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7744 AU No. 7744
Whoops, looks like the old thread hit autosage!

Let's get a new one up and running.
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>> AU No. 7747
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7747
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> AU No. 7754
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7754
I should probably stop hanging out on /b/
>> AU No. 7755
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7755
...and perhaps Hipstr.
>> US No. 7761
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7761
(Hate to sound stupid, but what does sage mean?)
>> US No. 7763
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>>7761
Putting sage (下げ) in the email field means you post without bumping a thread. Ageing (上げ) is the inverse and is essentially normal posting. On Japanese imageboards it's considered polite to sage if you're posting in your own thread. Autosage means threads no-longer bump when people post to them.
>> AU No. 7764
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7764
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> US No. 7770
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/25/the-most-badass-alphabet-ever/

Too many images to show them all but it's awesome.
>> US No. 7790
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7790
Ahahahaha oh wow. I just don't even know what to say.
>> US No. 7799
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7799
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> AU No. 7814
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7814
New name, new tripcode, oh and a new email address because why the fuck not

Oh and uh content I guess
>> US No. 7875
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7875
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> AU No. 7901
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7901
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> US No. 7937
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FMQEVYIW

I did a dramatic fan fic reading.

I hope you find it amusing.
>> US No. 7961
  This almost made me choke on my tea.
>> US No. 7971
  Not sure if I should laugh or be horrified
>> US No. 7974
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7974
>>7961
Go here:
http://blackacrebrewing.com/home/

Click "Under 21."
>> US No. 7977
>>7971
I'm laughing, and I'm horrified at the same time. Their arms are clipping through everything throughout the entire animation. It looks ridiculous lol
>> US No. 7996
http://www.nand.net/~demaria/hollywood.txt

Hollywood OS
>> US No. 8046
  One of my favorite comedy sketches.

The day this is done with TF2, my life will be complete. It just fits so well.
>> FI No. 8049
  >>8046
You mean this or something else?
>> US No. 8075
  It was only a matter of time.
>> DE No. 8095
  Somehow i need to think on scout on this one scene. British humor is one of the best ones ever.
>> US No. 8103
  I promise you penis without end.
>> US No. 8144
  Anyone else thing it sounds like someone's gargling a cock?
>> DE No. 8149
  >>8144
The very best of these remixes is still this one.
>> US No. 8162
  UNAVAILABLE
>> US No. 8171
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8171
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> US No. 8181
  COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
>> NO No. 8258
  I want to marry this man's laugh.
>> US No. 8265
  Alex Jones ranting about clockwork elves and drugs.
>> US No. 8330
Posting link because embed doesn't like me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhqHupUo8k0&feature=BFa&list=FLXfm3vllxL3g&index=3

Engineer is the best story teller.
>> US No. 8331
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8331
>>8330
Oh my god, that was amazing...oh, I need to breathe...
>> US No. 8335
  >>8330
Probably because you didn't remove all the stuff after the video code.
>> GB No. 8340
  Dicks.
>> US No. 8371
  lolwut.
>> GB No. 8383
  People use the "On crack" a lot, but this time, this is how I quite literally imagine Portal 2 being... on crack.
>> US No. 8418
  "I NO HAVE MICROSCOPE"
>> US No. 8419
>>8383
I watched this at five in the morning, hopped up on painkillers after surgery.
I didn't know it was humanly possible to be that terrified.
>> CA No. 8422
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8422
My cat is shocked and appalled at your behavior tf2chan.
>> US No. 8464
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8464
Holy fuck, Dumb Sparkledog Central Comments is the best Hipstr I've ever found. I am in tears laughing.
>> US No. 8465
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8465
>>8464
LOL AUTOFILTERS
>> US No. 8519
>>8464
I immediately looked for it, and now I fear I'll never leave.

I don't know why I put up with Devian-TART as long as I did. I think maybe I gave up on humanity. I'm so glad I found the Chan - it's like... HOLY CRAP, SMART PEOPLE -DO- EXIST ON THE INTERNET!!!
>> US No. 8521
>>8519
There are some smart, talented people on dA, so I just lurk their profiles and don't check anyone elses' or the front page.
>> US No. 8522
>>8521
Yeah. I don't mean to say there aren't cool people on DA, but... Eugh. The dumb-to-awesome ratio is depressing.

