them up and do weird sex things to them for the rest of their lives and hide them in his closet so that no one would suspect a thing! Maybe even sell their used, broken bodies to human traffickers when he was done! “BLOODEH HELL, MATE!!!†he screamed, jumping to his feet. He grabbed his used whiskey bottle compulsively in his hand. “I’M NEXT, AREN’T I?! Well, you’ll have to put up a bloody good fight to make me into your fookin’ sex slave!†Soldier sighed and stood, going to assist Engineer. “I can explain,†he muttered, not exactly sure which one he was talking to. Using a knife, he sliced away the ropes holding his lover. The stout Texan stood up, ignoring the tingling in his legs, and ripped the horse bit away from his mouth. “Oh, you’d BETTER fuckin’ explain,†he hissed, eyes darting from Soldier to Demoman and back, as if he were unsure who to be the most furious with. Soldier sighed and rubbed the back of his head. “We’re just friends, understand? Met him at the annual projectile weapons expo a few months back. I know he’s a RED, but he’s not that bad for a commie. Really.†“And WHY, pray tell,†Engineer seethed, “couldn’t you have picked another RED to pal around with other than THAT Scottish sunnuva bitch?!†“Aye!†Demoman snarled. “Ye got a problem, yeh machine-humpin’ simpleton?!†“I’LL KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO DELILAH!!!†Engineer screamed, lunging at the one-eyed Scot. Demoman smashed the empty bottle over his head, and brandished the sharp end. “BRING IT, YE SHORT, BALD, INBRED MORON!†Suddenly, Soldier was between them both, holding them apart. “Hey, hey! None of that, men!†“SHE WAS JUST A LEVEL ONE! JUST A BABY! DAMN YOU!!!†“Not my fault ye can’t defend your own damn Sentry nest!†Soldier snarled as the two continued trying to squabbled around him. “I SAID THAT’S ENOUGH, YOU WORTHLESS SCUMBAGS!!! Listen up – there will be NO fighting off the battlefield, you got that?!†He pushed them back to their respective sides of the room, scowling. Engineer returned it, and stomped to fetch his boxers, muttering, “Fuckin’ unbelievable…†Demoman huffed and looked up at Soldier, confusion plain on his face. “Wot’s goin’ on? Who’s that, and why’s he here?†“Uh… Well that’s my… Um…†Soldier fumbled his words. He didn’t want to say “boyfriend†because Dell was certainly not a boy, and the entire term just seemed juvenile. No, Engie was better than that. Before he could respond, Engineer rounded the corner he’d disappeared behind, his arms crossed. “I’m his significant other, for ya information,†he snarled, now sporting a pair of light blue boxers. Demoman would have found the teddy-bear pattern cute if it weren’t for the circumstances. “Or did Jane forget t’tell ya he HAD one?†Engineer snapped, giving the man a cutting gaze. “He never asked…†Solly muttered, twiddling his thumbs like a scolded boy. At Engineer’s intensified glare of certain death, he sighed and threw up his hands. “Look, Dell! I know what you’re thinking, but you’ve got it all wrong! I did not have physical relationships with Tavish! We’re just friends! You can ask him yourself.†The RED Demoman paused, and bit his lower lip. “… Aye,†he sighed, meeting Engineer’s gaze. “It’s true. We were just mates – nothin’ ever happened between us.†Engineer still didn’t look quite convinced, but he snorted and straightened up from his aggressive stance anyway. There was an uncomfortable silence as the dark-skinned man rubbed the back of his neck. “So, ah…†He swallowed thickly. “How long have ye two been seeing each other?†“Little over a year,†Soldier answered proudly, shooting Dell a loving glance. Dell had to will himself to remain angry at the big lovable oaf. “I remember because I got him a gift to commemorate the twelve month mark exactly 78 days ago!†“Ah…†Demoman lowered his gaze slowly. His lone eye rested on the smashed whisky bottle grasped in his hand. He wished he hadn’t drank it all. “Well… I know ye lads were probably busy wi’… whatever that was ye were doin’. Guess I’ll be on my way out, then,†he sighed. “Did nae mean to intrude.†Engineer slid beside Soldier like a specter. His hand shot out to grab one well muscled ass cheek. Soldier glanced down at him in bewilderment as his lover tugged him close, and growled through clenched teeth, “Bye.