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10451 No. 10451 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Starting a new thread, since the last one autosaged.

Had another one today, after so long, which is weird, it's not like I completely ignored TF2. But it was a good one, at least when I viewed it (similar in theme to Cat Bountry's one, although I completely forgot about it. I guess that you could call it a prequel?).
In short: Engineer got his 11PhD's from a deal with a devil-esque figure (I think that it was a fandom crossover, since later he was talking with Loki about the deal, but the original dealer was one of the crossroad demons from Supernatural? Crowley probably).
So then he was on a fair, with his daughter, and he sees Loki/the devil/demon and tells his daughter to go and play somewhere. And rain starts to pour like crazy, and Loki/the devil/demon says to him happily "Dell, the deal is over, it's time to go".
The last scene shows Engie, when he sits heavily on the ground, completely miserable, but with a thought that he at least secured his daughter's future with the money from RED/BLU.
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>> No. 11375
Maybe it's because I watched this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPmo0gI AM A FAGGOT HUMP MY RUMPMCc&feature=related

before bed last night, but I had the most amazing dream about Medic.

The war between RED and BLU ended, and for whatever reason, the mercs were to be killed. The group had to escape the building before the other hired guns showed up, however they were trapped inside with no access to their weapons or equipment.

Archimedes was killed by the incoming hired guns and this heartless act makes Medic realize that he truly is no different than the ones who killed his bird. Everything he had justified as "for science" was now monstrous and cruel to him.

Now very unhinged by this revelation, Medic decided to become a distraction in the hopes that the rest of his team could escape and be free. Medic feels that he is the worst of the group in terms of heinous acts, yet thinks that there is still hope for the others. Medic pauses to admire the innocence of his birds, and animals in general, before the hired guns storm the med bay.

The rest of the team escapes through a broken window, and Medic unleashes his birds, hundreds of them, in a "fly my pretties, fly, fly!" manner, laughing maniacally and feeling that the freedom of his birds is just as good as being innocent and sin-free himself.
>> No. 11390
I always seem to rocket jump all over the place in my dreams. I once had a dream I was being chased by the water monster in Amnesia but I rocket jumped the fuck out of there. Shit was so cash.
>> No. 11976
I dreamed the other night that I was watching "Meet the Pyro" but it was basically just someone talking about how mysterious the Pyro is and then some footage of a Pyro running around fighting.

The nerd rage would be incredible, I think.

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11924 No. 11924 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Your most pimped-out class. Go.

Mine is Pyro, even though I have more playtime as Engie and Scout, I still have 4 hats and 6 miscs for it.
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>> No. 11945
This loadout is a work of art. I applaud you.
>> No. 11946
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pyro, by far.
>> No. 11947
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and my medic. trying to get an unusual beak or pickelhaube with hearts

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11257 No. 11257 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
wat. epic screenies gogogo. i'll start
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Scout, no more baseball in the spawn room
>> No. 11943
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i accidentally my spycrab
>> No. 11944
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Hi there.

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11931 No. 11931 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Not sure who's seen this, but it's the new knife item for Spy: The Black Rose. Comes from a promotional deal with Alliance of Valiant Arms.

Now, the game itself, in my personal opinion, is boring. But I want this pretty pretty item so damn bad that I'm willing to play it until I get it. Also the item is untradeable, so it's my only avenue.

I remember doing the same thing with Spiral Knights, but the item was much less pretty.

How do you all feel about this new item? And how about Valve making it so you need to play other games in order to get Tf2 items?
>> No. 11935
I think it's great, especially for getting lesser-known games some deserved attention. Though I prefer when the games in question are free. I can't stand the pre-order bonuses on some games.

But I do admit AVA is pretty lackluster... even more so since it requires nProtect to run it.

>> No. 11936
Black rose looks nice, except the game isn't available in my country, and i hate gift wrapped dirty items (except HOUWAR and others which are expensive).
Its also exciting to play games and receive items as reward, eventhough if they are only reskins or ugly cosmetics. I wish there would be even harder games to get even better stuff than just regular items have, like play 1 match, receive Black Rose in TF2 or play your first game in Spiral sallet, get fancy hat as reward. I wish those would be more like this: Play New Vegas for 200 hours, receive awesome reskin for random weapon in TF2, which is based from weapon of New Vegas.

