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Here's a handful of mine.
>Scattergun
Fenway Fragger
Baseball isn't a life or death thing, but the Red Sox are.
>Force-a-Nature
Sledge's Revenge
Sledge remember you. Sledge no like you.
>Sandman
The Ingluorious Basterd
Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park!
>The Boston Basher
The Meat Grinder
War is in your blood.
>Equalizer
Custer's Last Stand
I would be willing, yes glad, to see a battle every day during my life.
>Shotgun (Pyro)Scorched Striker
We don't need no water. Just burn, baby, burn.
>Axetinguisher
Cassius Clay Cutter
Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
>Sticky Bomb Launcher
Mad Stan
Blow it up! BLOW IT ALL UP!
>HHH Headtaker
Underhanded Undertaker
Your life and your soul are MINE.
>The Ullapool CaberScotland's Independence
Everyone kicks up a fuss, but in the end it doesn't really matter.
>Killing Gloves of Boxing
Ivan Drago's Legacy
If he dies, he dies.
>Warrior's SpiritZangief's Grapplers
I trained by piledriving bears in a Siberian blizzard.
>GunslingerF.I.S.T.O.
Assume the position. F.I.S.T.O. is programmed to please.
>Ubersaw Steinman's Sin
Aesthetics are a moral imperative.
>Vitasaw
Eleanor Lamb's Love
This one died alone and afraid. Stand in our way and you'll get the same.
>Sniper Rifle Skullbuster
Roses are red, violets are blue, your skull is the one my bullet passed through.
>Sidney Sleeper
Australian Anaconda
It's long, it's strong, and it shoots piss.
>Kukri
Van Pelt's LegacyMiserable coward, come back and face me like a man.
>Revolver
Bruce Wayne's Bad Day
Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
>Dead Ringer
Antagonist's Plot Armor
I may die a thousand times over, but the writer and I are friends.
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