Earlier today:

19:11 - Crossdress Sentry: THE CHAN IS SICK
19:11 - Crossdress Sentry: WE NEED TO OPERATE
19:11 - Crossdress Sentry: IMMEDIATELY
19:11 - [#e]Perrydotto: NURSE
19:11 - [#e]Perrydotto: SCALPEL
19:11 - [#e]Perrydotto: AND THAT MACHINE WITH THE BING
19:11 - Crossdress Sentry hands a steak knife
19:12 - [#e]Perrydotto: WE NEED THE MACHINE WITH THE BING
19:12 - Crossdress Sentry opens his chest panel
19:12 - Crossdress Sentry: BING
19:12 - Crossdress Sentry: BING
19:12 - [#e]Perrydotto: WUNDERBAR
19:12 - [#e]Perrydotto: DAMN THIS IS ONE TOUGH STEAK
19:12 - [#e]Perrydotto: NURSE
19:12 - [#e]Perrydotto: CHAINSAW
19:12 - Crossdress Sentry VRRRRRRRRRM
19:12 - Crossdress Sentry: DAMNIT DOCTOR
19:12 - Crossdress Sentry: IS THAT A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH
19:12 - LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: SOO MUUCH BLOOD
19:12 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi films this
19:13 - [#e]Perrydotto: I THINK I LOST MY WATCH
19:13 - [#e]Perrydotto: WHY ARE OPEN STOMACHS SO GREEDY
19:13 - [#e]Perrydotto: ALWAYS EATING WATCHES
19:13 - Crossdress Sentry: DAMN, WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO RETRIEVE IT!
19:13 - Crossdress Sentry: JUST SEAL THE CUT!
19:13 - [#e]Perrydotto: NURSE
19:13 - [#e]Perrydotto: I HAVEN'T PLAYED ENOUGH TRAUMA CENTRE YET
19:13 - [#e]Perrydotto: HOW DO I DO THIS
19:14 - Crossdress Sentry: USE THIS LASER PISTOL TO KILL THE ALIEN BABIES THE CHAN'S LUNGS!
Kitsaria left chat.
19:14 - [#e]Perrydotto: BZZZZZZZZZ
19:14 - [#e]Perrydotto: BRRRRRZLLL
19:14 - Crossdress Sentry: YATATATATATA
19:14 - [#e]Perrydotto: PEW PEW PEW
19:14 - Crossdress Sentry: ACHTUNG! SPY!
19:14 - [#e]Perrydotto: OH GOD THAT TUMOR IS A SPY
19:15 - Crossdress Sentry: QUICK USE THE SOLDERING IRON
19:15 - [#e]Perrydotto: HRRRNNNNG
19:15 - [#e]Perrydotto: SO MUCH CHEESE AND FROGS
19:15 - [#e]Perrydotto: AND SARKOZY
19:15 - Crossdress Sentry: WE'RE ALMOST THERE DOKTOR
19:15 - Crossdress Sentry: JUST
19:15 - Crossdress Sentry: HOLD
19:15 - Crossdress Sentry: OUT
19:15 - Crossdress Sentry: A LITTLE BIT
19:16 - Crossdress Sentry: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
19:16 - [#e]Perrydotto: BUT THE SARKOZY
19:16 - [#e]Perrydotto: IT'S TOO MUCH
19:16 - Crossdress Sentry cums all over the chan's open wound

Also earlier but not THAT earlier today:


02:17 - Cat Bountry: You were talking about dicks oh man.
02:17 - DRIVIN DOWN THE HAIWAY: ahhhh much better
02:17 - DRIVIN DOWN THE HAIWAY: ....wait what.
02:17 - DRIVIN DOWN THE HAIWAY: aren't we always talking about dicks ANYWAY
02:17 - Cat Bountry: I like dicks.
02:17 - [#e]Perrydotto: Dicks are pretty cool
02:17 - Cat Bountry: In other news: Sky is blue.
02:17 - [#e]Perrydotto: What do you guys think of vaginas?
02:17 - DRIVIN DOWN THE HAIWAY: I like.............I don't fucking know it seems to change every second
02:17 - Cat Bountry: Also, my cat: where is she?
02:17 - Shandrydan: And my ship's got six or eight dicks
TeratoMarty entered chat.
02:18 - Cat Bountry: vaginas are kind of icky.
02:18 - DRIVIN DOWN THE HAIWAY: I LIKE TITS THOUGH
02:18 - [#e]Perrydotto: BWAHAHA
02:18 - [#e]Perrydotto: WE SUMMONED MARTY
02:18 - DRIVIN DOWN THE HAIWAY: --HAHAHA MARTY WE WERE TRYING TO SUMMON YOU
02:18 - Shandrydan: Vaginas: Meh
02:18 - [#e]Perrydotto: LOL
02:18 - TeratoMarty: suddenly, buhgina!
02:18 - Shandrydan: IT WORKED
02:18 - DRIVIN DOWN THE HAIWAY: MARTY.
02:18 - TeratoMarty: why and how were you trying to summon?
02:18 - DRIVIN DOWN THE HAIWAY: I MUST SPEAK TO YOU.
02:18 - [#e]Perrydotto: 02:17 - Shandrydan: And my ship's got six or eight dicks
TeratoMarty entered chat.
02:18 - Shandrydan: Never underestimate the power of dicks
02:18 - [#e]Perrydotto: DICKS SUMMON MARTY
02:18 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: SEE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU
02:18 - LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: :D YES IT WORKED
02:18 - TeratoMarty: hee
02:18 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: MY DILDO PENTAGRAM WORKED

GOD CIRCLEJERK WHY ARE YOU SO GLORIOUS TODAY
Special thanks to Hai.

03:05 - B_Perrydotto: Draw butts
03:05 - Cat Bountry: ... (You drew me porn that one time.)
03:05 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: OK WELL THAT WAS ONE TIME
03:05 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
03:05 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: AND NO DEECKS
03:05 - B_Perrydotto: Draw butts
03:05 - Cat Bountry: :3c
03:05 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: AND IT WAS 6AM SO WHATEVER PREVENTS ME FROM DRAWING PORN WAS ASLEEP AT THE TIME
03:06 - TeratoMarty: draw suggestive things
03:06 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: that's...what I do sort of
03:06 - TeratoMarty: Medic menacing people
03:06 - B_Perrydotto: Draw butts.
03:06 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: "lol I'm playing with your hair." "lol I am a series of dialogues."
03:07 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: that's the kind of shit I do
03:07 - B_Perrydotto: Draw butts :C
03:07 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: I might or might not be the most vanilla artist and that is not necessarily a thing I am proud of
03:08 - Hectic-Heathen: I'm not positive but I think Perry wants you to draw some butts
Chiaroko left chat.
03:08 - TeratoMarty: vanilla is fine, too
03:08 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: because I--NO BUTTS NO DICKS maybe keeses someday
03:08 - B_Perrydotto: ... topless chests?
03:08 - Noka wants to go out of state!: hai
03:08 - LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Keeses are fine too
03:08 - Noka wants to go out of state!: if you do not draw butts
03:08 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: hell I'd WANT to draw keeses but I still need to get out of that thing which is keeping me back
03:09 - Noka wants to go out of state!: right now
03:09 - Noka wants to go out of state!: i will cry
03:09 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: ...............ok
03:09 - Noka wants to go out of state!: ;n;
03:09 - Cat Bountry: KISSES.
03:09 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: I will draw you two butts right now
03:09 - TeratoMarty: Noka why cry?
03:09 - B_Perrydotto: ;_;
03:09 - Noka wants to go out of state!: yesss
03:09 - B_Perrydotto: Butts!
03:09 - Hectic-Heathen: No butts for you perry
03:09 - B_Perrydotto cries with Noka
03:09 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: but I'm warning you all this not drawing butts has made me not good at drawing butts
03:09 - Noka wants to go out of state! clings to Perry and sobs emphatically
03:09 - Noka wants to go out of state!: that's ok
03:09 - Noka wants to go out of state!: as long as there are butts
03:09 - B_Perrydotto: Yeah, it's fine
03:10 - B_Perrydotto: Just give us butts ;_;
03:10 - Hectic-Heathen: draw more butts and they will become better butts
03:10 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Rex" D'Eath: Just because you don't like dicks doesn't mean you can't draw them :V
03:10 - LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Spend a month drawing nothing but butts
03:11 - Hectic-Heathen: Butt Boot Camp
03:11 - Hectic-Heathen: Butt Camp
03:12 - B_Perrydotto: Butts being butts
03:12 - B_Perrydotto: Butts gonna butt
03:12 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: butt with it
03:12 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT dem sunglasses
03:12 - B_Perrydotto: U butt?
Dinosaur Pirate left chat.
03:13 - Hectic-Heathen: Why can't I hold all of these butts?
03:13 - B_Perrydotto: How do I butt butt
03:13 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Rex" D'Eath: Use a tray!
03:14 - Hectic-Heathen: butt tray
03:14 - B_Perrydotto: I have a butt
03:14 - B_Perrydotto: Your argument is invalid
03:16 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: trucksnvans discussion --> butts --> http://i56.tinypic.com/sb61cy.jpg
03:16 - Hectic-Heathen: that's my fetish now
03:16 - B_Perrydotto: ...
03:16 - B_Perrydotto: That is wonderful.
03:16 - B_Perrydotto: Post it on /afanart/. Now.
03:16 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: I am glad I have pleased y--
03:16 - Hectic-Heathen: go go go
03:16 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: N-NNNNO
03:17 - B_Perrydotto: Do it.
03:17 - B_Perrydotto: For all that is holy.
03:17 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: aaaaaa but why
03:17 - B_Perrydotto: DO IT FOR THE BUTTS
03:17 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: HAHAHA
03:17 - B_Perrydotto: THE BUTTS MAN
03:17 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: <3
03:17 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: IN THIS PIC
03:17 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: ENGINEER ABUSES HIS SHRINK RAY
03:17 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: WITH SEXY RESULTS
ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT disconnected.
03:17 - B_Perrydotto: howdy
03:17 - LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: PFFF HAHA
ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT entered chat.
03:17 - B_Perrydotto: THAT ENGIE'S FACE
03:17 - B_Perrydotto: OH GOOOD
03:17 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: also gj steam
03:18 - B_Perrydotto: howdy
03:18 - Hectic-Heathen: howdy
03:18 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Rex" D'Eath: I shoulg et going to bed
03:18 - B_Perrydotto: Seriously, man, post that
03:18 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: ok, gnight rev
03:18 - Hectic-Heathen: post it somewhere
03:18 - B_Perrydotto: It's a delicious butt
03:18 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Rex" D'Eath: LOL engie you are in theh wrong area
03:18 - Hectic-Heathen: anywhere
03:18 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: and again I ask where the fuck
03:18 - TeratoMarty: wait where
03:18 - LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Good night Rev!
03:18 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: ....
03:18 - TeratoMarty: what picture
03:18 - Hectic-Heathen: night rev!
03:18 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: http://i56.tinypic.com/sb61cy.jpg
03:18 - B_Perrydotto: Sleep well Rev
03:18 - TeratoMarty: Engiface?
03:18 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: that picture
03:18 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Rex" D'Eath: Will do!
03:18 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: they were like DRAW BUTTS and I was like fine
03:19 - B_Perrydotto: NOW POST THE RESULTS
03:19 - B_Perrydotto: PROFIT
03:19 - Cat Bountry: ENGIE IN BUTTS.
03:19 - Cat Bountry: That is a beautiful drawing.
03:19 - B_Perrydotto: ENGIE ENGIE IN THE BUTT
03:19 - B_Perrydotto: I SAY ENGIE ENGIE IN THE BUTT
03:19 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: .....hhaha ok I will figure out where to post this
03:19 - B_Perrydotto: /AFANART/
03:19 - B_Perrydotto: It's so lonely and empty.
03:19 - LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: IN /TITS/ OBVIOUSLY
03:19 - B_Perrydotto: Sniper's ass is tits
03:19 - B_Perrydotto: CAN'T UNSEE
03:20 - LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: */LOL/
Oliver the Birthday Spy entered chat.
03:20 - Hectic-Heathen: just draw nipples on the cheeks, it's the perfect disguise
03:20 - LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Don't remember what it's called now
03:20 - LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Oh hi Oliver!
03:20 - B_Perrydotto: Hi Oli
03:20 - Oliver the Birthday Spy: heya
03:20 - Hectic-Heathen: hallo oli
03:20 - B_Perrydotto: ANYWAY POST THAT SNIPER ASS
03:20 - TeratoMarty: SNIPER ARSE!!
03:20 - Crossdress Sentry: Ew sniper ass
03:20 - Oliver the Birthday Spy: c:
03:20 - Hectic-Heathen: http://i56.tinypic.com/sb61cy.jpg
03:20 - B_Perrydotto: Fine arse, mate
03:21 - Oliver the Birthday Spy: LOL
03:21 - Hectic-Heathen: SNIPER ASS! SNIPER ASS FOR EVERYONE!
03:21 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: ...shall I make an entirely new thread then 8I
03:21 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT because gosh
03:21 - B_Perrydotto: YES
03:21 - B_Perrydotto: FOR THIS IS MADE OF GLORY
03:21 - B_Perrydotto: BUTTS
03:22 - B_Perrydotto: AND MORE BUTTS
03:22 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: oh fine oh fine
03:22 - Hectic-Heathen: BUTTS OF GLORY
03:22 - Hectic-Heathen: CHEEKS OF WIN
03:23 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: ok there
03:23 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: THERE
03:23 - Crossdress Sentry: +3 Cheeks of Hairy
03:23 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW GOODNESS
03:23 - ZZZZZZZZZZ HAI-HAT: GRACIOUS
03:23 - B_Perrydotto: YES
03:23 - B_Perrydotto: YES WE ARE
03:23 - LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: :D I KNOW I'M HAPPY
03:24 - Crossdress Sentry: http://d.facdn.net/art/cautioncat/1289343027.cautioncat_moistthread.jpg

Crossdress Sentry: "I wonder what chat's up to"
Crossdress Sentry: >Look at chat
Crossdress Sentry: >10:20 PM - Ashsflames: WATERFALL OF BROWN can never be surpassed for a scat log :V
Aurora-Storm: ahhaha
Crossdress Sentry: >Never wonder what chat's up to ever again

>>169

This is what I miss when I'm playing around with my dick ship? I choose my dick ship activities poorly.