†His eyes were steely and utterly possessive. Soldier felt as if he’d stabbed a puppy and gutted it alive as he watched his friend shuffle out of the hotel room, looking 40 years older. He wished there was some way he could do his pal a favor – to let him know he WASN’T just a waste of air or explosives. Suddenly, a huge grin spread over his face. He motioned Engineer over, and whispered something in the Tex’s ear. Dell listened quietly for a moment, but suddenly, his eyes blazed. “No. HELL no. You’d BETTER be kidding.†More whispering. “I DON’T GIVE A DAMN! NO.†He was usually a lot more laid back, but it’d been a long day for him. He was tired of Soldier’s shit, and this would be pushing it even on a good day. Soldier muttered something, pouring on all the charm he could muster. Difficult, considering he wasn’t that charming of a guy, but he knew Engineer had a soft spot for him, and that yelling wouldn’t get him anywhere in this situation. “…†Engineer sighed, scowling. “Alright, alright, fine. But you owe me BIG, you here?! I’m talkin’ the pink frillies, the wig, heels, granadal plugs an’ all. Got that?†“Affirmative.†Soldier grinned and dashed out of the hotel room, leaving a very disgruntled Engineer to sit on the bed and scowl some more. He caught up with the RED just as he was boarding the elevator and stuck his arm in. “Tavish, hold on a minute, soldier!†Tavish gave him a defeated look. “Wut is it, lad? I’ve got to find a way to get some more whisky money, and you’re holdin’ me up.†“Come back to the room.†Soldier could barely hold back the grin tugging at the corners of his mouth. “We have something of the highest importance to discuss!â€
Awesome...pure awesome. Not only do I enjoy your Soldier, but your Engineer is fantastically possesive...and that is most attractive. Please do go on.
I absolutely love your characterization! I'm so very much looking forward to the next installment.
"... But you owe me BIG, you here?!" GOD DAMN IT, SELF. >>23 glad you approve. Was wondering if I made Engie a little too "mean" in this one. >>24 Thanks! Could be up tomorrow, might not. Let's just wait and see.
More please?
>>25 Oh no no no, Engineer was being perfectly and reasonably irritated/suspicious...but not mean. He even ended up agreeing to go with whatever shenanigans Soldier requested...therefore he was definitely not too mean. I am seriously in love with all three of them...you write them all so believable and amazingly hilarious. Please do continue as soon as you can.
Granadal plugs? Granadal? I am worried.
Oh, lawd, the images! This story is so good so far, though I'm not sure as much if I like your lucid Soldier. However, I like him in this story so if it works, it works. Can't wait for the next update! polite sage What is Granadal plugs? I looked it up and couldn't find a thing. My imagination is on quite the trip here, please to indulge me?
I love this story and the more thoughtful side of Solly, although the one image that will not leave me head is when engineer gropes Soldier before Tavish leaves, its like a teenage girl marking her territory. Besides that, for the love of god continue.
28 29 Unless I'm mistaken, I think the Granadal plugs are a callback to something KGBigelow drew. In fact, the entire thing Engie is talking about (the frills and the wig) sounds like it. If that is the case, then, OP, I love you even more.
OP here. >>31 Correctimundo. Love that artist. Did another fic based solely on one of her works, buut that was forevs ago. >>30 Fact: that part was directly inspired by this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eA1WkzAeRQ&NR Also, Nova52, you sage by putting the word "sage" in the email box. Putting it in the text box won't do anything. Just a helpful hint, is all. Go forth and be awesome. (Hopefully an update tomorrow. No promises.)
holy sheet! Solly Engi Demo are my "otp", this fic give me lots of inspiration to draw! Please go on...
This is so hilarious and in-character. Please update soon!
Okay.
>>30 http://tf2chan.net/afanart/src/130825558997.jpg Here's the link. I think granadal plugs would be discribed the7th or so picture down
>>36 OH! So it's like a grenade. I see. Things are so clear now, thank you.
Letting you know, Mr./Mrs. Author Anon person, that this is still one awesome piece of fanfiction with fantastic characterization, a much needed rare threesome pairing and excellent writing of Demoman, the hardest-to-write character in the game. Also inquiring, without any means to rush you, if you're still possibly working on this...?
