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84 No. 84
Show off your named items, boys and gals!

I start with something I really really had to do. Because Swedish Power Metal rocks. The song in question (the title means something along the lines of "Swift Victory") is about the Allies invading Berlin. Fits, imo.

Now it's your turn!
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>> No. 85
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85
>>84
Actually Attero Dominatus measn more like "I crush tyrrany.
Ontopic though,here's my little friend.
>> No. 86
>>85
Nobody can trust online translations anymore. Thanks for the info! It also still fits. NAZI KILLING SPREE
>> No. 88
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88
Repostin' because it makes me happy.
>> No. 91
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91
Repostan
>> No. 96
>>84

Hu, this is incorrect. It should be attere dominatum or atterete depending on how many people you're addressing this to. And it doesn't mean swift victory, it means " Take/bring/wear down absolute authority ". Absolute authority, as in, autocracy leading to tyranny. The idea is good, but mang, that's now how Latin works at all.
>> No. 97
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97
Repostan proof that I have no life.
>> No. 101
  >>96
It's the name of the attached song. Not my fault that Swedes apparently don't know Latin.
>> No. 102
>>96
We know it's not correct but the song is still damn awesome.

also, yay for Sabaton fans!
>> No. 103
>>102
Highfive, fellow fan!
I plan to rename all of my favorite Soldier items with Sabaton song titles. My Pain Train is SO going to be named "Primo Victoria".
>> No. 105
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105
dicks errywhar
>> No. 108
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108
:3c
>> No. 115
>>108
i like this
>> No. 121
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121
>>108
I laughed at the thought of a head marshmallow telling me to burn things
>> No. 130
>>103
Go for it, there're a shitload of WWII songs by Sabaton. There's even a 'Screaming Eagles'

...oh fuck I didn't realise they had a new album.

myself I'm going for a 'mildly offensive nazi jokes' theme for medic
my black vintage prussian pickelhaube is 'mein kampfy hat' but I don't know where to go from there :/
>> No. 131
>>130
If I did ever use the gunboats I would name those "Screaming Eagles". Or the normal rocket launcher. Bummer that I never use that either. Oh well, I will definitely name the buff banner "Coat of Arms" though. Or maybe still "Screaming Eagles"? And the Battalion's backup will be "Back in Control". Damn, I need to learn how to decide.
>> No. 134
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134
also this
>> No. 136
>>101

Oh sorry I didn't know the song. Well, not your mistake then. It's a bit sad that they based the whole song on a mistake, though. Oh also I meant "Not how Latin works" in my last post instead of "Now how". What am I criticizing I can't even speak English properly, haha.
>> No. 138
>>130
Well if you're going for a "Slightly offensive Nazi" theme "The Final Solution" is always a good name for a weapon.
>> No. 147
>>138
I'm going for MILDLY offensive, not 'holy shit that's not funny at all' offensive
>> No. 148
>>138
this is what i named my syringe gun. few people actually get it.
>> No. 151
>>148
ja it's a good name for a syringe gun, I was thinking of that

The other offensive alternative is 'Zyklon B'
Might be too offensive.
>> No. 156
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156
somehow, this made sense to me
>> No. 160
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>>156
I laughed.
>> No. 161
>>160
Bwahaha, that's evil.
>> No. 175
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175
funne
>> No. 192
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192
Changed my Whiskered Gentleman to "Dame's Devious Disguise".

Was thinking of changing the description to "Silly boyz~♥" or something like that. :V
>> No. 708
I've landed two Description Tags, so now I'm left wondering which ideas I should go with.

Jarate: Piss off
Flare Gun: For when those Snipers are just out of reach!
Sandvich: A Loose Cannon Cop, reincarnated as a lunch item.
Force-A-Nature: Jumping twice is just not enough for you, is it?
Shotgun: The most reliable piece-of-shit you could ever ask for.
>> No. 863
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863
I carry around my boyfriend's Special Mix, which he gave to me in return for my giving him "Personthingy's Home Brew"
>> No. 878
Someone on a local server suggested 'Politically Correct Huntsperson' for Huntsman.
>> No. 902
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902
 
>> No. 903
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903
Got a few to post here, so bare with me.
>> No. 904
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904
Named Gordon's cause he's a friend who just randomly gave me it when I needed one.
>> No. 905
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905
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 906
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906
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 907
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907
My first name tag.
>> No. 908
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908
Want a description tag for this, haven't decided between "Now that's what I call a bad romance" or "You and I just had a bad romance"
>> No. 940
>>97
It's...it's - /beautiful/...
>> No. 952
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952
No one in this world can understand who I am. That is why I'm my own biggest fan.
>> No. 953
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953
I'll swim fast. I'll fight strong. You won't last, I'll live on.
>> No. 954
>>952
>>953
I could never get tired of listening to The Megas. Sweet names.
>> No. 962
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962
Somebody on the ubercharged servers told me to call it a salmon when I asked for advice.