>>201
WELL WE CAN HAVE ADVENTURES WITH THE DICK SHIP TOO.

06:52 - [#e]Perrydotto: The Circlejerk is in serious lack of dickship activities.
06:53 - [#e]Perrydotto: We are reaching criticial levels of nondickery.
06:53 - Shandrydan: That is not good..
06:53 - [#e]Perrydotto: What should we do, Captain?
06:53 - Shandrydan: Critical inb fact
06:53 - Shandrydan: I will take one of my ships to this chat
06:53 - Shandrydan: For dick use
06:54 - [#e]Perrydotto: To stabilize our dickery levels we need lots of dick ship activities.
06:54 - Shandrydan: Here it is now.
06:54 - Shandrydan: But.. It hasn't got enough diska
06:54 - Shandrydan: *dicks
06:54 - Shandrydan: MORE DICKS ARE NEEDED
06:55 - [#e]Perrydotto: The dicks are crucial to our ship's condition!
06:55 - Shandrydan: Indeed!
06:55 - Shandrydan: ALL HANDS ON DECK
06:55 - [#e]Perrydotto CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC
06:55 - Shandrydan: IMMEDIATE WORK ON INCREASING LEVEL OF DICKS
06:56 - Shandrydan: I REPEAT
06:56 - Shandrydan: INCREASE THE LEVEL OF DICKS
06:56 - Ashsflames: FULL POWER TO DICKS RESEARCH
06:57 - [#e]Perrydotto: WE ARE USING ALL THE POWER AND KNOWLEDGE WE GOT SIR
06:57 - Shandrydan: IT IS NOT ENOUGH
06:57 - Shandrydan: YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME MORE
06:57 - [#e]Perrydotto: BUT WHERE CAN WE AQUIRE MORE
06:57 - [#e]Perrydotto: WE ARE NOT EDUCATED ENOUGH IN THE FIELD OF DICKS
06:57 - Shandrydan: THEN DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
06:59 - Shandrydan: I GUESS WE HAVE TO VENTURE TO THE PLACE
06:59 - Ashsflames: WHAT PLACE
06:59 - Shandrydan: FROM WHERE ALL THE GREAT DICKS ORIGINATES
06:59 - Ashsflames: THE PLACE WITH THE POWER?
06:59 - Ashsflames: WHAT POWER
06:59 - Shandrydan: AND THE BABE
07:00 - Shandrydan: SET COURSE
07:03 - [#e]Perrydotto: AND SO THE CREW SET ON TO THE QUEST OF FINDING DICKS
07:03 - [#e]Perrydotto: FOR GREAT JUSTICE
nice hands dave entered chat.
07:07 - nice hands dave: bonerdongs
07:07 - [#e]Perrydotto: OH GOD
07:07 - [#e]Perrydotto: CAPTAIN
07:07 - [#e]Perrydotto: THIS INDIVIDUAL COMES BEARING /DICKS/
07:07 - Shandrydan: I..THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS
07:08 - Shandrydan: DON'T LET THEM SLIP
07:08 - Ashsflames stops short of letting them slip
07:08 - [#e]Perrydotto: Dear sir, we are in desperate need of dicks
07:08 - Ashsflames: YES CAPTAIN
07:08 - [#e]Perrydotto: Don't fault us!
07:09 - Shandrydan: Dave, you don't happen to have any Dicks for us?
07:09 - [#e]Perrydotto: We need them!
07:09 - [#e]Perrydotto: It's urgent!
07:09 - Shandrydan: It is of outmost importance
07:09 - Shandrydan: Me and my officers have all agreed on that
07:11 - [#e]Perrydotto: Captain
07:11 - [#e]Perrydotto: I believe he's not concious.
07:11 - [#e]Perrydotto: We are not getting any reply
07:11 - Shandrydan: ANSWER- Oh.
07:11 - [#e]Perrydotto: Quick, we need medical assistance or our mission might fail!
07:12 - Shandrydan: Well then smack some sense into him
07:12 - Shandrydan: MEDICAL OFFICER
07:12 - Shandrydan: YOU ARE NEEDED ON THE BRIDGE
07:12 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi is sleepy Exi
07:12 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: Time for sleep. Goodnight guys. <3
07:13 - Ashsflames: Jade/Feferi
07:13 - Ashsflames: ♦ Forever~
07:13 - Shandrydan: You are relieved of your duties Exi. Night!
07:13 - Shandrydan: <3
07:13 - [#e]Perrydotto: Good night officer Exi
07:13 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: Goodnight <333 And ooh I'm an officer :3c
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi left chat.
07:14 - Shandrydan: I could've sworn you were..
07:14 - Shandrydan: ..Our medical officer?
07:14 - [#e]Perrydotto: Oh.
07:14 - Shandrydan: Oh shit
07:14 - [#e]Perrydotto: Yeah, our medical officer just went to sleep.
07:14 - [#e]Perrydotto: FFFFF-
07:16 - Shandrydan: ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH MEDICINE OR SHOTS OR THOSE LITTLE MIRRORS YOU PUT ON YOUR HEAD?
07:16 - Shandrydan: Or even just wake people up
07:16 - [#e]Perrydotto: Well, we can always punch them.
07:16 - Shandrydan: Oh! Great idea.
07:17 - nice hands dave: PENIS
07:18 - [#e]Perrydotto: OH GOD YES
07:18 - [#e]Perrydotto: HE HAS DICKS
07:18 - nice hands dave: WHO KEEPS ON PUNCHING ME
07:18 - Shandrydan: My confidential punching worked!
07:18 - Shandrydan: That would be me.
07:18 - nice hands dave: SO HELP ME GOD I WILL CALL YOUR MOTHER
07:18 - nice hands dave: AND GIVE HER DICKS
07:18 - nice hands dave: FLAWLESS PLANNING
07:18 - Shandrydan: ... AND NOT US?
07:18 - Shandrydan: HOW EVIL OF YOU
07:19 - [#e]Perrydotto: BUT WE NEED THE DICKS
07:19 - [#e]Perrydotto: DESPERATELY
07:19 - Shandrydan: WE ARE CRAVING THEM
07:19 - nice hands dave: I PRESCRIBE A HOT DICKING TO ALL OF YOU
07:19 - nice hands dave: I AM A DOCTOR I CAN DO THOSE THINGS
07:19 - Shandrydan: R-REALLY?
07:19 - Shandrydan: A DOCTOR YOU SAY?
07:19 - [#e]Perrydotto: HE GIVES US DICKS
07:19 - [#e]Perrydotto: OUR MISSION IS ACCOMPLISHED
07:20 - Shandrydan: OUR MEDICAL OFFICER WALKED AWAY SOMEWHERE WE NEED ANOTHER ONE
07:20 - nice hands dave: A DOCTOR OF DONGS
07:20 - nice hands dave: WELL
07:20 - Shandrydan: YOU UP FOR IT?
07:20 - nice hands dave: I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT MEDICINE
07:20 - nice hands dave: OR DOCTORING
07:20 - [#e]Perrydotto: WE JUST NEED DICKS
07:20 - nice hands dave: BUT I HAVE A LABCOAT AND A NEEDLE
07:20 - Shandrydan: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT
07:20 - nice hands dave: SO SURE
07:20 - Ashsflames: DO YOU KNOW MUCH ABOUT DICKING
07:20 - nice hands dave: I KNOW ALL ABOUT DICKING
07:20 - Ashsflames: THEN YOU ARE HIRED
07:20 - nice hands dave: I HAVE A DOCTORATE IN DICKOLOGY
07:21 - [#e]Perrydotto: AND EVERYONE ON THE USS SAXTONPRISE REJOICED
07:21 - Shandrydan: THAT IS MORE THAN QUALIFIED!
07:21 - Ashsflames: >Everyone makes Noka's avatar's face
07:21 - [#e]Perrydotto: THE DAY WAS SAVED

In which TapeDiggity, Hectic-Heathen and Shandrydan are being awesome, as usual.
Too long for one part, so it's split up.

[#e]Perrydotto disconnected.
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Noka wants to go out of state! disconnected.
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HAI IS DOING SOME FUCKING WORK disconnected.
Huntah disconnected.
Shnoox disconnected.
Tre(e) Pri(e)st(e)ss disconnected.
Crank disconnected.
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Tre(e) Pri(e)st(e)ss entered chat.
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Haha holy shit
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: there went the entire chat
TapeDiggity: Did...Did that just happen to me, or...
TapeDiggity: Hello again, everyone!
Crank entered chat.
Tre(e) Pri(e)st(e)ss: wow
HAI IS DOING SOME FUCKING WORK entered chat.
Rebbacus entered chat.
Crossdress Sentry entered chat.
Shandrydan entered chat.
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Hello again peeps
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Steam loves you!
TapeDiggity: I dunno....It ain't returnin' my phone calls, and I'm not even gettin' floweres.
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Oh Tape, I'm sure it doesn't mean anything by not calling you or sending flowers. I mean, it's a pretty rough season now
Noka wants to go out of state! entered chat.
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: I'm sure it still loves you.
Hectic-Heathen entered chat.
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: After all, that's what it told to me, and Steam would NEVER lie to me!
TapeDiggity: I don't know...I'm starting to doubt my commitment.
TapeDiggity: I get a feeling that Steam is seeing...
TapeDiggity: Someone ELSE.
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE le gasp
Hectic-Heathen: shit
Hectic-Heathen: (THEY'RE ON TO US)
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: But Tape, that CAN'T be true
TapeDiggity: Why not?!
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Hectic would know, right?
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Right?
Hectic-Heathen: no comment
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: ...Hectic is there something you haven't told us?
Hectic-Heathen: NO COMMENT
TapeDiggity: It's YOU, isn't it?!
TapeDiggity: I thought we had an UNDERSTANDING!
Hectic-Heathen: LALALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU
TapeDiggity: WE'RE TYPING, YOU CAN READ ME
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: HECTIC
TapeDiggity: AND I'M ON TO YOU
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: I TRUSTED YOU
Hectic-Heathen: DAMN YOU AND YOUR LOGIC POWERS
Hectic-Heathen: TIME FOR THIS BIRD TO FLY
Hectic-Heathen jumps out the window
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS HECTIC!
Hectic-Heathen left chat.
Huntah entered chat.
Shnoox entered chat.
[#e]Perrydotto entered chat.
TapeDiggity: Looks like she got away.
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: HEY YOU GUYS GO GET HECTIC
TapeDiggity: Nah, I've got a date with Steam.
Hectic-Heathen entered chat.
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: THERE SHE IS!
TapeDiggity: Hey, Hectic. Have you seen Hectic?
TapeDiggity: Wait...
TapeDiggity: WAIT
Hectic-Heathen whistles nonchalantly
TapeDiggity: GET BACK HERE
Hectic-Heathen left chat.
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE tries to catch Hectic
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: FFFFFFF
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: NOT AGAIN
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Also hello again dudes
[#e]Perrydotto hugs Commie
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: You gotta help us out!
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen entered chat.
[#e]Perrydotto: Hm?
[#e]Perrydotto: Hi new guy
[#e]Perrydotto: Who are you?
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen: hello
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: We need to find Hectic!
[#e]Perrydotto: You are very obviously totally not Hectic.
[#e]Perrydotto: So who are you?
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen: I'm totally not hectic if that is what you are thinking
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen: After all, would Hectic have this STUNNING MOUSTACHE?
Shandrydan turns page
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Oh hey new guy who couldn't possibly know who Hectic are, have you seen Hectic lately?
TapeDiggity: Hmm, that's true...
Shandrydan: hm
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi entered chat.
Shandrydan: You know
TapeDiggity: All right, let's immediately trust this person!
Shandrydan: Something feels a bit weird
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen MOUSTACHE TWIRL
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: That is a most magnificent mustache indeed
[#e]Perrydotto: Exi <3
TapeDiggity: Howdy, Exi!
[#e]Perrydotto: Look, we have a newcomer
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen: (ha HA! the perfect disguise...)
[#e]Perrydotto: He's totally not Hectic
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: Hello Tape, nice to see you again :3
TapeDiggity: WHAT WAS THAT
Shandrydan: I..
Shandrydan: wait
Shandrydan: shhh
[#e]Perrydotto: He seems pretty legit.
TapeDiggity: Nice to see 'ya, too, Miss Exi!
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen: I SAID I LIKE MOON PIES.
Shandrydan: I heard something
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: Aw <:3c
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Heya Exi!
Shandrydan: With my pychic powers
Shandrydan: *psychic
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: Hello Commie
TapeDiggity: Oh.
TapeDiggity: WAIT.
TapeDiggity: I HATE MOON PIES
TapeDiggity: GET HER
Shandrydan: Is there..a disturbance..In the force perhaps?
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen: GASP
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen: I MEAN
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen: I SAID
Shandrydan: Looks like you got to jump!!
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen: FUCK MOON PIES
TapeDiggity crashes through an open window and makes a glass-free landing
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen: I GOTTA GO
Totally Not Hectic-Heathen left chat.
Shandrydan: ME TOO
Shandrydan left chat.

