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84 No. 84
Show off your named items, boys and gals!

I start with something I really really had to do. Because Swedish Power Metal rocks. The song in question (the title means something along the lines of "Swift Victory") is about the Allies invading Berlin. Fits, imo.

Now it's your turn!
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>> No. 85
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>>84
Actually Attero Dominatus measn more like "I crush tyrrany.
Ontopic though,here's my little friend.
>> No. 86
>>85
Nobody can trust online translations anymore. Thanks for the info! It also still fits. NAZI KILLING SPREE
>> No. 88
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Repostin' because it makes me happy.
>> No. 91
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Repostan
>> No. 96
>>84

Hu, this is incorrect. It should be attere dominatum or atterete depending on how many people you're addressing this to. And it doesn't mean swift victory, it means " Take/bring/wear down absolute authority ". Absolute authority, as in, autocracy leading to tyranny. The idea is good, but mang, that's now how Latin works at all.
>> No. 97
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Repostan proof that I have no life.
>> No. 101
  >>96
It's the name of the attached song. Not my fault that Swedes apparently don't know Latin.
>> No. 102
>>96
We know it's not correct but the song is still damn awesome.

also, yay for Sabaton fans!
>> No. 103
>>102
Highfive, fellow fan!
I plan to rename all of my favorite Soldier items with Sabaton song titles. My Pain Train is SO going to be named "Primo Victoria".
>> No. 105
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105
dicks errywhar
>> No. 108
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:3c
>> No. 115
>>108
i like this
>> No. 121
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>>108
I laughed at the thought of a head marshmallow telling me to burn things
>> No. 130
>>103
Go for it, there're a shitload of WWII songs by Sabaton. There's even a 'Screaming Eagles'

...oh fuck I didn't realise they had a new album.

myself I'm going for a 'mildly offensive nazi jokes' theme for medic
my black vintage prussian pickelhaube is 'mein kampfy hat' but I don't know where to go from there :/
>> No. 131
>>130
If I did ever use the gunboats I would name those "Screaming Eagles". Or the normal rocket launcher. Bummer that I never use that either. Oh well, I will definitely name the buff banner "Coat of Arms" though. Or maybe still "Screaming Eagles"? And the Battalion's backup will be "Back in Control". Damn, I need to learn how to decide.
>> No. 134
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134
also this
>> No. 136
>>101

Oh sorry I didn't know the song. Well, not your mistake then. It's a bit sad that they based the whole song on a mistake, though. Oh also I meant "Not how Latin works" in my last post instead of "Now how". What am I criticizing I can't even speak English properly, haha.
>> No. 138
>>130
Well if you're going for a "Slightly offensive Nazi" theme "The Final Solution" is always a good name for a weapon.
>> No. 147
>>138
I'm going for MILDLY offensive, not 'holy shit that's not funny at all' offensive
>> No. 148
>>138
this is what i named my syringe gun. few people actually get it.
>> No. 151
>>148
ja it's a good name for a syringe gun, I was thinking of that

The other offensive alternative is 'Zyklon B'
Might be too offensive.
>> No. 156
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somehow, this made sense to me
>> No. 160
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>>156
I laughed.
>> No. 161
>>160
Bwahaha, that's evil.
>> No. 175
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175
funne
>> No. 192
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Changed my Whiskered Gentleman to "Dame's Devious Disguise".

Was thinking of changing the description to "Silly boyz~♥" or something like that. :V
>> No. 708
I've landed two Description Tags, so now I'm left wondering which ideas I should go with.

Jarate: Piss off
Flare Gun: For when those Snipers are just out of reach!
Sandvich: A Loose Cannon Cop, reincarnated as a lunch item.
Force-A-Nature: Jumping twice is just not enough for you, is it?
Shotgun: The most reliable piece-of-shit you could ever ask for.
>> No. 863
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863
I carry around my boyfriend's Special Mix, which he gave to me in return for my giving him "Personthingy's Home Brew"
>> No. 878
Someone on a local server suggested 'Politically Correct Huntsperson' for Huntsman.
>> No. 902
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>> No. 903
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903
Got a few to post here, so bare with me.
>> No. 904
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904
Named Gordon's cause he's a friend who just randomly gave me it when I needed one.
>> No. 905
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 906
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906
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 907
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My first name tag.
>> No. 908
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908
Want a description tag for this, haven't decided between "Now that's what I call a bad romance" or "You and I just had a bad romance"
>> No. 940
>>97
It's...it's - /beautiful/...
>> No. 952
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952
No one in this world can understand who I am. That is why I'm my own biggest fan.
>> No. 953
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953
I'll swim fast. I'll fight strong. You won't last, I'll live on.
>> No. 954
>>952
>>953
I could never get tired of listening to The Megas. Sweet names.
>> No. 962
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962
Somebody on the ubercharged servers told me to call it a salmon when I asked for advice.

