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11315 No. 11315
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?
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>There is a Jarate coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
>You're gonna need a bigger Jarate.
>No other factory in the world mixes its Jarate by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.
>You had me at 'Jarate'.
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>> No. 11316
>I feel the need - the need for Dispenser!
>I love the smell of Dispenser in the morning.
>I have always depended on the kindness of Dispenser.
>Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Dispenser.

Someone needs to make art or something of that last one. That's beautiful.
>> No. 11317
>First rule of Soldier Club is - you do not talk about Soldier Club.
>> No. 11318
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11318
>A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a Sandvich.
>> No. 11319
Hat? We ain't got no Hat! We don't need no Hat! I don't have to show you any stinking Hat

I feel the need - the need for Hat!

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Hat, too!!
>> No. 11320
>>11318
Jesus I love this one.


>Madness? This is Bonk!
>I see dead Maggots.
>Elementary, my dear Backburner.
>The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Wanker."
>> No. 11324
>You're gonna need a bigger Saxton Hale.
>I have come here to chew Saxton Hale and kick ass. And I'm all out of Saxton Hale.
>My mama always said life was like a box of Saxton Hale.
>It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Saxton Hale.
>Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Saxton Hale.

That last one's a tiny bit too close...
>> No. 11326
"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Huntsman killed the beast."

(Btw, might I ask... how u do dat? That... that orange-y, quote-y thing?)
>> No. 11328
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11328
>>11326
Greentexting. Put a > in fromt of the text.

Also,
>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Intel Room!
>> No. 11329
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/song.php?
This one's good too.

>Here in my 2fort, I feel safest of all.
>You know that we are living in a 2fort world, and I am a 2fort girl.
>I was looking for a 2fort, and then I found a 2fort, and heaven knows I'm miserable now
>> No. 11330
Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million Heavy's!
>> No. 11332
>Better to be king for a night than sentry for a lifetime.
>One sentry's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
>Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his sentry.
>> No. 11337
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11337
>Soylent Green is Spy!
>> No. 11338
>I have come here to chew Pootis and kick ass. And I'm all out of Pootis.
>That's no moon. It's a Pootis.
>Made it, ma! Top of the Pootis!
>> No. 11339
>That'll do, Medic. That'll do.
>I am big! It's the Medic that got small.
>No, Mr. Bond, I expect Medic to die.
>No, it is not dangerous to confuse Medic with angels.
>> No. 11340
>W+M1 Pyro? Where we're going we don't need W+M1 Pyro.
>> No. 11344
>Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a sandvich!
>> No. 11345
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11345
>I have a head for business and Scout's mother for sin.
>> No. 11346
>You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Heavy.
>This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Heavy.
>Heavy? Where we're going we don't need Heavy.
>Houston, we have a Heavy.

I am having WAY too much fun with this.
>> No. 11347
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11347
Not TF2, but I HAVE to share this with you guys.

>I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take lemons anymore!
>> No. 11348
>Of all the Demopan joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

>Lions and tigers and Demopan, oh my!

>I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Demopan, too!

>Go ahead, make my Demopan.

>We are all interested in the Demopan, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

I called it.
>> No. 11349
>I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a Jarate! What a Jarate!

And:
>You take the blue Jarate - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
Blue Jarate. Mother of God.
>> No. 11350
>I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American Helmet Party.

>Remember, you're fighting for this woman's Helmet Party, which is probably more than she ever did.

If you ask Solly...
>Helmet Party? We ain't got no Helmet Party! We don't need no Helmet Party! I don't have to show you any stinking Helmet Party!

>One Helmet Party's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

>Come with Helmet Party if you want to live.

>You had me at 'Helmet Party'.

I knew i got you there. Last thing i did for today.
>> No. 11355
>I am not a Tentaspy! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am... a man!
>And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Tentaspy.

The first one seemed very appropriate. The second one seems like something the Medic would say.
>> No. 11362
>>I could dance with you 'til the sniper come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the sniper 'til you came home.
>> No. 11365
>I see dead Spy.
>If you are a minority of one, the Ubercharge is the Ubercharge.

And my favorite...
>I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Medic, too!
>> No. 11368
>Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the W+M1.

Medic's view on bad Pyros.
>> No. 11371
>>11365
Oh dear god, I am imagining The Wizard of Oz with Heavy as Dorothy, and Medic as her little dog.
>> No. 11372
>>11371
Spy would be the WWotW. Make it happen.

Scout as the Scarecrow, Soldier as the Tin man, and maybe Demo as the Lion.

I. Like. This.
>> No. 11380
>If you build it, Scout will come.
>I love the smell of Engineer in the morning.
>Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a Sniper!
>I want that Heavy, not excuses.
>I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a Medic lasts forever.
>A boy's best friend is his Spy.
>Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Demoman.
>All work and no Soldier makes Jack a dull boy.
>Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Pyro.
>The power of Crates compels you.

My favorites've gotta be the Engineer, Demoman and Crates quotes.
>> No. 11392
>And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Meet the Pyro.

>Keep your friends close, but your Sniper closer.
>> No. 11397
>>11372

And flying monkey scouts.
>> No. 11405
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11405
>Funny like I'm a Heavy? I amuse you?
>Made it, Ma! Top of the Heavy!
>You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel Heavy?' Well, do ya, punk?
>Say hello to my little Heavy!

>Many Bothans died to bring us this sandvich.
>Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of sandvich!

>Scout matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my Scout, do you?
>I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old Scout for dinner.

>That's no moon. It's a Spy.

>Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Medic. Prepare to die!

Oh my good lord, I wish I could draw Heavy as Inigo Montoya saying that. I can't even go on past that point.
>> No. 11408
>>11329

>I call you when I need you, my Demoman's on fire.
>It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Medic.
>> No. 11410
>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Intel Room!
>>11329
>Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw jarate back to you.
>> No. 11454
>I could dance with you 'til the sniper come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the sniper 'til you came home.

> You don't want to be in the way when my jarate goes off.

>Nobody puts Sniper in a corner.
(Except maybe Heavy.)
>> No. 11462
>Lions and tigers and Pyro, oh my!
>All work and no doktor makes Jack a dull boy.
>Keep your friends close, but your Heavies closer.
>I am the author. You are the bonk. I outrank you!

I love this generator now.
>> No. 11467
> Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a Sentry?

This sounds like an excellent story I will never read.
>> No. 11484
>>11467

Someone needs to write that fic.

Or alternately, one of the Poker Night sequels has to have Doc Brown and Engineer meet up.
>> No. 11506
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11506
I think I win.
>> No. 11511
>>11506

Someone on the team must have very good hands for catching.
>> No. 11515
>If I was a Spy, a perfect Spy, how would you know it was really me?

That... works really well.
>> No. 11549
>>11329

You spin me right 'round, baby,
'right round like a teleporter, baby.
>> No. 11554
>I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this Spy.

>You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the Spy.
>> No. 11555
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11555
>Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Wanker.
>> No. 11560
Hats! Why did it have to be hats?
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