>>248

Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen entered chat.
[#e]Perrydotto: LE GASP
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: D:
Shandrydan entered chat.
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen: Hi guys! I'm back!
Shandrydan sneak sneak
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen: ...OR AM I?
[#e]Perrydotto: Hectic!
[#e]Perrydotto: We missed you
Shandrydan sneak
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen: How do you know I"m Hectic?
TapeDiggity: Yeah, we met this person that TOTALLY wasn't you. It was pretty stupid.
Shandrydan sneeeeeaaak
TapeDiggity: I jumped through a window. That's all I can remember.
Shandrydan climb
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE fails her spot check and misses Shandrydan
Shandrydan climb climb
TapeDiggity: So what fine topics shall we discuss this evening?
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen STANDS ALL MYSTERIOUS LIKE
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen: So how about that gravity, eh?
Shandrydan reels down
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Why how mysterious looking you are today, madam.
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen: oooo
Shandrydan grabs hectic
Shandrydan reels up
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen: wait wat
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen: WHERE IS THE GROUND GOIN
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Hmmm, something's missing from the picture
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen: I CAN'T FLY
Shandrydan reel reel
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen: I DON'T THINK
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen: IF I CAN THIS IS THE FIRST I'VE HEARD OF IT
Shandrydan swing
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen: AAAAAAAAAH
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Did anyone else hear something?
Shandrydan SWING SWOOSH
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: It sounded kinda like a car alarm.
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi flops
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen DE-MOUSTACHE'D!!
Just Might Be Hectic-Heathen: MY DISGUIIIISE
[#e]Perrydotto: OOOOH
Shandrydan swings all over the place
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: HECTIC
Hectic-Heathen barfs
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: COME DOWN
Shandrydan lets Hectic go
Hectic-Heathen: I THINK I'M FLYING AND I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: YOU SILLY GOOSE YOU CAN'T FLY COME DOWN
Hectic-Heathen: oof
Shandrydan reel reel
Shandrydan lands on floor
Shandrydan: Heeey guys!
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: HECTIC, IF YOU DON'T COME DOWN AT THIS VERY INS... oh hey Shandry!
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: Where did you go?
Hectic-Heathen: It was supposed to be the perfect crime...
TapeDiggity: Not really.
Hectic-Heathen: ;_;
TapeDiggity: Aww, cheer up.
TapeDiggity: Look what Steam got me!
Shandrydan: I am the magic wizard that made Hectic fly!
TapeDiggity: What a sweet...thing...
Hectic-Heathen: WAIT
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE gasps
Hectic-Heathen: YOU'RE NO WIZARD
Hectic-Heathen: YOU'RE HOLDING A FISHING POLE
Shandrydan: But I am, mon ami
Hectic-Heathen: CHARLATAN!!!!
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: SCOUNDREL
Shandrydan: Oh that.. That's my wand!
Hectic-Heathen: WANDS DON'T HAVE REELS
TapeDiggity: They are if you're an Aqua Wizard, right?
Shandrydan: Mine does! I thought it looked fancy!
Hectic-Heathen: ...
Hectic-Heathen: I've got my eye on you.
LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: WITH A FISHING LINE ATTACHED TO IT?
TapeDiggity: "REEL WITH IT"
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi is still flopped on the floor
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi is gathering dust
Hectic-Heathen dusts exi off
TapeDiggity: That's the extension cord, LCZ.
Shandrydan: Yes look! I can do this too
TapeDiggity: I think.
Hectic-Heathen annnnd flops
Shandrydan puts cookie on fishing reel
Shandrydan flicks rod
Hectic-Heathen: COOKIE!!!
Hectic-Heathen snatch!!
Hectic-Heathen: nomnomnomnom
Shandrydan reel
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi watches as her flop-friend is dragged away
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: ;_;
Shandrydan: Aw.. It was supposed to reach exi
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: :3c
Hectic-Heathen: this cookie tastes like sharp

02:57 - Kid Hate: Dogfish~
02:58 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: i think we just started talking about deecks and SUDDENLY MARTY.
02:58 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: And alright. I'm a biologist but marine biology was something I didn't do.
TeratoMarty entered chat.
02:58 - LESBIAN COMMUNIST ZOMBIE: PFFFF
02:58 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: ....
02:58 - Kid Hate: Hahahaha/
02:58 - very.kinky.killer: HOLY SHIT YES
02:58 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUU
02:58 - TeratoMarty: I understand dicks are everywhere?

Ashsflames: I'll take a pound of nuts.
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: :v
Ashsflames: Come on, someone can do this with me I know it :V
Hectic-Heathen: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS
Ashsflames: :D
Hectic-Heathen: B)
Ashsflames: Continue
Hectic-Heathen: nope
Ashsflames: :C
Hectic-Heathen: I can't remember the rest ._.
Shandrydan: Aaaa..Headache. But must
Shandrydan: more poker aa
Ashsflames: (four bucks)
Hectic-Heathen: THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS. YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
Hectic-Heathen: I think
Hectic-Heathen: close enough
Ashsflames takes nuts
Ashsflames disconnected.
Hectic-Heathen: HE JUST LEFT.
Hectic-Heathen: WITH NUTS

Dr Tanner: Goddamn it eBay I want a fucking strap-on lizard tail, stop giving me all these SHOES.
[#e]Perrydotto: Okay
[#e]Perrydotto: Was I the only one thinking of Crocosniper just now
Glue in JOPON: lol
Turret is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Dr Tanner: LIKE IN FEAR AND LOATHING
Hectic-Heathen: Goddamn it Mann Co. I want a fucking strap-on lizard tail, stop giving me all these HATS.
Turret: TF2 update, Tanner
Hai on Dateline disconnected.
Rebbacus: must be that paint fix.
Dr Tanner: orite
Hectic-Heathen: I want one of those horse head masks you see all over the internet
Turret: And they fixed the sapper glitch. :c
[#e]Perrydotto: Goddamn it, Sniper, I want a fucking strap-on lizard tail, stop giving me your COCK.
Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Cat" D'Eath: Goddamnit, Engie. I want a fucking strap-on lizard tail, stop giving me your SCIENCE.
Cat Bountry: I want one too.
[#e]Perrydotto: Goddamnit Lisa, I want a fucking strap-on lizard tail, stop giving me your TEARING.
Rebbacus: wat
Hectic-Heathen: lol
Hectic-Heathen: I got it
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: Goddamnit, mom. I want a fucking strap-on lizard tail, stop giving me your fucking CAT EARS.
Orange (☂): I'd totally wear a strap on lizard tail
Orange (☂): :(
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: (Scalie!Sniper at Christmas)
Orange (☂): Or well a real one would be pretty boss
[#e]Perrydotto is laughing so hard
[#e]Perrydotto: Goddamnit, Kirk. I want a fucking strap-on lizard tail, stop giving me your SHIRT.
Cat Bountry: IS IT
Cat Bountry: THE FAT SHIRT?
[#e]Perrydotto: :V
Shandrydan: FAT SHIRT
Shandrydan: FAT TAIL

05:06 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Cat" D'Eath: I know what a tilde is
05:06 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Cat" D'Eath: the macs made up a new squiggle
05:06 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Cat" D'Eath: it's like some weird ass celtic shit
05:06 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Cat" D'Eath: steve jobs' anus
05:06 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Cat" D'Eath: that's what it is
05:06 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Cat" D'Eath: it's the fucking anus button

[#e]Perrydotto: "Circlejerk the best place for all. Many people are crazy about the job."
[#e]Perrydotto: SINCE WHEN IS THE CIRCLEJERK A JOB
Cat Bountry: I am going to fire you all.
[#e]Perrydotto: Why D:
Kid Hate: For what, Cat?
Kid Hate: I will sue your ass so hard.
[#e]Perrydotto: But ...
That Kilo Is A Monster: YOU CAN'T FIRE ME
[#e]Perrydotto: But I have a wife and kids to feed D:
That Kilo Is A Monster: I QUIT
[#e]Perrydotto: PLEASE BOSS
[#e]Perrydotto: HAVE MERCY
Cat Bountry: BECAUSE.
That Kilo Is A Monster was kicked by Cat Bountry.
Cat Bountry: OH.
Cat Bountry: OH.
Cat Bountry: WHO'S THE BOSS?
Cat Bountry: ME.
Cat Bountry: I AM THE BOSS.
[#e]Perrydotto: Dear boss
Cat Bountry: WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?
[#e]Perrydotto: Don't fire me please D:
Cat Bountry: TOO BAD.
[#e]Perrydotto: I need the money! My wife is pregnant!
[#e]Perrydotto was kicked by Cat Bountry.
Cat Bountry: B)
Kid Hate: Cat, if you kick me I will drive to your house.
[#e]Perrydotto entered chat.
[#e]Perrydotto: ;_;
Kid Hate: And revenge kill. You know this.
Cat Bountry: Is that a promise?
Kid Hate: Always.
Cat Bountry: OH YEAH?
Kid Hate: Don't make me do it, bro.
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: Well, I'm back.
Cat Bountry: I DON'T THINK
Cat Bountry: YOU GOT IT IN YU.
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi gives cake to everyone
Cat Bountry: YOU*
ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: Have I pleased the Cat Bountry? :3
BOSS Bountry: ...
BOSS Bountry: Have you made me cupcakes?
That Kilo Is A Monster entered chat.
04:22 - [#e]Perrydotto serves coffee to Boss Bountry
04:22 - BOSS Bountry: That's better.
04:23 - Kid Hate: Kilo, go postal on her. It is your right as an American.
04:23 - BOSS Bountry: Now, my shoes need shining.
04:23 - BOSS Bountry: Get to it.
04:23 - That Kilo Is A Monster: I'll just poop on her desk when she's not around
04:23 - Kid Hate: Don't you do that anyway?
04:23 - BOSS Bountry leans back in her very expensive chair and lights a cigar with a hundred dollar bill on fire.
04:23 - [#e]Perrydotto shines Boss Bountry's shoes
04:24 - [#e]Perrydotto sobs quietly while doing so
04:25 - BOSS Bountry: Also I will have da homos around my desk to eat da poo poo. I heard some guy in Africa say they do that. And now that I'm rich I am inclinced to believe him because people like that here like tax cuts for me.
04:25 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi: And it's rainbow sprinkle cake with chocolate frosting. <:3
04:25 - Kid Hate: Guys, Cat is mutating.
04:25 - Kid Hate: She's turning into Bill O'Reilly.
04:26 - [#e]Perrydotto sobs and sniffles
04:26 - BOSS Bountry: SHUT UP, PINHEAD.
04:26 - Kid Hate: Don't ask her about loofahs.
04:26 - That Kilo Is A Monster: D:
04:26 - Kid Hate: Just... just don't.
04:26 - BOSS Bountry: SEXY LOOFAHS.
04:26 - Kid Hate: aaaaaaaa
04:27 - BOSS Bountry: YOU'RE CHICKS, RIGHT? YOU ALL GOT VIBRATORS, RIGHT?
04:27 - BOSS Bountry: EVERY WOMAN OWNS A VIBRATOR.
RobotLyra, User entered chat.
04:27 - [#e]Perrydotto: Lyra ;_;
04:27 - [#e]Perrydotto: Cat is our boss
04:27 - RobotLyra, User: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
04:27 - BOSS Bountry: LYRA YOU ARE LATE.
04:28 - BOSS Bountry: I AM DOCKING YOUR PAY.
04:28 - [#e]Perrydotto sobs while licking Boss Bountry's toilet clean
Oper's feelin' so fly like a G6 disconnected.
04:28 - BOSS Bountry: DID YOU GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN?
04:28 - Kid Hate: Look what you did, Cat.
04:29 - Kid Hate: You created a hostile work environment for Oper.
04:29 - [#e]Perrydotto: I haven't eaten in three days ;_;
04:29 - ATF_Eximplode // Medic4Mexi works in the cafeteria, it seems
04:29 - BOSS Bountry: Oper can fuck off and be a welfare queen now.
04:29 - BOSS Bountry: Buy a big screen TV with is unemployment check.
04:30 - BOSS Bountry: Which I am told all poor people have.
04:30 - BOSS Bountry: They also have Cadillacs.
04:30 - BOSS Bountry: And spend their money on crack.
04:30 - BOSS Bountry: THIS TOTALLY MAKES SENSE.
04:30 - Kid Hate: It's totally true. They get unlimited free money for life no requirements.
04:30 - BOSS Bountry: DAMN THE POOR.
04:30 - BOSS Bountry: US RICH PEOPLE HAVE TO /WORK/ FOR OUR MONEY!
04:30 - BOSS Bountry: AND THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO PUNISH US FOR IT!
04:30 - BOSS Bountry: HARUMPH!
04:31 - Kid Hate: Cat, when was the last time you left your boss chair?
04:31 - BOSS Bountry: PERRY, HOW CLEAN IS THAT TOILET?
04:31 - BOSS Bountry: ... NEVER.
04:31 - BOSS Bountry: I built in a toilet into it.
04:31 - BOSS Bountry: Because I'm rich.
04:31 - Kid Hate: Oh god Perry.
04:32 - RobotLyra, User: they also gave me a Flynn Lives pin
04:32 - Kid Hate: :O
04:32 - RobotLyra, User: which is TOTALLY BOSS
04:32 - [#e]Perrydotto: I can see my face in it, boss ;_;
04:32 - [#e]Perrydotto: And my tears.
04:32 - BOSS Bountry: NO.
04:32 - BOSS Bountry: I AM BOSS.
04:32 - Kid Hate: Want.
04:32 - [#e]Perrydotto sobs
04:32 - BOSS Bountry: I GIVE YOU YOUR PAYCHECK.
04:32 - Kid Hate: (Both the pin and Perry's tears.)
04:32 - BOSS Bountry: DON'T MAKE ME FIRE YOU.
04:32 - Rebbacus: what did i come back to
04:32 - Kid Hate: Terribleness.
04:33 - BOSS Bountry: IT'S NOT CLEAN UNTIL YOUR TONGUE IS BLEEDING, PERRY.
04:33 - [#e]Perrydotto sniffles

