>>10255
I will admit, I bought prescription aviators because of Sniper. But in my defense, they also look great on me. And I needed new sunglasses. Old ones went missing in my backpack sometime in the winter, and came out in spring covered in scratches.

>>10230
>Hetaliafags drew Norway after the terrorist incident
Dude what.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you.

I didn't discover this, but I didn't see it on here, so behold - real life RED vs BLU factories!

>>10274
Wow that's uncanny

>>10275
You can see the windows shot out :D

I know this is not quite on topic, but just as TF2chan loaded up in my browser window, the random mix on my MP3 player cued up Yello's 'Oh Yeah'.

...And it was a good couple of minutes' worth of tea removal from keyboard and sinuses.

Mom was watching the news and she said something about "why are we sending troops to Australia? Are we gonna start a war with them too? (joking of course)." All I could think was "I hope not, they'll kick our ass." For a brief moment I was thinking that they had much better tech than us and more muscular people. And Saxton Hale.

I need to stop crawling through old Craigslist ads.

Not quite "real life", but the first promo images of The Hobbit came out, and I cannot unsee the Meet The Team promo image. You know the one.

I was watching some raw footage of police brutality to see if it was something my mother might be interested in (she's an attorney on the side), and seven hundred clicks later I come to this video, with this guy just walking around in the background.

Nice goggles, guy.

My dad and I were lighting off New Year's Eve fireworks when he asks if anyone else in our party wanted to light one up. Specifically, he said, "Who's next? Who else has got a little pyro in them?"

I lol'd like a motherfucker and no one knew why.

>>11166
That reminds me of a while ago when I noted the measuring cup labeled "Pyrex" in my dad's kitchen, and he responded "Pyrex, for pyros!" I grinned but didn't say anything.
There are some words that TF2 has changed for me. Sure, I can use the word "spy" normally, but I'll be thinking of Spy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E&feature=g-all-f&context=G2e6b2a5FAAAAAAAAOAA


This.

This reminded me instantly of Heavy, Soldier, and Demoman ALL IN ONE.

God what is up with embed.

>>11192
Agreed. But that made me SO SAD for some reason...

This swimsuit design is called the Sniper.
http://wickedweasel.com/en/shop/separates/buy/488-00
..Somehow I can't see him wearing that. Although if anyone wants to draw it, I'm all for that.

I'll just leave this here.

>>11234

I WANT THAT. I DONT' EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BICYCLE AND I WANT THAT.

>>11244
It's for bikes? Oh god my mind is so deep into the gutter today

>>11245
Yep. Bikes. Soul-crushing disappointment I have.

>>11245 >>11246

Just empty the bike lube, wash the bottle and fill it with fuck-jelly. Problem solved.

>>7071

I'll just leave this here

My new braces are a TF2-ref. The left side's brackets has got blue dots on them, the left side's has got red dots on them. When I saw it, I lol'd.

>>10275
WHAT. I used to pass those buildings every single day on my way to work. How did I never notice?! Polite self-sage since I'm contributing nothing.

I feel like this is what Spy might look like sans-balaclava. Now, this is not just a random comparison, as the man pictured was a real spy by the name of Eddie Chapman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Chapman

I sometimes say "nope" and "piss" in real life due to tf2, but that's it.

I remember some posts from the old TF2irl thread. Some of you guys here really need to play less.

I bet you can guess what this reminds me of:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/crabs-smoking-cigarettes

Sage for excessive quantities of stupid.

>>11505
You're not alone. I'm seriously thinking of (somehow) setting my error message sound on my computer to either Engie or Soldier's "DAMMIT." Because whenever something screws up, I hear that in my head. That, or Nick's "Nooo." from Left4Dead.

Two totally unrelated ones:

Apparently in Russia they are trying to bring in organic food. The newscasters were interviewing a large, bald Russian man who herded goats. I immediately thought of Heavy's "I am not good with goats" line from Poker Night.

This is only vaguely TF2-related, but I found Greg Broadmore (the Dr. Grordbort's guy)'s work in the Tintin movie artbook. He did a beautiful painting of Marlinspike Hall towards the end.

I might be the only one who thinks this has "extravagantly dramatical fanfiction cover" written all over it for a scootma/medic/spy fanfiction or something.

...yeah I think so.

>>11720

Maybe I should've included the picture derp

Not sure if this belongs here, but I think it's pretty funny.

I was watching some old childhood cartoons the other day and stumbled over these characters in Recess.

The strangely reminds me of someone, hmmmm

Never knew Engie had kids

>>11726
No headcanon, no you may not adopt them.
I don't care that they look perfect, I've already got Engie with a daughter and that's that!

  Every time I see the Hershey Kisses in the hardhats, I think of Engie.

>>11726
>>11738
Compromise?

>>11738
I don't get it. Why can't he have a daughter AND two twin sons?

>>11738
my head-canon is that ellis is engie's son.
so by your logic, engie can't have a daughter.
and that's that.

>>11751
HIGH FIVE! Me too, or Grandson, depending on cannon timeframe.

No matter the gender or quantity of childs Engie have, they are all robots.

>>11753
>brofist

>>11754
....ffff. New head-canon.

>>Stephen Colbert singing "Good Night Irene" on The Colbert Report with Emmylou Harris

I cannot stop unthinking TF2 with this show.

This factory is across from the Conshohocken IKEA - looks like a TF2 BLU Map to me!

New head canon: BLU buys furniture from IKEA

Okay, sort of cheating, but I had to make the prop sandwiches for our production of The 39 Steps.

Guess what I used as inspiration.

HATS EVERYWHERE

So, I was looking for apple crisp for desert for myself, and I found these "Chudleigh Apple Blossoms", which looked pretty similar, so I bought them.

Tonight, I decided to make one for myself, and I look at the back of the package- turns out they are made with "Northern Spy Apples" and had the Phrase "Spies are for pies!", which gave me the weirdest mental image, let me tell you! (Spy surrounded by a table of pies, filling his face, and/or a pie filled with Spycrabs...)

I'll just leave this here.

If Timon and Pumbaa were human... Timon reminds me awfully of Scout... right down to the expression

I swear Spy wrote the new Johnsonville Brats commercial.

It goes something like "Your mom knows when you're faking- [sound effect of kid coughing] so she knows when she's eating fake sausage. Try Johnsonville Brats."

Sorry if bumping this is not okay, but I wanted to share this story.

Today in my English class, our teacher asked me how many kinds of hats I knew.

I could name at least 20, all more or less because of the hats in this game.

Now my teacher thinks I'm some sort of hat nerd ...

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/fl-mystery-eyeball-20121011,0,2071938.story

Shame it's not a brown eye, or I'd be tempted to make a Merasmus joke. People have also said it looks like Wheatley, which I can totally see too.