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9850 US No. 9850 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
The Shire has really gone to shit since meth took hold.

>Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster found dead in a badger den in Wales.

>DWARF porn star Percy Foster who was also Gordon Ramsay 's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloids The Sunday Sport & RadarOnline.com

>Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales.

>The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

>Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

>Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said "Percy was a little guy with big problems... He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

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>> No. 9879
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Ramsay had a dwarf porn double, who got eaten by badgers? What the actual flying fuck?
>> No. 9893
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>Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double
You lost me.
>> US No. 9902
When my friend told me about this, he called the dead guy "Gordon Ramsay's sex dwarf", and I thought that meant mr. Kitchen Nightmares had like a dwarf fetish or something. The actual story makes just as much sense as what I thought it was about.

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8584 US No. 8584 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
It's autosaged again. New thread, go.

To start it off, here's something strange I noticed about myself. I'm a girl and I haven't had sex before. I consider myself to be not all that sex-crazed for a hot-blooded young'un, and I don't even really masturbate since I was raised in a very religious household and all.

But it seems like I get RIDICULOUSLY horny sometimes for no reason. I might squeeze my thighs together or cross my legs in the middle of class, and suddenly, I'm just like... auuugh I want to get off right now! (I don't, thankfully.)

Also, when I do have time to myself, I've noticed that I can actually bring myself to the brink of an orgasm without even touching myself - just by watching smut or fantasizing. Is this normal? What causes it? Is it something my body developed to help deal with the fact that it's not getting any action, or just a product of a very vivid imagination? If I ever got a boyfriend, should this be something I try to hide from him? WHAT DO.
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>> US No. 9977
Aww, beat me to it. I was just about to link that video.

It's pretty damn interesting, though, all the stuff it covers. Really opens your eyes about sexuality and sexual preferences.

Guess all those internet trolls claiming liking shemales is gay need to apologize - straight men like them way more than gays do.
>> US No. 10011
YES I DO. I don't think it's anything sexual, I think it's just one of those weird connected nerve things? It's definitely not a sexual-tingly, it's just... a tingly. But I definitely notice it.
>> No. 10073
The XXX Stream

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9291 US No. 9291 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Usually when I play TF2 I'm completely fine: no headache, no sickness, nothing. However, very recently (about a week or so ago) I began becoming madly nauseous within the first twenty minutes of gameplay. The feeling gets worse as I keep playing and goes away when I stop. I've had TF2 for about a month now and have never experienced this with any other video game.
I am healthy other than these symptoms. Should I seek medical advice?
>> CA No. 9293
My mom gets like this with a lot of media.

To start I'd make sure you are hydrated, some times if your brain isn't moist enough it can make you dizzy.

If that doesn't work then get your eyes checked. Eye strain could also cause this shit and can be aggravated from staring at the screen to long. So maybe try playing only when you boot up and not more than an hour or so after and see if it helps at all.

Ginger is great for general nausea so if all else fails get some capsules of the stuff.
>> US No. 9329
Here's a couple general things that are perhaps worth checking out:

- monitor refresh rate; lower hertz causes a subtle flickering akin to bad florescent light bulbs, which may lead to headaches and nausea

- overhead lighting that's contantly in your eyes and/or is too bright

- try to have the monitor at your natural eye level

- stop and take note of how your entire body positions itself when you're deep into video gaming; is it possible that your posture could cause you pain over time?

Basic stuff, I know, but I've had to recently deal with my own gaming discomforts, and I've found dealing with these things helps.

Hope you feel better!

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8773 CA No. 8773 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Who's excited for the new series?

I sure as hell am
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Today, talked to total stranger about MY CABBAGES! that rumour. Pretty psyched.

Also, wow, I talked to a total stranger about cartoons... And yet it ended well instead of with said stranger backing slowly away.
>> US No. 9034
New episode of Thundercats was a little meh but not bad overall, good to see the Wiley siblings turn out to not actually be annoying after all. Also lol, Medic fish captain with a Scottish accent.
>> US No. 9227
Panthro is badass and Robin Atkin Downes' voice continues to do stupid sexy things to me when it really shouldn't.

I find it amusing that Thundera's power source is PINK AND GLITTERY.