Captcha: illing ichikawa (maybe it's just that it's almost 8am, but this means something in my brain.)
>> US No. 8548
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8548
NAZI DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> US No. 8571
  I laughed harder than I should have.
Keisha Fabo 3 is the best though.
>> US No. 8572
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8572
420 learn about plants every day
>> No. 8603
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8603
>>8571
Ho ma gah that was some funny ass shit bitch
>> US No. 8620
  Holy shit.
>> US No. 8627
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8627
>>8620
This man is a genius.
>> No. 8630
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8630
>>8620
8 minutes of my life

just wasted....
>> US No. 8633
  >>8630
You just don't realize the brilliance of using a toilet to cook steak.
>> US No. 8638
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8638
Pffft; ahahahahah.
>> US No. 8647
  >>8633
>>8630
Or how to properly handle pesky kitchen fires.
>> US No. 8649
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8649
>>8647
LOL WHY DOES HE KEEP FILMING ALL OF THIS?

Oh my god why are these all so funny?
>> US No. 8658
  >>8647
Oh god. I just watched the first part of this, and realized that HE THINKS THE EGG SHELLS ARE THE EGG WHITES!!! I've watched him try to melt bananas to make banana juice and try to melt meat into coffee, and try to open a container of black pepper using a hot stove, so I don't know why that surprises me, but it does.

On an unrelated note, I really liked that song playing in the background around the halfway mark. It makes me feel happy and floaty.
>> US No. 8660
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8660
>>8658
>try to open a container of black pepper using a hot stove

Like this?
>> US No. 8663
>>8660
Exactly like that. I don't know whether to laugh or to cry with this dude. I'm 95% sure that it's not fake because he does some dangerous fucking shit and no one (I hope) would pull that sort of stunt just for internet fame. Not to mention the mess his house is in (though it could be worse... Hoarders, anyone? Not to say he isn't on that track, anyway, by the looks of it.)

This guy defies all human logic. He really does.
>> US No. 8674
  Something to break the pace of the last few posts concerning Guy-That-Defies-Logic.
>> US No. 8690
  This guy makes the most hilarious videos; be sure to check out his Jiz (Jem) ones, haha
>> US No. 8780
  CONSPIRACIES EVERYWHERE.
>> US No. 8880
  Predictabol!
>> AU No. 8881
I thought this was quite funny.

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
>> US No. 8913
  My heroes.
>> US No. 8961
  Average Coast to Coast AM caller.
>> FI No. 8972
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8972
http://www.gratispremium.info/?ref=292947
>> US No. 8981
  Classic internet, and so stupid. I laugh everytime I hear 'Penis-a-lotta'
>> US No. 8984
  I'd almost think this was made for the chan
>> US No. 9012
  Don't we all.
>> US No. 9019
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9019
What Bad Translator has to say about TF2chan.
>> IE No. 9029
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9029
Idiot Nerd Girl.
>> US No. 9037
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9037
>>9019
>> US No. 9041
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9041
Big Troll.
>> No. 9045
  Yeah.
Galo sangen.
>> US No. 9104
  your worst nightmare
>> US No. 9107
>>9104

this is a joke right? Riight?
>> No. 9124
>>9107
it doesn't look like it. It'd be nice to not ever have this exist,I'm sure a few people would become Meguca to wish that thing away
>> No. 9127
>>9104

One of my friends is part of that group, and there's a decent chance that he posted it.

Matt, if that's you, get the hell off TF2chan
>> No. 9145
  I wish our fanfiction writers were half as good as this!
>> US No. 9226
>>9220
"The Ducks In The Bathroom Are Not Mine" is the best one, imo.
>> US No. 9232
>>9220
In a similar vein:
http://dontevenreply.com/
>> US No. 9235
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9235
>>9232
Holy crap, I can't stop reading. This guy's a genius.
>> AU No. 9263
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9263
Gabrielle Newell
>> US No. 9296
>>9263
This... I like.
>> CA No. 9326
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9326
I made this for you guys.
>> US No. 9353
>>9326
I love this.

