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Yup! That's the one. Nice captcha. I wonder how badass Srk Air is to have a name like that?


Please do write it! I feel kind of bad for leaving the only other Miss Pauling/Sniper fic hanging but I can't help it. I have a bunch of other crap calling to me and I'm trying to finish those first.

Here is mine. I should've edited it more before posting.

Also, if you need a sounding board for ideas, I'd be happy to help. Just email me. Can't swear I'll be useful but I am like a freaking plot bunny farm over here.

So, I usually don't like requesting because I feel bad for being a shitty writer and not being able to contribute as much as I'd like,

I personally don't feel bad requesting because I look at it as contributing an idea that might inspire someone else. I have LOVED so many of the ideas in these multiple request threads and I've been inspired by a few of them. Others I've loved but know I can't do justice to. I think of it as doing the idea a favor by releasing it into the wild and waiting to see if some other writer snatches it up. Wait, that metaphor... Er, I'm just feeding their imagina—DOH! NOOOO, I'm not trying to slaughter the little plot bunnies! I want them to liiiiive! So that I may read them and enjoy them greatly! D:


Ahahahaha! Oh, those are good. The tone is hilarious but not exactly sexy. Still... I think Soldier pretending to be a robot could have hilarious implications, even in bed. I mean, from a Soldier/Engineer perspective anyway. Soldier/Medic as well possibly. Actually, it could be very cute with anyone but those two have some very specific applications roleplay-wise.

Also perfect:
"I am a ro-bot! Boop! What is love?" (We can teach you. In bed.)
"I am pro-grammed to be scary." (Let ol' Engineer fix that.)
"My foot will transform into a foot - with your ass wrapped around it!" (You meant to say your dick instead of your foot, right?)
"Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it!" (You meant you were sent back to fuck it, right?)
"I will find you. That's what I do. That's all I do. There you are! Shutting down." (Then he hops out of that costume and into bed!)
"I cannot be bargained with! I cannot be reasoned with! I do not know where I am! I am a robot, I don't understand anything!" (Poor thing, your programming is incomplete. Just relax and let Engie take care of everything.)
"I will never feel pity, or remorse, or fear, or comfortable - in this costume." (Then lets get it off you and have some fun.)

Also, as horrible a roommate as Soldier would be, my immediate thought to that line was "YES I'LL GLADLY BE YOUR ROOMIE. I'm currently a dead beat but I'll be happy to do the dishes. When I feel like it. I swear I'm not a hippie..."

(Also, for some reason "I am going to slap the magic out of your mouth!" followed by "I'm calling the police!" turns me on. That's from the last page of the comic. It makes me wonder how many restraining orders the RED Soldier has on him.)