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11918 No. 11918 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Okay, Discussion has been rather inactive lately, so I thought I'd throw something up for you guys to play with until sonething better comes along.

Tell me what class-specific hat you would love to see on another/all characters. I personally want to see anyone in the dixie.
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I just want a monocle and cigarette holder for the Spy.

Don't know why it hasn't been done yet.
>> No. 11930
Ooh, I thought of another one: Foster's Facade on Scout. Then he won't talk too much.
>> No. 11934
Texas Ten-Gallon/Hat With No Name on Heavy, because a friend of mine has an adorable Texan Heavy OC.

Stockbroker's Scarf on Medic and Spy because a tie over a tie is redundant and redundant things are funny.

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11910 No. 11910 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
What are some good servers you guys play on?

I'm fed up with the ones I've been playing on for the past 8 months, and I'm looking for a new home. Preferably one that's regularly populated and has a welcoming community.
>> No. 11913
I play on Aliento's Micspam Kingdom. If you like micspam, and the occasional mix of pubbies and Highlander-level players, and overall silliness and fun, then it's a good place for you.

>> No. 11914
Railbait. Most importantly, their servers are actually full from 1 pm to 3 am (eastern time) and they don't run trash like fake players or bots.
>> No. 11916
I can vouch for Aliento's as well. It's relaxed, there's always people online, and it's one of the few servers where I can frequently get Top 3, even with my shitty connection.

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11837 No. 11837 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
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>> No. 11857
Dat recoloring technique umpf
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It's like I'm actually in 2008! Better call Vegas and bet some money on Obama winning!
>> No. 11907
yeah yeah, i just thought the new shticky commercial pose worked well. and im not terrible at photoshop. dont hate the playa, hate the game

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11862 No. 11862 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
What is your opinion on the RED/BLU teams when it comes to characters?
Do you think they're the same person, clones, different characters, ...?

Valve always manages to confuse me, like for example, RED Soldier's roommate is Merasmus (the Halloween magician guy), but in the last smissmas comic, BLU Spy told miss Pauling BLU Soldier's roommate was a magician.
Same goes for both snipers, since they both have a scar from the cheek to the nose thanks to RED spy.

I can understand that characters look the same because that would mean they'd have to make different skins for each team, but sometimes I wonder if they make it on purpose or if they simply messed up?
>> No. 11875
A headcanon of mine is that all the mercs are different people, but look and act the same because the Mann brothers think that having a Russian Heavy Weapons guy or an Australian Sniper somehow gives them an advantage over the other brother.

As for both RED and BLU Soldier having a magician for a room mate, I think Merasmus just switched sides.
>> No. 11878
I think the world could, for all intensive purposes, be a very literal version of the palette swap idea.

Both teams are identical, to the point where both Scout's Moms look identical, there's two Merasmus-es, etc. And they both think they're the original one. It's a deconstruction of the whole idea, taken to a ridiculous extreme. Wouldn't be OOC of Valve to do a thing like that.

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11779 No. 11779 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Is there a place for "The Bureau of Communication" pieces in this respectable site? It's not fanfiction, it's not fanart, so I doubted if I could share with my fellow gentlemanly peers. I have a couple more...
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>> No. 11859
I don't know if you noticed, but where it says, "Please refrain from writing poetry", Pyro wrote a haiku. God, Pyro, pay attention to the rules!
>> No. 11860
That's bloody brilliant!
>> No. 11867
The art of haiku
Is not one that comes easy.
That shit's awesome, yo.

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11815 No. 11815 Locked hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
What? Valve gave a random guy who has cancer a community spine chilling skull, which was 154 level unusual skull sometime ago?
Okay, Valve is spoiling people who have cancer with fancy stuff.
I have cancer, so where is my f*****g Unusual Max Head with exploding supernova effect Gabe?
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>> No. 11850
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Jesus Christ people, get the fuck over it.


Really? Are you fucking kidding me? He's spoiled just because Valve treated him something nice while he was sick? And you want to benefit from your PARENTS dying?

Kilo, lock this thread. It's turning into a massive bitchfest that doesn't need to happen.
>> No. 11853
I was hoping for some maturity, but obviously that's wishful thinking. Next time I'm sticking to my gut and locking any thread with overt bitchiness without waiting to see how you handle yourselves.

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