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9205 No. 9205 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
I don't know if I'm allowed to do this, but our stream site is empty now and you all would be welcome to come hang out. Right now Martyrs appears to be playing. Other stuff to follow, with chat and everything. Thanks!!!!

url is stream.anicechan.org

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9042 US No. 9042 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Share the funny ones you find!
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>> No. 9126
...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"All events"

"Trembling enthusiasm over exposed flesh"
...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Meat is free from passion."

"The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp."
...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Mightier than the sword, knife, short pencil skirt is very bright."
>> No. 9132
Original text:
...56 translations later Google gives us:
(This was after it ran the gamut from "absurdity" to "sports.")

Original text:
"Makin' bacon!"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
Original text:
"Making bacon!"
...10 translations later Google gives us:
"Bacon, of course!"
Original text:
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>> AU No. 9154
Original text:
"I'm going to plant one right between your eyes, you punter!"

...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Tigereye Design and culture are right!"

Original text:
"You prancing show ponies!"

...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"force as needed."

Original text:
"I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!"

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  So I made this, having enjoyed making the one prior to it.
I'd like some input on it, so I can get a feel for what I should improve / change, etc.

Future videos probably wont be from this first-person perspective, as I want to attempt to get into Gmod frame animation, but I'll see when I get there.
>> No. 9025
  I made this as a simple animation test.
It's my first shot at frame by frame animation in gmod. :c
>> CA No. 9026
I liked the first one, the first person was done pretty well. The stop animation is a tricky thing to do, and i apologies, but i don't have much advice to help with that, besides saying that it is not very smooth in places, like with the gun. The animation of him firing then dropping was done way to quickly. Maybe more frames?

this also is tf2 related, not offtopic. there is a thread in discussion called 'tf2 video fun'. This should really go there
>> US No. 9030
Stop animation is something that you just get the hang of after practicing for awhile. Just remember, use as many fucking frames as possible if you want fluid animation. It's tedious as fuck but you get results.

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8526 US No. 8526 hide watch quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
The last one was huge, let's start a fresh one.

You know what to do.
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>> DE No. 10079
I´m so tired of all this.
I know i´m not a nice person and not easy to handle, but i try ever not to let a friend down.
So why do i ever get the feeling my so called friends, don´t give a damn about me?

Constantly i get closed out, if they meet to party or hang around. If i say we should do something it mostly is okay sure, just to hear later: Naw, sorry we can´t, for no apparent reason.

It makes me sad, especially because it´s hard for me to make friends. I mean people i call really friends and not just: This one guy which i know and once in a while talk to.

Naturally i already told them so, but still...
if it wouldn´t bother me i would just shut my mouth up about it.
>> US No. 10082

I've had that-- I wound up going to a cardiologist thinking it was my heart. A bunch of tests later, he gave me an anti-anxiety pill that I could take in addition to my usual antidepressants when I was having an attack. It was the first time I'd had the physical side on its own, and I hadn't been having the attacks in so long that it really freaked me out.

Instead of taking an antidepressant, though, my brother takes a pill that only addresses the physical symptoms, because he didn't like the side effects he was getting, and he finds that without the physical panic attacks happening as often or as acutely, he has less emotional stress.
>> US No. 10083
It's a trigger reaction. Something waaay in the back of your mind is triggered by something and makes your body react that way. Kind of a Pavlov's Dog sorta thing.

I don't know how to help, humans confuse me with their weird social rituals. So have a hug *hugs*

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8975 No. 8975 Locked hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Dear Sir,
I'm most sorry to burst your bubble, but
are not the same poster. I will humor you, though, by providing my reasons.
1. The mods will reply to any criticism of anything they happen to like (in this case, TF2, but more often the art of someone they're friends with) with a swing of the old, tired banhammer or with the equally overused :V emoticon.
2. The posters on the Chan are of equal quality to those of /b/, and will flip into a PMS-esque fury at the drop of a hat, regardless of the circumstances or how ungrievously their delicate feelings were hurt.
Of course, I will be responded to with either 1, wherein the thread will be locked, deleted, or I'll be banned, or two, wherein "umad?" will be uttered at least once.
Anon of >>8126.

