[WT


Name
Email
Subject   (new thread)
Captcha
Message
BB Codes
File []
Embed   Help
Password  (for post and file deletion)
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG
  • Maximum file size allowed is 1000 KB.
  • Images greater than 200x200 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Read the rules and FAQ before posting.
  • Currently 255 unique user posts.
  • Search /zombies/ threads.

  • Blotter updated: 2011-09-09 Show/Hide Show All

File 132528121010.gif - (85.54KB , 495x395 , i_miss_the_internet.gif )
466 No. 466 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
It's something that started off pretty simple.

"HAY HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A TF2/L4D RP"
"LOL OK"

Little did we know that this would transform into a multi-month long epic. Okay, I say epic. I shouldn't get your hopes up like that. This is pretty much me and Izzy derping around and somehow trying to make a comprehensive story out of it all.

Everyone is free to throw any critique our way as they want. Just know that this is very rough-around-the-edges, practically untouched from the time we graced Steamchat with its derpiness. That and we don't plan on changing earlier parts, so all critique should be aimed at making us better writers in general as opposed to making this story in PARTICULAR better.

Expect to see a lot of "HOW CONVENIENT" moments, and even a little 4th wall breaking on the occasion, but hopefully nothing that will take you out of the story.

WARNING:
Named Classes
Rape Triggers
(More warnings as we go on. Can't spoil everything.)

Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
153 posts and 2 images omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No. 640
There was one leading up to the hayloft, and a stack of boxes leading to a hole in the roof. Medic held the rickety ladder while the young man ascended, and then climbed up himself, leaving the other two men to guard the barn door.

"Oh, thank cripes!" the Demoman sputtered once the two had made their ways up. "I thought this would be the death of us for sure! Yeh gotta get me mate here some help!" he cried, pulling Pyro over. "She's hurt real bad! Our own Medic went berserk and attacked 'er!"

Scout squawked. "I-I KNEW it! I KNEW pyros were chicks the whole time! Snipes owes me a fuckin' donut!"

Demo looked unamused.

As did Medic, who helped the Pyro to her feet, and over to the hole in the roof. “Easy now, easy.” He soothed, letting the young woman lean against him as she limped. The wound on her leg was bleeding rather badly, and she still held on tightly to her stomach. “Scout, hurry! Ve must get back to zhe truck!”

Scout saluted and swung and scrambled back down to the basefloor with Spy and Soldier. He whipped out his bat and began cracking heads open left and right, wanting to clear a path before he tossed the pipe bomb.

The Demo followed behind him, quickly, swinging the sword, decapitating a whole string of infected at once. Engie revved the engine and yelled, “COME ON!” and the group ran towards the truck as fast as they could.

"Go, go, go!" Scout screamed, trying to distract the infected by sprinting off in another direction and popping a few in the shoulders and noses to get their attention.
Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
>> No. 641
oh god noo scout! ah somebody save him!
>> No. 642
Oh noes.... scoot. How dare you end it right there, your leaving me on the end of my seat. I can't wait to see what happens.


File 130474452542.png - (299.40KB , 500x370 , tumblr_lk38m4dlqp1qcys8co1_500.png )
367 No. 367 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
DICKS EVERYWHERE
9 posts and 5 images omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No. 619
>>377

It's depressing how little there is for the game.

I swear, this is the one time I will honestly say that necrophilia fangirls ruin something, because if it weren't for Nellis fangirls, we'd have way more straight L4D shit.
>> No. 620
>>619
I blame the fact that Rochelle has the personality of a lamppost more than anything.
>> No. 624
>>619

Not sure if word filter or actual necrophilia...
Probably word filter but both would apply for for L4D. Nick/Ellis necrophilia, it exists and it’s terrifying.