Captcha: Wednesday hithirt

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........
>> CA No. 9358
funny comentary over a sailor moon rip-off.
>> CA No. 9359
>>9358

DERP
http://chipandironicus.com/games/other/6.html
>> US No. 9384
  >>9359
The Xin ones are fairly funny too.
>> CA No. 9401
  dicks everywhere
>> US No. 9414
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9414
I am fucking crying
>> US No. 9452
  I don't think I've posted these before.
>> US No. 9453
  >>9452
>> US No. 9534
  National Guard cannot into boat.
>> US No. 9607
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9607
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> PL No. 9613
>>9607
ohgod this fucker, lmao. He treats politics as a joke and a playground.
>> US No. 9640
  >>9613
So what's the context for his waving a dildo and a gun at reporters? All I knew about it was that the guy was Polish.

"Enter Sandman" being played on bike horns unrelated but hilarious.
>> PL No. 9644
>>9640
I had to search for it, cause I don't really follow politics, but I remember seeing this picture. Anyway, this one is more serious; it's from 2007 when he was talking about one incident where a drunk young woman was basically raped by a policeman. The one responsible for it got arrested and lost his job, but this politician was talking about total justice also for the boss of said policeman to get arrested for allowing such thing to happen. So the gun was used as a symbol of police forces that should be trusted.
>> CA No. 9672
  DICKS NOWHERE
>> CA No. 9673
  Awesome parody dub of the 1960s Batman series.
>> US No. 9683
  it's painfully obvious in this video who was ready to fap

>>9534
lol that cameraman is awesome
>> US No. 9702
  What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
>> US No. 9783
  Move over, Japan. Russia is now the best mind-fuck country OF ALL TIME.

I will now wait patiently for someone to prove me wrong.
>> GB No. 9794
  >>9783
Well, that was easy...
>> US No. 9796
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9796
so true.
>> US No. 9854
  HOOOOOOOOOOON hon hon
>> US No. 9873
  This is way more entertaining than it should be. Enjoy, bronies, and foul-mouth lovers.
>> US No. 9892
  Saw this today when hanging out with my friend IRL today. Thought of the chan.
>> CA No. 9911
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9911
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No. 9949
  doh ho ho
>> US No. 9970
  95% of TF2chan in a nutshell.
>> US No. 10020
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10020
This makes me laugh more than it should.
>> US No. 10023
>>10020
That made me laugh, which made my cat decide it was better to lay in a box of junk than in my lap anymore.
>> US No. 10157
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10157
I think Family Guy did a joke on this once too.
>> US No. 10182
  indiegaming.wmv
>> CA No. 10197
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10197
silly things friends send me, take one
>> US No. 10200
>>10197
I love it when people play along!

captcha: control edewing. We must find this E. Dewing and gain control over him!
>> US No. 10201
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10201
.
>> US No. 10215
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10215
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000IZGIA8/

Check out the product reviews and customer photos.
>I can finally cook while driving! This makes for the perfect cutting board, I can slice my tomatoes for my sandwhiches that I make while driving or use it to dice my onions when I make guacamole.
>> CA No. 10234
>>10215
I just laugh at the related items.

A horse head mask.
A gallon of milk.
And these wonderful pants.
http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/ref=pd_sbs_auto7

Seriously, though. People buy milk on amazon? Really?
>> US No. 10235
>>10234
That's not just any milk, that's Tuscan Whole Milk.
>> US No. 10242
>>10234
Not to mention a $500 report on wooden toilet seats in mainland China and a fake scrotum.
>> US No. 10250
>>10234
The guy in the mullet in the customer photos for those pants is possibly the best model I've ever seen in my life.
>> US No. 10282
  Fat animals are hilarious.
>> US No. 10333
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10333
Once upon a time, I posted this in the Terrible Art thread, back when we had them. Now I believe it belongs here, as someone once described it as, "A reaction image goldmine."
>> US No. 10336
>>10333
Yeah, It's a pity we can't have bad art threads any more.

