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677 No. 677 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
So, anybody watch any good animangoes recently?
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>> US No. 10163
>>10070
>this video is private
What exactly is it?
>> US No. 10170
>>10163
I think it was a preview for the new Cyborg 009 movie.

Anyways, with the exception of Ikamusume, there isn't much in the current season that interests me.
>> US No. 10207
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Really enjoying Fate/Zero so far. Liked the original novels (hurrdurr TMfag) and the anime is fun to watch too. Trolls gonna bitch about how boring the first episode was but I thought it was fine, the last scene and the music was more than enough anyway. And I think I've found myself a new waifu.


US No. 10183 Locked hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
  It needed to be done, you guys. I need some Bronies to fanspaz with - I really do.

So. As of now, this is the Brony Central of the chan. All I ask is no MLP porn. Not only is it probably against the rules, it's probably melt my eyes. And my heart.

So, yeah. You got any MLP micspams, reaction avis, videos, or whatnot, post 'em here, and maybe we can save the rest of the chan the headache whilst creating our own little mini-herd of LOVE AND FWIENDSHIP.

LET IT BEGIN, MY LITTLE BRONIES.
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>> GB No. 10189
Not a shot at ye here, but the chan is largely against MLP, and there have been many topics removed for this already. The reason they are removed is because it is a huge flame bait, wether intentional or not, and generally sours a lot of people.
>> US No. 10191
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10191
Oh, hurp. Sorry about that - I didn't know people would flip their shit like that. I kinda wanted to do this for the chan to build on relationships of people I already knew instead of having to go to some new place I might feel uncomfortable with, but whatever, you guys. That's cool.
>> US No. 10192
I'm locking this now, because as expected SOME maggots are fucking WHINY BABIES and can't stop themselves from being such.

But they have a point that there are SO many other places for ponies. TF2chan just isn't one of them. It's just not a topic that one can bring up without people turning into total dicks about it. So yeah. No ponies allowed anymore, folks.


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10146 GB No. 10146 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Hey guiz
i was looking for zombie porn and i came across this; http://www.fleshlight.com/freaks/?link=815484
fucking zombie dildos batman, and frankenstiend cocks.
im tempted to get one of thease but not sure which would be the coolest.
need advice, thansk.
>> US No. 10148
I feel like this belongs in the TMI Sextalk thread.
>> US No. 10156
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>>10146
"Dildo is intended for external use only."

Then why make a dildo in the first place? Is it supposed to be a $64+ NOVELTY?

Then again, these are the Flesh-Light people, maybe they're only good at one kind of product.
>> CA No. 10162
Not only does it belong in TMI sextalk, but this Anon needs to re-learn their native language if they want to continue posting here.


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9993 PL No. 9993 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Got permission from Kumori to post this here.

I'm starting my masters course in a few days, and since it's private and costs 10k per year for two years, and additional game design course costs 800PLN, I'd like to help my folks a bit with it.

Here's the deal:

Super deformed character, stylized portrait - 5Euro

simplified character design - 10Euro

semi-realistic CG - 15Euro

full hi-res painting - 25Euro (extra character +5Euro, +5Euro for complicated BG)

Here's my paypal account: silverene@op.pl .
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>> DE No. 9998
I'd love to support you with a commission, but you haven't posted an email where to contact you. I might still have yours around in my saved mails, but others could use it.

Captcha: engineering dgear
>> PL No. 9999
>>9998
My e-mail is there, it's the same as my paypal account: silverene@op.pl. Gonna put it in the sage field for your convenience. And thanks! :)
>> US No. 10048
I'll be keeping an eye on this.


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9850 US No. 9850 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
The Shire has really gone to shit since meth took hold.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-in-a-badger-den-in-wales/story-e6frev20-1226137951576

>Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster found dead in a badger den in Wales.

>DWARF porn star Percy Foster who was also Gordon Ramsay 's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloids The Sunday Sport & RadarOnline.com

>Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales.

>The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

>Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

>Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said "Percy was a little guy with big problems... He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

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Ramsay had a dwarf porn double, who got eaten by badgers? What the actual flying fuck?
>> No. 9893
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>Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double
You lost me.
>> US No. 9902
When my friend told me about this, he called the dead guy "Gordon Ramsay's sex dwarf", and I thought that meant mr. Kitchen Nightmares had like a dwarf fetish or something. The actual story makes just as much sense as what I thought it was about.


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8584 US No. 8584 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
It's autosaged again. New thread, go.