File 128986087528.jpg - (348.04KB , 1687x2611 , 5858010.jpg )
47 No. 47 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
SPITTERS EVERYWHERE
82 posts and 28 images omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No. 464
File
Removed
>>459
SANTA THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED AT ALLL
>> No. 606
Motherfucker! Where is the rest?
>> No. 621
File 133429036256.png - (832.37KB , 808x767 , ssf.png )
621
kill me


File 129149695042.jpg - (77.90KB , 500x150 , gamblebanner.jpg )
158 No. 158 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Wanted to share my Nick fan-fic with you guys, seeing as how there is so little reading available in the L4D category.
Basically, it's just you and Nick, so deep in the swamp, you have yet to see anymore zombies. The others are dead, and you're both lost.... enjoy!

Chapter 1

"Niii-ckyyy..." you moaned childishly, holding up the legs of your pants to avoid having your already mud-plundered shoes get stuck any deeper as you trudged through this God for-saken swamp. Your nickname for the older man always grabbed his attention negatively. He had yet to learn, after every shrill, annoying time you used it, that your small goal was to irritate him. Possibly making him stop walking long enough to throw a fit with you so you could get some rest.

It worked like a charm~

The last syllable sent a chilling nerve through his upper back, arching it in anger. He spun one leg back, wide-eyed staring you down. "What!?" he briskly grunted under sharp breathe.

You placed your hands on your hips, threw your head back and sighed. "I'm tired.." You pouted. It truly was exhausting walking through thick mud for hours. You used almost every muscle in your obliques, abdomen and hamstrings just to keep up with the guy, not to mention his quick pace wasn't helping much.

He stared at you, irritated. He was tired too, but given the chance that you'd both last much longer waiting around, alone, in the dark of a creepy swamp filled with zombies, gators and who knows what the fuck else, he still wasn't going to place any bets on surviving. Not to mention that he honestly had no idea where he was going and what the hell laid around each bend, so trekking on didn't seem like the wisest move on his part either.

Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
9 posts and 2 images omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No. 461
File 132393718961.jpg - (15.18KB , 393x315 , 1310414945446.jpg )
461
ok...
>> No. 512
>>177
Like any other fanfiction, this sub-genra can get abused by idiots, too. If you want somre really nice ones, Marty has a few that are downright beautiful. Okay, so they're mostly, if not all smut. Donesn't matter - it's still TONS better than this.
>> No. 617
>>512

Link?

(I was lurking around the TF2 Class/You thread and been taking notes. Was severely tempted to write my own after this...uh...is 'travesty' too harsh or too nice a word?)


File 12977579142.png - (160.14KB , 486x342 , itsaboutthislong.png )
290 No. 290 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
L4D gay is usually horrible, sorry guys. I just had this sitting for a while and decided I may as well post it before I delete it forever. I had a non-gay fic up here a while ago but I think the site reset? OH WELL I stopped playing this game months ago when my friends did. Kinda miss it, though I'd probably be terrible now.

ANYWAY

-----

Nick didn’t know if Ellis went to church. Not like he ever talked to the guy one-on-one. It was always Ellis shoot this shoot that, Ellis shut up, Ellis is this really the time, Ellis I’d like to staple your mouth shut and I would leave you behind if you weren’t good with that gun. But Nick assumed.

And pretending he knew the kid was easier than actually getting to know the kid. Looking at him and imagining him fidgeting in a small suit was easier than looking at Coach and imagining him with kids, or looking at Rochelle and imagining her with a boyfriend.

He didn’t want to know these guys. First sign of freedom and he was out. Gone. And so every effort of familiarity sent his way was treated like an especially irksome rash. He was traveling with a moron, a burnout, and a chick, though he minded her less than the others. But it still wasn’t like he wanted to know anything, anything beyond a name and maybe a grope, maybe a few clothes off here and there.

Nick pushed them away, he pushed them away as much as one could in the tight, cramped quarters they called the saferooms, in the sewers defending themselves from smokers, or in the wet, sticky swamps. He avoided their sappy celebrations after a particularly difficult run, though he drank the beer. He tuned out their reminiscing, though he accidentally added an occasional memory of his own.

