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11699 No. 11699 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
I spent a good thirty minutes trying to figure out where to put this and couldn't figure it out, so it's going here and I hope that's just swell with you guys. (It kind of belongs on Fanfic, but that's a text board only so ~whatever~.)

Regardless! A gaggle of long-time TF2 fans, myself one of them, have teamed up to create a new radio show on Pratt Internet Radio (radio.pratt.edu) called F*cked Up Fanfic, and we're podcasting it now. The gist is that we do dramatic readings of fic, generally bad!fic but not always, and the goal is to make everyone in the room very uncomfortable. We just released a reading of Roxal's TF2 beauty "Voyeur Scout" and it's up for download right here on our Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/fckedupfanfic/webexclusivetf2

I promise you that your day is not complete until you've heard one guy do horribly, comedically accurate impersonations Medic, Heavy, and Scout in an orgy.

Boink bonk, baby.
>> No. 11715
I listed to this and it was pretty good. It was hard to keep myself from laughing in the middle of class.

If you do requests, you should do the classic "King of My Hill"
http://tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/3735.html


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11700 No. 11700 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Yo.

I've been having a strange issue involving TF2. Whenever I bring up the scoreboard, a minimal amount of avatars are shown next to the connected players, plus when new players connect their avatars will refuse to show. Quite literally, nothing shows, just the blank background of the scoreboard.

Does anybody know how to resolve this? Thanks in advance.
>> No. 11702
It's a steam community issue, I believe. Many people have been having the same problem for a while now. There's also another bug where it shows the same avatar for everyone.


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11541 No. 11541 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I've been thinking - why does everyone assume that Sniper's name is actually Mundy?

Couldn't it be a fake name, like soldier's?
Maybe he got it after saying "monday" with his australian accent and everyone just started calling him "Mundy"?
I just don't think he'd be that careless to tell everyone his real name; besides Mundy is actually an Irish name.

Well just a thought I wanted to share with you guys.
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>> No. 11685
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11685
>>11684
What's this about Spyper fanfiction anyway? It's not yet another of those crappy torrid romance novel-type fanfictions that always crop up when I'm looking for Spy/Sniper stuff, is it?

Because if it's about Minifett's Spyper, then /r/ links.
>> No. 11686
>>11685

Refer to the post I was referring to.
>> No. 11696
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11696
>>11541
Well, yes. 'Kelly' is also a name of Irish origin (as in Ned Kelly, famous IRL Australian outlaw).

In fact about 95% of white Australians are descended from the English, Irish and Scottish (these days, anyway- back in the 50's-60's you just about couldn't find a white Aussie who wasn't descended from there)

I'm Australian, my last name is Chrisp. It's Scottish.


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11651 No. 11651 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I just want to suck the pyro's rubber fingers for some reason. Kiss his gasmask too. But, especially finger all over that suit for some reason.

I think the pyro gave me a fetish for rubber suits and gasmasks.
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>> No. 11682
I developed a kink of loving, tender, passionate relationships developing between hardened mercenaries amidst strife and turmoil.

Does that count?

If not, then invisible sex. Cloaked sex. Whatever you wanna call it. The idea of feeling sexual pleasure, but being unable to see the one giving it- godDAMN that is arousing.
>> No. 11687
>>11651
You must be me and I must be you.

Im glad Im not the only one who gained a rubber/gasmask kink from TF2.
>> No. 11688
The "kink" of dominating several people at once and laughing maniacally as they all try to chase my down.
Im lookin at you Nyx.


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11662 No. 11662 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Figured this is the place to ask about this kind of thing. TL;DR ahead

So, my new computer decided to ultimately ragequit life a while ago. Now I'm stuck with my old comp from 2003.

TF2 runs on it, though I have everything set to low (except the model detail is set to medium for some reason).


My question is, are there any ways to let me enjoy TF2 on this 2003 piece of shit without my framerate dropping to 5 to 10 frames per second as soon as a huge clusterfuck of players and projectiles happen?

I also don't know how to computer in the least.

Here are the specs of this old thing:

Graphics card: ATI Radeon HD 3600 Series

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>> No. 11663
Forgot to add

Resolution of tf2 is at 1152 x 864, window mode.
>> No. 11667
The CPU is horribad. You could try a config that improves fps by removing all unnecessary crap (such as Chris' maxframes or highframes) but you will probably still get fps drops. FB is having issues at the moment so I dumped maxframes from my cfg folder at http://pastebin.com/TCAs4NVt. Keep in mind that if you don't modify it, it will disable sprays, eyes and ragdolls/gibs. Here's an installation guide if you're not sure how to do it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQfvyjGjhMg


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3961 No. 3961 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Post your first hat and your reaction.
____________________________________

Me: Pot - Happy!
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>> No. 11209
First hat: Tyrant's Helm
... At a net cafe.
Reaction: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa-
*choke*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> No. 11665
I had the gibus as my first hat of course but...