1:09 AM - Cat Bountry (STILL THE BOSS): >mfw batteries for vibrator are already p. much dead after three uses.
1:09 AM - Turret: I was just trying to-
1:09 AM - Turret is a fire
1:09 AM - Turret burns everything he touches
1:09 AM - Turret: :(
1:09 AM - Glue the Grue: i would not understand than feeling
1:09 AM - That Kilo Is A Monster: ;/
1:09 AM - Glue the Grue: :<
1:09 AM - Ashsflames: Cat obviously turns it up to 14
1:10 AM - Ashsflames: Because 11 is so generic, 12 is only a step above 11, and 13 is unlucky
1:10 AM - Ashsflames: :V
1:10 AM - Turret: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAYA TATATATATATATA BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
1:10 AM - Turret: Cat's vibrator is hoovy
1:10 AM - Glue the Grue: 13 is a lucky number
1:10 AM - Glue the Grue: ya'll hatin
1:10 AM - Cat Bountry (STILL THE BOSS): It actually doesn't have an adjustable setting.
1:10 AM - Cat Bountry (STILL THE BOSS): Just a button.
1:10 AM - Ashsflames: Oh.
1:10 AM - Turret: Oh man, they should make vibrators that look like Sasha.
1:10 AM - Cat Bountry (STILL THE BOSS): Which is kind of fine by me, since that's how I usually do it anyway.
1:10 AM - Ashsflames: Pffyes
1:11 AM - |Ck| Inc. Loviatar: It always disturbs me in homemade porn clips when people have REALLY FUCKING LOUD VIBRATORS
1:11 AM - Cat Bountry (STILL THE BOSS): I would buy a Sashabrator.
1:11 AM - Cat Bountry (STILL THE BOSS): It would be large and loud and frightening and the orgasms would be mindblowing.
1:11 AM - Turret: And a Natasha vibrator but it would be banned in competitive porno
1:11 AM - |Ck| Inc. Loviatar: HAHA
1:11 AM - Cat Bountry (STILL THE BOSS): LOL
1:11 AM - Ashsflames snort
1:12 AM - Cat Bountry (STILL THE BOSS): I wasn't aware there was such a thing as competitive porno.
1:12 AM - |Ck| Inc. Loviatar: Wait, how exactly would a Natashabrator work?
1:12 AM - Turret: THEN YOU'RE NOT A PRO
1:12 AM - |Ck| Inc. Loviatar: Porno is for casuals

02:07 - SHANghai: http://tf2chan.net/fanart/src/129481657378.png
02:08 - Ashsflames: schwiff schwiff
02:08 - SHANghai: The schwish schwish cracks me up
02:08 - SHANghai: schwiff even
02:08 - SHANghai: that's even better
02:08 - [#e]Perrydotto: Schwiff is an awesome soundword
02:09 - SHANghai: even more awesome coupled with soldier
02:10 - Ashsflames: THE MOST AMERICAN CLEANING PRODUCT, THE SCHWIFFER SCHWEEPER
02:10 - Ashsflames: IT ATTRACTS THE DIRT AND GRIME TO IT WITH PURE /PATRIOTISM/
02:10 - Ashsflames: YOUR COMMIE MOPS CANNOT DO ANYWHERE NEAR AS GOOD A JOB
02:10 - SHANghai cracks up
02:11 - Ashsflames: BUY ONE TODAY, YOU SISSIFIED MAGGOT SCUM

TeratoMarty: any of you ever get this thing where you're reading something
TeratoMarty: and it's all gross and weird
TeratoMarty: and it keeps getting WORSE and SICKER
TeratoMarty: and you're like "WHO WROTE THIS SHIT"
TeratoMarty: and you look at the header
TeratoMarty: and it was YOU
TeratoMarty: ?
[#e]Perrydotto: ... No

ATF_Eximplode // <3: Beta Medic is awesome though
[#e]Perrydotto: Yes :D
ATF_Eximplode // <3: Or rather concept art medic
ATF_Eximplode // <3: I guess you could call them a...
ATF_Eximplode // <3: *sunglasses*
ATF_Eximplode // <3: Concept Arzt.
ATF_Eximplode // <3: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

02:02 - [#e]Perrydotto: http://tf2chan.net/dis/res/3386.html
02:02 - [#e]Perrydotto: Discuss
02:04 - Don't Shoot: http://www.teamdc.org/images/frisbee.png
02:04 - Don't Shoot: Discus

Charon's Steyr Elite 08 entered chat.
01:56 - [kaz]: I kind of want to draw sniper pantsless with his dong hangin' out
01:56 - Charon's Steyr Elite 08: ...
Charon's Steyr Elite 08 left chat.

05:05 - Morrie [The Short Sniper]: Scout would hump a dispenser. Why do you think he wants them all the time?
05:05 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Rex" D'Eath: either way too many dicks for me around here
05:05 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Rex" D'Eath: no scout would blow a dispenser
05:05 - [#e]Perrydotto: Scout is so much into dispensers, hnnng
05:05 - [#e]Perrydotto: All he wants is some quality time with it.
05:05 - [#e]Perrydotto: GIMME A DISPENSER HARDHAT
05:05 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Rex" D'Eath: he'd lick it all over
05:06 - SOLID GOLD CUPCAKES: wait, what is there to blow on a dispenser?
05:06 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Rex" D'Eath: hahahaha
05:06 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Rex" D'Eath: valves
05:06 - Dr Rev. "Homosaurus Rex" D'Eath: the bottle thing
05:06 - Morrie [The Short Sniper]: "COME ON HARDHAT, I HAVEN'T BUSTED A FREAKIN NUT IN OVAH A WEEK"
05:06 - Cat Bountry: BOY, WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' WITH MAH DISPENSER?

12:32 AM - Ashsflames: Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
12:32 AM - Turret: ;___;
12:34 AM - Dinosaur Pirate: sometimes
12:34 AM - Dinosaur Pirate: I stickyspam myself
12:35 AM - Dinosaur Pirate: for hours
12:37 AM - Ashsflames: h-hot
12:37 AM - Dinosaur Pirate: ...
12:37 AM - Dinosaur Pirate: dammit
12:37 AM - Dinosaur Pirate: :|
12:37 AM - Rebbacus: ...HAH
12:38 AM - Rebbacus: Hot.
12:38 AM - Dinosaur Pirate: ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ashsflames: Goddamn, mantrain sucks today.
Ashsflames: SOLDIERS AND DEMOMEN ONLY
Ashsflames: SPAM EVERYWHERE
Ashsflames: :/
Turret: Ash, you're one of those soldier/demomens.
[#e]Perrydotto: AND THEN ASHE WAS A DEMO

>>3723
4:12 PM - Ashsflames: I know.
4:12 PM - Ashsflames: There's no other way to not die within seconds.

03:37 - [#e]Perrydotto: SPRING SMELLS LIKE MUCK
03:37 - [#e]Perrydotto: I TYPE FAST WITH SHIT KEY TOO
03:37 - Flei: like shit
03:37 - [#e]Perrydotto: ... *shift key
03:37 - [#e]Perrydotto: SHIFT

04:11 - Rebbacus: ...did i come in at a weird
04:11 - [#e]Perrydotto: We are talking about wet panties alright
04:11 - Rebbacus: but CUTE UNDIES
04:11 - [#e]Perrydotto: But not ... blood
04:11 - Mintscream: Pissibly.
04:11 - Indecisive: I AM BACK
04:11 - [#e]Perrydotto: ... Pissibly?
04:12 - [#e]Perrydotto: Nice pun
04:12 - Mintscream: lol I meant Possibly.
04:12 - Mintscream: Awesome typo.

>>3508
Lmfao.

Applecup: or just my steam being a derp
SparkyBombs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJMo8PBa9uc&feature=relmfu Oh God.
ATF_Eximplode // <3: Aww newsreader friendship. :3
ATF_Eximplode // <3: PFFFFF
ATF_Eximplode // <3: That did look rather...suspicious
ATF_Eximplode // <3: Also
ATF_Eximplode // <3: >Red belll pepper and frozen mixed veggies in pancakes
ATF_Eximplode // <3: I'm sorry Sparky but
ATF_Eximplode // <3: What the fuck is wrong with you Australians
ATF_Eximplode // <3: Why would you do that to pancakes
ATF_Eximplode // <3: You are not college students
SparkyBombs: Our tastes are just different to yours
ATF_Eximplode // <3: Oh god it looks like sick lol
ATF_Eximplode // <3: Those chunks of carrot
ATF_Eximplode // <3: Makes it look like someone threw up in a bowl
SparkyBombs: After that video they were seen slathering the pancakes with vegemite
ATF_Eximplode // <3: See, this is why Australia is not known for its cuisine.
SparkyBombs: IT'S DELICIOUS SHUT UP
ATF_Eximplode // <3: VEGETABLE PANCAKES
ATF_Eximplode // <3: CHEAP FROZEN VEGETABLE PANCAKES
ATF_Eximplode // <3: Seriously though some savory pancakes with some good sharp cheddar and vegemite would be pretty good.
ATF_Eximplode // <3: Fuck the veggies, though. Those things taste like nasty water.
SparkyBombs: Not even just a bit of corn? I like corn.

SparkyBombs: Hey Exi I had a great idea
SparkyBombs: Write about me
ATF_Eximplode // <3: What
SparkyBombs: =D
ATF_Eximplode // <3: lol
Applecup: lol sparky
ATF_Eximplode // <3: Well I'm writing about Skrillex right now but
ATF_Eximplode // <3: I could try
[#e]Perrydotto: SPARKY'S AUSTRALIAN AUSTRALIA ADVENTURES ... IN AUSTRALIA
SparkyBombs: YES ABSOLUTELY
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Write about Skrillex and Sparky
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Having an orgy
SparkyBombs: On your own time rofl.
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: or something
[#e]Perrydotto: Featuring vegemite and Foster's.
[#e]Perrydotto: BECAUSE AUSTRALIA
Applecup: and kangaroos
PlesiosaurBones: okay I'm drawin' stuff so I might be kinda quiet for a bit just fyi
[#e]Perrydotto: Have fun, Bones.
Applecup: and Saxton Hale
SparkyBombs: FGSFDS FOSTERS IS PISS WE DRINK VICTORIA BITTERS HERE
[#e]Perrydotto: Sniper drinks piss
[#e]Perrydotto: Your point being ... ?
SparkyBombs: :V
Applecup: no, he just throws it at Spy
SparkyBombs: He throws Foster's.
[#e]Perrydotto: SPY CREEPING AROUND HERE
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: No no no I bet he drinks it too
[#e]Perrydotto: BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS
Flei: :O
SparkyBombs: PFFF
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Oh lawl
Applecup: you guys
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: He pisses Foster's
[#e]Perrydotto: Sparky, don't act like you haven't made that joke :U
Ashsflames: http://www1.tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/238281.html#290209 Those three posts
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: And then sells it
Ashsflames: I am highly amused :V
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: to whatever fools like to drink that
SparkyBombs: http://tf2chan.net/workshop/src/129758992494.png
Flei: watersports are sexy... i just dont ever will do that
[#e]Perrydotto: Watersports? Nothanks
Flei: replace the pissing dick
Flei: for just water
Flei: :D
SparkyBombs: Pfff Furei
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: with a pissing Sniper oh wait what's the same thing.
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: So, Perry
[#e]Perrydotto: Yesh
Flei: hose and water
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Whenever you see people at the beach throwing and catching beach balls
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: You immediately think of piss?
PlesiosaurBones: Hey guys I'm back for a litte bit let's get caught up on the WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

