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9828 No. 9828 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Am i the only one who have thought this when they saw Meet The Medic for the first time: When Heavy's chest burst open when medic made him the uber-procedure, the Quick-fix healed Heavy's chest completely back to normal and cured every single scratch out from him, so if Medic would have used the same procedure on Demoman, wouldn't it also mean that his missing eye would be regerated back to normal, and he would have 2 eyes like everyone else. But now the mystery is kinda solved after the Bombinomicon case. Medicine cannot beat magic
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>> No. 9846
no because demoman lost his eye when he was a kid.
jeez, read the comics on teamfortress.com
>> No. 9848
I'm starting to wonder if Marasmus is a parody of A Wizard Did It/It's Magic, I Ain't Gotta Explain Shit.
>> No. 9859
>>9846

If you read the last two sentences, he mentions the Bombinomicon and how it took his eye, meaning he did read the comic.

Yeah.


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9821 No. 9821 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
So, lately the horrible majority of TF2's playerbase has been glaringly in-my-face obvious, such as a half dozen players resorting to homosexual slurs at the mention of a female player and just general douchebags.
Does anyone have any recommendations for active, friendly-ish servers? I'm not asking for a teddybear hugfest, just a place I can hide from the scumbags in.
Forgive me if we already had a thread like this.
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>> No. 9852
>>9824

Would you happen to have the name of the server for younger players? My kid brother enjoys playing with others online, but I'm worried that he might pick up unwanted vocabulary. Thanks in advance!
>> No. 9854
>>9852
Do you know there's an option to turn off Voice Chat in the main menu? I believe it's either in the Voice or Multiplayer tabs of the Options button.
>> No. 9855
>>9852
I also forgot to mention that you might want to turn off Sprays for him as well, so he doesnt have to see Hentai and Meatspin.


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9739 No. 9739 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=P3421

>Let's say you enjoyed Meet the Engineer. Let's say you enjoyed it so much--and especially that one scene where he serenades you and you fall in love all over again

they KNOW
>> No. 9779
Valve, you are omniscient.
>> No. 9782
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9782
Oh GOD.
My appartment already has like six or seven TF2 posters in it.
But ... DAMN. Valve really got my ovaries in a twist here! I can already see it ... Next sale, that lithograph will be mine.


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9424 No. 9424 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
can I buy stuff from tf2 with my cellphone money?
>> No. 9427
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9427
nein
>> No. 9428
I feel like I have seen this before.
>> No. 9709
>>9427
they should have. fffff


No. 3570 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
  This thread needs to be restarted with one of the best Gmod videos in the history of everything. Watch several times to get the most out of it.
Protip: Hit 4 repeatedly while on Youtube.

POST MORE AWESOME VIDEOS, FOLKS
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>> No. 9698
  This is beautiful.
>> No. 9731
>>9698

That deserves my daily tear of manliness
>> No. 10264
I place this here... because no man should suffer alone...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxVZSbPeSf0&feature=player_embedded


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4044 No. 4044 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
I remember a thread about this before the crash.

Best times playing tf2

I was playing with a friend of mine one night, He was a medic and i was an engineer. It was only us in the attic on the first map in payload. My gun was merrily beeping away, when an uber heavy pops his head up to try and take my gun. He succeeded in getting my gun, but my medic had gotten an uber during this and i wrenched the heavy and medic. Couldn't stop laughing that we both managed to survive, but it was cut short when a few of the heavy's teammates decided to storm the attic.
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9609
Had 3 refined metal but was saving up to craft Bonk Boy mask.
Sister cajoles me into crafting for a random hat, but I'm hesitant because one of my metal was untradable, and I wouldn't be able to give away a sucky hat.
Eventually I gave in and with baited breath, crafted the little fucker.
"You have just crafted Towering Pillar of Hats"
YES

I love/hate the random hat craft, it's like gambling/ trying for the lotto.
>> No. 9654
Okay, three quick stories.

First time I logged on the Mantrain, somebody was playing the orchestrated Phoenix Wright soundtrack. My best friend had just moved to Japan, and she was a huge fan of the series. So I felt happy and homesick at the same time. (I never seem to be on when everybody's on the Mantrain. Is there is a good time, in CST, for me to visit?)

Next--I firmly believe that you are playing Medic correctly when you haven't killed anybody and people are yelling over the mike about you. Let's say I had a little Harvest event where somebody raged at me for an abundance of consecutive ubers. My patient was a happy little Russian.

