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13445 No. 13445 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
just wondering, are most of the users here like girls? and am i the only gayfag who loves tf2chan?
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>> No. 13478
>>13476
Same here

Captcha says Puritanic... No, captcha, that is not a good description for this here conversation.
>> No. 13504
>>13478 here. It just occurred to me that it says things about the quality of the writers here that people who would not be the target audience (aka straight dudes and lesbians) like and read the stuff anyway. Good things. :)
>> No. 13509
>>13504
I was in another fandom previously where I think the vast majority of the gay porn (at least on the fansite I frequented) was written and drawn by lesbians. It doesn't really surprise me anymore.


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13263 No. 13263 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
The past few days have seen a massive rash of engagements on TF2, and I have no idea why. No, don't tell me why. We have to preserve the mystery. All I want to know is if you've been seeing any lulzacious engagement announcements. And if you have it would be nice if you told us what the announcement said.

Today brought us 'The TF2 Community has accepted Gabe Newell's "A Flaming Homosexual"'
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>> No. 13329
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13329
You know, I have a theory.

For every fat joke that someone makes about Gaben, Half-Life 3's release gets delayed another day.
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13397
>>13329
We might have been to the same server that day.
>> No. 13419
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13419
I saw this just today on a X10 server. Hilarity ensued.

Sorry for the shit quality, my rig sucks ass.


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13258 No. 13258 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
http://www.nanowrimo.org/

So, how many of you writers are going to be doing this? If enough people are interested, we could start a tf2 group.

(yes you can write erotic novels)
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>> No. 13366
>>13362
Well I never really claimed to be good at it...

The name in this post is my steam, If you'd like to message me there. I'd post my wrimo profile but it leads to some sensitive personal info.
>> No. 13367
Also! my internet's been shit lately, so I might not be able to respond quickly.
>> No. 13400
>>13362

I recommend a book called "Making Shapely Fiction" by Jerome Stern. It discusses some basic rules of writing, general plot outlines, and character types that you can build from.

Other than that, I suggest you read as many fiction and nonfiction books and short stories from as many genres as you can. Then find what you like and start coming up with ideas and putting them to paper. From there, it's a matter of practicing your craft.

Again, I must emphasize that writing must be something that you enjoy, first and foremost. Doing it for any other reason really isn't worth the effort.


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13375 No. 13375 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I'm entirely new to this board, I've been considering going premium on TF2, is it worth it?
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>> No. 13379
>>13378
Just once, I believe
>> No. 13380
>>13378
Do you already have a full account on Steam? If you don't, then definitely put $5 into your wallet and buy something from the Mann store.

Last year I did that right before the christmas event and got a free copy of Portal 2.
>> No. 13395
If you feel like it, I'd suggest you buy a set of Mann Up Tickets. You'll get to play on the official MvM servers, get to put progress in on your badge, and even have a shot at some hats and botkiller weapons. Definitely a good-value way to go, if you don't just want to throw 49 cents on a can of Bonk or something.


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  this is just a random idea i had while watching a gameplay video showcasing the finishing moves of all the characters of BlazBlue: Continuum Shift, so feel free to move this post if you think this doesn't belong here.

My idea was this, "What if the Team Fortress 2 mercenaries had Astral Heats if they were in a BlazBlue game?". you can suggest ideas for the non-player characters too if you want.

Check out the video provided here to see these finishing moves in action. Man! are they ever awesome.
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>> No. 13359
Yeahhhhhhh, I learned early on you don't mention anime-styled things around here.
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13360
Goddammit, you didn't learn a single goddamned thing from that ban I gave you, did you?

If you continue to make inane and terrible fucking threads like this you're looking at a much longer ban.

Knock it off already.
>> No. 13361
>>13360
thats already been taken care of


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13266 No. 13266 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Click on the Spy's face, receive bacon.

http://www.teamfortress.com/wizardcon/
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13310
>>13308
Okay, I'm really tempted to email Valve to resolve this now

But I dunno who to email and what to say
>> No. 13311
>>13310
http://www.valvesoftware.com/email.php?recipient=TF+Team <- I think that's right a recepient (there's contact us box in tf2.com)
>> No. 13322
>>13311
Ah, thank you. They didn't answer my email, but they answered someone elses'. Both Bombinomicon and Merasmus are voiced by Nolan North.

He is best known as Dr. Edward Richtofen from Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies, Nathan Drake from Uncharted, the rejected Cores and turrets from Portal 2, annnd several Heroes from DoTA 2, amongst others (he was in the TMNT 2003 reboot, and I believe he's also on Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes). On that show and Uncharted, he worked with Robin Atkin Downes (Medic).

