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12251 No. 12251 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Just noticed the old one is autosaging, so this thread is for anything not Demoman-related. For that, go to http://tf2chan.net/dis/res/12084.html I had a headcanon idea that was just driving me crazy and I had to spit it out. And it's going to sound stupid as fuck.

Scout's Mom is Carmen Sandiego. She settled down for a bit, cut her hair, died it black, and adopted five kids to give the illusion she'd been there a while. And ended up having three more kids on accident.

And that's part of the reason she and spy "get along" so well - because she knows him on more levels than one. Maybe she was even tempted to go out adventuring with him again? Who the fuck knows idkidkidk

If you have any other general headcanon ideas, go ahead - nothing can quite get sillier than that.
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>> No. 13256
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13256
>>watching Ed Wood
>>he's terrible at a thing he's passionate about and goes after it with giddy enthusiasm
>>crossdresses and doesn't give a fuck what people think
>>fascinated by mad scientists and monsters and morbid things
>>writes a speech for Bela Lugosi about wanting to make monsters and being unable to go back to his homeland and wanting to make a superhuman race
>>tells a European bald hairy wrestler he's handsome

Reminds me eerily of Medic.
>> No. 13313
According to YouTube, Merasmus doesn't really have that dramatic magical voice, he's just speaking into one of those plastic echo microphones from the 90's. Also, he is the Monarch from The Venture Bros.

I'm okay with this.
>> No. 13315
i watched Léon, The Proffesional the other day.

theres a part where he says that the better the assasin, the closer he can get to his target and how you start at the sniper rifle and work your way down to the knife.

because of that i now believe that Spy is actually a better sniper than Sniper is


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12247 No. 12247 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
So... since the other thread has saged, I shall continue here. So, I was on DA today, and a new group for TF2 popped up that I hadn't seen before, called TF2 necrophilia. I figured, okay, let's see what kind of artists and art are there. I wasn't all that disappointed that it's really mostly drawn in the necrophilia style- that's about what I expected, and not really my thing for TF2. But there's a list of pictures by character. And of course, Demoman doesn't have one (yet). Pyro has one, but it's empty (what a surprise). First three characters represented in folders? The usual suspects: Scout, Spy, Sniper. Now, not all the art was necrophilia-ified, and there actually was a picture of Demo with Heavy (I think). And Engie, Heavy and Medic (with Solly) were the next three folders. But... No Demoman? No Pyro? I was faintly horrified, but it holds true to my "Demoman is too many, too drunk and too black for most necrophilia fangirls" idea. Sad to see it confirmed, though.
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>> No. 13241
I'm not sure if this belongs here, but I think it's funny nonetheless.

I think it's hilarious when people in this fandom freak out over porn.
>> No. 13247
>>13241
Depends on the reason. If they're freaking out because they don't like porn of TF2 specifically, or are horrified that men are being shipped together/might possibly be gay, they're idiots.

If they're freaking out about porn period because they're either very sheltered or grew up with very stern, religious parents like I did, it's understandable.
>> No. 13348
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13348
>>people who claim fanart from 2009 is fanart for their fanfiction they wrote in 2011
>>or that a picture the artist drew for themselves is fanart of their OC


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13076 No. 13076 Locked hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I just want to ask a few questions about the rules. 1.It says in the rules that memes aren't allowed on the site, do Sparkledog Central memes count or does the rule apply to all memes? The TF2 Kink Meme is a good example of a Sparkledog Central Meme because most deviant art memes follow a "fill in the blank with an answer to the following question/order above" formula. Which brings me to my next question.

2.What counts as a meme on TF2Chan? There are the obvious like lolcats, Rage Comics, and planking, but what do you guys consider a meme here so I know how to be careful?

and finally, 3.If you don't allow memes, then why do you have a Sparkledog Central Meme on your site? (The TF2 Kink Meme). Because if you don't allow them, it seems a little contradicting to have a Sparkledog Central Meme on the site.