8:38 PM - SparkyBombs: I can't remember who said this or if they're still online but
8:38 PM - SparkyBombs: ..
8:39 PM - SparkyBombs: ..is it really a stereotype for Australians to be loud and boistrous in bed?
8:39 PM - Mintscream: I dunno, but sounds like it could be.
8:39 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): ffffffffff
8:39 PM - Mintscream: Not something I ever heard, tough.
8:39 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): YOU JUST GOT FUCKED BY SAXTONNNN HALEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
8:40 PM - Mintscream: lmao
8:40 PM - SparkyBombs: I've never heard of it eith- PPFFSAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8:41 PM - Steelix Steel: Grr Grr
8:41 PM - SparkyBombs: I mean
8:41 PM - Steelix Steel: Does anybody have Australlium Gold?
8:41 PM - Steelix Steel: :U
8:41 PM - Flei: must hurt
8:41 PM - Flei: being fucked by saxton hale
8:41 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): wait, didn't saxton hale and the annoucer have a thing
8:41 PM - Flei: :S
8:41 PM - SparkyBombs: I've never had any sort of experience with non-Australians
8:42 PM - Rebbacus: i thought they did
8:42 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): ...it must be done
8:42 PM - Rebbacus: maybe that's why she wants nothing to do with him anymore
8:42 PM - SparkyBombs: So I don't know what OTT and what's normal for foreigners
8:42 PM - SparkyBombs: Bahahah
8:42 PM - Flei: for some reason
8:42 PM - Flei: she looks like a lesbian
8:42 PM - Rebbacus: WHY MS HELEN HOW THIS SLAB OF AUSTRALIAN FUCKROD
8:43 PM - Flei: i mean, i think she abuse of miss pauling
8:43 PM - Rebbacus: along with exclamations of his name
8:43 PM - Flei: haha
8:43 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): idk, maybe she slept with him or something to get something done,idk
8:43 PM - Rebbacus: probably
8:43 PM - Mintscream: I'm laughing just trying to imagine it.
8:43 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): ...I Idked twice. woop
8:44 PM - SOLID GOLD CUPCAKES: guess you really don't know, then
8:44 PM - Rebbacus: he'll also hit on anything
8:44 PM - Rebbacus: poor pauling
8:44 PM - SparkyBombs: What's normal for me is a flurry of touching and face-eating, a bit of spanking I guess, and always feeling pleasantly sore in the morning
8:44 PM - Rebbacus: she will never know his australian fuckrod
8:45 PM - SparkyBombs: Also is it me or does Helen seem way way older than Hale
8:45 PM - Rebbacus: helen is older than dinos
8:45 PM - Mintscream: lol
8:45 PM - SOLID GOLD CUPCAKES: conclusion: saxton hale has also fucked dinosaurs
8:45 PM - Rebbacus: fucked to EXTINCTION
8:45 PM - Mintscream: Why do you think they're extinct, now?
8:45 PM - Mintscream: FF, beat me to it
8:45 PM - SparkyBombs: Only Saxton Hale is manly enough to fuck a T-Rex
8:45 PM - Rebbacus: hahaha
8:46 PM - Flei: lol
8:46 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): someone needs to write/draw using that line. I would be so happy
8:47 PM - SparkyBombs: Absolutely.
8:47 PM - SOLID GOLD CUPCAKES: Do you think he took them out to dinner first?
8:47 PM - Flei: i foresse furry drama
8:47 PM - SparkyBombs: I will get a feature on paheal for sure.
8:47 PM - Mintscream: lol
8:47 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): eh?
8:47 PM - SparkyBombs: I'm sure he took them out FOR dinner!
8:47 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): I don't mean a t-rex,exactly
8:47 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): and that wouldn't be furry,that'd be scaley
8:47 PM - SOLID GOLD CUPCAKES: Showed up at their dinosaur apartments with a bouquet of flowers constructed from the skins of the less-fortunate early mammals?
8:48 PM - SparkyBombs: Wore some cologne
8:48 PM - SparkyBombs: Eu de Sauropod
8:48 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): SAXTON HALE'S UNAROUSING ADVENTURES IN TIME
8:49 PM - Mintscream: lmao
8:49 PM - SparkyBombs: Hahahahah
8:50 PM - SOLID GOLD CUPCAKES: and then he jumps forward a few million years and fucks both marc antony and cleopatra to death
8:50 PM - SOLID GOLD CUPCAKES: yep
8:50 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): Hitler didn't kill himself, he got fucked by Saxton Hale
8:51 PM - SparkyBombs: If they don't die, they'll be pleasantly sore in the morning
8:51 PM - SparkyBombs: Like after a good workout
8:51 PM - SparkyBombs: :v
8:51 PM - Mintscream: It's been, what, ten, twenty minutes since I got in here? And already I'm smiling and laughing so damn much my face hurts.
8:51 PM - Rebbacus: hale'd to death
8:51 PM - SOLID GOLD CUPCAKES: ...i wonder if that's where Jimmy Hoffa went
8:51 PM - Mintscream: ilu gys
8:52 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): hmm
8:52 PM - SparkyBombs: Australian 'sex-talks' consist of
8:52 PM - SparkyBombs: 'It's kind of like wrestling ot the death'
8:52 PM - Flei: lol
8:52 PM - Mintscream: Pfffffff
8:52 PM - SparkyBombs: 'Except ideally, neither of you die'
8:52 PM - Rebbacus: "and ther penis goes in the vagina"
8:52 PM - Rebbacus: "sometimes"
8:53 PM - SparkyBombs: 'Don't forget to use protection such as condoms, oral dams and mouth guards'
8:53 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): hmm, so the annoucer must be the only living person of being halefucked
8:53 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): or rather,lived through it
8:53 PM - Rebbacus: "don't ever stick a penis in a koala, like that disturbed fellow Wallace down the road"
8:54 PM - SparkyBombs: Oh man how dirty
8:54 PM - SOLID GOLD CUPCAKES: After surviving a Halefucking, she can probably do anything.
8:54 PM - Ashsflames: http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1301017170763.jpg
8:54 PM - SparkyBombs: Do foreigners even know how dirty koalas are?
8:54 PM - SparkyBombs: Like really?
8:54 PM - Flei: koallan dont exists
8:54 PM - Rebbacus: if pualing took up hale's offer of steak and sex
8:54 PM - Rebbacus: helen would need to find a new assistant
8:54 PM - Flei: autralia don't exists
8:54 PM - Rebbacus: or if pauling lived
8:55 PM - Flei: it is a legend
8:55 PM - SparkyBombs: Furei what are you saying
8:55 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): what if fucking someone in the hale line is like a test of sorts
8:55 PM - Flei: you are a ilusion sparky
8:55 PM - SparkyBombs: Don't make me come over there and make love to you
8:55 PM - Flei: :O
8:55 PM - Rebbacus: she'd live to be old too
8:55 PM - SOLID GOLD CUPCAKES: Well, then she'd be next in line for the announcer's job, wouldn't she.
8:55 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): SEXTON HALE HEADCANON/FANON CHAT
8:55 PM - Rebbacus: perhaps
but i kinda also figured it's a family posistion
8:55 PM - SparkyBombs: Rooting a Hale is like slaying a dragon
8:56 PM - Flei: lol
8:56 PM - TINFOIL BEANI(E): maybe pauling is like a neice or something?
8:57 PM - Rebbacus: yeah, and her hair is in some kind of chignon
8:57 PM - Rebbacus: i wanna be able to pull it off
8:57 PM - Rebbacus: but i cannot my own hair
8:58 PM - SparkyBombs: hair, what
8:58 PM - SparkyBombs: we're talking about brutal sex
8:59 PM - Flei: lets talk about food
8:59 PM - Flei: because is the top subject here
8:59 PM - SparkyBombs: okay, I'll make a sandwich
8:59 PM - Flei: yeah go to the kicken
8:59 PM - SparkyBombs: and pancakes
8:59 PM - Flei: and make me a sandwich
8:59 PM - Flei: WOMAN
8:59 PM - Ashsflames: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005587 Clubs Deuce is adorable
8:59 PM - Ashsflames: :3
8:59 PM - SparkyBombs: You wanna come over here and say that to my Australian face
9:00 PM - Flei: I DO
9:00 PM - Flei: yay free trip to australia
9:00 PM - Flei: \o/

11:13 - [#e]DER HUMPINK: http://www.eis.de/shop/product.phtml?catid=ES-DILDOS&subcatid=ES-DILDOS-GLAS&prodanz=40&order=top&productid=44478-910960DI&site=5&refill_schwarz=&refi
ll_farbe=&shopid=&lng=de_DE&prodanz=40
11:13 - [#e]DER HUMPINK: Rainbow dildo
11:14 - Sparky: Scout is traumatised forever.
11:14 - [#e]DER HUMPINK: When he was little
11:14 - [#e]DER HUMPINK: He caught Scoutma using a rainbow dildo
11:14 - [#e]DER HUMPINK: It explains everything.

9:33 PM - Novichok: there's a pub near me called Lebowski's
9:33 PM - Stereo: oh man
9:33 PM - Novichok: white russians motherfucker
9:34 PM - Novichok: a whole book full of them
9:34 PM - Novichok: named after characters
9:34 PM - Stereo: there used to be a stage show of Lebowski downtown that was audience interactive and stuff
9:34 PM - Novichok: and down the road is a michael caine pub, wtf?
9:34 PM - Stereo: and i believe every 4/20 the Red Vic theater plays The Big Lebowski and everyone gets stoned in the theater.
9:34 PM - Sparky: ...as opposed to... black russians?
9:34 PM - Stereo: :|
9:34 PM - Novichok: black russians are pretty good :|
9:35 PM - Sparky: :|
9:35 PM - Sparky: okay then :|
9:35 PM - Novichok: :| fine then
9:35 PM - Sparky: rightio. :|
9:35 PM - Novichok: STOP IT
9:35 PM - Stereo: SHUT UP DONNY :|
9:35 PM - Sparky: ...
9:35 PM - Sparky: ... :|

04:39 - Flei: http://necrophilia.y-gallery.net/view/784555/
04:39 - Flei: lol
04:40 - Flei: >sniper's face
04:40 - [#e]Perrydotto: Sniper is the only one not repulsed
04:40 - [#e]Perrydotto: Figures.
04:40 - Gunnery sgt. Hartman: WHAT DID THEY SEE?
04:40 - [#e]Perrydotto: 2girls1cup
04:40 - Gunnery sgt. Hartman: omfg
04:40 - Sparky: Of course, Sniper would love that shit

12:22 PM - Ashsflames: As Spy, I troll people by waiting til the right time to stab them
12:22 PM - Ashsflames: :3c
12:22 PM - Flei: lol
12:22 PM - Panjandrum: stab stab stab
12:23 PM - Sparky: That's not trolling, that's the correct way to play Spy
12:23 PM - Flei: ashe is a spyper
12:23 PM - Ashsflames: WHAT'S THAT SNIPER, YOU'VE JUST CHARGED UP YOUR SHOT TO FULL?
12:23 PM - Ashsflames le stab
12:23 PM - Sparky: ...
12:23 PM - Sparky: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

TODAY ON THE CIRCLEJERK: TEXAN DIRTYTALK

17:26 - Perrydotto: PFFFF
17:26 - Perrydotto: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MAH BUTT
17:26 - Perrydotto laughs
17:27 - Sparky: It is GODDAMN HILARIOUS
17:27 - Perrydotto: Seriously WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY
17:27 - Perrydotto: MY VOCABULARY ONLY HAS SO MUCH VARIETY WHEN IT COMES TO RECTUMS
17:27 - Sparky: SAY 'MY BUTT' OR 'MAH ASS' OR SOMETHING
17:27 - Sparky: ANYTHING
17:27 - Perrydotto: PFFFFF
17:27 - Sparky: OTHER THAN MAH BUTT
17:27 - Perrydotto: DO YOU REALLY THINK "MAH ASS" SOUNDS LESS HILARIOUSLY
17:27 - Perrydotto: -ly
17:28 - Sparky: ....ACTUALLY NO NOT REALLY
17:28 - Perrydotto imagines Engie saying "MAH ASS"
17:28 - Perrydotto snickers
17:28 - Sparky: MAW AYUSS
17:28 - Perrydotto: PFFFFFFFFF
17:28 - Perrydotto laughs
17:28 - Sparky snorts IRL

17:31 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: SPARKY
17:31 - Sparky: MAW AYUSS.
17:32 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: MAW AYUSS
17:32 - Perrydotto: MAW AYUSS
17:32 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: YISS
17:32 - Sparky: MAW /AYUSS/
17:32 - Sparky loves on Eximplode's AYUSS
17:32 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: /MAW/ AYUSS
17:32 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: o_o
17:32 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: THAT'S MAW AYUSS YER TALKIN BOUT SON
17:32 - Perrydotto bursts out laughing
17:33 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE CANNOT TEXAN
17:33 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Sorry chat.
17:33 - Perrydotto: I BUILT THAT.
17:33 - Sparky falls on floor, dies from a busted gut
17:33 - TINFOIL BEANI(E): oh dear
17:34 - Perrydotto: And this happens if you try to write dirty talk in Texan.
17:34 - Perrydotto: It will sound incredibly hilarious.
17:34 - Perrydotto: And not hot in the slightest.
17:35 - Perrydotto will not stop thinking about MAW AYUSS today
17:35 - Sparky: It's ok, Perry. We forgive you.
17:35 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: BOY, I KNOW MAW AYUSS FROM THE INSIDE AN' OUT AND LET ME TELL YA, YOU DID /NOT/ BUILD THAT
17:35 - Sparky: trollface.jpeg
17:35 - Perrydotto laughs again
17:35 - Perrydotto: OH COMMIE
17:35 - Perrydotto: OH U.
17:35 - Sparky: OH /GOD/
17:35 - Perrydotto: >Go to Hipstr ask box
17:36 - Perrydotto: >"WHAT IN SAM HILL IS WRONG WITH MAW AYUSS (PARDNER)???"
17:36 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE awful texan y/n
17:36 - Perrydotto: PFFFFFFFFF
17:36 - ATF_Eximplode // <3 is dying
17:36 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: IT'S YOUR FAULT PERRY
17:36 - Sparky: I think I'm having the laughing equivalent to an orgasm or something.
17:36 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: YOURS AND SPARKY'S
17:36 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: I AM DEAD
17:36 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: YOU HAVE KILLED ME
17:36 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY
17:36 - Perrydotto: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BREATHE ANYMORE.
17:36 - Sparky: MY WORK IS DONE.
17:37 - Sparky rides off into the sunset... on an AYUSS
17:37 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: MEANWHILE, COMMIE GETS IDEAS
17:37 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: Hold on Sparky
17:37 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: Hold on
17:37 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: SON, IMMA BEAT YOU LIKE A RENTED AYUSS
17:37 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: I have to show you this thing now
17:38 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: IMMA BEAT /YOUR/ AYUSS, SPARKY
17:38 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: http://sexyblackbox.net/$$THUMB$$/images/images/assboat.jpg
17:38 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: So you ride off on one of these
17:38 - Sparky clicks
17:38 - Perrydotto: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
17:38 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: An ASSBOAT.
17:38 - Sparky: ...YES. /YES/.
17:38 - Perrydotto is going to suffocate at this rate
17:38 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: oh LOL
17:38 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: I GOT ANOTHER PICTURE
17:38 - Perrydotto: I NOW IMAGINE ENGIE RIDING ON THIS INTO THE SUNSET
17:38 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: LET ME UPLOAD IT REAL QUICK
17:39 - Perrydotto: THE FACT THAT I'M LISTENING TO JOHNNY CASH DOES NOT HELP
17:39 - Sparky: OH GOD OH GOD OH /GOD/
17:39 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: http://i51.tinypic.com/33lgfax.jpg
17:39 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: BEHOLD
17:39 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: OH GOD BEST MUSIC
17:39 - Perrydotto: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
17:40 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: THAT'S A REAL AMERICAN ASS RIGHT THERE
17:40 - Serpente915: wtf the
17:40 - Perrydotto: THE IMAGERY IS PERFECT
17:40 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: THAT'S ENGINEER'S AYUSS
17:40 - Perrydotto: ENGIE AND SOLDIER RIDE INTO THE SUNSET ON THIS AMERICAN AYUSS.
17:40 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: NO WONDER SOLLY WANTS TO FUCK HIM
17:40 - Perrydotto: MOST ROMANTIC SHIT.
17:40 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: HIIIIIIGHWAAAAAY TOOOOO THEEE DANGERZONE
17:40 - ATF_Eximplode // <3: IT'S THEIR SONG
17:40 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: HIS AYUSS IS AS AMERICAN AS AMERICUH HERSELF
17:40 - Perrydotto: MY MOUTH HURTS
17:41 - Perrydotto has Ghostriders in the Sky on repeat

