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No. 10956
Oh, there will be much fun to be had this Christmas. So many mentally ill people congregating in one area. Myself included. (Just a disposition towards depression; my hobbies make it manageable.)
The highlight will be the awkwardness between my grandmother and my cousin, who is A. bipolar, B. pregnant, and C. unmarried to the father, whom I can only remember by the amount of hair he had on his ass-crack. Dude needed suspenders badly. Seriously--Grandma was so upset by this news that she almost didn't write her rhyming Christmas letter.
At least my parents, my sister, and her boyfriend are stable enough to have a Christmas together. One day, maybe we can replace the holiday chaos with just a little event with them, and God willing, their descendants. Maybe I'm not interested in man-hunting/having kids, but by God, I will be the best damn aunt I can be.
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