Or it could be Spy asking for wax. Maybe he needs to remove some unwanted body hair? ._.

Also...you can't spell Tharem without harem.

THE BIGGEST ALF.

The captcha I have right now is "bothub"

Are you tying to sedukx me, Captcha?

I have the distinct feeling the cops are onto me.

I got this capcha like, the second time i posted here. I had completly forgotten i had it screensaved, heh.

This captcha wasn't so much funny as it was cute. Minus the K, it says Coqui.

>>1775
Aww

Also...get yo fochun read lol

Coke is releasing a new flavor of their soft drink; they're calling it Coke XD, which tastes like humped rumps.

I keep on reading it as moccasin...

I read this in Pinky's voice lol

"Kazort"

Reminds me of a horrible portmanteau of mermaid and seraph for some sort of Mary Sue abomination.

Chupac=Pikachu Tupac?

This one seems like a notswear that my aunt would use.
'Gosh darn, fop it to heck.'

>>1996
Maybe it's trying to say chupacabra?

Also, I got this captcha today. It says "fuketf." I think it's trying to say fuck it. This made my day much better.

First one was on my way to afanart. I lol'd.

So, I went to go to this thread and got the second, which to me sounds like a weird way to say "bitchin.'"

HA HA, BOOM BOOM

wow.

What does Captcha want to be fixed? It said "fixyes." Oh Captcha, you never cease to make me lol.

Okay Captcha...now you're just creeping me out lol...Fapfapfapfap

>>2048
PFFFFF I KNEW IT.

Thick, manly abs.

>>2048
Bahah, the best.

Woll Smoth's pets off choice.

somehow the file got messed up on the way but the captcha was "megahh"

MEG IS THE LAST THING YOU SEE BEFORE YOU DIE. "--Meg?! AAAAHHH"

How I imagine Engie pronounces 'pie.'

This made me laugh because I actually ate some like an hour ago.

You've just been Jebuz'd!

I read this ad 'hugeass'. I scowled.

A fk, I give none.

After seeing this captcha, I want to go to Nico's and get some tacos.

This is either the result of Engrish or something Scooby Doo would say.

NO, CATCHPA. YOU WILL NOT GET MY NUDEZ.

Apparently Captcha thinks I'm its mama, now ._.

I think it's some strange combination of fuck and cock. Fucock lol

I was trying to recover my LJ password.

Daaamn.

The big what?

This appeared after I had seen Neev's stuff in /afanart/.
JIJIZJ EVERYWHERE.

I read it as "big gent". A large gentleman? I dunno, it made me laugh.

First time I saw this, I thought it said "buttsex."

I got this one for this very thread. I forgot what I originally wanted to post, har.

Because /afanart/ is full of them, right?

>>2603
d'o ho ho ho

DICKS YES!

This captcha made me laugh, cause the end of it is like orgasm lol

Hey, Captcha, don't you tell me to fuck off.

This was kinda cool and made me feel happy.

This made me think of Fibonacci numbers.

nerrrrrrrrrrrrd

This time, capcha truly "be fappin'".

It needs to stop these shenanigans.

Captcha said something about God to me. I don't know what the rest says, but I can only imagine it's going to Hell for it lol

Captcha now: withiv

Captcha is male?

You fellas need tuh be hittin' that thur repurt button more often.

Golly gee. Hyuk hyuk hyuk.

>>2843

And then the captcha was Italian.

CHE THX BYE

What Pikachu says when you tread on him? A sex act performed with a Pokemon? I dunno.

Yet another one I got whilst perusing ye olde afanfic board.

Waverace64

Bichuz don't know 'bout my captcha.

Oh hey, the one major work by CLAMP that didn't suck balls. Nice taste.

This made my day 100 times better.

Apparently pot gives you HIV.

GUNNA HATE

No I will not pull it. I know where this joke leads to.

LIES!

Uh...guys...I think Captcha has the hiccups ._.

Get your filthy tongue off of me, Captcha!

Do I love CG? Why yes. Yes I do. Thanks for asking captcha.

okay there captcha, you are coming on a little too strong.

Bichoz don't know.

Guys...Captcha be fappin' again...

I certainly hope captcha doesn't mean /b/. Dear god.

Most epic captcha ever.

LIKE INGLORIOUS BASTERDS ON BLURAY.

I don't know what this means but it sounds like something bad.

Apparently, Captcha's a Stephen King fan :o

this just happened

I love the nighttime too, Captcha. :D

WIN AND BE WHAT, CAPTCHA!?

Seems accurate.

the best kind of hug

No, Captcha, I will not use hax.

Get who?

