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No. 11441
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Camera pans over the map and into the RED spawn room
Spy narrating: Once upon a time, there was a fat bastard.
Heavy spawns
Spy: This simple-minded fool decided that he needed to cram something down his gullet, otherwise he would be forced to eat one of his teammates, probably the Scout.
Player takes control of Heavy
Spy: So the fatuous, fat-headed fat man headed down do the kitchen, but his tiny brain was shocked to find that there were no sandwiches to be found anywhere. He somehow gathered enough brain power to formulate a plan: he would take the enemy's sandwiches.
Heavy heads to the main battlefield.
Spy: Suddenly, a wild Soldier appeared!
BLU Soldier: MAGGET! WHAT IN THE NAME OF THOMAS JEFFERSON DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?
Heavy: I am getting sandvich, and there is nothing you can do to stop me!
They fight, Soldier loses.
Soldier: AAAUGH! MY SPINE!
Spy: And so the shaved bear made his way into the BLU team's kitchen, to find... ME! Well I am sorry to tell you, fat-man, but I have eaten the last sandwich here! HAHAHAHA!
Heavy punches spy in the head and knocks him out cold. He sees the BLU intel rotating on the counter, walks over, and opens it. It is the top-secret plans for a new superweapon BLU is planning to use against RED.
Heavy: I must tell team about this immediately!
Level one completed.
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