Also I demand screenshots of the awesome graphics.

i am in the same boat. i know there was a console command to crank the graphics detail up to 11.

just googling it looks like its been removed though :/

Here, let me tell you of two mods i use.
First it is NassimO & Blaholtzen's Team Fortress 2 Texture Improvement Project
http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1066631

And Cinematic Lightwarp
http://www.gamebanana.com/tf2/skins/92782

Here's a screenshot i took using that.

I don't really think you've been looking everywhere, or even in just the spots where one would reasonably look for it, because if you had, you'd have found it. It's on this very forum, currently on page four, and it's called "Symbiosis."

http://tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/7084.html

For future reference, threads like these should be in /help/.

Moving this.

Er, um.

/resources/, rather.

>>610
Yeah,I redownloaded it as well to make sure that wasn't the problem.
It must just be my computer or something.

1.) Whenever I play as spy and I try to sap an enemy anything, the outline of the sapper will show up on the device, but primary fire won't place the sapper. I button mash until I'm blue in the face, but no sapper. Has anyone else had this problem/ know a fix?

2.) Do I need a special mic to voice chat, or will the one in my laptop work? I've tried using voice chat in-game, but it doesn't work for me. Is there a setting I need to change to make my laptop's mic pick up sound (if this is possible)? And is it possible to use voice chat while using headphones?

Sorry, that was more like five stupid questions... I'm such a noob it's not even funny.

>>1147
Do you have your dead ringer out?

http://tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/3166.html
I've yet to see fictions get deleted unless they legitimately fell past page seven of the adult fanfiction board; this one in particular gets bumped enough that I don't see that happening. Always be sure to check the other pages.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

SURPRISE

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>1109
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3oukzpf

Not sure if this is the right place to ask, but here goes.

I'm certain many of you are familiar with the TF2 parody of I Want My Hat back that's been making rounds on the internet (and especially t u m b l r)

There was a different version I saw, that had doodly MS Paint-ish art. That's the version I'm looking for, but I can't for the life of me remember if I saw it here or somewhere else. Any help's appreciated

Uh...okay. I'm gonna sound like a total weirdo. I read part of this really freaky fanfic here, maybe in like 2009 or so, I don't even remember, and I'm not sure if it was in /fanfic/ or /afanfic/, but I looked through the archives and didn't see anything like it yet. I have no idea the title, and barely half an idea exactly what the hell it was about, but here's what I can remember.

It had a sort of Sniper-monster. Who had his gun in his mouth/neck or something, and he was like part mechanical spider, and there was a scene with somebody feeding him a sugar cube or sugary candy...something. I remember him licking it off the palm of whoever's hand it was. I think there was also a mutant Scout of some kind who was crawling on ceiling? Something weird like that. And some people were watching them, trying not to get seen by these monster characters. Can't remember who, just that the Spider-Sniper thing was there, being all creepy.

I vaguely remember these bits, and nothing more.

But, yes, I'm serious. This fanfic had that in there. I don't know what it was. I just wanted to make sure I'm not going insane, because I swear I read something like this and for the life of me, I don't know what it is because I never saved any of it.

If anyone has anything like this, or knows the title, or can link the fic to me. Please, help?

I think that the particular fic that you are looking for is called "SCIENCE" and the only place that I've found it was on Y!Gal. and it was written by OhFutterbuckets.

I have no clue if it was ever on the Chan.

>>3491
I saw it on ffnet forever ago.

Honestly, I think it's the fic that got me into TF2 smut.

>>3486

I do believe you can find that fic on aff.net as well.

>>1195

>>1189

Anybody got snapshots/references for a Soldier in rocket jumping sequence?

Look for koth_harvest_event or cp_manor_event.

>>9624
thank you