Does anyone have this picture where it features Sniper, Soldier, and Engineer and they're all in suits. All 3 have their hats on but Engie took off his goggles saying something like "I already took off mah goggles, the hat stays." Soldier says something like "If the ladies have a problem they can come over here and discuss it like MEN." and then Sniper says something about the Soldier and Engineer taking off their helmets because people are staring.

I also think the original artist was Ren.

>>2576
There you go.

can anyone hook me up with katya and prawnsy's massive team orgy? i lost my pictures folder and all of my porn got lost too. of all the things i need back, the most urgent is this picture.

At the very least you should have a savings account. It's a safe place for your cash and you can at least earn a little interest in it (no matter how little), which is better than what you have now with everything in a checking account. So even if you don't invest in other things, a savings account is a great thing to have.

Lyra - if you're the Lyra I think you are, then you know me from the Mechadrake boards back in the day (theposterformerlyknownasIceBlueX) you can e-mail me.

I only do UK/Canada stuff but my dad day trades American stocks, so I can CERTAINLY ask him anything I don't know myself. Which is a lot, suffice to say.

Get a Roth IRA. Do it now.

So I'm working on this Alien crossover fic right over here:

>>/workshop/6150

and if anyone's willing to beta for me, man, you'd be the best. I'm looking for help with grammatical errors, character personalities, and other stuff like that. Any help at all would be awesome!

Native Russian here. Feel free to send me your Hoovy dialogue.
Steam: VBabylon[Exac]

Not-native, but was raised by Scots/go to school in Scotland. The attempt at the Aberdeen phonetics for Demo is pretty terrible. I'd be happy to discuss/beta

zettainfinity -at- gmail -dot- com

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>>2521
thank you hemo.
i tried to make the patch look bigger,
the gibberish on the skeleton patch has been changed into valve time fore lulz.

Any chance we could get some hi-res images of the scars on Rebb's nude models? For some reason my Gmod doesn't show all of them very well, so . . .

>is also badmouthed around the internet a lot
The reason for this is because people aren't banned for breaking the rules. People are banned for doing things that aren't even in the rules. If you are IN, you are IN. If you are NOT, then you are walking on eggshells.

>big rules thread stickied at the top
Good idea but unlikely, because then they'd have to hold those who are IN to the "rules". There are rules already, there is lurking and then there is being IN. You can be banned even if you don't break the rules, even if the namefags like your work, but if you post something they don't agree with, b&.
If you don't "get" it then don't post. If you want IN then beg/ass kiss a namefag to accept you through DA, or some other medium. Then always agree, even if you don't agree. Join all bandwagons and circlejerks. Learn who can do no wrong, who are the exceptions to the "rules", who can troll without consequence and just accept it. Don't try to change it. Don't try to discuss it. It's TF2chan, not a democracy.

tl;dr
Just deal with it.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS BITCHY MISINFORMATION)

>>2535

This is bullshit.

There is a perfectly good rules page already, which you can access from the front page. Read it, and be enlightened.

People badmouth TF2chan for a lot of reasons, but if we ban, it's because people have broken the rules, it's that simple. If you think any of this LOL IF UR IN U DON'T GET BANNED EVUR shit has even a grain of truth in it, you've clearly never read those rules. More often than not, someone's come here, posted a fic or art that we've then tried to critique, and they've responded badly to it ("IT'S MY STYEL BAWWWWW UR SO MEEN etc.") and been banned for acting like an underage b&. They then go back to their hugbox on DA/LJ/whatever and cry about it to their friends who only hand out buttpats instead of actual critique, for example.

tl;dr, PROTIP: don't spout shit like >>2535.

>>2536

It should also be noted that 1-day and 3-day bans are handed out as warnings around here. If you get a short ban for trying to start drama, for example, don't do it again or your ban will be longer next time, or permanent.

Man, that's a fucking trip. It is an off-brand, but in the other way -- Dan B. Wesson (great-grandson of Smith's partner) founded a custom shop that is known for .357Mag revolvers. Long version: S&W sold out to Asia, so Dan opened his own factory in the US to build good American guns for good American cops and competitive shooters. They're big on making weird magnums mainstream.

