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8108 No. 8108 Locked hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
DICKS EVERYWHERE
THE USER DIED BECAUSE OF ALL THE DICKS
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>> No. 8134
>>8132
that you're a faggot
>> No. 8137
>>8134

> Looks at the webside.

Ahaha, dat slaps me on the knee. Calling someone a faggot on TF2chan.
*wips away tear* It seems this is the comedy thread here?
>> No. 8138
>>8134
That's a great reason there son! You must have been a great contributor before, what with your witty banter and the sprinklings from your babbling brook of knowledge. The sheer power of your post has caused me to see that you are right in every conceivable way! Your literal logic has moved mountains within my mind, I may never thing the same way again, what with this rush of clarity! Breath taking!

That, or you're just one of the many that rage quit propelled on a torrent of butt blood because something happened you didn't like, and to save face and not seem like an asshole, you removed your old nick name to have a childish pop at someone who is still here and, gasp shock horror, still enjoys the chan cause I am able to avoid the bitchy side it can have by not sticking my nose into every shit scented pile that springs up.

Im guessing option two here.


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8067 No. 8067 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
The From Dust mask looks stupid, imo.

The Red Orchestra: Heroes of Stalingrad hats are okay, though Heavy's looks way too small on his head, and I don't know what could get Soldier to wear a WWII German helmet.

I'm glad it wasn't for Medic, though.
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>> No. 8097
>>8094
Exactly.

Also, Engineer just got himself a goddamn Pip-Boy. Seeing as DLC just came out for Fallout: New Vegas, what are they planning?

I don't wanna hope too hard that it's for a port of 3 or NV to Mac with Steamplay, but a person can dream...
>> No. 8110
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8110
>>8090
I'm terrible at recommending stuff but it's more of a Operation Flashpoint style game than say, CSS, Day of Defeat or Call of Duty. The Forgotten Hope mod for BF1942/BF2 would be a good comparison I suppose. Less arcadey than FH though.

For example, Guns aren't hitscan. They fire actual projectiles, So you have to compensate for bullet drop and lateral movement at longer ranges, especially with the pistol caliber submachine guns. Magazines keep their ammo counts when your reload and you don't get a magical indicator that tells you how much ammo is in your gun. I've gotten killed more than a few times because I did a tactical reload and ended up with a mag that only had a couple bullets in it, Or because I forgot to chamber a new round on my rifle. Tank combat is as good as in millsims like ARMA or Steel Beasts.

Here's a good video of some general infantry gameplay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn4AeZXBjr0
>> No. 8113
>>8110
I've pretty much only played TF2, L4D, Half-Life 2, and Killing Floor in terms of FPS, so this is all going over my head, apologies. And I admittedly don't look at stats all that much yet. But it looks interesting, I just...the idea of playing a Nazi churns my stomach a bit.


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7994 No. 7994 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
>Im a red Sniper
>I die
>In front of the room you respawn there's a blue Spy staring at an Adventure Time Rule 34 I sprayed
>I blew his head off
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>> No. 8038
>>8037
Weirdest thing is, I have two Sexy!Medic pinup type sprays that I use. I tend to go to the same server every day, where most everyone there is a regular and uses a mic, as well as myself and one other person being the sole females (based on voice alone).

People I know to be men still stop and just stare at the spray for a good two minutes. Its weird.
>> No. 8045
The other day I saw 3 people connect their sprays to make a Human Centipede.

Felt bad, man.
>> No. 8046
my spray is Nyan Scout, and i usually spray it as soon as the round begins. once, i was on an achievement server, and i sprayed Nyan Scout in my team's spawn room. Not long after, another person starting micspamming a remix of Nyan Cat with Scout's BOINKs and BONKs. people were laughing and one of them said my spray was credit to team.


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7440 No. 7440 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Hello, I recently started playing the game about 2 or 3 weeks ago (so far I've clocked in about 44.7 hours, 11.5 of which were devoted to offline training), but I still feel pretty damn useless when compared to my teammates mostly due to the fact that I just flat out suck at modern day FPS to begin with.

I'm not bad, per say, but I get infuriated when I get taken down by snipers and spies out of fucking nowhere and when I get gangraped by Pyros.

So, Tips, Encouragement, anything that you're willing to dish out, even F2P distain and how it's "KILLING THE GAME"

Also, top 3 most used characters:

-Engineer
-Pyro
-Scout
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>> No. 7503
>>7495
Rocket jumping will come with time. I was so against it at first cause I felt it wasn't worth about 50hp, but now days, ye can't stop me from hopping about.
>> No. 8034
Oh, something I forgot to mention:
If you have horrible aim (like me), at least turn on the damage display so you know when you're hitting your opponent. Ranged weapons like rockets and grenades have a delay in the time from when they are fired to when they explode, so you have to get a feel for leading your target.

Same goes for when you're playing Sniper--not only do you have to deal with zig-zagging opponents and lag, but the hitbox is a little different from what you expect. (I find it a lot easier to aim for the neck. That way, if I miss, I at least still land a bodyshot.)
>> No. 8041
The real cancer is hipster whining about everything

(NO ANONYMOUS, YOU ARE THE CANCER.)


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7970 No. 7970 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
>Engie's rap

Fucking gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSePFK_FIlA
>> No. 7971
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7971
There is already a thread for videos, this doesnt need it's own.


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  I thought you would like this Video from a huge Valve/TF2 Fan... Well her fanness is huge, she's rather petite.
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>> No. 7964
Shouldnt this be in the video thread, rather than in it's own?
>> No. 7965
>>7959

I don't see how you can get away with calling those posts 'harsh language'


in other words: shit fuck ass cunt motherfucker dick bitch bastard chink nigger
>> No. 7969
The song sucks and her art isnt really bowling me over. It all depends on whether she's gone to college and knows any sort of coding, or writing, or gets better at art or animation. Valve would be better off hiring one of the artists or gmodders here, or an amazing writer like CatBountry.

