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RED/BLU archimeedes 03/27/12(Tue)08:18 No. 11862

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What is your opinion on the RED/BLU teams when it comes to characters?
Do you think they're the same person, clones, different characters, ...?

Valve always manages to confuse me, like for example, RED Soldier's roommate is Merasmus (the Halloween magician guy), but in the last smissmas comic, BLU Spy told miss Pauling BLU Soldier's roommate was a magician.
Same goes for both snipers, since they both have a scar from the cheek to the nose thanks to RED spy.

I can understand that characters look the same because that would mean they'd have to make different skins for each team, but sometimes I wonder if they make it on purpose or if they simply messed up?

Tidbits 03/28/12(Wed)08:46 No. 11875

A headcanon of mine is that all the mercs are different people, but look and act the same because the Mann brothers think that having a Russian Heavy Weapons guy or an Australian Sniper somehow gives them an advantage over the other brother.

As for both RED and BLU Soldier having a magician for a room mate, I think Merasmus just switched sides.

Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)19:14 No. 11878

I think the world could, for all intensive purposes, be a very literal version of the palette swap idea.

Both teams are identical, to the point where both Scout's Moms look identical, there's two Merasmus-es, etc. And they both think they're the original one. It's a deconstruction of the whole idea, taken to a ridiculous extreme. Wouldn't be OOC of Valve to do a thing like that.

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The Bureau of Communication Ine 03/13/12(Tue)23:12 No. 11779

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Is there a place for "The Bureau of Communication" pieces in this respectable site? It's not fanfiction, it's not fanart, so I doubted if I could share with my fellow gentlemanly peers. I have a couple more...

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>>	TwoRefined 03/26/12(Mon)19:55 No. 11859 I don't know if you noticed, but where it says, "Please refrain from writing poetry", Pyro wrote a haiku. God, Pyro, pay attention to the rules!

>>	Ine 03/26/12(Mon)21:07 No. 11860 >>11859 That's bloody brilliant!

>>	Kit-Botnik 03/27/12(Tue)19:47 No. 11867 >>11859 The art of haiku Is not one that comes easy. That shit's awesome, yo.

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Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)14:59 No. 11815 Locked

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/brokenCrowning/
What? Valve gave a random guy who has cancer a community spine chilling skull, which was 154 level unusual skull sometime ago?
Okay, Valve is spoiling people who have cancer with fancy stuff.
I have cancer, so where is my f*****g Unusual Max Head with exploding supernova effect Gabe?

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>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)09:35 No. 11849 >>11848 IT' A FUCKIN HAT. A FUCKIN HAT MADE OF PYXELS. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)10:17 No. 11850
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Jesus Christ people, get the fuck over it.

>>11842

Really? Are you fucking kidding me? He's spoiled just because Valve treated him something nice while he was sick? And you want to benefit from your PARENTS dying?

Kilo, lock this thread. It's turning into a massive bitchfest that doesn't need to happen.

>>	Kilo!H3LM3TZ ## Mod ## 03/26/12(Mon)10:45 No. 11853 I was hoping for some maturity, but obviously that's wishful thinking. Next time I'm sticking to my gut and locking any thread with overt bitchiness without waiting to see how you handle yourselves.

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Anonymous 12/02/11(Fri)19:55 No. 10550

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Hats that, no matter how much you dont (or do) like hats, you feel like you just absolutely and entirely need.

Pic related. I love voodoo related items.

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>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:01 No. 11782 I like the fact that Sarcas deliberately made both the Pocket Heavy and Pocket Soldier simultaneously equippable. I'm totally doing that if I can.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:56 No. 11818 >>11741 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=16828 Happy?

>>	l-Eden-l 03/25/12(Sun)21:50 No. 11834 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=6677 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=6883 There are a few scout hoodies floating around, but these two are my favorite. They would go perfect with my tossle cap and some earbuds.

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Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)23:05 No. 11718

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Valve's been reading my dream diary.

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>>	TwoRefined 03/03/12(Sat)04:26 No. 11729 >>11728 I'm all for your Gmodding and art, Furie, but seriously. When you're not on the art boards, PLEASE spoiler-image dat shit!

>>	Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:27 No. 11770 >>11725 It can still be changed. Like Private Eye, which was Spy only hat when it came out.

>>	Furei 03/13/12(Tue)19:57 No. 11778 File 133168305016.png - (228.79KB , 384x711 , tumblr_m0put0Cdzf1rrtgbwo1_500.png ) DICKS EVERYWHERE

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TF2 In Real Life Thread (Again) Anonymous 11/11/10(Thu)22:36 No. 258

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Guy in Connecticut gets shot, pauses to eat sandwich before going to hospital:

http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2010/11/10/blotter/doc4cdae51f566e2164482456.txt

There's also this, which is from some Canadian restaurant. Apparently you buy a bag of Doritos and they'll dump meat and pickles and cheese and stuff on it.