I just got my first drop hat, the Surgeon's Stahlhelm after 157 hours of play time. I sat in my chair then proceeded to flail like an adolescent in pure happiness.
>> No. 11666
First hat drop: Industrial festiviser. I was so psyched at this, because it was exactly what I wanted.

First craft: Uhh...It was the hat that goes with Demo's desert set or whatever. I didn't like it, and I'm too lazy to look it up.

First hat buy: Geisha boy. Worth every penny.


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11385 No. 11385 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
http://tf2.com/post.php?id=7254

>This year, the lovable, indecipherable Pyro finally gets some time in the spotlight. There will be blood. And not like in the movie There Will Be Blood, either, where there was only blood at the end, and not even very much of it. Ours has lots of blood pretty much all the way through.
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>> No. 11537
Part of me hopes that we'll eventually get a legitimate proposal out of this.

I can't see myself playing $100 for anything unless I was completely serious.
>> No. 11627
>>11535
Why does it sound so unlogic?
random rich fool with no friends spends 100 dollars only to make stupid joke, i want the misc. ring for my collection, i pay him in return when he proposes me, i get the ring, he gets something with the stupid joke. Why does it sound so strange? Would it be more logic to just spend 100 dollars and only to get the stupid joke?
>> No. 11633
>>11627
the fact you're underpaying and still expecting it

when someone more set on the idea could offer HALF and get it


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11447 No. 11447 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
http://www.drgrordborts.com/news-reel/vote-for-new-dr-grordbort-s-items-for-team-fortress-2/

Yes you read that right!

You, yes you can help decide on future Dr. Grordbort items for Team Fortress 2.

Jump over to the Steam Workshop to vote, rate and comment on which future pack you'd like to see become reality.

Are you a Man of Science or a Rocketeer from the Future?

Tell us what you'd like to see - One, t'other, both, or fall down the stairs and crack your head on the concrete are all valid responses - get voting!

WE MUST ALL VOTE FOR NEW DOKTOR ITEMS

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=9232
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>> No. 11621
>>11589
I've heard three terms for three types of Medic.

The first one is 'Passive Medic;' A Medic who just runs around and heals people. Gets plenty of assists, but isn't good at saving himself when in danger.

The next two I've seen interchanged, but I've mostly heard them used like so:

Combat Medic: A Medic who heals his team as much as possible, but isn't afriad to take out his gun against a vunurable sentry in Doublecross or someplace. (We've all taken out a lvl.3 sentry as Medic. It's pathetically easy.) He'll use his needles when they are more use to him than a team mate. A really good combat Medic will use the crossbow and heal/kill from across the map.

Battle Medic: This is what everyone despises. He's the Medic that will charge out with the Blutsauger with the thought in his head that it's as powerful as a scattergun. He'll seldom get kills and rarely heal his team.
There are good battle Medics though. I've been a good battle Medic before, and there is nothing more rewarding than seeing; 'RED Medic is a fucking monster' in the chat. The key to being a good battle Medic is to equip the head and Blutsauger, then play in the most seldom traveled parts of the map. Lead your targets, and run backwards. They'll fall to your aids-filled needles in a heartbeat.

The last and best type of Medic, which is more of a branch off the battle Medic type, is the chain ubering Medic. These two will fuck shit up, even for a team consisting mostly of Pyros. A chain uber is really hard to pull off, and even the best Medics will find it hard. But it reaps rewards and dominations, it is worth the effort.
>> No. 11622
>>11621

Ah, gotcha. Whether I Combat Medic or Passive Medic depends on who's on my team- but unfortunately there's the odd server where defending yourself at all is frowned upon. Maybe I should just not go Medic at all there unless there's someone to back me up.
>> No. 11623
>>11622
Yeah, that's a good strategy. Unless you've observed the Heavy or Soldier on your team to be really good, Medic is a waste of time. Demos and Pyros are occasionally good partners, but unless the Pyro can airblast, she's a waste of your medigun's time. Also, never pocket a Demoknight and expect a sucessful uber. It just doesn't happen in public servers.

Why am I saying this, you probably know this already.


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11261 No. 11261 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
how
How about a tumblr thread.
Where we share TF2 tumblrs and our own TF2 specific tumblrs.

Starting with one of my favourite TF2 tumblrs...

http://fuckyeahtheengineer.tumblr.com
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>> No. 11543
What the hell. Here's mine. http://demonfox38.tumblr.com/

It's mostly TF2 posts and reposts, but I occasionally wax on about various NES games and Tales RPGs. There's also an inexplicably high content of mermaid reposts. Love me some sea bitches.
>> No. 11576
http://tumblr.tf2.cl/
>> No. 11586
the most beautiful of blogs. http://awkwardtf2screenshots.tumblr.com/


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11315 No. 11315 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?
Enter something TF2 related. Post results.

>There is a Jarate coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
>You're gonna need a bigger Jarate.
>No other factory in the world mixes its Jarate by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.
>You had me at 'Jarate'.
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>> No. 11554
>I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this Spy.

>You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the Spy.
>> No. 11555
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11555
>Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Wanker.
>> No. 11560
Hats! Why did it have to be hats?


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