It's censored because it's funnier that way.
>> No. 989
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989
I only have two renamed items.
>> No. 997
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997
reposting
>> No. 1006
>>952
>>953
I ever told ya how much I love you?
>> No. 1010
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1010
heh
>> No. 1027
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1027
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 1028
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1028
>>1027
>> No. 1163
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1163
I saw one of the earlier trailers Valve put out for TF2, when the game was still unfinished. The name and description come from this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_c3iQImXZg

at about :45.
>> No. 1226
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Please tell me you get the reference.
>> No. 1317
My most recent one.

Step 1: Paint my Whiskered Gentleman orange.
Step 2: Rename it "Dangerously Ginger"
Step 3: Change description to read "How do you hurt that which has no soul?"
>> No. 1326
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1326
Helping everyone in need.
No-one can succeed like Medic Robert.
>> No. 1328
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1328
>>1226
RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR!
>> No. 1403
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1403
 
>> No. 1405
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1405
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 1406
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1406
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 1408
>>1406
I laughed way to hard for this.
>> No. 1409
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1409
Obvious Reference is Obvious
>> No. 1424
>>962
It's so simple, but it truly is damn funny.
>> No. 1442
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1442
>>952
>>953
completed the set today
>> No. 1452
Any ideas for a Medigun name? I was thinking "Friendship Beam".
>> No. 1454
>>1442
I know this is totally unrelated, but...
his eyes are bugging out. It's so scary.
>> No. 1456
>>1454
yeah this. what the fuck is going on there
>> No. 1461
>>1452
"I will heal the FUCKING SHIT out of you"
>> No. 1474
>>1452
"Taking you for a walk, bitch"
>> No. 1477
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1477
snarf
>> No. 1484
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1484
CANDY, CANDY EVERYWHERE
>> No. 1515
>>1409

You, sir or madame, are a genius
>> No. 1545
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1545
>>1484
But Willy Wonka's hat is brown.
>> No. 1561
>>1545
In the new movie with depp, it's black
>> No. 1562
>>1452
The three mediguns I have are:
Special Treatment
Liquid Love Dispenser
and Unintended Side-Effects

I was thinking of one for 'German-Russian Relations' but I don't plan on healing Heavies 24-7
>> No. 1578
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1578
Also named my sniper rifle "Thunder From A Land Down Under"

Music reference names are the best names.
>> No. 1585
My medigun is named "Chance of Backstab," so as I heal people, it goes "23% Chance of Backstab," "42% Chance of Backstab," "97% Chance of Backstab," etc. Given my luck, it's a pretty accurate readout.
>> No. 1594
>>1585
I love it.
>> No. 1601
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1601
>>1409
>>1515
Thanks for all the Fish!
>> No. 1611
>>1601

I approve of this in every way possible.
>> No. 1614
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1614
My little contribution. (We also have a guy on my server who is a Kritz Medic, his name is Topher, he named his Kritz Topher's Grace. I have a feeling teaming up will be hilarious.)
>> No. 1616
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1616
Yup.
>> No. 1618
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1618
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 1729
none of you guys have a unusual yet?
>> No. 1733
>>1729
Unusuals are fugly, why would anyone want them.
>> No. 1775
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1775
if i get another one of these i'll use a description tag on it
it'll say "roses are red, violets are blue, i'll fuck you with a rake"
>> No. 1799
>>1775
I grinned at the name, and cracked up at the description you plan I AM A FAGGOT HUMP MY RUMP
>> No. 1802
>>1618
Wait, why is your Equalizer text in green?
>> No. 1830
>>1802

I took that screencap right after the 'vintage' update came out. I really have no idea.
>> No. 1843
Current ideas fermenting in my head:

The Brass Beast: The CERCL (Classical Era Rape Cannon Lite)

Black Foster's Facade: Redundancy (Yes, it's black. You mad?)

