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9850 US No. 9850
The Shire has really gone to shit since meth took hold.

>Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster found dead in a badger den in Wales.

>DWARF porn star Percy Foster who was also Gordon Ramsay 's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloids The Sunday Sport & RadarOnline.com

>Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales.

>The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

>Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

>Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said "Percy was a little guy with big problems... He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

>In a recent interview Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

>"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

>"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.
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>> US No. 9871
This might be the lack of sleep, but what in the world I'm I reading.
>> AU No. 9872
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What the fuck am I reading?
>> US No. 9876
Poor bastard...
>> No. 9879
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Ramsay had a dwarf porn double, who got eaten by badgers? What the actual flying fuck?
>> No. 9893
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>Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double
You lost me.
>> US No. 9902
When my friend told me about this, he called the dead guy "Gordon Ramsay's sex dwarf", and I thought that meant mr. Kitchen Nightmares had like a dwarf fetish or something. The actual story makes just as much sense as what I thought it was about.
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