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No. 13641
Can I just say, thank god I have two boobs?
Okay, I'm at that age in my life (mid-twenties) where my boobs are kind of starting to suck. They're goddamn huge, for starters, and the past few years, they've gotten so damn lumpy (which I'm told runs in our family), that it gave me so many unfounded breast cancer scares at first, and generally, they are not fun, at all.
Now, tonight, I happened to peek down at my shirt, and proceeded to flip out, because my nipple looks like it's in a different spot. I panic about this, go to WebMD and google it for about ten minutes, and then I calm myself down, and look at my other boob.
Thank god, it looks exactly the same as the other, weird new nipple and all.
From what I can gather, the two pounds I gain every period are going straight to my boobs, and that's what's making them look weird.
So, yeah. Thank you god, for symmetry. If I had only one boob, I would be convinced I'd need chemo in the near future. But now anytime I think I have a weird lump, I just feel around on my other boob, and so far have always found the exact same kind of lump in the exact same place, so I know it's just fatty tissue. Hallelujah.
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