The Bushwacka: The Crotch-Dampener (Designed for maximum terror. Guaranteed results!)

And for shits and giggles, if they ever add weapon painting:

Pink Chargin' Targe: Backlace
Slate Eyelander: Stripes II
Halo: Anarchy
>> No. 1851
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1851
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 1852
>>1851

Took me a while to get it, but when I did I giggled like a loon.
>> No. 1859
>>1851

Stealth puns are the best puns.
>> No. 1861
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1861
>>1442
"Hope Rides Alone"
I love you so much for this.
On topic, here.
>> No. 1862
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1862
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 2100
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2100
Just because I got the best christmas presents ever.
>> No. 2103
>>1851
PFFFFFFFFFF

Well played, sir. Well played.
>> No. 2390
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2390
I love my fishy.
>> No. 2396
>>2390
...
*slow clap*
>> No. 2399
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2399
This thread made me laugh so hard.
Kurt kobain's microphone, Scottish Pilgrim vs the world and Anita D. Spencer are my favorites.

Also I named most of my items because it says "Omgrun is carrying:____"
>> No. 2406
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2406
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 2407
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2407
Because I needed to have an obligatory Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference for Medic's new weapons. Waiting to get a name tag to name it " King Arthur 1, Black Knight 0"
or something along those lines...
>> No. 2422
>>2406
ffffffff, that was exactly what I was going to name my holy mackerel, but forgot about it.
>> No. 2501
>>2406
SWEET LEMONADE, OOOOH SWEET LEMONADE.
>> No. 2518
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2518
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 2524
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2524
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 2531
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2531
yup.
>> No. 2565
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2565
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 2566
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2566
I finally got my full named demo-set, plus one has a description.
>> No. 2576
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2576
I must thank Angy for giving me her spare Dead Ringer, oh yeah.
>> No. 2584
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2584
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 2586
>>708

First one and last one.
>> No. 2601
>>2584
>Anastasia

I love it.
>> No. 2728
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2728
http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561197996028196

as you may see, i have a description tag and name tag. still deciding what to change, but considering Warrior's Spirit into "My Bear Hands", Tyrant's Helm into "The Horrible Haggar," Dangeresque Too? to "Deal With It" or "Cool Story Bro"

possibly changing the Huntsman to "This must be a bachelor party, because all I'm seeing is body shots."

other suggestions?
>> No. 2729
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2729
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 2745
Coupe D'isaster
Violet paint
"purple toupee"
>> No. 2747
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2747
i'm mature and also typos make really good names
>> No. 2751
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2751
u jelly?
>> No. 2845
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2845
My last line of defense between sleaze like this and the decent people of this town.
>> No. 2859
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2859
hurr
>> No. 2864
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2864
welp
>> No. 2878
http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561198011324695#

Too lazy to post 'em all.
>> No. 2905
Pyro set

Degreaser - Mr. Puffy
Shutgun - Mr. Shootie
Axetinguisher - Ma. Stinky

Respectless Rubber Glove - cock-a-doodle-do
>> No. 2910
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2910
Servos active!
>> No. 2911
>>2910
I had the exact same idea for the gunslinger, nice.
>> No. 2912
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2912
>>2910
Oh, hey there.
>> No. 2913
>>2912
Also, since that picture has been taken, I described it with "Assume the position"
>> No. 2914
>>2913
I love you.
>> No. 2917
>>2913
Nice! I was considering putting it on the Gunslinger, but wanted a Gunslinger name related to its sentry-spamming abilities (that, and I've been in love with the Fists of Steel lately).

Sage for no content
>> No. 2951
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2951
I bring the funk.
>> No. 2972
>>2745
I get it!

Buff Banner. Recently renamed The Daily Bugle
>> No. 2975
>>2951
I only get the brick house and love machine but this is still most awesome.
>> No. 2981
>>2975
The Hustle is another funk song. It contained very little lyrics, just "Do the Hustle!" and "Do it"

Soul Train was a R&B variety show created and hosted by Don Cornelius, who ended each episode with "We wish you love, peace, and soul"

tl;dr : Lychee is a nerd for soul and funk music
>> No. 3023
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3023
Friends who make you scream with delight at 2 AM in the morning in a dorm are the best friends. Were it possible to use images as descriptions I'd put the sexiest helmetparty I could find in it.
>> No. 3042
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3042
>>3023
God Commie, you are so adorable. I have no words, really.

