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11223 GB No. 11223 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Canine Semen Bank?

CV SENT.

http://www.insuranceclaims.co.uk/news/7-strangest-places-that-people-work/
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>> US No. 11225
To be honest I don't think that oyster job is a very odd job at all, but that's just my opinion. The corpse farm is awkward though.
>> CA No. 11232
I don't know what's worse about that picture, the fact that some one put undies on a dog, the fact that the panties are pulled to the side, or the fact that I noticed the panties were pulled to the side.
>> US No. 11502
>>11223
So what qualifications would you need to work at a canine semen bank? Just being willing to jerk off dogs?


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11376 DE No. 11376 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1uQsgeGK8s
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>>11379
>ekranoplan
>airplane
>> US No. 11401
  >ekranoplan
>> AU No. 11442
>>11401
fucking good game, that one


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11081 US No. 11081 hide watch quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Sixth feelings thread? Sixth feelings thread. You guys know what to do!
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>> GB No. 12010
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>>11972
Anon, no. You are beautiful.

Events with astronomical odds of occurring are occurring out there, like oxygen turning into gold. Millions upon millions of cells compete to create life, for generation after generation until, finally, your mother loves a man, and against unfathomable odds you are born. To distill so specific a form, from all that chaos. It's like turning air into gold. A miracle.

Every time you so much as speak to another person you are impacting a giant equation we call the universe by affecting that precise moment in their life. What you say might hurt them or offend them, but if they let that get them down that is nothing you can help in retrospect. The best thing to do is look forward. No matter what anyone does or says they can easily become a positive number in the grand equation by trying. It's never too late.

You're not a disgusting person. Hitler was a disgusting person. Until you kill at least one person, just chin up. Do your best. It's all the universe could ask of you.

(This is my personal justification for being a dick all the time and somehow I manage to get people to love me for it-- there's hope for you.)

--

...Uuh, my feels are... I'm incredibly pressured by my finals. I'm wondering, naturally, if I have what it takes to be an artist. I'm being hit hard with the reality that I chose a difficult, time-intensive, and creativity-dependant field and yet I know I'm much less cut out for anything else.

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>> US No. 12265
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I get really discouraged coming to the chan anymore because I want to post my work and get polite crits, but this isn't 2008-2009 anymore and I just see a lot of dickery being tossed around.

Picture related, it's something I wanted to get critted.

Hopefully, though, I get this job for the summer and I can take the time to look for another full time job.
>> US No. 12481
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After lots of IRL drama, I find myself wandering back here looking for old friends, or at least old draw buddies. It's very weird not having a community or niche to just casually go back into.
I've been trying to draw again and have been hoping to find a buddy, mentor, or hell anybody to just look at what I have and critique it. I haven't drawn in so long and I'm trying to get back into it, I really miss making things.

tl;dr so ronery ;;


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11270 AU No. 11270 Locked hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Do you want an answer to feeling lost, pain, always wanting more and never satisfied, alone or even suicide.

Just question it: If Gods real + you have a Soul and you die tomorrow, where do you think you'll go?

What is Love?- 1Corinthians13:4-7
Love is patient, love is kind, it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices in the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Christ Jesus is my savior I'm a Christian church life is fun, hope to see you in Heaven, Peace be with you & God Bless.

Please Read the newtestament, we are all ETERNAL beings, we all have a Soul + everyone has Sin, Sin can not enter Heaven.

Though Christ Jesus we can enter Heaven because he has taken our Sin through repentance(prayer) with God's Gift the Holy Spirit when the Christ Sacrificed him self for everyone not just Israel on the Cross.

NAMES OF GOD ALMIGHTY. - ANY OTHER NAMES ARE FROM THE FATHER OF LIES WHO IS THE DEVIL!
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>> CA No. 11271
>Do you want an answer to feeling lost, pain, always wanting more and never satisfied, alone or even suicide.

IMO god doesn't satisfy these things. If god is merciful like the Bible says than these wouldn't exist to begin with.

>>What is Love?- 1Corinthians13:4-7
Love is patient, love is kind, it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices in the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

It's kind of ironic that this is the verse you choose then later go on to boast of your Christianity and be proud to be a Christian.

>>Christ Jesus is my savior I'm a Christian church life is fun, hope to see you in Heaven, Peace be with you & God Bless.

Good for you, not everyone can or wants to believe what you do.

>>lease Read the newtestament, we are all ETERNAL beings, we all have a Soul + everyone has Sin, Sin can not enter Heaven.
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>> GB No. 11272
This is not going to stop me from reading gay porn.
>> US No. 11273
>>11270

Locking this thread due to trolling or troll bait. Hard to tell which, but God tells me that stopping this is the right thing to do.