It's been over a month, looks like this is gone.
>>39 Please go to a doctor asap and ask him what is wrong with your brain.
I am greatly saddened by the long period between which this was (probably) involuntarily bumped and the actual last post. This is such an amazing fic; the characters are maintained, but are also breathed new life, I can really see the going on holiday to Vegas; the dynamic between Engi and Soldier is flawless, and can sympathise with everyone, and I was bawling my head of at every sentence. Whoever wrote this, even if you don't continue it, feel proud of your achievement!
>>40 There really is no need for that sort of rudeness.
OP here. Yes, there will be more, my good people. Right now I'm busy with my SS, but hopefully after that and some time with my family... and work... I can get back to writing lots of delicious pr0nzes
I read this awhile ago, when it was first being posted. Now I see what part of one of my Engie vignettes was inspired by. Forgot all about that line before I wrote it. Still, awesome fic and awesome pairing that would do well with an awesome continuation. C:
How could I even MISS this? First time I am stumbling upon it and needless to say, I am thrilled. The characteriziation is great and the dialogue adult comedy gold. I'm not down with the hotness factor (yet?) but the humour alone is amazing and deserves to be read. Awesome, simply awesome. OP, take all the time in the world, just don't stop. I need this in my life.
Posting to let OP know we want more :v
>>46 Apparently that type of bumping, as well intentioned as it may be, isn't allowed anymore. Another anon and myself did the same thing on Over The Counter Medicine and got chewed out for it. Hope you don't get banned.
Oh shame, forgot to sage. Well, just have to hope for now. Board hasn't moved in a while.
>>47 Yeah, I apologize again on my behalf for bumping that fic. without knowing the consequences. I would LOVE to see where this story is going, though. As much as I hate to do this, saging to keep anon. happy.
ahahaha damn that is just a plug in the ass
>>50 Fuck you, I thought the author updated. This comment isn't even a helpful bump, LEARN TO SAGE. It's as simple as typing "sage" in the email box. Also, bad grammar is bad. Go back to grammar classes, new poster.
This is the most fun I've had with a fic since, oh, I don't know... EVER. I don't think I've ever laughed out loud more at any written text, either. I'd really like to see where this is going. With all that out of the way, there were a couple of times at the beginning when Tavish was yelling "Aye!" and I thought it should be "Oi!" because "aye" is an affirmative, not an interjection.
http://tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/11711.html
I love this so much, the only thing I'd love more than what you've written is for you to write more! It's just... GOOD. VERY GOOD.
So I was pointed here to judge the accent of Demo (The things I do for love) so lets do this. Firstly, the slurring is pretty good, normally it is a tad over done but seeing as this is sexy/comedy tf2, it seems just right as is the dropping of the g at the end of most words, you have that right. You seem to mix Scots pronunciation with Irish/Scouse/Welsh a few times. What is usually whit. Loik is also Irishish, with Scots saying Like but with more emphasis on Li than ke, or even dropping ke altogether. Dropping letters from most words that are long in fact, or mangling the shit outta the word (Hundred - Hun'ered) Just some quick adding, dropping and such would balance it I think. Few words to replace. Scots slang for women - Bird is more common than broad, or if talking about a women they don't like, whore with emphasis on who and rolling the r (Who-rrr) Thing becomes 'hing. To - Tae. With - Wae. Wait a second - Haud awn a second. You're - Yer. Not, no, never - Nae. One - Wan. There you go, I ain't going to plow through it all just now though, but those are just some of the smaller changes.
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Sage when you post dammit
I'm so happy that this fic is coming back. I don't know why I love territorial engineer, but I do. A lot. >>57 Gurrl. That's the OP teasing us. You cray, anon. You cray.
Yes, it was me who bumped my own thread. I planned to have the next episode up by tonight, but I'm having a bit of a crisis. You should expect it by the end of the week at least, though.
