I dreamt that I chopped both of my legs off. I have no fucking idea what is up with that.

I mean, my dad just got minor knee surgery, so maybe legs are in my mind, but this was a seriously fucked up dream. Wasn't gory or anything, just 'la-di-da, choppin' off mah leg, do-dee-do'.

And I woke up feeling REALLY angry at my mom for some inexplicable reason. She had done literally nothing in the dream as far as I could see, nor in real life.

Subconscious, what the fuck up with you lately?

I had a dream the other night that I was measuring shrimp out to package up for Soldier, who, for some fucking reason, was at the fish market where I work.

I just kind of handed the package to him and said: "Wow, congratulations on your face." He got all mad because he thought I was being sarcastic, then told me I had nice shrimp and walked away.

Yep.

Not a dream, but a mental image of the Horseless Headless Horsemann being flirted with by a gaggle of Starbuck's employees. I guess I was thinking of the prevalence of Pumpkin Spice [insert product here] whenever October comes up.

Wait, if your gamer-tag shows you're a woman, then how come the main guy didn't know 4th player was a girl until the end?

>>13345
I think he meant that his wife's gamer tag was specifically female-sounding - you know, something like "Lady Suchandsuch" or "Miss Namegoeshere," or it could have been an outright female name. Dude obviously didn't state it publicly for privacy reasons (egh, imagine the trolling)

But since he assumed the other player was male until they spoke at the end, one would assume the stranger didn't have a particularly female-sounding gamer tag.

I'm just curious to know if the other player's silence and/or lack of female-sounding name was out of fear, or out of choice.

>>13339
NERD DUDES try to shift the blame onto "frat bros" in order to avoid anything that looks like it might be criticizing their own little pet "all-inclusive" nerd culture

there are plenty of FEMALE nerds talking about the problems in nerd culture, just a lot fewer men (not NO men, just... many fewer men)

  >>3441
AARGH
I want to like Adam Lambert (or, as my brother calls him, Amby Lamby) so much, I like the sound of his music, but I can't keep listening once the lyrics start. My brother played one of his songs, and not only did the first line end in "Ecksetera" (I don't know how to spell it when it isn't "et cetera"), but he rhymed the damn mispronounced abomination with "betterer".

I just. I can't.

Damn you, Amby Lamby.

In other news, Stephen Stills. Guh. That nervous beardy deliciousness. I would geek out on him. I have the capacity to geek.

WE NEED TO PLAY NOW, AND LOUD.

(Captcha knows what I'm about. "negagw")

Just gonna pop in here with some Dr. Chris Brown.

This business.

>>13194
coo! Nice Shell!
is this the one that had their shell flaking off at the store?

>>13196

Yep!

Weeks of scrubs, antibiotics, calcium supplements and dry-docking have really paid off.

The white bits are bone where the infection ate down to her spine, and they won't go away for years.

6 week old brown tabby I was able to bring home from work. She's so sweet.

>>12530
.....well posting the fucking picture to go with the bad joke is, i guess.

My friend said this pic was cute in a "seedy, low-class hotel room hooker" kind of way.

Like the filename says.

>>12694
Whole foods and exercise. Though you should probably talk to a actual nutritionist instead of the internet.

>>12695
I don't have the money, unfortunately.

>>12694
Use a calorie counter. I've used myfitnesspal. You input your height and weight and it tells you how many calories a day to eat in order to gain/lose weight