Sparky entered chat.
12:28 AM - Sparky: I hate it when there's a boner in my teeth
12:28 AM - Sparky: ...
12:28 AM - Sparky: *bone

1:26 AM - Sparky: Nice.
1:26 AM - Ashsflames: That's how mine goes :V
1:26 AM - Ashsflames: Ashe!QFAGGOTxhU
1:26 AM - Sparky: <3
1:26 AM - Ashsflames: I want to get a better one because the Q bothers me
1:26 AM - Ashsflames: But I just can't be arsed to run my cracker forever trying to find another good FAGGOT
1:26 AM - Ashsflames: :V

1:44 - Sparky: FUCK I JUST GOT MY CYCLE BRB
01:44 - Flei: :|
01:45 - Flei: lol
01:45 - Mintscream: SPARKY, WE STARTED ON THE SAME DAY. WAT.
01:45 - Perrydotto: I started mine too today
01:45 - Perrydotto: HIVEOVARIES
01:45 - Mintscream: :O
01:45 - Flei: brb
01:45 - Perrydotto: Furei got his too, apparently.
01:47 - Kuzzka: Oh god, don't remind my body...
01:47 - Mintscream: Hahaha
01:47 - Perrydotto: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE HIVEOVARIES


01:49 - Applecup: hormons travel through the internet now?
01:49 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Apparently
01:49 - Kuzzka: Just like everything else
01:49 - Sparky: Apparently, yes.
01:49 - Applecup: oh fuck
01:49 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: ....Can sex travel through it?
01:49 - Sparky: ...oh, shit.
01:49 - Perrydotto: Virusses travel through the internet
01:49 - Kuzzka: the possibilities....
01:49 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: ...It should if hormones can.
01:49 - Perrydotto: So it makes sense.
01:49 - Mintscream: I'm told it can.
01:49 - Applecup: >cybersex
01:49 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: INTERNET MADE ME PREGNANT
01:49 - Serpente915: WHAT?
01:50 - Kuzzka: Dun dun DUN
01:50 - Sparky: HOW IS BABBY FORMD, HOW GIRL GET PRAGNET
01:50 - Rebbacus: PORN MADE ME PREGNANY AND THE BABY CAME OUT BLACK
01:50 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: NEWS AT ELEVEN
01:50 - Serpente915: I come from it was believed that only kissing you become pregnant
01:50 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: THEN WHO WAS PHONE

>>4966
I don't have ovairus, I gone to the bathroom drop a...

>>4966
Seen that happen with people who live/work together a lot, but not over the internet! I blame tf2chan's porn. Btw, don't talk to me, I don't want mine 3 weeks early!

MaxOfS2D: that's why there are two pillows.
MaxOfS2D: OR THREE.
MaxOfS2D: three is on nights I feel like sacrificing my neck.
MaxOfS2D: for comfort.
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: How do you even have space for three pillows.
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Oh
MaxOfS2D: that's sort of paradoxal in a way
Sparky: Pfff we went from sex to pillows
MaxOfS2D: Alright let me switch back
Perrydotto: Commie needs two pillows?
Perrydotto notes
MaxOfS2D: I LIKE WOMANLY PILLOWS
MaxOfS2D: IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN
MaxOfS2D twitches his eyebrows up and down and up and down
Rebbacus: wat
MaxOfS2D: pillows
MaxOfS2D: boobs
MaxOfS2D derps
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Aww, but I can bring my owns
Perrydotto: I thought you meant those otaku pillows
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Oooh.
Perrydotto: With girls on them
MaxOfS2D: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MaxOfS2D: oh god
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: I thought you meant you like to hump them.
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Hahaha
MaxOfS2D: I once tried to hump a pillow.
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Also sex-related
MaxOfS2D: It was awkward.
MaxOfS2D quickly tries to switch attention away from this fact by pointing out that he can't stop listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn3ypEQDdlY
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Man, I can see that.
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: That it was awkward, I mean.
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Not you humping a pillow
Sparky: I know what you look like, Max. And imagining you humping a pillow
Sparky: in your Fronch accont
Sparky: is hilarious
MaxOfS2D: HON :hump: HON :hump: HON :hump:
Rebbacus: pretty much
MaxOfS2D: >:U
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Pfff
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Can you hump pillows in a French way, by the way

LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Or in a nationalistic way overall?
MaxOfS2D: 01:52 - MaxOfS2D: HON :hump: HON :hump: HON :hump:
Perrydotto: PFFFFFFFF
Perrydotto laughs her ass off
LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Yeah, but HUMP. Not just chuckling or moaning or whatever it would be,
Sparky: He would stick his butt out a lot

Flei: http://tf2chan.net/dis/src/130486337120.jpg
Sparky: .......what on earth is wrong with Demo's dick
Flei: imploded
Turret: People... actually use these skins?
Flei: I do sometimes
Flei: thi was an special ocasion
Flei: this*
Turret: I need to have a little lay down
Sparky pets Turret
Flei: this means sleep or sex?
Turret: Hopefully just sleep
Turret: Unless someone sneaks up on me :I
Sparky looks around shiftily
Sparky: I won't sneak up on you Turret.
Sparky: And I won't steal your wallet afterwards
Turret: ಠ_ಠ
Turret locks door.

Sparky: >mfw everything I read is now in Wheatley's voice
Glue the Grue entered chat.
Glue the Grue: bluh bluh
Glue the Grue: wassup yous
Turret: GLUE STOP SOUNDING LIKE WHEATLEY
Turret: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S IN MY HEAD
Turret left chat.
Ashsflames: huge bitch
Ashsflames slowpoke
Mintscream: lol
Mintscream: Pffft
Turret entered chat.
Turret: Hi guys~
Perrydotto: Ahoy Turret
Mintscream: Hey again, Turret
Ashsflames BEEP BEEP
Perrydotto: Are you still there?

...


Turret: http://www.amazon.com/Live-Huge-Penis-Richard-Jacob/dp/1594743061
Turret: "Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG)..."
Turret: Shit fuck I lol'd too hard
Turret: What am I, 12
Turret: "Having the girth of a large shampoo bottle is allegedly a blessing... as long as you're not the one with the "gift". Guys think they want one. Women think they want it given to them. However, my psyche is scarred (and confused) from the howls I've heard after I drop trou. Are they scared? Turned on? Is there a monster behind me? No. The monster has always been in my pants. Only now, after reading this wonderful book have I been able to make peace with my piece. "
Turret: these are the best customer reviews ever
Perrydotto: LOL
Perrydotto: Peace with my piece.
Sparky: Oh, man.
Sparky: >mfw I am STILL reading everything in Wheatley's voice
Sparky: Traumatised forever.
L(e)gion: Stupid aderpable personality Sphere.
L(e)gion: WE WANT A PLUSH,VALVE
L(e)gion: WE WILL GIVE YOU OUR FOOD MONEY,TAKE IT,WE JUST WANT A PLUSH
Perrydotto: There is a plush
Turret: I want a Wheatley vibrator.
L(e)gion: ...
Sparky: ...
Turret: ...
Turret: I guess this is where I leave again.
Turret left chat.

(captcha: pagohh. Aaaargh)

Perrydotto: From the /afanart/ request thread
Flei: thinking that they are apples and bear
Perrydotto: "Go on.

I dare you."
Perrydotto: http://tf2chan.net/afanart/src/130515891642.jpg
ATF_Eximplode // <3: It starts out normal, then there's a BASS DROP and the tetris theme starts and it's interspersed with him yelling FUCK
Perrydotto: 8|
ATF_Eximplode // <3: It was the greatest thing I ever heard.
Kiyi | Tentacrab: oh jesus what
ATF_Eximplode // <3: Also what.
Sparky: http://media.Hipstr.com/Hipstr_lkw2rda7Cp1qhietd.png
Flei: what I get
Flei: if I do that perry?
Perrydotto: First thing that came to mind
Perrydotto: "LAST ONE THERE IS A PENIS PUMP"
ATF_Eximplode // <3: PFFFFFFF
Sparky: AHAHAHAH
Sparky: PERRY, GOD
ATF_Eximplode // <3: /YES/
Kiyi | Tentacrab: LMAO
ATF_Eximplode // <3: /YES/

>>5313
Oh god, nearly everything I read is in Wheatley's voice now, too. Also, I can't stop having Portal and Portal 2 dreams.

If I play Portal 2 anymore, I might even get in the habit of thinking I can portal to places in real life, and be disappointed when I realize I don't really have the Portal gun. It'll be just like when I first played TF2 and became addicted to it, and thought I heard sentries and got this weird urge to backstab people when their backs were facing me...that I thankfully never acted on. ._.

>>5335
Also, if Turret wants a Wheatley vibrator, he might really like this hilarious fanfic I found.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6971405/1/Good_Vibrations

Just before a game of l4D2 with Perry, Mama and Madi, this little exchange happened. I like to think I made some new friends that day.

Donny: TITS
Mama Spacu: TITZ
Donny: I now pronounce you TITS man and TITS wife.
Donny: You may TITS the TITS!
Mama Spacu: *Swoon* Oh Tits
Donny: *Catches with TITS*
Mama Spacu: *Looks at....with TITS*
Donny: TITS me you fool...
Mama Spacu: Im gonna TITS you so hard.
Donny: You really are the best TITSER!

01:39 - MaxOfS2D: http://www.terracraft.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/creeper1.jpg
01:40 - Rebbacus: and the lady's vag is still in one piece, or did it get exploded?

9:34 PM - Rebbacus: hot a what baabhabhiat
9:35 PM - Giggles: Who what in the here but then I am not sure when this happened
9:36 PM - Rainbow d'Ashe: I would but I would with the hook in the shoe of the hat but when it was decided to not go with the paper when the bitch said I know I said yes she was like bottled water in a cash reciept made of horse's tooth and I was like wat should not be the accident of yourself?

Ashsflames: http://randomflyingpigeons.Sparkledog Central.com/art/Halo-3-Jackal-Cosplay-164291640 Now that is awesome.
Sarge Crank entered chat.
Sparky: oohhhhh fuckin' sweet
Ashsflames: SARGE LOOK AWAY
Ashsflames: SPARKY'S NOT DECENT
Sparky: wh-
Sparky: AAAAAAASHE