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>>	Anonymous 07/04/12(Wed)19:19 No. 12509 I swear Spy wrote the new Johnsonville Brats commercial. It goes something like "Your mom knows when you're faking- [sound effect of kid coughing] so she knows when she's eating fake sausage. Try Johnsonville Brats."

Anonymous 09/11/12(Tue)17:52 No. 13083

Sorry if bumping this is not okay, but I wanted to share this story.

Today in my English class, our teacher asked me how many kinds of hats I knew.

I could name at least 20, all more or less because of the hats in this game.

Now my teacher thinks I'm some sort of hat nerd ...

>>	Anonymous 10/12/12(Fri)18:08 No. 13240 http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/fl-mystery-eyeball-20121011,0,2071938.story Shame it's not a brown eye, or I'd be tempted to make a Merasmus joke. People have also said it looks like Wheatley, which I can totally see too.

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F*cked Up Fanfic's TF2 Massacre Dooped 02/29/12(Wed)11:34 No. 11699

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I spent a good thirty minutes trying to figure out where to put this and couldn't figure it out, so it's going here and I hope that's just swell with you guys. (It kind of belongs on Fanfic, but that's a text board only so ~whatever~.)

Regardless! A gaggle of long-time TF2 fans, myself one of them, have teamed up to create a new radio show on Pratt Internet Radio (radio.pratt.edu) called F*cked Up Fanfic, and we're podcasting it now. The gist is that we do dramatic readings of fic, generally bad!fic but not always, and the goal is to make everyone in the room very uncomfortable. We just released a reading of Roxal's TF2 beauty "Voyeur Scout" and it's up for download right here on our Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/fckedupfanfic/webexclusivetf2

I promise you that your day is not complete until you've heard one guy do horribly, comedically accurate impersonations Medic, Heavy, and Scout in an orgy.

Boink bonk, baby.

>>	Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:41 No. 11715 I listed to this and it was pretty good. It was hard to keep myself from laughing in the middle of class. If you do requests, you should do the classic "King of My Hill" http://tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/3735.html

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Little big issue. Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)13:12 No. 11700

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Yo.

I've been having a strange issue involving TF2. Whenever I bring up the scoreboard, a minimal amount of avatars are shown next to the connected players, plus when new players connect their avatars will refuse to show. Quite literally, nothing shows, just the blank background of the scoreboard.

Does anybody know how to resolve this? Thanks in advance.

>>	Serain 02/29/12(Wed)15:13 No. 11702 It's a steam community issue, I believe. Many people have been having the same problem for a while now. There's also another bug where it shows the same avatar for everyone.

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cuntsman 02/19/12(Sun)08:18 No. 11541

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I've been thinking - why does everyone assume that Sniper's name is actually Mundy?

Couldn't it be a fake name, like soldier's?
Maybe he got it after saying "monday" with his australian accent and everyone just started calling him "Mundy"?
I just don't think he'd be that careless to tell everyone his real name; besides Mundy is actually an Irish name.

Well just a thought I wanted to share with you guys.

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Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:27 No. 11685
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>>11684
What's this about Spyper fanfiction anyway? It's not yet another of those crappy torrid romance novel-type fanfictions that always crop up when I'm looking for Spy/Sniper stuff, is it?

Because if it's about Minifett's Spyper, then /r/ links.

>>	Kit-Botnik 02/27/12(Mon)17:52 No. 11686 >>11685 Refer to the post I was referring to.

Sparky!PurpleFuhY 02/28/12(Tue)21:46 No. 11696
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>>11541
Well, yes. 'Kelly' is also a name of Irish origin (as in Ned Kelly, famous IRL Australian outlaw).

In fact about 95% of white Australians are descended from the English, Irish and Scottish (these days, anyway- back in the 50's-60's you just about couldn't find a white Aussie who wasn't descended from there)

I'm Australian, my last name is Chrisp. It's Scottish.

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Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:32 No. 11651

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I just want to suck the pyro's rubber fingers for some reason. Kiss his gasmask too. But, especially finger all over that suit for some reason.

I think the pyro gave me a fetish for rubber suits and gasmasks.

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Iz 02/27/12(Mon)16:16 No. 11682

I developed a kink of loving, tender, passionate relationships developing between hardened mercenaries amidst strife and turmoil.

Does that count?

If not, then invisible sex. Cloaked sex. Whatever you wanna call it. The idea of feeling sexual pleasure, but being unable to see the one giving it- godDAMN that is arousing.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:06 No. 11687 >>11651 You must be me and I must be you. Im glad Im not the only one who gained a rubber/gasmask kink from TF2.

>>	Donny 02/27/12(Mon)21:01 No. 11688 The "kink" of dominating several people at once and laughing maniacally as they all try to chase my down. Im lookin at you Nyx.

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