I HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING THE CHAN NEEDS RIGHT NOW! I was inspired by Anne's SCIENCE! Medic in The Dustbowl Horror. Basically, he's just a very enthusiastic Mad Scientist at heart who doesn't mean anyone ill will, even if he might intentionally or accidentally hurt them. Not unlike what we see in Meet the Medic. He's not a sadist. He simply wants to engage in SCIENCE! and his theories are probably insane but completely and utterly possible in the TF2 universe. However, I want to see him engage in SCIENCE! with the help of an equally insane and plausibly enthusiastic Demo! Demo NEVER gets to engage in SCIENCE! Even Engineer gets to do that with or without Medic more than Demo does. This could be Medic/Demo/Engineer or it could be Medic/Demo, Engineer/Demo, or Medic/Engineer (though I'd prefer Demo having a much stronger presence in the story if it is the latter.) I'd almost prefer it to be from Demo's POV but SCIENCE! Medic and SCIENCE! Engineer are also acceptable as long as Demo gets to get his SCIENCE! on. I mean, he's a demolitions expert. He knows chemistry and plausibly some physics. I would also love it if he's mostly sober at the time. Perhaps Medic and/or Engie won't let him join in unless he is sober. Maybe a serious lack of SCIENCE! in his life is why he's drunk all the time. His mother is always pushing him to spend every minute of the day earning more money so he can't typically engage in SCIENCE! just for fun. Note that this could be combined with >>52 very easily and might even be combined well with >>88 depending on how it is handled. (Perhaps their goal is to seduce Engineer with SCIENCE!) MAJOR BONUS if they're all hunting the Lochness Monster! Or something equally weird. Though doing things on the base is fine too. I will love you forever if you do this. Please please please! For SCIENCE! You may shoe-horn a Soldier in there if you want, because I will never ever stop loving Soldier, but I am SO okay with SCIENCEGASM being all we see. That right there should tell you something about how much I want this. Incidentally, the idea of Soldier piloting(driving/steering?) a stolen submarine makes me giggle like nothing else.