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9821 No. 9821 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
So, lately the horrible majority of TF2's playerbase has been glaringly in-my-face obvious, such as a half dozen players resorting to homosexual slurs at the mention of a female player and just general douchebags.
Does anyone have any recommendations for active, friendly-ish servers? I'm not asking for a teddybear hugfest, just a place I can hide from the scumbags in.
Forgive me if we already had a thread like this.
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>> No. 9852

Would you happen to have the name of the server for younger players? My kid brother enjoys playing with others online, but I'm worried that he might pick up unwanted vocabulary. Thanks in advance!
>> No. 9854
Do you know there's an option to turn off Voice Chat in the main menu? I believe it's either in the Voice or Multiplayer tabs of the Options button.
>> No. 9855
I also forgot to mention that you might want to turn off Sprays for him as well, so he doesnt have to see Hentai and Meatspin.

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9739 No. 9739 hide watch quickreply [Reply]

>Let's say you enjoyed Meet the Engineer. Let's say you enjoyed it so much--and especially that one scene where he serenades you and you fall in love all over again

they KNOW
>> No. 9779
Valve, you are omniscient.
>> No. 9782
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My appartment already has like six or seven TF2 posters in it.
But ... DAMN. Valve really got my ovaries in a twist here! I can already see it ... Next sale, that lithograph will be mine.

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9424 No. 9424 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
can I buy stuff from tf2 with my cellphone money?
>> No. 9427
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>> No. 9428
I feel like I have seen this before.
>> No. 9709
they should have. fffff

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  This thread needs to be restarted with one of the best Gmod videos in the history of everything. Watch several times to get the most out of it.
Protip: Hit 4 repeatedly while on Youtube.

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>> No. 9698
  This is beautiful.
>> No. 9731

That deserves my daily tear of manliness
>> No. 10264
I place this here... because no man should suffer alone...


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9647 No. 9647 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
ok, I got a #30 crate, I want to know about it, and the worth.
>> No. 9649
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These particular crates are given to players much less frequently than a normal Mann Co. Supply Crate. Unlike previous special crates, it has no special key or expiration time.

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9465 No. 9465 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Share creations, resources, questions and answers here, as long as they're relevant to TF2 and the new Steam Workshop. Let's make some items together!
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>> No. 9472

Have you downloaded Source SDK yet? The decompiled files should be available in it's content folder. Took me awhile to figure this out.

Sidenote, while I feel this thread should be in /projects/, it seems like being on /dis/ would generate a bit more interesting discussion.
>> No. 9491
Any chance Macs will get Source Viewer eventually? I'm learning how to model in Maya, but for right now, I just want it for drawing ref purposes.
>> No. 9557

There should be a folder in the Team Fortress 2 game files that contain Maya-compatible character models. (No such luck for everything else, though.)

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9471 No. 9471 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
This scene in the comic, can someone elaborate?
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>> No. 9505
Most everything TF2-related is really dark if you think about it. Didn't this comic involve our heroes committing two cold-blooded murders? It's a pretty grim shade of humor.
>> No. 9509
Never seen/played/wateveritis Poker Night. Any reference links?
>> No. 9513
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It is. I just never really thought about it that seriously before. I'm used to death in the series being able to be shrugged off, and everyone's able to respawn...

It's a crossover game by Telltale Games where you can play No Limits Texas Hold 'Em against the RED Heavy, Max (from Sam and Max), Strong Bad (from Homestar Runner), and Tycho Brahe (from Penny Arcade). The music includes a couple of jazzy TF2 remixes and unlockable TF2 Misc. items and weapons, but the main draw is the dialogue, a lot of which can be found on YouTube. Apparently Heavy has a PhD. in Russian Literature, hates Tetris, hates vodka, listens to Huey Lewis and The News, has a fetish for redheads, feels remorse over dead animals and leaving the wives and kids of the men he kills without a husband or father, and once choked the BLU Engineer to death with his own wrench because he single-handedly killed the rest of the RED team. And Gary Schwartz reprises his role as Heavy in the game.

Here's the website, if you're interested:

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7612 No. 7612 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I know you all have some ideas for new unlocks. Even if nobody's ever going to make them, it's fun to share and brainstorm. Engineer needs love badly, so here's my suggestion.

The Iron Man Set
Focuses on creative use of metal to hopefully decrease turtling and increase teamwork. Contains the following weapons:

The Yankee Yanker (Melee)
In addition to doing some light damage, steals ammo from the enemy's active weapon and converts it into metal.

The Scrap Sack (Secondary)
Doubles the amount of metal you can carry. Becomes active when you're carrying more than 200 metal. Once that happens, the Engineer starts holding the sack over his shoulder, and he can't build nor move buildings. You can throw the sack by right-clicking and let other Engis pick it up for extra metal.

The 8-Ball (Primary)
A shotgun that shoots metal balls. As you would expect, it uses no ammo, only metal. Not just for fighting; it lets you fix buildings from afar by shooting at them. Goes well with the other two items in the set.
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>> No. 9445
*White Moby* [Sniper]

-A large, makeshit harpoon gun with a sniper scope attached-
>> No. 9462
With the Steam Workshop in place, you guys should DEFINATELY consider submitting your ideas

I'm also thinking of renaming my items for submission purposes:

-The Lil' Dyke (formerly "The Kiddie Stuff")
-Wiff O' Gay Pari (formerly "No Pest Spray")
-The White Avast (former "The White Moby")
>> No. 9499

Is hat brainstorming allowed here, or should I make a different thread for it?

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9020 No. 9020 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

tl;dr 30+ new items (mostly hats), High Five taunt, Customize Texture Tool and 3 items(?) for it, an all-class weapon with customizable textures, Pocket Medic for Soldier, new holiday key, MNC items are craftable, beta weapons added

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>> No. 9485
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Only the finest of Demomen wear two pairs of glasses at the same time.
>> No. 9488
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This update is the tits.
>> No. 9489
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Ey oop our mother, just going tup town to watch tup game

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9366 No. 9366 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
>high-five taunts
>new replay features
>high five taunts
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>> No. 9455
Yeah, it's quite small compared to the real ones. If you showed up here with such a tiny scarf you'd be laughed at.

Also, I've still got a few decal tools left, so if anyway wants to whip up an image in photoshop or something (use template http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/eb/Flair_template.png), I could take pictures with all the classes.
>> No. 9456
Also, the image doesn't have to be 128x128, it can be 256x256 too.
>> No. 9457
Well regardless, it's still great looking

Hell, I even coaxed my mom to see if she could make me the Red Team version IRL

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