Got my ass handed to me (lol) by a Soldier in an Arena Melee Deathmatch. He was holding a Disciplinary Action labeled "I whip my team back and forth".

Best part: He dominated me CONSTANTLY. I loled so hard, you guys. Couldn't even be mad.

"Matin's a Good Job Mate"
"Soggy Cow"

not a player name, but I call my Bazaar Bargain Achmed the Dead Terrorist

I had a Medic buddy named "I'm not a doctor but I play one on PC"

I thought it was so clever and funny, I was in a fit of hysterics and got killed. Yeah, I'm a really cool person.

I had a friend who changed his name to "toocutefor you" for some reason or another. Every time he killed someone, he'd type "I'm too cute for you!" And when we won the game, he'd type "We won because I was just too cute for you!" Probably would be funnier if you actually knew how the guy is like in real life.

Didn't help that he changed his name to "Sailormoon" later and proceeded to blow people up as the Demoman. I lol'ed so hard.

i saw a guy with a Jarate named Bear Grylls...

If someone hasn't named their Jarate "I WILL PEE ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE", I know what I'm doing tonight.

My renames (dunno if they're especially clever, but):

Archimedes' Death Ray (Quick-Fix)
Iron Curtain (descrip: "Moscow girls make me sing and shout")
Familiar Fez: (descrip: "It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool")

And then I have the bear claws and a hat referencing OC's.

>>8701

I just remembered on one server there was a player called Chris Benoit Family Outing

just finished a game being a heavy to a medic named Jew Diamond Phillips.

>>8702

an engineer named nicki minaj made me laugh.

Sometimes, my sense of humour disgusts me.
I am sorely tempted to rename my Strange shotgun "Kurt Cobain's Hair Dryer" but I know that's gonna piss alota peeps of, including myself, but another part of me chortles ever so lightly at it. What is wrong with me?

In all fairness, I feel that if anythin ever happened to me, people would be able to find humour in it after a certain amount of time.

>>8772
that is hilarious. it's wrong, insensitive, politically incorrect, and disrespectful...but that doesn't change the fact that it cracked me up.

>>8772

Nice. I was thinking of naming my Widowmaker "The Kurt Cobain Exit Plan"

>>8772

Two problems with this. One, you don't point hair dryers into your mouth. Two, it's hugely, eyerollingly unoriginal. Every other child who gets a nametag and decides to use it on their shotgun is calling it "Kurt Cobain's Microphone". You might get a cheap laugh from mouthbreathers like >>8783, but it comes at the expense of a) your eternal soul and b) knowing 5000 other shotguns exist which are called roughly the same thing.

Stretch yourself a bit. Mr. Cobain was not the only person who has ever died of a serious case of shotgun, or been associated with them in general.

>>8787

Seconding this one. I've seen at least three or four shotguns with references to Kurt Cobain.

>>8787

>>8790

talking as if you've never laughed at something stupid before! i'm honestly not surprised that i see a lot of kurt cobain-related weapon names, but who cares? been done to death, i still find it funny, sue me. now, i don't see rifles named, say, Del Shannon's Last Microphone, because no one would get that. let people name their weapons whatever they want. in the end, they are nothing but pixels.

>>8787
Woah, why're we name calling? Is derp a terrible person and I just missed it in their comment?

Bash humor all you want but I see no reason to outright insult people.

Remember people, It's like your parents probably told you when you where a kid: It was funny the first time, the second it's not.

But the main problem is that thinking up new stuff is hard, Here's a couple freebies: "Martin Bryant's Down Under Experience" for a sniper rifle, and "Bobbitt's Bungled Briss" for any of the bladed weapons.

>>8795

The best nametag'd weapon I ever saw was a frying pan that someone had named, "WTF FAGGOT KILLED ME WITH A FRYING PAN"

Rename a Rocket Launcher "Fuck you ground, ow shit my legs!"
Took a Whiskered Gent, painted that sucker orange, renamed it "Dangerously Ginger" and Desc'ed it with "How do you kill that which has no soul?"
Take one Brain Slug, painted that adorable fucker white, renamed it "Big Birds Above"
A Hound Dog, slap a Name tag on it to read "A Real Tunnel Snake" with the dec "Let me show you"
One Teddy Rosevelt, rename him "Lenny the Teddy" after my old cuddly toy with the Desc "He who once protected me in the night, I shall now protect in the fight"
Also, an Eyelander named "Donny's Damnation"
I am also the original creator of the Piss rifle's rename of "Urine my sights" which my mate Claptrap stole from me before I could get a nametag. Bastard.