Also, as an antithesis, my Solly weaponry.
>> No. 3044
Yesterday I saw a set of named weapons that impressed me. It was on Facepunch server, one dude had the Degreaser named "Smoke on the water" and the flaregun "Fire in the sky".
I'm looking forward to new nametags since I've got a few ideas.
>> No. 3053
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3053
Steam friends are the best. I was telling one of mine how I was saving my one precious name tag to rename the Brass Beast something steampunk when it finally dropped for me. And he gave me his! Such a sweety.

No gentlemann should be without his Gatling gun.
>> No. 3092
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3092
oh hi
>> No. 3096
>>3044

Facepunch? Are you "Pot of tea" by any chance?
>> No. 3104
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3104
I had fun with this name and description.
>> No. 3107
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3107
Those who can guess what my Blighted Beak and Cross represent win e-cookies.
>> No. 3112
>>3107
Claire's Vest and Jill valentine, right?
>> No. 3113
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3113
>>3112

Hot damn, don't eat it all at once.
>> No. 3163
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3163
"Floozy: a disreputable woman"

v('<')v
>> No. 3173
>>2951

my mom would appreciate this, oh my god
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3270
Forever intel.
>> No. 3274
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3274
>>2951
Updated list of my Funk themed named item collection
>> No. 3275
>>3274
Oh my goodness I love all of your weapons.
>> No. 3282
>>3274
Oh god, I think I just came a little.
>> No. 3283
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3283
Oh dang I finally decided on a theme for my Medic ensemble. Now I need to get my hands on more name/description tags.
>> No. 3305
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>>3283
Oops I got another one.
>> No. 3310
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>>2751
lolupdate
>> No. 3317
>>3310
>laughingpyros.jpg

I cried laughing.
>> No. 3327
>>3317
Excellent.
>> No. 3491
>>3490

Nice references on the Spy pistols.
>> No. 3496
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3496
>>3283
>>3305
My collection is almost complete.
>> No. 3501
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3501
Here's a handful of mine.

>Scattergun
Fenway Fragger
Baseball isn't a life or death thing, but the Red Sox are.

>Force-a-Nature
Sledge's Revenge
Sledge remember you. Sledge no like you.

>Sandman
The Ingluorious Basterd
Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park!

>The Boston Basher
The Meat Grinder
War is in your blood.

>Equalizer
Custer's Last Stand
I would be willing, yes glad, to see a battle every day during my life.

>Shotgun (Pyro)Scorched Striker
We don't need no water. Just burn, baby, burn.

>Axetinguisher
Cassius Clay Cutter
Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

>Sticky Bomb Launcher
Mad Stan
Blow it up! BLOW IT ALL UP!

>HHH Headtaker
Underhanded Undertaker
Your life and your soul are MINE.

>The Ullapool CaberScotland's Independence
Everyone kicks up a fuss, but in the end it doesn't really matter.

>Killing Gloves of Boxing
Ivan Drago's Legacy
If he dies, he dies.

>Warrior's SpiritZangief's Grapplers
I trained by piledriving bears in a Siberian blizzard.

>GunslingerF.I.S.T.O.
Assume the position. F.I.S.T.O. is programmed to please.

>Ubersaw Steinman's Sin
Aesthetics are a moral imperative.

>Vitasaw
Eleanor Lamb's Love
This one died alone and afraid. Stand in our way and you'll get the same.

>Sniper Rifle Skullbuster
Roses are red, violets are blue, your skull is the one my bullet passed through.

>Sidney Sleeper
Australian Anaconda
It's long, it's strong, and it shoots piss.

>Kukri
Van Pelt's LegacyMiserable coward, come back and face me like a man.

>Revolver
Bruce Wayne's Bad Day
Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

>Dead Ringer
Antagonist's Plot Armor
I may die a thousand times over, but the writer and I are friends.
>> No. 3504
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Been a while since I posted - Got my Sabaton named set pretty much done. Maybe I'll name the Equalizer at some point but generally, I'm good. Hooray for Swedish Power Metal!
>> No. 3529
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hurr
>> No. 3537
My Flamethrower is called "The Thing That Burns People"
>> No. 3549
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Dum dee dum
>> No. 3550
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 3552
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I'm not at all clever and I don't want to spam screenshots, but here's what I have:

>Rocket Launcher
Carry On my Wayward Son

>Equalizer
There'll Be Peace When You Are Done

>Shortstop
Check It Out Now
"The Funk Soul Brother"

>Milkman
Right About Now
"The Funk Soul Brother"

>Mad Milk
Horse Semen
"For your health."