I'm just curious is all so I don't do anything that can break the rules. I hope you don't mind.

(STOP. JUST STOP)
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>> No. 13088
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13088
Do we really need an entire fucking thread about what constitutes as an acceptable use of memes?

Fucking really?
>> No. 13089
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13089
You know what? Fuck it.

This thread does not belong in /dis/. It is not discussion TF2 and would be better placed in /inception/, but really it shouldn't even be a fucking thread at all. You have questions about how the site operates? Write to a mod. Many of us have our email accounts in our posts and we even have an official Tumblr you can submit questions to.

And for God's sake, LURK MORE. You seem to be so absolutely clueless as to how the chan functions but if you actually just observed what other people are posting, you would not even have to ask these questions in the first place.

It is really not that hard and I don't know how much longer I can put up with this shitposting.
>> No. 13090
>>13089

Shit I should add that the TF2chan mod tumblr can be found here: http://asktf2chanmods.tumblr.com/

Now scram.


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13026 No. 13026 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
most epic tradepost in history of mankind, just 1 min ago.
>> No. 13053
Wait, what? Did I miss something about a new commodity in the game, or does he literally mean he'll write a nice compliment about what a great person you are if you give him shit? Sounds like a ripoff to me.


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12917 No. 12917 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
(I was unsure where to put this, so move it if it needs to be)

It's pretty straight forward I guess, what is your favorite track from the Team Fortress 2 soundtrack, and why? Which do you dislike? What about it do you like, and a why do you dislike a different one?

Personally, I am a fan of 'The Calm' and 'ROBOTS!' (MvM), 'Medic!' and 'A little Heart to Heart' (Meet the Medic), and 'More Gun' (Meet the Engineer). I guess the main reason is for how dramatic the songs get, and in the MtM songs, how 'crazy' they get, the faster violin and whatnot.

(Also, if anyone knows where tracks 14 through 18 ("Medic!", "Archimedes", "Dreams of Cruelty", "The Calm", "ROBOTS!") are located in the game files, could you post? the rest are in the ui folder)
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>> No. 12941
>>12921
I set up a download if you're still looking for the song. My boyfriend made me a very nice youtube extractor and I figure more people might want the song. http://minus.com/ljT2mIogw9Iyz
>> No. 12947
I love Rocket Jump Waltz, I just wish it were longer in the official version.

I don't like the Haunted Fortress 2 theme but I hardly hear it anyways.
>> No. 12948
>>12941
That's nifty, didn't know there was that track at all.

I was actually looking for "Medic!", "The Calm," and "robots!", but thank you!


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12882 No. 12882 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Am I the only one who seems to suffer from Glossophobia (fear of public speaking) when it comes to voice chat servers? See, I don't have much experience with public speaking. the written word I don't have much trouble with, but actual speaking? that's a whole different ball game for me.

I've never been on a TF2Chan servers, I'm sure they're fun, It's just when you take my lack of time with the game mixed with Glossophobia and inexperience, you can see why I have some issues with Public Speaking.

So if you guys have any advice for overcoming my fears, I would love to hear it. because I would love to play with you guys someday.

picture courtesy of Photobucket.
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>> No. 12896
Thank You Very Much, I feel better now.

And just so you all know, I go by Midnight Leo on Steam because truth be told, Jewel_Pandora is actually the username I use for my adult fan art and fiction. I go by a different name for my less racy work on Deviant Art and Tumblr.

I thought I'd tell you guys beforehand. Just in case.
>> No. 12908
If you are on a random server start by calling out game-related things (ie: ___ is spy or sentry ahead). When you get comfy with talking try asking how everyone is doing when you connect to a server. Congratulating everyone at the end of a game or thanking someone for something is a surefire way to make friends.
>> No. 12913
Thanks, Forky. I'm starting to feel better now.

I'll do my best to keep up with everyone on the mantrain. here's to the maintrain server, may it continue to serve it's many visitors in the future.


