Whenever I take a walk to the habour, I see Ken Done art plastered on all the tourist junk they try to flog people. He's an acclaimed Australian artist, the recipient of an Order of Australia and the owner of a clothing range.
Has no one noticed how shit he is? I swear it's a conspiracy. Is he secretly being sponsored by Crayola or something? None of his paintings are original, well done or interesting. I could make a better picture by drinking paint and farting on a canvas. Pah!
Anyway, that's enough complaining. I'm apologise to the Ken Done fans out there.