>Wrench
Fixitfixitfixitfixitfixit
"Fixitfixitfixitfixitfixit"

>V. Yellow Belt painted Pink As Hell
The Fag Rag
>> No. 3621
I don't feel like taking screenshots, but here are a few names / descriptions I've given things:

Shortstop: The Unswattable Pest / Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! (Basically, I play Milkman Scout as an irritating distraction.)

Sydney Sleeper: "Laser-Guided Pissile"

Jarate and Bushwacka: "Insult" and "Injury". (Description on "Insult" jarate: "The game says you're dominating me, but who's drenched in whose piss?")

Ullapool Caber: "Mutually Awesome Destruction"

Gunslinger: No name yet, but described "Fastest guns in the West."

Also, I was going to name / describe my crossbow "Nerf Darts" / "Weakens Equalizer soldiers on hit." Glad I didn't, what with them no longer getting healed by the crossbow and all.
>> No. 3650
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3650
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 3651
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3651
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 3690
I am uncreative. I named minigun Sasha, and brass beast Ludmilla. Sasha was obvious, but Ludmilla just came because I thought all the miniguns should be named.
>> No. 3693
Ludmilla was actually the name of the unreleased healing Minigun, I think. According to the Wiki.

I have two named items, but they're both references to RP's, so I won't post them here.
>> No. 3732
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Obvious name is obvious.
>> No. 3738
>>3732
You mean Cubone's Mother's Skull

;_;
>> No. 3821
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Even though Tf2 is filled with weeaboos, I haven't this combination anywhere:

Hound Dog + Team Spirit + Join the BLU team + Renamed so that it refers to Franky from One Piece

Might also work with Color similar to Slate. I'm too poor to test it :(
>> No. 3825
>>3821

...I was just about to hunt down a Hounddog and do that.
>> No. 3949
My friend did that.
>> No. 3990
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I can't believe that nobody thought of this earlier...

Description will be: "Magikarp used splash, IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
>> No. 4080
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I finally finished my Black Rider Medic.

It is stupid how proud I am of this little guy.
>> No. 4640
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4640
So yeah, I finally get a name tag, and I use it to make a fairly obvious reference that I suspect other people might have thought of, too. For a class that isn't even one of my most played, no less.

...nope, still can't get myself to regret this.
>> No. 4650
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4650
This was my only hat random drop.
>> No. 4651
>>4640
I love it, but why not for the Sun on a Stick?
>> No. 4652
>>4651

1. I've had this name/item combination in mind since before the Sun-On-A-Stick came out

2. Don't really care much for the Sun-On-A-Stick, to be honest. I'd probably end up crafting/trading it if I got it, so why bother wasting a name tag?

...I'm going to get this question in-game a lot, aren't I?
>> No. 4653
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>>4640

You'll regret it if you ever actually try to use the thing.

My effort.
>> No. 4654
>>4650

My sister's been laughing hysterically over this since it was mentioned a few days ago.
>> No. 4655
>>4654
When did I mention it before? And thanks, I put hard work into making that shitty lame hat the best it can be!
>> No. 4656
>>4655

It was somewhere around here, I'm sure. I do not think such a thing could be forgotten...

I need to start shaking people I know down for unwanted medic items so I can make myself a hat-o-healing.
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4672
Everybody jelly.
>> No. 4754
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4754
holla
>> No. 4755
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>>4754
Possibly my favorite renames ever.
>> No. 4939
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I finished my Gribble Sniper. I...I love him.
>> No. 4940
>>4939
Awesome! That made my night.
>> No. 4950
My bro got a hold of a description tag for his Coupe D'saster painted with "the color of a businessman's trousers" (the pale yellow paint)

It's description is now "There will be HELL TOUPEE!!". I think it compliments the default name very well.
>> No. 5021
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 5022
>>5021
I don't have a reaction image to convey my hardy laughter.
>> No. 5033
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My favorite and beloved. Derp.
>> No. 5058
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Yeah. So this is my proud collection so far. And yes, i was the anon in the past who said his Vintage Übersaw had this name. Because eternal Headcanon is Medic is a fan of them. It´s just a band which are part of my youth and i love to hear their songs sometimes.