Third--one time, this gal and I held the basement of 2fort up for 49 minutes. It was probably some serious turtling, but I'd like to think of it more as a square dance. Two engies, a system of teleporters that made loops to and fro, two of every animal. Ya know. I think what especially made that round fun was that we had a Spy that kept riding our teleporters every time he was trying to sap them. He ended up with a wrench in his face. A lot. The only thing that broke the stalemate was our Scout getting two steals towards the last five minutes and winning the match.
>> No. 10128
While I was first getting into TF2, I met someone who was ALSO new to the game, and over the course of a year and a half we've become very close friends.

She's also the one helping me through the end of a very bad relationship that' been going on for four years.

Fuck yeah, Valve.


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9647 No. 9647 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
ok, I got a #30 crate, I want to know about it, and the worth.
>> No. 9649
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9649
These particular crates are given to players much less frequently than a normal Mann Co. Supply Crate. Unlike previous special crates, it has no special key or expiration time.


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9465 No. 9465 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Share creations, resources, questions and answers here, as long as they're relevant to TF2 and the new Steam Workshop. Let's make some items together!
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>> No. 9472
>>9470

Have you downloaded Source SDK yet? The decompiled files should be available in it's content folder. Took me awhile to figure this out.

Sidenote, while I feel this thread should be in /projects/, it seems like being on /dis/ would generate a bit more interesting discussion.
>> No. 9491
Any chance Macs will get Source Viewer eventually? I'm learning how to model in Maya, but for right now, I just want it for drawing ref purposes.
>> No. 9557
>>9491

There should be a folder in the Team Fortress 2 game files that contain Maya-compatible character models. (No such luck for everything else, though.)


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9471 No. 9471 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
This scene in the comic, can someone elaborate?
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>> No. 9505
>>9504
Most everything TF2-related is really dark if you think about it. Didn't this comic involve our heroes committing two cold-blooded murders? It's a pretty grim shade of humor.
>> No. 9509
>>9504
Never seen/played/wateveritis Poker Night. Any reference links?
>> No. 9513
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9513
>>9505
It is. I just never really thought about it that seriously before. I'm used to death in the series being able to be shrugged off, and everyone's able to respawn...

>>9509
It's a crossover game by Telltale Games where you can play No Limits Texas Hold 'Em against the RED Heavy, Max (from Sam and Max), Strong Bad (from Homestar Runner), and Tycho Brahe (from Penny Arcade). The music includes a couple of jazzy TF2 remixes and unlockable TF2 Misc. items and weapons, but the main draw is the dialogue, a lot of which can be found on YouTube. Apparently Heavy has a PhD. in Russian Literature, hates Tetris, hates vodka, listens to Huey Lewis and The News, has a fetish for redheads, feels remorse over dead animals and leaving the wives and kids of the men he kills without a husband or father, and once choked the BLU Engineer to death with his own wrench because he single-handedly killed the rest of the RED team. And Gary Schwartz reprises his role as Heavy in the game.

Here's the website, if you're interested:
http://www.telltalegames.com/pokernight


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7612 No. 7612 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I know you all have some ideas for new unlocks. Even if nobody's ever going to make them, it's fun to share and brainstorm. Engineer needs love badly, so here's my suggestion.

The Iron Man Set
Focuses on creative use of metal to hopefully decrease turtling and increase teamwork. Contains the following weapons:

The Yankee Yanker (Melee)
In addition to doing some light damage, steals ammo from the enemy's active weapon and converts it into metal.

The Scrap Sack (Secondary)
Doubles the amount of metal you can carry. Becomes active when you're carrying more than 200 metal. Once that happens, the Engineer starts holding the sack over his shoulder, and he can't build nor move buildings. You can throw the sack by right-clicking and let other Engis pick it up for extra metal.

The 8-Ball (Primary)
A shotgun that shoots metal balls. As you would expect, it uses no ammo, only metal. Not just for fighting; it lets you fix buildings from afar by shooting at them. Goes well with the other two items in the set.
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>> No. 9445
*White Moby* [Sniper]

-A large, makeshit harpoon gun with a sniper scope attached-
>> No. 9462
With the Steam Workshop in place, you guys should DEFINATELY consider submitting your ideas

I'm also thinking of renaming my items for submission purposes:

-The Lil' Dyke (formerly "The Kiddie Stuff")
-Wiff O' Gay Pari (formerly "No Pest Spray")
-The White Avast (former "The White Moby")
>> No. 9499
Question.

Is hat brainstorming allowed here, or should I make a different thread for it?


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