It's censored because it's funnier that way.
>> No. 989
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989
I only have two renamed items.
>> No. 997
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reposting
>> No. 1006
>>952
>>953
I ever told ya how much I love you?
>> No. 1010
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1010
heh
>> No. 1027
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1027
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 1028
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1028
>>1027
>> No. 1163
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I saw one of the earlier trailers Valve put out for TF2, when the game was still unfinished. The name and description come from this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_c3iQImXZg

at about :45.
>> No. 1226
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Please tell me you get the reference.
>> No. 1317
My most recent one.

Step 1: Paint my Whiskered Gentleman orange.
Step 2: Rename it "Dangerously Ginger"
Step 3: Change description to read "How do you hurt that which has no soul?"
>> No. 1326
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1326
Helping everyone in need.
No-one can succeed like Medic Robert.
>> No. 1328
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>>1226
RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR!
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>> No. 1405
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 1406
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 1408
>>1406
I laughed way to hard for this.
>> No. 1409
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1409
Obvious Reference is Obvious
>> No. 1424
>>962
It's so simple, but it truly is damn funny.
>> No. 1442
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>>952
>>953
completed the set today
>> No. 1452
Any ideas for a Medigun name? I was thinking "Friendship Beam".
>> No. 1454
>>1442
I know this is totally unrelated, but...
his eyes are bugging out. It's so scary.
>> No. 1456
>>1454
yeah this. what the fuck is going on there
>> No. 1461
>>1452
"I will heal the FUCKING SHIT out of you"
>> No. 1474
>>1452
"Taking you for a walk, bitch"
>> No. 1477
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1477
snarf
>> No. 1484
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1484
CANDY, CANDY EVERYWHERE
>> No. 1515
>>1409

You, sir or madame, are a genius
>> No. 1545
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>>1484
But Willy Wonka's hat is brown.
>> No. 1561
>>1545
In the new movie with depp, it's black
>> No. 1562
>>1452
The three mediguns I have are:
Special Treatment
Liquid Love Dispenser
and Unintended Side-Effects

I was thinking of one for 'German-Russian Relations' but I don't plan on healing Heavies 24-7
>> No. 1578
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1578
Also named my sniper rifle "Thunder From A Land Down Under"

Music reference names are the best names.
>> No. 1585
My medigun is named "Chance of Backstab," so as I heal people, it goes "23% Chance of Backstab," "42% Chance of Backstab," "97% Chance of Backstab," etc. Given my luck, it's a pretty accurate readout.
>> No. 1594
>>1585
I love it.
>> No. 1601
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>>1409
>>1515
Thanks for all the Fish!
>> No. 1611
>>1601

I approve of this in every way possible.
>> No. 1614
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My little contribution. (We also have a guy on my server who is a Kritz Medic, his name is Topher, he named his Kritz Topher's Grace. I have a feeling teaming up will be hilarious.)
>> No. 1616
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Yup.
>> No. 1618
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 1729
none of you guys have a unusual yet?
>> No. 1733
>>1729
Unusuals are fugly, why would anyone want them.
>> No. 1775
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1775
if i get another one of these i'll use a description tag on it
it'll say "roses are red, violets are blue, i'll fuck you with a rake"
>> No. 1799
>>1775
I grinned at the name, and cracked up at the description you plan I AM A FAGGOT HUMP MY RUMP
>> No. 1802
>>1618
Wait, why is your Equalizer text in green?
>> No. 1830
>>1802

I took that screencap right after the 'vintage' update came out. I really have no idea.
>> No. 1843
Current ideas fermenting in my head:

The Brass Beast: The CERCL (Classical Era Rape Cannon Lite)

Black Foster's Facade: Redundancy (Yes, it's black. You mad?)

The Bushwacka: The Crotch-Dampener (Designed for maximum terror. Guaranteed results!)

And for shits and giggles, if they ever add weapon painting:

Pink Chargin' Targe: Backlace
Slate Eyelander: Stripes II
Halo: Anarchy
>> No. 1851
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1851
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 1852
>>1851

Took me a while to get it, but when I did I giggled like a loon.
>> No. 1859
>>1851

Stealth puns are the best puns.
>> No. 1861
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>>1442
"Hope Rides Alone"
I love you so much for this.
On topic, here.
>> No. 1862
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 2100
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Just because I got the best christmas presents ever.
>> No. 2103
>>1851
PFFFFFFFFFF

Well played, sir. Well played.
>> No. 2390
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I love my fishy.
>> No. 2396
>>2390
...
*slow clap*
>> No. 2399
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This thread made me laugh so hard.
Kurt kobain's microphone, Scottish Pilgrim vs the world and Anita D. Spencer are my favorites.

Also I named most of my items because it says "Omgrun is carrying:____"
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Because I needed to have an obligatory Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference for Medic's new weapons. Waiting to get a name tag to name it " King Arthur 1, Black Knight 0"
or something along those lines...
>> No. 2422
>>2406
ffffffff, that was exactly what I was going to name my holy mackerel, but forgot about it.
>> No. 2501
>>2406
SWEET LEMONADE, OOOOH SWEET LEMONADE.
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