STOUT SHAKO HERE FILLING IN FOR BILLY MAYS

HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU?

YOU'RE ON THE CHAN LOOKING AT SOME OF THOSE SWEET, SWEET MAN-LOVIN'S, WHEN YOU'RE SUDDENLY INSPIRED TO WRITE AN ENTIRE FUCKING ESSAY ON HOW MUCH YOU LOVE (OR HATE FOR SOME PEOPLE) THE ARTWORK.

YOU TYPE FURIOUSLY - YOUR HANDS ARE QUICK AS LIGHTNING AND YOUR WIT IS SHARP AND CLEAN. AFTERWARDS, YOU HAVE TO TAKE A MOMENT AND JUST FUCKING MASTURBATE VICIOUSLY AT HOW FUCKING GREAT YOUR RESPONSE IS GOING TO BE.

AND THEN IT HAPPENS: YOU REALIZE - TOO LATE - THAT YOU'D FORGOTTEN TO TYPE IN THE CAPTCHA. YOU SCREAM AND SPEND A PANICKED MILLISECOND TRYING TO STOP THE PAGE FROM LOADING, BUT IT'S TOO LATE, AND WHAT HAS BEEN DONE CANNOT BE UNDONE.

"Incorrect captcha"

BARELY HOLDING BACK A SOB, YOU PRESS THE BACK BUTTON, ONLY TO BE GREETED BY AN EMPTY TEXT BOX, WHERE YOUR MASTERPIECE ONCE WAS.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, MANY TEARS WERE SHED, TABLES WERE FLIPPED, AND WRISTS WERE CUT, BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT COULD BE NO LONGER[b][/b] THE CASE?!

"STOUT, YOU LYING WHORE!!!" YOU CRY. "SUCH NECTAR FROM THE GODS SURELY DOES NOT EXIST!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, RUNNING AROUND LEAVING SCARS?!"

BUT, GLORIOUS CHANNERS, I DO NOT LIE!!! SUCH GODLY AMAZINGNESS ACTUALLY DOES EXIST, AND I'VE BEEN USING IT FOR YEARS!!!

INTRODUCING, THE WONDERFUL TEXTAREA CACHE!!! ( FUCKIN' CLICK DIS SHIT ---> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/textarea-cache/ <--- )

YES, THIS HANDY LITTLE FIREFOX ADD-ON WILL GIVE YOU ALL OF THE SECURITY AND SUPPORT OF A PUSH-UP BRA WITH NONE OF THE TITS!!! JUST INSTALL IT, AND WITHIN SECONDS (or minutes, depending on your internet connection), YOU CAN WORD-VOMIT ALL OVER THE CHAN WITHOUT EVER FEARING THE FICKLE CAPTCHA GODS EVER AGAIN!!!

BUT REMEMBER - THIS ONLY COMES WITH MOZILLA FIREFOX, SO IF YOU HAVE CHROME OR SAFARI... LOL.

IF YOU HAVE INTERNET EXPLORER, FUCKING DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW. ( Firefox download: http://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/fx/ )

THAT IS ALL. I HOPE MY PRODUCT WILL DO YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS A GREAT SERVICE.

( It looks like a wild challenger has appeared! Apparently, there is a similar, higher-rated product that I've never heard of! I'll try it out and let you guys know what I think! )

>>	Aurora-Storm 08/31/11(Wed)04:31 No. 638 I always just highlight and copy everything before I hit submit. But, I do use Firefox, so I might as well check it out.

>>	Chessolin 08/31/11(Wed)10:13 No. 639 File 131479999654.jpg - (7.76KB , 198x229 , what_have_i_done.jpg ) >>9489 w00t thanks! In return for your advice, have a pic of Mays crossed with a kitty.

>>	TwoRefined 08/31/11(Wed)10:32 No. 640 >>9498 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. NO, REALLY. THAT'S A LEGIT QUESTION. /allcaps

>>	Donny 08/31/11(Wed)11:00 No. 641 I will be testing if this happens, just to see if chrome remembers what I wrote. Edit: It does, get chrome you bergs.

>>	TwoRefined 08/31/11(Wed)11:08 No. 642 >>9501 NEVER, YOU WHORE. ORANGE, WHITE, N' BLUE FOREVER. 'MERICAAAAA.

>>	PerryJ 08/31/11(Wed)12:48 No. 643 >>9492 Same here. Works just fine.

>>	TwoRefined 08/31/11(Wed)13:12 No. 644 >>9504 Well then, this product is not for you. It's for people like ME that don't have the foresight / are constantly forgetting and what-have-you.

>>	Chessolin 08/31/11(Wed)13:37 No. 645 >>9505 exactly. Or, for example when I was commenting on your story, the baby we watch climbed up, stole my mouse, and clicked 'back' or something. I didn't lose it cause I had added this add-on!