All the previous installments (and some new stuff!) rolled into one short (but acceptable) package. -------- Thank God Tavish was… well, more than a little drunk. He’d probably never agree to this otherwise. Still, Engie was sober as a judge and looking for an excuse to call this whole thing off. Soldier had to pull off one hell of a juggling act. On one hand, he had to show Tavish enough attention so that he wouldn’t feel embarrassed and left out. On the other hand, if he showed too MUCH attention, Dell would get furious and send him out on his ass. There was absolutely no fucking way this would turn out good. Jane liked those odds. Finally, he had them both naked and on their backs on the huge, luxurious bed. It’d be a tight squeeze, but Soldier knew Engie had a way of making things fit. Speaking of, Dell’s mood had done nothing but sour in the time it took for Tavish to strip. He’d have to be first, or else this whole experiment would end before it began. He kissed his way down the stocky engineer’s solid chest, pausing at the nipples. Had to get him riled up again, first. Not wanting to leave Tavish out in the cold, he massaged the dark-skinned man’s ballsack. Tavish jerked a little in surprise, glancing about in embarrassment. It’d been longer than he thought. Dell glared at him for a moment and clutched Soldier’s head tighter his chest. Jane chuckled. “Easy, now…†He had to let Dell know he was still the priority here. Think – what else? Something that wouldn’t ruin the mood he was trying to set. If he went too fast, he might lose Tavish! Trying to relax his partner, he stroked the man’s sensitive thighs. He continued licking at the man’s nipples, shooting the man a warm, loving gaze every now and then. Dell rolled his eyes. Still, his grip loosened on the back of Jane’s head. So far so good. Eventually, Jane moved down lower, brushing Dell’s ticklish sides and kissing his pudgy, muscular stomach. The engineer squirmed slightly, trying his best to stifle a giggle, but to no avail. Jane dipped his tongue into the man’s navel, and he moaned. The Soldier couldn’t help but snicker as he felt he lover’s erection pressing at his bare skin. Removing his hand from Tavish for a second, he took a moment spit a generous amount onto Engineer’s cock, and stroked it with his meaty hand. Dell was now laying back with his arms folded behind his head, smirking at his lover as Tavish silently looked on, absolutely transfixed. After a bit of this, Soldier began licking up and down Engineer’s length, earning a throaty moan. With his hand now slicked up and ready, Soldier returned it to Tavish’s cock, stroking and teasing it. He watched for any sort of negative reaction from the two. He was pleased to see that Demoman was huffing with a somewhat embarrassed grin. Engineer was grinning too, pressing Jane’s head down a little more, but out of pleasure, not dominance. Surprisingly, Dell turned his smile to Tavish. “He’s good at that, ain’t he?†“Aye – yer tellin me…†the Demolition expert chuckled, clutching the sheets. “Ah, that’s the stoof.†Dell didn’t say anything else, but at least he stopped shooting Tavish dirty looks. He seemed a lot more relaxed now in general. Maybe he was warming up to the idea of a threesome? Surprising considering he wasn’t one for sharing. Things were going better than expected. Maybe he could finally speed things up.
>>55 Oh, I totes forgot to thank you for this! Thank you!
Damn it. Annnd nobody cares. Look, I hate to sound like someone who has no life who waits around shamelessly for comments on their works (which I am, but that's beside the point...), but I'd really appreciate some feedback on this. Even if it's not good! Anything but silence. Love you guys, as always.
Sorry for the lack of feedback. There's just not much I can say except: MORE! MORE!! I love the humor mixed in your story has, and I love the Tavish/Jane relationship while simultaneously having a Soldier/Engie pairing. This is great. Please continue.
No one commented because they're all too busy fapping to it. /only explanation You already know I love this, and I look forward to more. And by 'look forward to', I mean 'will hold you hostage until you write'. Teehee.
Sorry. There really isn't much to say. I am reading, I read it when you only put the first part up as well. There's just not much to say other that that its hot and I will be sitting here consumed with anticipation until its finished.
Seriously, I'm wearing out my F5 key awaiting an update to this!
This is one of the best adult fanfics I've ever read, thanks to the very detailed style of writing and adorable characters. I was very happy to see you continued this, I was afraid you'd had stopped. Like the others, I'm impatient to read more of this!
Very well written piece! I like the tension that is in this between Dell and Tavish. So many stories have the "third person busts in and is immediately invited to join," which is just so unbelievable. Do go on.
I cried. Please sage before you post.
Last post from 2012, I lost all hope this will be continued. Nonetheless, this is a great fic.
And yet you didn't fucking bother to sage. Thanks. Thanks a lot.