Uh...okay. I'm gonna sound like a total weirdo. I read part of this really freaky fanfic here, maybe in like 2009 or so, I don't even remember, and I'm not sure if it was in /fanfic/ or /afanfic/, but I looked through the archives and didn't see anything like it yet. I have no idea the title, and barely half an idea exactly what the hell it was about, but here's what I can remember.
It had a sort of Sniper-monster. Who had his gun in his mouth/neck or something, and he was like part mechanical spider, and there was a scene with somebody feeding him a sugar cube or sugary candy...something. I remember him licking it off the palm of whoever's hand it was. I think there was also a mutant Scout of some kind who was crawling on ceiling? Something weird like that. And some people were watching them, trying not to get seen by these monster characters. Can't remember who, just that the Spider-Sniper thing was there, being all creepy.
I vaguely remember these bits, and nothing more.
But, yes, I'm serious. This fanfic had that in there. I don't know what it was. I just wanted to make sure I'm not going insane, because I swear I read something like this and for the life of me, I don't know what it is because I never saved any of it.
If anyone has anything like this, or knows the title, or can link the fic to me. Please, help?