To start it off, here's something strange I noticed about myself. I'm a girl and I haven't had sex before. I consider myself to be not all that sex-crazed for a hot-blooded young'un, and I don't even really masturbate since I was raised in a very religious household and all.

But it seems like I get RIDICULOUSLY horny sometimes for no reason. I might squeeze my thighs together or cross my legs in the middle of class, and suddenly, I'm just like... auuugh I want to get off right now! (I don't, thankfully.)

Also, when I do have time to myself, I've noticed that I can actually bring myself to the brink of an orgasm without even touching myself - just by watching smut or fantasizing. Is this normal? What causes it? Is it something my body developed to help deal with the fact that it's not getting any action, or just a product of a very vivid imagination? If I ever got a boyfriend, should this be something I try to hide from him? WHAT DO.
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>> US No. 9977
>>9799
Aww, beat me to it. I was just about to link that video.

It's pretty damn interesting, though, all the stuff it covers. Really opens your eyes about sexuality and sexual preferences.

Guess all those internet trolls claiming liking shemales is gay need to apologize - straight men like them way more than gays do.
>> US No. 10011
>>9894
YES I DO. I don't think it's anything sexual, I think it's just one of those weird connected nerve things? It's definitely not a sexual-tingly, it's just... a tingly. But I definitely notice it.
>> No. 10073
The XXX Stream


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9291 US No. 9291 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Usually when I play TF2 I'm completely fine: no headache, no sickness, nothing. However, very recently (about a week or so ago) I began becoming madly nauseous within the first twenty minutes of gameplay. The feeling gets worse as I keep playing and goes away when I stop. I've had TF2 for about a month now and have never experienced this with any other video game.
I am healthy other than these symptoms. Should I seek medical advice?
>> CA No. 9293
My mom gets like this with a lot of media.

To start I'd make sure you are hydrated, some times if your brain isn't moist enough it can make you dizzy.

If that doesn't work then get your eyes checked. Eye strain could also cause this shit and can be aggravated from staring at the screen to long. So maybe try playing only when you boot up and not more than an hour or so after and see if it helps at all.

Ginger is great for general nausea so if all else fails get some capsules of the stuff.
>> US No. 9329
Here's a couple general things that are perhaps worth checking out:

- monitor refresh rate; lower hertz causes a subtle flickering akin to bad florescent light bulbs, which may lead to headaches and nausea

- overhead lighting that's contantly in your eyes and/or is too bright

- try to have the monitor at your natural eye level

- stop and take note of how your entire body positions itself when you're deep into video gaming; is it possible that your posture could cause you pain over time?

Basic stuff, I know, but I've had to recently deal with my own gaming discomforts, and I've found dealing with these things helps.

Hope you feel better!


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8773 CA No. 8773 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Who's excited for the new series?

I sure as hell am
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8960
>>8902
Today, talked to total stranger about MY CABBAGES! that rumour. Pretty psyched.

Also, wow, I talked to a total stranger about cartoons... And yet it ended well instead of with said stranger backing slowly away.
>> US No. 9034
New episode of Thundercats was a little meh but not bad overall, good to see the Wiley siblings turn out to not actually be annoying after all. Also lol, Medic fish captain with a Scottish accent.
>> US No. 9227
Panthro is badass and Robin Atkin Downes' voice continues to do stupid sexy things to me when it really shouldn't.

I find it amusing that Thundera's power source is PINK AND GLITTERY.


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9205 No. 9205 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
I don't know if I'm allowed to do this, but our stream site is empty now and you all would be welcome to come hang out. Right now Martyrs appears to be playing. Other stuff to follow, with chat and everything. Thanks!!!!

url is stream.anicechan.org


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9042 US No. 9042 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator
Share the funny ones you find!
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>> No. 9126
"DICKS EVERYWHERE!"
...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"All events"

"Trembling enthusiasm over exposed flesh"
...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Meat is free from passion."

"The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp."
...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Mightier than the sword, knife, short pencil skirt is very bright."
>> No. 9132
Original text:
"fuck"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Exercise"
(This was after it ran the gamut from "absurdity" to "sports.")

Original text:
"Makin' bacon!"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Bacon?"
Original text:
"Making bacon!"
...10 translations later Google gives us:
"Bacon, of course!"
Original text:
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>> AU No. 9154
Original text:
"I'm going to plant one right between your eyes, you punter!"

...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Tigereye Design and culture are right!"

Original text:
"You prancing show ponies!"

...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"force as needed."

Original text:
"I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!"

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