Above the trigger is maker's name and serial number, obviously. On the barrel lug, that's the maker's name (again) and caliber -- "ctg" is short for "cartridge". So it's a .357 Magnum. if you plan to shoot it, buy .38 Special ammo -- it's easier on the wrist. .357 is a lengthened .38, and a revolver doesn't give a shit about case length as long as the diameter is the same. If you're really a pussy, find some .38 S&W -- .38 Special is a beefier version of that. But nobody is that much of a pussy; .357 guns are heavy as shit (as you may have noticed) and soak up the already-minuscule recoil of a .38 like it's not even there. Practice with Special, load it with full-on Magnums for defense. The 158-grain hollowpoint load is generally considered to be the best man-portable round ever. if it doesn't stop the guy, you need to call the redlegs.

To wit: My uncle once had (and may have again, he trades guns so much it's hard to keep up) a .44 Mag. One time he complained to my dad that he really liked the gun, but it was a bitch on his wrists. Dad said "Y'know you can shoot .44 Special out of that thing. It's cheaper, too."
Uncle: "HOLY SHIT WHAT?"
.357/.38 is the same way.

In short, that is a very nice gun, and don't ever sell it. Or at least sell it to me.

Bonus nerdery: .357, .38, and 9mm use the same bullets -- one measures the grooves of the rifling because it's from 1890, one is the measure of the same barrel between the lands for a marketing gimmick, and the latter is German and thus metric. Then there's 9mm Makarov, which is a Soviet shortening of the original 9mm Parabellum (9mm = 19mm case, Mak = 18mm) and .380ACP, whi

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>>2408
Hot damn. This is awesome! I can't thank you enough for the info and the time. And I'll be damn sure to take good care of it now that I know what a nice gun it is ffff
Hopefully I'll be able to go out to the ranch to shoot it this weekend.
Thanks again!

Soldier's shovel: Entrenching Tool, M-1943, U.S.

Every military e-tool has a folding blade, so you can wear in on your belt/the side of your pack without banging up your knee. most European ones have a pickaxe that fold out the other side, because Europe is a rugged, mountainous land.

I doubt Soldier would use anything that wasn't American-made.

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How do I shot Photoshop.

>>2410
I bought probably $100 worth of drawing books. Anatomy and folds, and dynamic anatomy and folds, and I'll scan them and upload them here just for you.

Once they come in of course. I don't know when that'll be, though.

Found a useful skin tutorial too big to post here:
http://nashya.deviantart.com/art/CG-Session-01-Skin-35619683?q=favby%3Ayy6241%2F38663436&qo=4

In line with the prior tutorials on cocks, have some photo refs: http://www.erectionphotos.com/

Obvious heads up for a site full of boners (and kind of dated html). Plenty of realistic variation rather than pages of stereotypical, waxed porn dicks.

Thanks for the speedy replies. Now I have something to copypasta next time I see it (happens far too often I think)

THIS QUESTION RELATES TO OP PICTURE.

Poop on the penis.

When ever I get this question I direct people here:
http://www.squidge.org/minotaur/classic/eroc.html

Correct me if I'm wrong but unless you have to go *now* nothing is there in the first 4 inches or so (like for fingering).
However porn glorifies any penis over 6 inches. I mean, after a few more inches you hit a barrier (another inner sphincter, the end of the rectum).
SO
1. Say there is no condom, how far in could you go before you hit the next wall, or in other words, how much can you fit in the rectum?
2. Say you hit the end of the rectum (geez wow), can it be breached? I think so yes, but I mean, how painful is that process really?
3. Say you breach it and get shit on your dick, (or some remains were left from recent activity) what horrible face-melting diseases are we talking about here?

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>>2472
>browse the gay porn section
>first thing is called Midnight Riders
>laugh face off

That's a really useful website, too bad there's not a whole lot of information on frottage.

>>2476
>information on frottage
There is a FAQ. You can either read all 200 something answers or use the search feature for "frottage"
http://www.squidge.org/minotaur/cgi-bin/mqa_search.cgi?setup_file=mqa.setup.cgi&terms=&submit_search=yes