>harsh


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7691 No. 7691 Locked hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Just procrastinating, reading about the little clues they put up on the Alarm-O-Tron board (it's easier to read here: http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Meet_the_Spy although you probably all knew that...) which I never actually noticed.

I was amused reading 'Blue Soldier' with 'Above You!' written beneath it after watching the video again. Little things amuse me.

Anyhoo, I had two thoughts:
First, although this is pretty unlikely given that the video was released two years ago, that the board is still holding little secrets for future updates and videos.

Second, that it makes for an entertaining mix-and-match storyboard: Just pick one from each column/row as you either descend or move across the board.

TL;DR ANON BRINGS UP OLD NEWS.
I'll make a simple story in a sec... If anyone cares ;)
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>> No. 7713
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7713
Sure is f2p in here.
>> No. 7960
>>7713
Weep for the future.
>> No. 7966
>>7960
Believe me, I am weeping. Locking the thread because I'm sorry, but this is horribly old and OP's posts in here all reek of underageb&.


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7419 No. 7419 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
>Some people enjoy Heavy/Medic as an intimate couple, seeing their closeness as something romantic or even sexual.

>While that is nice sometimes, this is how I prefer seeing them - as two men, two brothers-in-arms who, for whatever reason, each consider themselves the other's confidant and the only one around whom they feel it is okay to show their pain and heartsickness, knowing that, unlike the rest, this one will not judge.

I posted the above comment on a thread over on /fanfic/ and immediately afterwards got to thinking...

There are, if one ignores the fact the latter pairing is on opposing teams, two "BFF" pairs of TF2 characters - Heavy/Medic, and Demo/Soldier. (Though I've also seen some folks put strong evidence toward Sniper/Engie as well, mostly because Engie seems like the kind of guy who can befriend anyone easily, though that might just be my bias as a fellow Southerner talking)

Anyway, I got to thinking... what is it about these pairs that has them so close to each other (non-sexually, I mean - that aspect is for a whole different topic) such that they consider the other a confidant?

(I hope that makes sense - it's late, and I'm not the best with words sometimes, so what's in my head might be clearer than my writing...)
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>> No. 7469
My headcanon for Heavy/Medic being friends is the same as my headcanon for an unrelated series: They both grew up in neighboring countries and have similar experiences. Also, if Poker Night is canon: birds.

I always imagined Medic as only angry if people actually piss him off. When the team's doing well, he's happy.
>> No. 7901
>>7453

I pretty much agree with you, but there are some differences (of course). I view the Engie as pretty friendly, but most of the time, he's off in his room/workshop doing the weird science stuff. When he isn't, he's up for a game of poker pretty much as well as the next guy. Sometimes, when your creativity has run out and you need to plow the fallow fields of your mind, Poker allows you the mental "quiet" to do so. Plus, beer and cards, what's not to like?

Spy, in my mind, thinks of himself as better than everyone else on the team. In his mind, he's the hero/main protagonist and everyone else is "spear carrier (insert number here)". They are perfectly disposable if it means he gets closer to carrying out his mission/job. After all, they'll be back if they die. (Insert Gallic shrug here). He looks out for number one, and he is number one. Also, he guards his privacy jealously. The mask never comes off, unless he's sure he's absolutely alone, and he locks his bedroom door pretty much all the time, which allows him to maintain his air of mystery. The others think he's a prick, but as long as he does his job, they aren't going to complain. He's also vain and a bit of a prima donna. If certain things aren't done "just so", he's gonna complain.

Scout is one of those guys who has to have attention. That's why he's such a pain in the ass. Even negative attention is better than none, and he desperately wants to be "one of the guys". But he's grouped with guys who are at least 15 to 20 years older than him, and they tend to discount what he says and does because he has the least experience. On the other hand, he does tend to be the most open to new things. He's the most likely to listen to what the soldier would call "Faggy hippy music" because hey, that's what's in his generation.

Sniper tends to be a loner. He's quite friendly when you approach him, which fits his "ocker" personality (An
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>> No. 7914
I think the videos show Engie and Sniper as canon bros, reacting to events together (the Mac/PC ad, Meet the Medic)

From a gameplay perspective, you just can't ignore a permanent relationship between Engineer and Spy, though. No matter where on the spectrum it is from pure hatred to neutral to sexing it up, they will constantly be on one another's minds with regards to technology (improving or breaking it), either anticipating or planning a visit to a sentry nest.

You can make any take on their relationship, but the key point will always be the way their roles tie together.


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7705 No. 7705 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
TF2 SYNCHTUBE!
http://www.synchtube.com/r/SgtPerkins


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7593 No. 7593 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
http://www.darkhorse.com/Blog/518/dark-horse-teams-valve

Dark Horse is collecting all the Valve comics, including the TF2 ones, in one collection, which comes out this November.

Interesting! I might add that to my wishlist. Think we'll be seeing any further Dark Horse/Valve collaborations in the future? TF2 ongoing series please?
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>> No. 7632
Man, I must be the only one who really liked the other guy's style.
>> No. 7640
I like certain aspects of both artists. I like one's Admin better, and the other's Soldier better. Things like that. Both good.
>> No. 7688
>>7620
I thought his style worked fine for Left 4 Dead. But even if he's not Rob Liefeld his art still suffers from quite a few problems with anatomy, derpface, perspective, and foreshortening.


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