Anyways, The background to the image is somewhat interesting, Wiki:
>Lyon had the distinction of being the first member to have an ethics violation charge filed against him when he was accused of "gross indecency" for spitting in Roger Griswold's face. Griswold, a Congressman from Connecticut had insulted Lyon, calling him a scoundrel, which at the time was considered profanity. On January 30, 1798. Congress planned to have a meeting to remove William Blount, of Tennessee, from office. Griswold was trying to attract Lyon's attention, but Lyon was ignoring him on purpose, since they belonged to opposing political parties (Lyon was a Democratic-Republican and Griswold a Federalist). Griswold finally lost his temper and insulted Lyon. Their clash began when Lyon began a Congressional discussion by declaring himself a champion for the interest of the common man. Mockingly, Federalist Congressman Roger Griswold asked if Lyon would be fighting with his wooden sword, a reference to Lyon's dismissal for cowardice during the Revolutionary War. Furious, Lyon spat on the Congressman, earning himself the nickname "The Spitting Lyon". On February 15, 1798, Griswold retaliated by beating Lyon around the head with a wooden cane in view of other representatives on the Senate floor. Lyon retreated to a fire pit and defended himself with the tongs until other Congressmen broke up the fight. Griswold had to be pulled by his legs to urge him to let go of Lyon. Although the Ethics Committee recommended censure, the House as a whole rejected the motion to censure him.

He was also elected to congress while in jail for sedition:
>Lyon also has the distinction of being the only person to be elected to Congress while in jail. On October 10, 1798, Lyon was found guilty of sedition, in violation of the Alien and Sedition Acts; which prohibited malicious writing of the American government as a whole, or of the houses of Congress, or of the President of the United States. Lyon was the first person to be put to trial for violating the acts on charges of criticizing Federalist president John Adams for his pretense of going to war against France.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Lyon
>> US No. 10471
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10471
Gentleman Crab.
>> US No. 10472
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10472
UNDEAD DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> US No. 10561
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10561
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R3Mj8wboV0
Since I can't imbed. No offense to those who actually like Homestuck but this pretty much sums up why I stay the fuck away from LJ and Hipstr, even ignoring the underageb& ecks dee types.
>> CA No. 10607
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10607
Oh ebay
>> US No. 10626
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10626
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> US No. 10627
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10627
>>10607
>> CA No. 10628
>>10627
i posted it on 789chan, that's a troll bid
>> US No. 10845
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10845
Poor kid lol
>> US No. 10887
  trolling at its finest


(if you haven't seen the muppet movie yet, go see it)
>> US No. 10896
  I'm not going to spoil this with any description.
>> CA No. 10946
  The best part is the dance party at the end
>> US No. 11120
  If only politics were this interesting all the time.
>> GB No. 11446
  Im spittin crumbs.
>> US No. 11453
  My friend irl showed me this tonight because I was being all emo again. Holy fuck you guys - I got 30 seconds in and literally drooled all over my laptop, laughing so hard.
>> GB No. 11456
  Was so sure I had posted this...
>> US No. 11494
  HOW DOES MY FRIEND FIND THIS SHIT
>> GB No. 11495
  >>11494
Ill see your weird as fuck video... AND RAISE YOU!
>> US No. 11566
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11566
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> US No. 11567
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11567
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> RO No. 11579
  I can't stop rewatching this!
The Queen spoof with the floating skulls is my favorite part.
>> US No. 11627
  lordy
>> US No. 11640
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11640
PENIS CUPCAKES

Well don't fucking ask ME.

Spoiler-imaged because dicks.
>> US No. 11641
*painis cupcakes

Sorry for the typo everyone.

This is me when trying to sit down and write. Can I hear an amen?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-gets-terrible-creative-juices-flowing,27704/
>> US No. 11758
  I love this show!
>> US No. 11781
  Insert one of those crying-flag emotes they have on Something Awful but for Armenia here.
>> US No. 11877
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11877
Oh, sideads.
>> DE No. 12309
  funfact. in my sidebar meet the pyro is as recommended video there. rainbooows
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