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12883 No. 12883 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Any expectations for the next Smissmas update?
(weapons, comics, etc.)
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>> No. 12889
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12889
It can come with any update really, but I'm looking forward to some more mann vs machine maps. Maybe an alternate mode where you'd go offensive (BLU) against a bunch of RED robots. Always hoped we'd get to fight Old Nick too. Spirit of Australian Christmas and all that. (Sort of like the Horseless Headless Horsemann and the Monoculous fights- but perhaps with less greed and more giving.) People got so cutthroat when the presents popped up. Something to promote generosity would be nice.
>> No. 12892
>>12889
Isn't he dead? It's an interesting idea though. Too bad there ain't any kid-characters around for nick to kidnap
>> No. 12894
>>12889
I like the idea of infiltrating the robot's defenses. Maybe something not dissimilar to capture the point playstyle, where you have to disable all their defenses before capping.

I tell ya, I love this robot deal. Made me feel like I was really fighting towards some sort of actual goal now, instead of just burning nooblets to ashes.


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12084 No. 12084 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Because everyones favorite black scottish cyclops needs more love. Post any and all head canons you have about Tav here !

(And yes, I am aware there already was a head canon thread awhile back, but it's ridiculously old and was about the game as a whole, so lets keep this about Demoman okay? Good. )

artwork by the very lovely Silsol : http://silsol.Sparkledog Central.com/gallery/31640757offset=0#/d4hpsop
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>> No. 12670
>>12286
>I think that Demoman has lost his eye in more than just two ways. I’m thinking; five, eight, fifteen different ways, all fantastically epic, and all, somehow, within the same reality.

And now I'm picturing Demo's eye-loss as being akin to TDK Joker's facial scars...

"D'yeh wanna ken how Ah lost me eye, laddie?"
>> No. 12746
>>12670
"The loch ness monster was a drunk"
>> No. 12880
I can totally imagine Demoman being an "otter" (A slimmer, but still hairy gay man). I'm surprised I always see him with a waxed chest.


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12874 No. 12874 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
The TF2 Spreadsheet Admin got caught scamming recently.

>He's been buying items at a very low price, then jacking them up on the spreadsheet to resell.

He had between 50 and 100 buds when the price on those suddenly skyrocketed.

>Someone noticed and put it all over reddit,
and here's where it got good.

>The Spreadsheet Admin then tries to defend himself on reddit with a bunch of excuses about who actually sold the items he had and claiming he makes no profit, because he gave the Botkiller and all other items to his "friends."

He gets caught in his lies when all his alternative accounts (his "friends") that he used for scamming are linked with proof they are him.
>Then he got real mad and said "you all just don't understand, I have to do this."

http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2trade/comments/yk9ji/psa_i_believe_the_tf2_pricing_spreadsheet_at/
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>> No. 12877
I always knew those guys were up to no good.
>> No. 12879
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12879
>>12874

Drunken_F00l himself just responded to the reddit page with this.

pic related.


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12788 No. 12788 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
The MvM is now playable and there must be some shortcomes of it since the power and effect of weapones are different.
Some of nine mercs have become more superior to others and even some of those others have become more inferior than before.

Few of them may need to get BUFF/NERF in MvM to recover the balance.

SO, WHO DO YOU THINK MUST GET BUFF/NERF AMONG THOSE NINE??
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>> No. 12843
>>12820
>>12825
No, I'm not talking about the robots!!

I'm talking about playable mercanaries.
Spy's sapper has delay term and sappers are useless when it comes to sentry busters.
>> No. 12844
>>12843
That's why you use the upgrades. Spy would be so fucking OP if he could just instantly sap anything that moved.
>> No. 12850
>>12823

Too lazy to switch out from my 2fort or Freak Fortress layouts I guess. I dunno, I enjoy building at chokepoints in hard to reach places, and then using the pistol to finish people/bots off.

I have never run into a Spybot that uses a revolver. I always get backstabbed. However, they tend to backstab me before sapping the Sentry, so...

Rapid Fire anything on Decoy is scary.


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