So yes, in a way Medic has technically killed a Nazi.


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13199 No. 13199 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I was checking out the new items, and I really loved both the looks and the description of the Distinguished Rogue. I started thinking about my favourite descriptions, and wondering about other people's.

So, what are your favourite item descriptions? Just the description, it doesn't matter if you like the hat/misc or not. Descriptions of physical items from the Valve Store are fine, too.

Here are mine. It wasn't easy to pick just a few, there are many more descriptions I love. But I figure that's the same for everybody, and if each of us starts listing half the TF2 inventory this will be a boring thread. Let's only list our absolutely very favourite ones.

-Distinguished Rogue. This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.

No comment here. Just perfection.

-Ninja Cowl. If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim. "He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."

I love how this description both makes fun of trite romance tropes, and outright states that Spy has male admirers. I mean, sure, that's obvious, but how many FPSs would openly admit that?

-Stovepipe Sniper Shako. This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
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>> No. 13224
>>13223
Yes, that was the whole point of my second paragraph ^^. I've totally switched to the headcanon that Medic pranks his own respawn-able teammates (or, at worst, the Messangers; civilian deaths upset me, but I can't say that I give a damn about the guys who were going to assassinate Soldier and then threatened the Mercs' families).


Anyway, my comment was only meant as a short explanation for my personal reaction, since the previous poster had been wondering about the reason some people were upset. I am a bit concerned about starting actual discussions because I'm worried that people will end up fighting. Can we go back to the topic, please?

Here is another description I love:

<b>Demoman portrait poster</b>. <i>A lot of important people in the world have worn eye patches. James Joyce, Marie Colvin, that guy from Days of our Lives. There are so many people in fact that it might be worth making a Wall of One-Eyes in your apartment so you can keep track of them all. Let's start you off with Demoman, and then you can get that framed picture of Dangermouse you saw at the thrift store. This is important. We're counting on you. </i>
>> No. 13234
I almost forgot:

Pyrovision Goggles: Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass world of imagination you get from books.
>> No. 13275
Lucky Shot-Let's see you do that again, Private.

I can only read this in Soldier's voice and I keep thinking up a hilarious scenario for the line too.

The Stereoscopic Shades-If you close one eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.

I admit putting on a pair and closing one eye, just knowing I did that makes it x10 funnier.


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13230 No. 13230 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
http://en.genzu.net/sokan/star.shtml

I have no idea what drives the correlations, but the results are always hilarious, occasionally eerily accurate, and every once in a while you get a surprising gem, too.
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13253
>>13252

Jesus, it is pretty accurate, isn't it?

...Why is there so little Demoman, guys. Why.

(Why did I pick the unpopular classes to like the most we need more Demo/Everybody Solly/Everybody and Engie/Everybody.)
>> No. 13255
>>13252
The trucks n vans instance is increasing I think. That's actually a pretty interesting graph. I haven't ever see a large amount of Sniper/Medic.
>> No. 13257
>>13255
I agree. At the time, there seemed to be quite a lot of Sniper/Medic, but, come to think of it, I haven't seen much in recent months.


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12884 No. 12884 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
If Valve gave you the opportunity to choose a pairing to become canon who would you choose?
no ship wars please
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>> No. 13111
All I have to go on is my own preferences and headcanons for Scout's mom, and in my head I think she'd say no if Spy came to her and disguised as Scout for a fetish-y thing, but really, I have no idea. I'd like to see more background on her.

I do know she was mentioned again in the flavor text of the new Scout pistol, the mafia one, but nobody seemed to notice that.
>> No. 13112
>>13111

I had no idea there was a blurb for this thing, thank you!
>> No. 13235
I think it would be pretty cool if Valve went against the odds and just had a little moment between Sniper and Engineer. They kind of fit the 'Those two guys' trope and it would be pretty amazing if during a big scene they teased at Heavy/Medic and Sniper/Spy but then Mundy just suddenly takes Dell in his scrawy hairy arms and they share a small kiss and all the other mercenaries look really fucking surprised/shocked.


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13146 No. 13146 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Was on Tumblr just now. The majority of people think this was a huge mistake for valve to put these hats out (especially the Medic "German commander" hat). Opinions?

I actually liked them until I thought about the unfortunate implications, and now I just feel uncomfortable...
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>> No. 13198
>>13197
I may be wrong, but I believe that was a joke.
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13225
I think it was a huge mistake to position them so fucking stupidly on their heads. Ruined two perfectly good hats.
>> No. 13226
>>13225
They probably thought that the standard position would have looked too much like the Team Captain.


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