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4581 No. 4581 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Alrighty, how do y'all feel about a dreams thread? Personally, I find it difficult to talk to people about my dreams, but I can't stop thinking about them until I've told someone about them in detail, which gets uncomfortable in cases such as the one outlined below.

It involved playing chess with a ghost. Then, after some guessing (the ghost was completely invisible and inaudible and the only reason I knew it was there was the movement of chess pieces) I figured it wanted to play draughts. Okay, ghostie. So I start setting up the checkers on the chessboard.

Meanwhile, an IRL friend is sitting behind me on the couch, his arm around me. This is not super unusual, as we have a history of aggressive lolflirting with a mutual understanding of NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. However, as I move forward to make the first move in the draughts game, he grabs my waist. I'm all yeah stop it I'm trying to play checkers with a ghost and then he's flipped me around to sorta straddle him. I protest. He tries to kiss me. I go aw hell naw. He continues fairly persistently trying to get his mouth on mine. I am starting to get pretty annoyed. Then he begins to undress me. At this point I start to serious freak. We're surrounded in-dream by a number of my other friends, I should point out. So he manages to get all of my clothes off and is actually trying to "stick it in and wiggle it about a bit" (as quoted from one of my favourite sketches) and I am freaking out A LOT and calling UH GUYS HELP? SERIOUSLY. THIS IS NOT A JOKE HELP NOW PLEASE DAMMIT YOU GUYS CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT SOMETHING IS VERY NOT RIGHT HERE.

I manage to pull away from him and start railing at my friends WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. THAT WAS RAPE. DO YOU IGNORE RAPE? WHAT. THE. FUCK. Still naked and crying, I run into the next room and try to call Boyfriend. He doesn't answer. So I make the next obvious step: I call the Doctor. I'm on the phone to a Time Lord (apparently he was in my address book), weeping and telling him I need help. He says he doesn't know who I am but he will be there ASAP to help.

I calm down a little at
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>> US No. 10096
>>10093
That would make a cool game.
>> US No. 11163
Copypasted from a steam chat.

[VGA Turbo] TwoRefined: So
[VGA Turbo] TwoRefined: I have to tell you about the fucked up dream I had last night.
Izzy: Yeah? :)
[VGA Turbo] TwoRefined: I was in my back yard, right.
[VGA Turbo] TwoRefined: And Justin Beiber comes up
Izzy: ....I AM A FAGGOT HUMP MY RUMP
[VGA Turbo] TwoRefined: and starts fucking a deer.
Izzy: WHAT
Izzy: Those crazy Canadians.
[VGA Turbo] TwoRefined: And I'm all, "OH SHIT
[VGA Turbo] TwoRefined: I GOTTA TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS I'LL BE FAMOUS"
Izzy: I AM A FAGGOT HUMP MY RUMP
[VGA Turbo] TwoRefined: sO i TOOK TWO BLURRY PICTURES WITH MY CELLPHONE WHILE HIDING IN MY CAR*
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>> CA No. 11164
>>11163
So much rump humping. So much.


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10008 US No. 10008 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Because hats were always funny and awesome even before the vidya, and because I know others here collect 'em.
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>> FI No. 10229
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HATS?
>> US No. 11100
Assuming Pyro isn't British, I kind of wondered why TF2 has no British class. And then I realized that British humour is essentially the tenth class- "hats are funny" is an onrunning gag in a lot of British shows.

Just look at Monty Python and a lot of Top Gear episodes.
>> US No. 11153
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11153
I got new hat that I have been wanting for 14 years.


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11119 US No. 11119 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Do you have a computer problem? We'll try to help! JUST DON'T DELETE SYSTEM 32 EVER. NO, SERIOUSLY, IT WILL FUCK YOU UP BAD.


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I don't know where else to turn!

Hey, guys - just your friendly Neighborhood Stout Shako here, and I have been having a ball-throbbingly hard time with Steam lately. Went to the FAQ site, and apparently, it's been silently terminating. That is, I click it, and nothing happens - not even an error message.

This happened a few days ago. I was trying to hook up my computer to the TV since the screen blew out. I was talking to Izzy on Steam Chat just fine at the time, when all of a sudden, I severely fucked up the resolution and my TV went black and I had basically no way of seeing anything. I panicked for a while and hit the "esc" button like a champ. Long story short, I got the TV working again, but Steam no longer works on my computer, and I have no idea if it's related.

I've already done Task manager, and Steam is not playing in the background. I have also contacted Steam Support, but that was DAYS ago, and I GOTTA HAVE MY NEXT HIT OF TF2, MAN. I'VE BEEN CRAVING IT LIKE CRAZY.