Also Crocker, you need to lighten up man. Jesus, its like Christmas came early but instead of presents, you got the world's bloodiest period or something.

>>8791
>>8799

I'm sorry. I just agonise over the use of my name/description tags and I hate the ubiquity of that Cobain thing so much.

I'm not a girl, Donny. I don't know what the world's bloodiest period would be like. Special, I imagine.

T thought we had a extra thread once for named weapons.

OHYES! My holy Mackrel is "Lady Gaga's Willy"!
With the desc "We just had a bad romance"

>>8799
I like these

>>8801
Remember, Donny's the guy who once said "Oooooh, someone switched to barbed wire grade tampons today." I know because I laughed so hard and saved it to my collection of funny quotes. I think I'm adding the new one too. I like pairs.

On a slightly related note, I had a Medic with a funny name. It's fun to say "Obama's Left Testicle healed me!"

Got killed by 'Ignorant Slut' today (before having major glitchiness and needing to leave the game, ugh... hate when that happens, but ah well).

Could not help hearing it in Dan Akroyd's voice. Well, prefaced by 'Jane, you'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k80nW6AOhTs

Admiral Snackbar. Especially since it reminded me of Eddie Izzard's Death Star Cantina joke.

...Ironically, I was just watching the Clone Wars episode with Ackbar right before playing.

the other day i fought someone named GIVE ME THE PENTAGON

i'm a sucker for all-caps names like that

>>8799
>Piss rifle

...um, what? Apparently I'm missing out on something.

Way, way, WAY before my current name, I used to prance about killing people, and when I did, it would zoom in on me and say "You were killed by Super Vegeta's Pink Gay Shirt"

That always amused me for some reason

>>9057
He's referring to the Sydney Sleeper which is known as the piss rifle because of the jarate affect. They probably used jarate because it was easier than coming up with a tranq affect.

My friend and I partner up as Bat Manuel and Spider Manny. Does this count?

Though I did run into Tyra Banks. That was an embarrassing death.

Once saw a Heavy/Medic duo named
Greatest Song in the World
and
Just a Tribute

Found a guy named Nigga Hatin Dolphin once. We had a good laugh.

No name off the top of my head of people, but I have named my medic melee

>>9172
I just read that in Medic's silly "Hallo Frauleins!" voice and chuckled.

I will report this as I laughed for like 5 mins.
Strange medigun with the description "don't be stupid be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party."

>>9207
My god. Now I have to rewatch the Springtime for Hitler clip.

Just saw a heavy and medic pair named "Do you like Phil Collins?" and "I like Phil Collins."

I need to change my name back to "jimmy twinstreams"

Your moms 12 inch penis
Flaming Semen Bricks
The Grand High Master of Butts

Some funny names for weapons I've seen
Black box - African American Box. The description said 'I wanted to be politically correct.'
Gunslinger - I'll get you next time, Gadget!
Kukuri - Stolen Outback Steakhouse Knife
Sniper rifle - Aimbot.exe

I don't know why but the Stolen Outback Steakhouse knife gets me every time.

LEEB LEEB Derp God

Played with a dude named "ObamaBinBallin" a couple of times.

My current name on Steam is Richard Dawsome, and anyone who doesn't have a love for old game shows will not get it at all {hint: the guy from Running Man]

>>11420
dumb dora was so dumb...

I played with a guy known as "I'm using your Wifi" for a while. I don't know about you but I found that name hilarious.

>>8374
I'm pretty sure I've played on a server with The Internet.

Today I saw a Demoman called Cigger Nock, which gave me a (rather guilty) giggle.

This only works with my screenie.

Also, "Hobogod: Lord of the Hobos" had me going for hours. "Soaking Wet and Clueless" was also pretty good.