06:14 - Giggles: Sofa is warm. I like sofa.
06:15 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Like like, or /like/ like?
06:15 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Is it a warm sofa, or a hot sofa?
06:15 - Banimal: Hot about a sofa that is also a hot tub?
06:16 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: I bet Demo would have humped a sofa sometime in the past
06:16 - Giggles: Like like I'm going to plow this sofa for everything it's worth and stay with it 'til long past the sunrise
06:16 - Giggles: He's only done it a few times.
06:16 - Banimal: I think I'd like a water couch. Like a water bed, except a couch.
06:16 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: I see what you did there
06:16 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Jiggly.
06:17 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: And only once while other people looked on.
06:17 - Giggles: But once, Medic walked in, and shot him a look like it was the worst thing he'd ever seen.
06:17 - Giggles: The next day
06:17 - Giggles: the sofa was gone.
06:17 - Banimal: You'd have to turn the pillows over at the very least
06:17 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: And Demo refused to let people into his room after that incident.
06:17 - Giggles: And that's one of the many tales of the team's couch.
06:18 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: There were quite a few white stains on the pillows of that sofa that had been unexplainable up until that point.
06:18 - Novichok: one day i will do that cosplay
06:18 - Novichok: one day
06:18 - Novichok: .. :[
06:18 - Giggles: Suspiciously, there was a new couch, complimented by a horrible off-white cover, in the infirmary.
06:19 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: That poor couch's been through more than enough to traumatize even the hardiest tough guy.
06:19 - Giggles nods.
06:20 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: But Medic never let Demoman use that one, did he?
06:20 - Banimal: The couch does show up a lot in fanfiction
06:20 - Giggles: There's a couch that is just /there/ in the imaginary 2fort lounge
06:20 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: It does, yes.
06:21 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: I bet it's linked to the respawn system, too.
06:21 - Giggles: I see it being the team color, a faded fabric. Ugly piece of work
06:21 - Giggles: skin cells that accumulated on the couch are used for clone-based respawn tech.
06:21 - Banimal: It is denied the sweet oblivion of death
06:21 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: So every time it's destroyed by fire or explosives or good old-fashioned tearing-apart it comes back.
06:21 - Giggles: Or, the sofa that never dies.
06:22 - Giggles: And it can never forget
06:22 - Giggles: IT CAN NEVER FORGET THE THINGS IT HAS SEEN
06:22 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: And never forgive.
06:22 - Giggles: Felt?
06:22 - Giggles: What senses would a couch have?
06:22 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: touch, definitely.
06:22 - Banimal: It has a sense for butts I guess
06:23 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Think what hatred it would host of those heavy, sweaty asses it's been forced to support.
06:23 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Smell, too.
06:23 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Nothing like the stench of sweat and blood day after day to drive you crazy.
06:23 - Giggles: I'm sure it's put up with a fair amount of blood, bile and other bodily fluids over the years
06:24 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Probably every kind of bodily fluid there is.
06:24 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: So much vomit.
06:24 - Banimal: And the cretins who rest their smelly feet on the upholstery
06:25 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: There's a lot of moldy crumbs and popcorn hidden behind its pillows as well.
06:25 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: That would be about everyone.
06:25 - Rebbacus: what did i come back to
06:25 - Rebbacus: dirty couch humping
06:26 - Giggles: Meet the Team's Couch
06:26 - Banimal: If you want to play it safe, put a plastic cover on before the humping
06:27 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Oh, and that fucking Spy, who insists to butt his cigarettes on the arms.
06:27 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: You never know what you might catch from it.
06:27 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Meet the Team's STDs
06:27 - Giggles: They tried to clean it once, bringing the pillows outside and beating the dusk out of their stuffing, and though it was a torturous experience, the sofa was glad to be rid of many of the crumbs, mites, and fungi nestled between its fibers.
06:27 - CAK(E)MAKAN GAM(E)Z: heh
06:27 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: I bet every single one has humped it sometime in the past.
06:28 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Even Medic. And Engineer. And Heavy.
06:28 - Giggles: dust*
06:28 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: EVERYONE.
06:28 - Giggles: Even Pyro?
06:28 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: YES.
06:28 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: EVEN HIR.
06:28 - Banimal: It was never the same after Heavy had his way with it
06:28 - Giggles: Tore it a new buttonhole, he did.
06:28 - CAK(E)MAKAN GAM(E)Z: oh my
06:29 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: It was never the same after /anyone/ had their way with it.
06:29 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: ...Though to date he's been the only one to accomplish that.
06:29 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: So that is truly something out of the ordinary.
06:30 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Giggles: Was the cleaning primarlly a torturous experience for the team, for for the couch?
06:30 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Or rather, who suffered the most?
06:31 - Ashsflames: fuck yo couch
06:31 - Ashsflames: I'll bet it likes to crossdress as a sofa
06:31 - Giggles: I feel the couch suffered through the beating
06:31 - Giggles: but was well rewarded.
06:31 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Once it loved to crossdress as a loveseat.
06:31 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Once.
06:31 - Ashsflames: does the couch have any sisters
06:32 - Giggles: The cleaning left the team disappointed, as their favorite buttgrooves were lost.
06:32 - Banimal: I think it has a secret fetish for rocking chairs
06:32 - CAK(E)MAKAN GAM(E)Z: Why are we talking about couchfucking?
06:32 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: It learned to never do it again after the first humping.
06:32 - Ashsflames: Because Meet the Couch
06:34 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Who was the first to hump it after the cleaning? Who was the first to renew its sense of shame and dirtiness it had hoped to finally be cleansed of?
06:34 - Banimal: There's nothing like the allure of a fresh cotton scented couch
06:35 - Giggles: Unable to resist its soft cushions, the Sniper was teh first to defile it after its cleaning.
06:37 - Banimal: I'd love to lose my remote down that crack
06:37 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: His hoarse, desperate moans were enough to rouse the attention of Scout and the eternal scorn of the team.
06:38 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: They had made a silent pact to let the poor piece of furniture be after the cleansing, for cleansing was the right word.
06:40 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: It was not only the cleansing of filth accumulated over many months on a neglected couch, it was the cleansing of their sins. Of their shame.
06:41 - Giggles: But the Sniper - lost in his cushy, fabric-filled fantasy - forgot the trust of his teammates.
06:41 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: It represented a will to move on and improve, to leave behind their sinful, horrible pasts.
06:42 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: But through one sorry act Sniper doomed them all to fall back to their lifestyles of hedonism and debauchery.
Novichok left chat.
06:42 - LESBIAN ☭COMMUNIST☭ ZOMBIE: Of.... couch-humping.
06:43 - Giggles claps.
06:43 - Giggles: Now all we need is some fanart
You fags know what to do.

Doctor Hydra: NOW I HAVE THE CURE FOR LEGITIS
Doctor Hydra: I MUST FIND A CURE FOR GAY
Banimal: You need to read out the errors the way they are too
Flei: your ass is the cure for the gay
Banimal: That happens in the Circlejerk Chronicals Part 2

Talking about the fetish meme KGB drew.

10:02 - Perrydotto: Also, SOLDIER HAS THE MOST PATRIOTIC ORGASMS EVER
10:03 - Shandrydan: Even the letters are in the flag's colours
10:03 - Perrydotto: YES.
10:03 - Perrydotto: Even while climaxing, he's 100% American.
10:04 - Perrydotto: I bet his sperm knows the American anthem.
10:04 - Shandrydan: hahaha
10:04 - Perrydotto: And swims in formation to the uterus
10:04 - Shandrydan: as it lands it reads out the words for it
10:04 - Perrydotto: YES.
10:05 - Perrydotto: Also his balls must look like training camps on the inside
10:05 - Perrydotto: Training sperms with drill sergeants.
10:05 - Perrydotto: So they can later form the MOST PATRIOTIC CUM KNOWN TO MAN
10:06 - Shandrydan: Oh shit
10:06 - Perrydotto: His cum is outlawed in Europe. ESPECIALLY in Poland.
10:06 - Perrydotto: It's reported to have killed at least two dozen men
10:07 - Shandrydan: by its sheer patriotism
10:07 - Perrydotto: Indeed.
10:07 - Perrydotto: Those pinko commie nazis couldn't take the raw American cum power.
10:08 - Shandrydan: CUM AT ME BRO
10:09 - Perrydotto: Engie got Soldier's cum into his eye once. Ever since, he has the Googly Gazer.

From top to bottom:

Swedish, Australian, German, French, Australian, Finnish.

12:42 AM - Oliver the Fail Spy: I wish
12:42 AM - Oliver the Fail Spy: I wish I had a Pyro plushie to hug
12:42 AM - Oliver the Fail Spy: and I'd call him mr sandman
12:42 AM - Oliver the Fail Spy: and he would puff away all my bad dreams
12:42 AM - Oliver the Fail Spy: and light a fire in my heart
12:42 AM - Oliver the Fail Spy: <3

>>6757
That filename made me want to listen to Daft Punk.

1:29 AM - Greenstor: Sparky, Australians know nothing of when they should go to the doctor
1:29 AM - Greenstor: trust us
1:29 AM - Invader Fluff: Just...if it starts to get worse, you might need to
1:29 AM - Sparky: klsdjlfs :U
1:30 AM - Greenstor: go
1:30 AM - Oh, Oper!: Australians also have every poisonous animal in the world
1:30 AM - Oh, Oper!: ever
1:30 AM - Greenstor: Yeah
1:30 AM - Sparky: Don't say 'Australians' referring to me when you're explaining that I'm dumb
1:30 AM - RACCOONS TOOK MY PENIS: Yes
1:31 AM - Sparky: Look, I've got it wrapped up good and tight
1:31 AM - Ashsflames: Every australian I've ever met
1:31 AM - Ashsflames: Has been
1:31 AM - Ashsflames: From australia
1:31 AM - Ashsflames shock
1:31 AM - Invader Fluff: Haha
1:31 AM - Greenstor: what
1:31 AM - Oh, Oper!: oh jesus christ ashe i just lost it
1:31 AM - Greenstor: haha
1:31 AM - Sparky: lol Ashe
1:31 AM - Ashsflames: :V
1:31 AM - Ashsflames: How's that for generalization
1:31 AM - Greenstor: Good job
1:31 AM - Greenstor: you just blew my mind

Friend: I love how Medic is leaning on Heavy.

Me: Spy is also leaning on Demoman :>

Friend: Yeah, but Spy leans on everything.

Me: Well... okay, I actually wont try to argue with that...

11:13 PM - Shandrydan: I'm going to bed now
11:13 PM - Crank: night shan :)
11:13 PM - Greenstor: ~night <3
11:13 PM - Shandrydan: Night!
11:14 PM - Greenstor: DONT LET THE BED BUGS BITE >:l
11:14 PM - Shandrydan: I HOPE NOT
11:14 PM - Greenstor: also when you sleep you end up eating 4 spiders
11:14 PM - Shandrydan: ewww
11:14 PM - Greenstor: they crawl in your mouth
11:14 PM - Greenstor: and then you swallow them
11:14 PM - Greenstor: Sleep tight
11:14 PM - Shandrydan: ..:v
11:14 PM - Greenstor: haha
11:15 PM - Shandrydan: Also Ashe I see you have a star now
11:16 PM - Greenstor: I wish I knew more disturbing things about stuff that happens as you sleep
11:16 PM - Giggles: Stupid fireworks in the background
11:16 PM - Giggles: Well, I crawl up from your basement and do naughty things
11:17 PM - Greenstor: As you sleep Shan
11:17 PM - Greenstor: I am watching you
11:17 PM - Greenstor: Ceiling Green
11:17 PM - Shandrydan: ..You're a bed bug?
11:17 PM - Greenstor: maybe...
11:18 PM - Greenstor: Also I know what you did last night :>
11:18 PM - Shandrydan: Not even I know that!
11:19 PM - Greenstor: EXACTLY
11:19 PM - Shandrydan: TELL ME
11:19 PM - Greenstor makes something up
11:19 PM - Greenstor: uhh
11:19 PM - Greenstor: It was terrible
11:19 PM - Shandrydan: nooooooo
11:20 PM - Greenstor: you don wanna know
11:20 PM - Shandrydan: -ooooo
11:21 PM - Greenstor: You will regret what you did last night for the rest of your life
11:21 PM - Shandrydan: I am confused how can I regret what I do not know
11:21 PM - Giggles: REGREEETTT
11:21 PM - Giggles makes spooky noises
11:21 PM - Shandrydan: Is it some kind of other self that-oh ok
11:21 PM - Shandrydan: o_o
11:22 PM - Greenstor: When you sleep
11:22 PM - Greenstor: the monsters come and fap next to you
11:23 PM - Shandrydan: Well, I am flattered.
11:23 PM - Greenstor: and then they rape you
11:23 PM - Shandrydan: I don't want that at all D:
11:23 PM - Greenstor: That's why you should go to sleep now Shan
11:24 PM - Greenstor: now that you know this
11:25 PM - Shandrydan: oh ok
11:25 PM - Greenstor: And dont forget
11:25 PM - Greenstor: that you get raped every night
11:25 PM - Giggles: almost done with my stupid sounds
11:25 PM - Greenstor: and tonight will be no different
11:26 PM - Giggles: She is violated by oxygen
11:26 PM - Giggles: OXYGEN FROM EVERY ANGLE
11:26 PM - Shandrydan: I DON'T REALLY LIKE THIS
11:26 PM - Shandrydan: BUT I AM TOO TIRED
11:26 PM - Greenstor: And Shan
11:27 PM - Greenstor: I pulled this up just for you
11:27 PM - Greenstor: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://scarletstarstudios.com/art/2005_pix/04.07.05_4.noahsdoll.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com
/2010/12/9/1797789/the-pac10-and-sex-and-the-city-two-great-tastes-that-taste-great&usg=__jVdI3p2B-oWqYHA_fq-CYcy9lyY=&h=317&w=400&sz=39&hl=en&start=0
&sig2=nWU16G8yeiz6QJ3HX9Hjhw&zoom=1&tbnid=uevFuTk8XCAYTM:&tbnh=109&tbnw=138&ei=eJISTprQMcW2twet-Lj6DQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcreepy%2Bdoll%26hl%3Den%26biw
%3D1024%26bih%3D638%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=127&vpy=216&dur=596&hovh=200&hovw=252&tx=133&ty=118&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0
11:27 PM - Shandrydan: EEHG
11:27 PM - Greenstor: And that watches you
11:27 PM - Shandrydan: Why black eyes? Or no eyes? That is not very practical
11:28 PM - Shandrydan: I am uncertain if it had no eyes or black eyes
11:28 PM - Greenstor: uhh
11:28 PM - Greenstor: stop thinking Shan
11:28 PM - Shandrydan: also my thoughts are jumbled and come out in a weird order
11:28 PM - Shandrydan: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
11:28 PM - Shandrydan: WHEN I'M TIRED
11:29 PM - Shandrydan: I am more tired in a caffeinated way and that is why I am typing much I think.
11:30 PM - Greenstor: huge ass link time
11:30 PM - Greenstor: shan
11:30 PM - Greenstor: this also watches you
11:30 PM - Shandrydan: nooooooo
11:30 PM - Greenstor: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.smilorama.com/img/weird/creepy_dolls/creepy_dolls16.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.smilorama.com/creepy-dolls
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ISTt7pIoGgtweDmaXfDQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcreepy%2Bdolls%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D638%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=707&vpy=362&dur=80
6&hovh=185&hovw=272&tx=110&ty=115&page=7&ndsp=14&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:86
11:30 PM - THE PRETTIEST CAT IN THE WORLD: okay i need to go sleep now good night
11:30 PM - Greenstor: Night
11:31 PM - Shandrydan: That looks like A baby taken by davy jones!
11:31 PM - Shandrydan: Ew!
THE PRETTIEST CAT IN THE WORLD disconnected.
11:31 PM - Greenstor: And it rapes you every night
11:31 PM - Greenstor: :u
11:31 PM - Shandrydan: WELL I AM GOI- BUT THAT IS WHAT E-
11:32 PM - Greenstor: ~night Shan <3
Crank disconnected.
11:32 PM - Shandrydan: I AM GOING NOW BEFORE I START TYPING OUT A STORY OR SOMETHING THAT I WILL REGRET
11:32 PM - Shandrydan: OKAY BYE
11:32 PM - Greenstor: bye
11:32 PM - Shandrydan: NIGHT
11:32 PM - Greenstor: Night
Shandrydan disconnected.

3:53 AM - MaxOfS2D the Graduate: so many sparky
3:53 AM - MaxOfS2D the Graduate: â—• â—¡ â—•
3:53 AM - Sparky (2): So who do you know who to shoot?
3:54 AM - MaxOfS2D the Graduate: avatar
Sparky has changed their name to Ashsflames.
3:55 AM - Sparky (2): Can you trust it, can you trust it....
3:55 AM - Ashsflames: I TRUST NONE OF THEM
Sparky was kicked by Ashsflames.
Sparky was kicked by Ashsflames.
Sparky was kicked by Ashsflames.
Ashsflames was kicked by Ashsflames.