P.S.: Sage-kun was right to step down.
P.P.S.: Upon replying, I found that the thread was indeed locked, exactly as I had predicted. To recompense for this mistake, I made a new thread. You're welcome, TF2chan staff. I've already bent over for my ban.
>> No. 8976
3. I'll step in and tell you to kindly quit attempting to start shit and lock your thread to prevent others from taking the bait. Either quit it or I'll just flat out ban you permanently for being nothing but a troublemaker. I'm not going to ban you for your opinions in your postscript, but I don't speak for the other mods. Quit believing everything you hear on Hipstr when all you hear is one side of the chan: the people who left over ridiculous things that even I fail to understand where the issue came from, such as omgrun's ban when there was CLEAR EVIDENCE they only came back to be a dick, or the "crocopocalypse" which was (apparently; I wasn't actually around for this) a huge deal over one mod banning a single artist because they didn't like what they posted.
>> US No. 8980
You are more than welcomed to state what sort of problems you have with the site and behavior of the mods in a polite manner and in the appropriate board/thread. You can also contact us with our emails or via another method as listed on the Info page. There's plenty of ways to contact the mods and I. If you have an issue with mod behavior and don't want to bring it up, you may contact me.

When having a problem, please be specific as well. Crying, "THERE'S A PROBLEM, IT'S THE WHOLE CHAN." does nothing to help, but will instead make you appear like someone trying to cause trouble, and that will simply not fly here.

I will now address the two problems/accusations you have brought up.
1. I don't understand why you are bringing up behavior from two years ago, because this sort of behavior doesn't fly today. Especially with our limited number of staff. I hope you ain't confusing the red text in >>8108 as real bans. They were joke bans.

2. The same can be said about any other online community. However, lumping everybody together in one pile and then blowing it up with a stick of dynamite won't work. Every online community has its share of bad apples and these things happen. However, it only makes up a small minority, as with any other internet community. If you're going to judge the Chan by that vocal minority and not see the whole picture, then you probably shouldn't be here.

Sage-kun was right to step down after encouraging and fueling a poorly aimed flamewar in an artist's thread, and also for removing an administrative ban placed upon the malicious troll that has started it without prior discussion, allowing the community to suffer as whole. He was abusing his power and got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

All-in-all, you appear like somebody trying to cause trouble, basing upon your post scrip
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The old one was about to autosage anyway, so how about a new one? Share recipes, talk about cooking disasters, cooking triumphs, recommend things, talk about what you ate last night or what you're eating right now.

Also, have a recipe for Banana Bread. It's simple as hell to make, you can use up bananas that're going squishy, and Mexi's family LOVE it when I make this. A loaf never lasts more than a few days.

Banana Bread

4 medium Bananas, mashed
1/3 cup Butter or Margarine, melted
1 cup Sugar
1 Egg
1 teaspoon Vanilla Extract (optional)
Cinnamon to taste (optional)
1 teaspoon Baking Soda
Pinch Salt
1 1/2 cups All-Purpose Flour
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>> US No. 8827
I just made a variation on peaches and cream that was quick, seems pretty healthy, and was tasty.

You need:
A small bowl
1 peach
Plain yogurt

Cut up the peach into the bowl and spoon enough yogurt over the pieces to take up a lot of the remaining space in the bottom of the bowl. Sprinkle with sugar and spices to taste.
>> US No. 8862
Last winter, I saw an episode of Best Thing I Ever Ate that featured a very tasty-looking shrimp & garlic dish (kind of like a scampi) that I decided to make a slight variation of for New Year's Eve dinner ("Variation" meaning "alter the amount of ingredients to suit my family and add pasta"). My family loved it, and insisted I make it again next New Year's, so I wrote it down. I rediscovered the recipe today while looking for something on my external hard drive, and since this thread was bumped, I thought I'd share. I only wrote down the recipe a couple days after said dinner, and I didn't exactly measure the amount of lemon juice and pepper I used, so my measurements might not be exactly the same as they were that night, but I think it's close enough.

Yes, I realize I used a lot of garlic and butter. It's one of those "eat on special occasions, not every day" meals.

2½ lbs. jumbo shrimp, peeled and deveined
3 bulbs fresh garlic, peeled
2 sticks butter
2 tbsp lemon juice
1 tsp crushed red pepper
8 oz. linguini

Melt one stick of butter in a skillet over medium-high heat. Add garlic cloves and saute until lightly browned and tender. Meanwhile, boil a large pot of water for the pasta. Cook linguini according to the package directions. Add shrimp and remaining butter to the garlic butter mixture and continue sauteing until butter is completely melted and the shrimp is pink and opaque. Stir in lemon juice and pepper and cook for an extra few minutes. Remove shrimp mixture from heat and serve over pasta.

Serves 4-5

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