Halali= A german salute of hunters on the grave of a good hunterfriend or by killing prey.
Do it with style.

Medigun= Because some people forget it by teleporters. And it´s darn funny.

And thanks to TF2chan i needed to call my Gunslinger this. (Original i wanted to take the english Quote of Tweety and Nanny as they say: Pow! *something here in english here* as Silvester get´s it in the face. But didn´t found the english translation. Still it´s warm, delicious Apple Pie. If ya understand...

Engineer taunt in English= Yippy Kay Yay ho.
Engineer taunt in German = Yippy Kay Yay, Schweinebacke.
Engineer taunt translated back again, to quote this famous movie= Yippy Kay Yay, motherhubbard! I believe i need to change the description for this.

Killjoy= Kudos, to who can think of where i took this. You and me could be best friends forever.

Sugar [long name]= Every single time i hear this song i need to think on Sniper.
And it has somehow creepy Sniper in there to from the lines. (Not to mention my secret fantasie about Sniper playing a bassguitar. He would ROCK.)
>> No. 5059
>>5058
Oh man, I love the Comedian Harmonists. Props to you.
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oh right i forgot to post this here oops
>> No. 5208
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5208
I am silly and unoriginal
>> No. 5299
Sitting there playing medic and humming "Zydrate Anatomy" and suddenly realized; why haven't I put these two together?? Can't find my pics. My Ubersaw is described as "Happiness IS a warm scalpel." My medigun is called "Chessolin's Zydrate Gun" and the desc is "And when the gun goes off, it sparks and you're ready for surgery, surgery."
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Making a theme for Pyro, the "Femme Fatal" and I need help naming the rest of Pyro's stuff, I plan on naming the Axtinguisher "Malicious Mariticide" or the "Maid of Horror". Also open to suggestions for other themes for other classes.
>> No. 5506
>>2399
hey, i think you killed my ass last night
>> No. 5543
>>5531
I have a friend who goes by Merill and Shelly, oddly enough.
>> No. 5603
When I am deprived of sleep, I mix up my words - especially the vowel sounds. Combine this with a last-minute assignment on lasers, and now I have a Kritzkrieg called 'Erbium Derped Fibre Laser'.
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>>5058
>mein kleine Gruene Kaktus

YES.

I still haven't come up with a good name for the Amputator.
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I shouldn't be allowed to name weapons.
>> No. 8920
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My immensely clever loadout, updated. My sister made me do the rename on her Ullapool Caber.
>> No. 8936
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>>4640
I will wind up using this rename on a Scout weapon even though I don't play him often either... but then I'd have to add a description like 'I swear I saw a young boy down in the gutter, he was starting to foam in the heat'...

I... I think I'm going to wind up on a renaming/describing spree...
>> No. 8944
>>8936
I thought about Scout when I heard that line too, but I was playing tf2 while listening to that song. Kept thinking of RedSpy and Scoutma (but Redspy respawns at the end so it's ok). Meatloaf rocks :D
>> No. 8955
>>8944
I will admit, 'there's a man in the shadow with a gun in his eye and a blade shining oh so bright' totally makes me think 'Spy!'.
>> No. 8958
I believe I mentioned somewhere on the chan I called my Bazaar Bargain Achmed the Dead Terrorist...if I still have a description tag, who want's me to put "Silence, I'll Kill You!"?
>> No. 8959
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>>8958
I accidentally.
>> No. 8965
Candy Cande = "TUTTI FUCKING FRUTTI!!!"
>> No. 9016
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I'll be surprised if someone gets this.
>> No. 9040
>>9016

Wasn't Simo Heyha the sniper most feared by the Soviets during the Winter war? The white death?
The man who had his enemy do everything possible to be rid of him?

Have some little known history, comerades! http://ar.to/2010/08/red-blood-white-snow
>> No. 9076
>>9040
Correct.
Although there's still one more reference, but you probably need to be a /k/ommando to get it.
>> No. 9332
And my Dead Ringer now has the description 'I don't know who you are, what you do, where you go when you're not around'. (It was almost 'You got the kind of eyes that do more than see', but...)

Of course, I never really play as Spy, so I never really use it, but it was worth it to me.
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Haberdashery. Haberdashery never changes.
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