>>7121
I... I don't even..

...I was asleep for this.

Mr.Wheatley: PERRY IS ONLINE
Novichok: ...o-okay
Sparky: OH SO SHE IS
Sparky: She's busty though
Shandrydan: ..
Shandrydan: Pfhahaha
Sparky: *busy
Sparky: GDAMNIT

2:44 PM - Fuzzy Tophat: Solly: how do ya open a soup can?
2:45 PM - Ashsflames: With two refined.
2:45 PM - Mister Solly Doe: By throwing it at you since it's a womans job to do cooking!
Mister Solly Doe was kicked by Ashsflames.
2:45 PM - Ashsflames: My answer was better.

<tire>YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CAKE EGGMAN
<Ashe>IT'S RIGHT THERE GOD DAMN ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND STOP SHOUTING
<tire>WHERES THE CAKE EGGMAN
<Ashe>IT'S RIGHT THERE JUST TAKE A SLICE YOU
<Ashe>YOU
<Ashe>DOUBLE NIGGERKILT
<tire>>:V

12:20 AM - Ashsflames: >That feel when the children of the next generation won't ever know what a vinyl is
12:20 AM - Ashsflames: >Or a walkman
12:20 AM - Crank: Or pluto.
12:20 AM - Kahtiihma: or snoopy
12:20 AM - Ashsflames: Nah, Pluto will still be a thing
12:21 AM - Ashsflames: It's just "scientifically" not a planet
12:21 AM - Shandrydan: Ashe is like 1000 years old
12:21 AM - Ashsflames: Even though it is in all of our hearts
12:21 AM - Mister Solly Doe grumbles
12:21 AM - Kahtiihma: ash
12:21 AM - Kahtiihma: what was it like
12:21 AM - Kahtiihma: at the beginning of time
12:21 AM - Ashsflames: Loud
12:21 AM - Ashsflames: :V
12:21 AM - Steve: Did you invent the wheel?
12:21 AM - Kahtiihma: well 8V
12:21 AM - Crank: Man, I can't wait to get to say to kids that "In my day, our GPUs had fixed-function pipelines, and shaders were the newest thing!"
12:21 AM - Shandrydan: I knew it!
12:21 AM - Ashsflames: They don't call it the big bang for nothing.
12:21 AM - Sparky: Oh hi Ashe
12:21 AM - Ashsflames: Also Noah kept a lot of animals
12:21 AM - Kahtiihma: funny since I was always one of the oldest, I think
12:22 AM - Ashsflames: It was loud there too
12:22 AM - Ashsflames accompanies both theories.
12:22 AM - Kahtiihma: unless you've attracted an older crowd of newfags
12:22 AM - Steve: and then he herded them onto a boat
12:22 AM - Crank: And beat the crap out of every single one of them.
12:22 AM - Ashsflames: No Crank, that was Sun Tzu
12:22 AM - Ashsflames: Noah mated with every single one.
12:22 AM - Crank: Oh...ew.
12:22 AM - Ashsflames: He was doing his duty, repopulating after everything else died.
12:22 AM - Ashsflames: A brave man.
12:23 AM - Ashsflames: There is also a reason noone hears of him after his story ends.
12:23 AM - Crank: Solly: I don't want kids either, we should totally hang out
12:23 AM - Ashsflames: He killed himself :c
12:23 AM - Shandrydan: Noooooooooooooooooooa
12:23 AM - Ashsflames: Also because nothing interesting happened between Noah and Jesus
12:24 AM - Ashsflames: Might as well just fast forward through all that.
12:24 AM - Shandrydan: Skip to the cool stuff
12:24 AM - Ashsflames: Now as for Gliese 581
12:24 AM - Ashsflames: That had a much better beginning
12:24 AM - Ashsflames: But I think I'll save that for another day.
12:24 AM - Shandrydan: Bye~
12:24 AM - Ashsflames: Good night~

Johan Fellner // RED Medic says:
*((I'm not gonna waste my time on poetry. Let's fuck.))
Rémy Artois: The cake is a Spy. says:
*((Okay.))
Johan Fellner // RED Medic says:
*((NO.))
           Joey Rizzo (I'm BLU, daba-dee GO FUCKING DIE)    says:
*((PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT))
Rémy Artois: The cake is a Spy. says:
*((HAHAHAHA.))
Pat, the Engineer you wish you were says:
*[Alright.]
Jeremy Phillips [RED Scout] says:
*((FFFF-))
Johan Fellner // RED Medic says:
*((I didn't mean it. I was just... the... uh, yeah.))
Pat, the Engineer you wish you were says:
*[Mad science, I can roll with that.]
           Joey Rizzo (I'm BLU, daba-dee GO FUCKING DIE)    says:
*You're the one that stole my hat, then tried to make a bunch of fuckin' excuses!
*((...... Heh. ))
Rémy Artois: The cake is a Spy. says:
*((Ride him like a rented mule.))
Pat, the Engineer you wish you were says:
*[I'll beat him like one too.]
*[What's the drop rate on those pants, baby?]
Johan Fellner // RED Medic says:
*((Ffffft...))
Rémy Artois: The cake is a Spy. says:
*(So very amused.)
Pat, the Engineer you wish you were says:
*[I've successfully seduced the Medic, That is his unbearably aroused sound effect.]
Johan Fellner // RED Medic says:
*((False.))
Rémy Artois: The cake is a Spy. says:
*((...pssh.))
Pat, the Engineer you wish you were says:
*[I'll take my trophy and congratulatory doughtnot after the sex.]

Not circlejerk but... yeah.

[02:46:26] donstheman: Oh yes better, but a lot more... emo-y.
[02:46:37] donstheman: She seems to be going through phases.
[02:46:45] TwoRefined: Nah.
[02:46:50] TwoRefined: Damien was an emo kid, too.
[02:47:05] TwoRefined: You might have missed it in the heap of shit called an introductory paragraph.
[02:47:39] donstheman: I really couldn't tell, he was gettin his hole jellyed so much I was unsure if he would ever stop smiling.
[02:47:54] TwoRefined: MMM U JELLY MY HOLE SO GUUUD
[02:48:24] TwoRefined: I LIKE IT WHEN YOU TOUCH ME IN A SEXUAL WAY ON MY PENIS AND I GET AROUSED BECAUSE IT FELS RELLY GUD
[02:48:52] TwoRefined: *is cracking up*
[02:49:05] donstheman: I AM NOW PENETRATING... WITH MY PENIS!
[02:49:14] TwoRefined: IN MY JELLY HOLE
[02:49:46] donstheman: ITS ALMOST LIKE MY JELLY DICK AND YOU'RE JELLY HOLE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!
[02:50:07] donstheman: (The "you're was intentional)
[02:50:14] TwoRefined: UNFUNFUNF
[02:50:16] TwoRefined: WE'RE DOING SEX
[02:50:23] TwoRefined: IT FEELS GOOD
[02:50:43] TwoRefined: AFTER TWO SECONDS OF THRUSTING, I HAVE TO SPLOOGE
[02:50:59] donstheman: OH NO! MY JELLY DICK IS ABOUT TO BECOME A YOGHURT COCK THANKS TO MY BATTER BALLS!
[02:51:25] donstheman: *SPLOSH SPLOSH SPLOSH SPLOSH*
[02:51:38] donstheman: MMMMMM VANILLA!
[02:52:12] TwoRefined: DESU-KUN KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[02:52:35] donstheman: BAKA! I NOW BASH WITH COMICAL OVER SIZED HAMMER!
[02:53:00] TwoRefined: DOH!
[02:53:04] TwoRefined: UGUUUUUU
[02:54:00] TwoRefined: But, seriously, though.
[02:54:07] TwoRefined: This is what I had to put up with.
[02:54:11] donstheman: No, never serious again.
[02:54:17] donstheman: I can't stop giggling.
[02:54:43] TwoRefined: I'm sorry, but I just can't sympathise with you. I would have manteared if I got to work with a story like yours instead of...
[02:54:48] TwoRefined: A story like... MIIIIIIINE
[02:55:50] donstheman: I spared you the love scenes between the amazonian queen, her husband... and her wolf.
[02:56:48] donstheman: But I have to admit, yours is riding pretty damn high in my "Shit I've seen man" list.

A little while ago I wrote an epic real-time chat fanfiction, based off anyone who came into the chat. I called it the Circlejerk Chronicals. If you spare the 30 minutes it takes to trawl through it, I both commend you and worry about you.

It's here:

http://banimals.Hipstr.com/post/8838212005/the-circlejerk-chronicals

(I'm sure the word filter caught that, but you know what website I mean.)

Friend's convo

Sniper Milk: Sniper Milk: Have you ever...
Sniper Milk: ...milked a sniper?
Cake. ♡ * is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Sniper Milk: It's not hard or anything
Sniper Milk: just different
Sniper Milk: You turn them over
Sniper Milk: in their idle scoped in stance
Sniper Milk: and you find the udders
Cake. ♡ *: whut?!
Cake. ♡ *: >:S
Cake. ♡ *: wrong chat broski
Sniper Milk: no
Sniper Milk: this is..
Sniper Milk: the right chat
Sniper Milk: you locate the sniper udders
Sniper Milk: around the jarate makers
Sniper Milk: and you squeeze them
Sniper Milk: soft at first...
Sniper Milk: then with increasing speed
Cake. ♡ *: lol
Cake. ♡ * is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Cake. ♡ *: you sir, are mad
Sniper Milk: a caressing hand motion
Sniper Milk: the sniepr should zoom out of his scope
Sniper Milk: and say
Sniper Milk: "WANK-"
Sniper Milk: and then he should eject sniper milk
Sniper Milk: all over your face
Cake. ♡ *: no thanks i alrdy lost mine
Cpn Crunch: whay
Cpn Crunch: the
Cpn Crunch: fuck

9:00 PM - Banimal: Right, I'm going to the basement now to find my mouse. Then I can do more 3D.
9:00 PM - Ashsflames dramatic eye narrow and camera zoom
9:00 PM - Ashsflames: THEIR GUARD IS DOWN
Banimal was kicked by Ashsflames.
9:01 PM - Ashsflames: >:V
9:01 PM - Giggles: You're the best at kicks
9:01 PM - Ashsflames: I know
9:01 PM - Giggles: Speaking of which
Giggles was kicked by Ashsflames.
9:01 PM - Ashsflames: Couldn't have said it better myself.

Saturday, September 24, 2011
1:58 PM - Kumori: I don't understand the MLP fandom.
2:00 PM - Ashe: >I don't understand fandom.
2:00 PM - Ashe: Fixed
2:00 PM - Cat Bountry: Heh.
2:01 PM - Kumori: :|
2:01 PM - Kumori: I don't understand Ashe.
...
2:21 PM - Kumori: I don't understand Kumori.
2:22 PM - Ashe: I don't understand understand
2:22 PM - Ashe: understand understand
2:22 PM - Ashe: understand understand
2:22 PM - Ashe: The concept of love
2:22 PM - Ashe UNH

3:22 AM - Sparky ಠ_ರೃ: lul
3:24 AM - Sparky ಠ_ರೃ: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/2/25/BoobyTrap.gif
3:25 AM - Banimal: I guess you could say
3:25 AM - Banimal puts on glasses
3:25 AM - Banimal: He's lactose intolerant
3:26 AM - Ashe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Banimal was kicked by Ashe.
Sparky ಠ_ರೃ was kicked by Ashe.

4:56 PM - Cat Bountry: My anal glands are superior.

10:27 PM - Ashe: http://img.lulz.net/src/4arms.png
10:27 PM - Ashe: :V
10:27 PM - Viivus: huh
10:29 PM - Caer: can anybody say prolapse
10:29 PM - Ashe: loprapse
10:29 PM - Ashe: ropelaps
10:29 PM - Caer: poreflaps
10:29 PM - Ashe: aplropes
10:30 PM - Ashe: Dammit
10:30 PM - Fluttershy Medic: espalpesois
10:30 PM - Ashe: I give up
10:30 PM - Fluttershy Medic: SHIT
10:30 PM - Caer: pspprlapaps
10:30 PM - Giggles Oak: You're terrible at this
10:30 PM - Fluttershy Medic: espalorp
10:30 PM - Giggles Oak: it's clearly aespolpap
10:30 PM - Fluttershy Medic: i got close, right?
10:30 PM - Fluttershy Medic: no no, it's fucking plorpadlas
10:30 PM - Caer: poopsiepoplar
10:31 PM - Fluttershy Medic: Poodlefuck

5:02 PM - MaxOfS2D: > as long as I have something to jerk off, ashe can go to hell
5:02 PM - REBBPUNZEL: but it's dirtyy
5:02 PM - MaxOfS2D: oh baby
5:03 PM - MaxOfS2D: excellent job google
5:03 PM - REBBPUNZEL: wha-
5:04 PM - MaxOfS2D: google doesn't know about my french idiots
5:04 PM - MaxOfS2D: *idioms
5:04 PM - MaxOfS2D: fuck

Also if anyone knows why Max is still constantly antagonistic to me, do tell. Is it just because he's French? :V

10:15 PM - F: it's time to show you RELEVANT FURRY PORN
10:15 PM - Ashe: pls no
10:15 PM - Ashe: pls
10:15 PM - Ashe: i surrendur *-*
10:16 PM - F: http://d.facdn.net/art/adjot/1314938115.adjot_buttlovers.png
10:16 PM - Ashe: Needs more vending machine
10:44 PM - F: http://sadpanda.us/images/706330-TNJQD3X.png
10:44 PM - Ashe: :D
10:45 PM - F: that was way too much effort for such a simple joke

Also we had just watched Criken videos