The closest thing I can get to an answer of what's wrong is the "blob" file names in the Steam operating folder. I've deleted them, renamed them, everything. To no avail. As soon as I hit the steam Icon, a little updating bar pops up, and even if I cancel it, another Blob filename pops up again, and once again, everything is rendered useless. I've let it continue uninterrupted before, and the result was the same.
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>> No. 11122
>>11121
Thank you, but I already have my TV hooked up to my computer and it works fine. The problem now is Steam. Just a question, but if I uninstall and reinstall Steam, you said I'd have to add all my friends and groups all over again? I really don't want to do that. Some groups I'm in are white-list only, and it was a BITCH to get through (took about 3 weeks of waiting time to get listed and all the privileges). Also, I've looked, and a lot of people who have had the same problem said uninstalling Steam didn't help the problem.

As for antivirus things, I have avast!, but it's never interfered with Steam before. Assuming it IS the antivirus software, how would I go about fixing the problem without leaving myself defenseless in the cold, harsh, internet landscape?
>> No. 11125
>>11122
>>11122

I don´t know if your antivirus is REALLY the problem. As i said maybe there is a other programm of yours who is suddendly playing bitchy on you. Or you have a virus which went through your antivir and now is troubeling you. (It happened to the best of PC´s.)

Just check here if one programm which you use here may be the problem.

https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=9828-SFLZ-9289

There are other free antivir programms out there who can help. On the steamsite they even have some links to such ones (and to ones who remove viruses).

To the deinstall/install thing. Asked again, no your account will still be in the steam maindata bank. It is just so your steam application is deleted from your pc, but your account still remains. I´m sorry for confusing you, but it just happened that it reminded me on a friend who has sometimes troubles with steam, too and we went through weird things already with his accounts.

The steam client was just recently updated. Maybe it was broken through the new update by you now?

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>> US No. 11133
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11133
Thanks for the support, guys! Steam is working again, and it's all thanks to y'all! I CAN FINALLY GET MY ROCKET-JUMPING FIX. ON A 47" TV. SO EXCITE.


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11071 US No. 11071 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
This is sad, and I'm a coldhearted bastard... so for me to feel anything... yeah.

http://youtu.be/qiCTh54VMPk
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>> US No. 11083
something doesn't sit right with me. one doesn't just get up and leave home with just a note unless:1.they are mentally ill
2.there is abuse in the house.
>> US No. 11087
>>11083
I'm going to have to agree with you there. When I googled the girl's name nothing in the news came up. It was simply going viral in social media websites. Seems to me like if my daughter went missing the first thing I would do would be to contact the proper authorities, not create a video with the background music being a song from the father's own band. It just seems super fishy that all these kids have been disappearing lately and the parents have "no idea" what happened to them. That's my two cents.
>> AU No. 11094
...And she has been found. She went missing 26th Dec, and was found 3rd Jan.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/missing/haleywilson.asp


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4195 No. 4195 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Saw Tangled, loved it.

Think Ellen McLain would be a good choice to play an evil witch/queen-type character someday. She's got the cackle for it.
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>> US No. 7928
saw Kung Fu Panda 2, reaction was mixed.
It's an awesome movie with fantastic action scenes, but I don't think they mixed the humor in too well. Dreamworks humor usually makes or breaks their movies for me, the first movie was wonderfully balanced but this one... seems a bit shaky.
Plus I strongly feel that the last fast scene could have gone more epically.
But aside from that, it made me laugh, nearly brought me to tears, and has left fuzzies in my heart, so I think it turned out okay in the end.
>> US No. 7953
Saw Super 8. Much better than expected.

Carey is Pyro's son, I'm convinced. Or he grows up to become Michael Bay.
>> US No. 11055
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11055
>>dat adventure
>>dat "kid's movie" that doesn't treat kids like they're stupid and has violence and shit
>>dat bromance
>>dat 1930's-40's aesthetic
>>best dog
>>dem special effects


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10951 US No. 10951 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Well, I simply cannot believe it. The New Year is creeping up on us like a voyeur at the window, and with it Christmas (or your winter holiday of choice).

What are y'all up to? Post your wishes, unfortunate family visits, and grumpy musings about the rampant conspicuous spending that goes on this time of year here.
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11023
>>11022
OH WATSON. YOU'RE THE LAZIEST MAN ON MARS.
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11032
>>11023
yeah, here I go, vrooom.
>> CA No. 11052
Seems my plans have been ruined, spent xmas in bed with a 24 hour flu, a hang over and my period all at once.


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