Had this one sitting on my computer for a while now.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

I am not a quitter...and you can't spell.

Dat is all.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>6499
Oh, captcha. So sexy.

Captcha wants me to focus.
But on what?

haha what

It amuses me.

The captcha for this post was jupitr. How awesome is that?

really capcha? butthole?

Pyro...in my captcha? lol

just got this after typing in an incorrect captcha

Yes, please do.

How fitting, especially since it was Mother's Day not too long ago.

How the hell am I supposed to type this?

(For future reference, does a month count as a necro-bump?)

>>2793
also, since when did captcha learn yiddish?
too many mel brooks movies

>>8270
This new captcha knows all sorts of languages. Just look at what Kiro had to deal with lol

>>7930
DICKBUTT couthd. just as mine is "cancelled" upside down, but it translates to DICKBUTT eratta

This amused me. I'm not sure why.

Ones I've gotten on this site.

um

>>8295
How the fuck are you suppose to type that?! That's a fucking picture! Hahahahaa! That's gotta be one of the funniest and stupidest captchas I've seen yet from this new captcha.

If they get any harder, no one will be able to post anything at all. Good thing it lets you cycle through until you can find one that you can type.

>>8295

What is that even a picture of? Is it some kind of captcha Rorschach test? I, for one, see two women in poofy skirts and chef's hats (one of them on fire), with one of them trying to pull a stick out from under a bull's head on legs.

It's like it's not even trying.

Engie is on the news or something, I dunno.

I cannot type that!

There was one that said "φο gicludg".

Cannot Improck. I wish this comiced at some point :V

It's a FACT!

Medic! Put down that damn syringe gun and get back to healing!

dear captcha, wtf is this? I am not japanese, what.

captcha right now - eategu you captcha you arenot japanese either

>>8610
That looks like Chinese to me.

I found this captcha/banner combo funny.

>>8672
>That looks like Chinese to me.
FINAL COMBAT EVERYWHERE!!!

just got this over in /dis/

...is that a basketball pump?

>>8742
God I hope so...

EUROPIUM, THE NEW AUSTRAILUM.

>>8759
>implying Europium does not exist in real life

A drawfag thread on 4chan spawned this creation, named after a rather interesting captcha I got earlier that day

Sorry, I can't find my arcade stick.

Excuse me, what?

>>8766
love it!

DICKS EVERYWHERE

DICKS EVERYWHERE

What's this suppose to be, the penis of an orca merman thing? lol

>>8829
Or perhaps an ork merman thing?...I dunno.

I've always wondered to go about typing in the upside-down and backwards words.
Would you type it the way the word is spelled (when) or the order the letters appear (nehw)

>>8849
You'd put 'when'

Flowers?

What is the square root of my captcha?

Break out the defibrillator guys, Captcha's flat lining!

Unfortunately, I didn't screencap it, but yesterday on another thread I got the captcha "herenUR druid"
YOU'RE A DRUID, HEREN.

Oh and my captcha right now is "detsWe site"
We're a site, dets.

I have the right to have soft tits, apparently.

Which I don't.

"Means for iCar."

I swear this is a prophecy for another Mac/Apple product.

What.

What. What is that. Really.

how am I even supposed to type this?

...Anyone read Hebrew?

ok.

超越写实


COME AT ME BRO

I didn't get a picture, but my captcha just said "Arabic Infantl" dude what?

>>8796
Imediately think 9/11

>>9038
I think possibly tinfoil.

mmmm, nachos with sugar

What the fuck?

Sounds like a tv show

But I can't...

Captcha, stop rubbing it in that I was terrible in high school math.

For a brief second, I tried to see what was under the spoiler tag. Derp.

Is overblurred text Captcha's way of mumbling?

One of my cats' names is Teddy, and I sometimes call him Tedster. This Captcha happened to pop up when I was thinking about him. Freaky.

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

I just got "very mediaboo".

New Story this evening! ALCOHOL and its Dangers: Why It's Ripping The American Family Apart

I see this happening right before Prohibition was enacted.

"Hell is 1960s"?

That's not an ominous way to look at TF2 at all, Captcha.

22 Jesus fish

Is it supposed to be censored?

DICKS EVERYWHERE

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>10304

Just got "curseh citron".

The citron is cursed!

...and another one.

Tsetteen would be an interesting name.

When I first saw this, I thought a background picture of Sawmill glitched onto my screen. I still have no idea what I'm looking at.

I got this today. I still have no idea what I was supposed to type.

>>10740
You don't actually have to. It's only the slightly wavy/broken up letters that need to be typed on most captcha.

I think this is an electrical outlet?

→?

Just keep rubbing it captcha.

You bitch.