I do not know if this already exists somewhere, but if it does, I have not seen it. If it does not, I am very ashamed that no one has yet thought of it.
Inspired by Valentine's Day.
Sniper as Cupid. Diaper, wings n' all. Can be like, itty bitty body with a Sniper head, or large lanky hairy Australian man in a diaper. Either works for me, as either is hilarious.