He was especially trying to avoid Ellis. The kid had to have gotten the hint that Nick just didn’t /like/ him, that his shut-the-hell-ups and quiet-the-hell-downs weren’t playful jabs, that his mocking the kid’s accent and mannerisms weren’t just jokes. Kind of, anyway. He didn’t hate the kid. But he had to have gotten the hint.
Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
3 posts and 1 image omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No. 444
File 132086422947.png - (114.93KB , 650x370 , Sniper25.png )
444
This was really cute. Thank you for posting.
>> No. 530
This was super cute! I'm in looove.
>> No. 611
File 13313300408.png - (199.67KB , 453x358 , MOARScout.png )
611
I want to read more! It was adorable~ great work


File 131579305029.jpg - (123.01KB , 480x720 , 6046418522_2714baf3ae_b.jpg )
418 No. 418 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
>>Sees the TF2 movie thread in discussion
>>Already planed out the whole cast for theoretical l4d movie
>>Knows what must be done

If anyone stopped by the tf2 movie thread, you know how this goes. Who do you think would star in it? Any ideas on who you'd like to direct? What about how it would play out?

I'd love it if it was l4d 1+2, but then the title wouldn't work out so well.

Anyway, for Ellis' actor, I choose his VA, Eric Ladin. He's a handsome guy, looks a lot like Ellis, and I can't picture anyone else getting his voice just right.
5 posts and 4 images omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No. 433
File 131633228431.jpg - (76.51KB , 533x800 , liam-neeson-e-il-colonnello-john-hannibal-smith-in.jpg )
433
>>432
His name is Chi and that is somehow funny.

Liam Neeson, I CHOOSE YOU (for Bill)
>> No. 457
File 132315502033.jpg - (40.68KB , 342x500 , tumblr_ley1f5xptb1qc5nt2o1_400.jpg )
457
>>428
>>430
They say Bradley Cooper might be the best choice for Nick.

I respectfully disagree.
>> No. 529
Whomever plays Jason Stackhouse from True Blood for Ellis?


File 129031353618.jpg - (40.00KB , 500x400 , zombies.jpg )
75 No. 75 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
What would you if a zombie outbreak occurred? Let's say there were no 'special infected', only normal zombies. Where would you go, who would you bring with you, and what would you take? What kind of supplies, guns, and ammo would you use?

Discuss your zombie plan.
42 posts and 1 image omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No. 450
>>449
First of all a cat is a cat and not a human.
Second of all your grandparents are your relatives. Blood is thicker than water.
Third of all. It´s more likely that your cat survives on it´s own than your grandparents. Even if cats are domestic, they still have enough hunting instincts in them to hunt mices, birds, ect. and to get their own food. And a zombie, no matter if it is a fast zombie or a slow zombie, will have a hard time to get the cat with it´s bare hands. Ever tried to catch a cat with your hands if this cat doesn´t want to be catched? It´s no fun.

tl;dr: Your pets are more likely to survive in a zombie apokalypse than you.
>> No. 452
>>449

Um, same anon as before. As >>450 said, she is blood, and that counts for a lot. However, we would probably have to leave my grandpa, who is blind and fragile, and would hardly survive the move let alone during a zombie apocalypse. My grandma, however, actually has a shot at surviving and is still pretty useful in her own right.

She's faily agile and sharp for her age, and she has several useful skills, such as gutting and cleaning game and fish, the creation and maitenance of fishing nets, survival and thrift in poor conditions, mending and sewing clothes, canning, and other useful skills that other people may not have.

The cat, on the other hand, is a dumbass, runs away from mice and falls off chairs. It's not going to be of any use to us.
>> No. 453
I'd rather save my cat than my grandparents. At least my cat has been there for me.


File 131640080511.jpg - (210.70KB , 1131x707 , francis_and_zoey_by_gomios13-d38md6y.jpg )
434 No. 434 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
It can't possibly be just me who wants lots of this.

I can't find shit with these two, can we have a Zoey/Francis thread?
1 post omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> No. 445
>>440

Zoey & Rochelle
>> No. 447
What about Louis/Francis
>> No. 448
>>447
oh please it's obviously francis/bill otp

(rock'n'roller cola shipping wars)


File 131935626899.jpg - (59.38KB , 405x654 , NickWeaponsRender.jpg )
441 No. 441 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
I'm trying to look for a fanfic that I saw a while ago. It was about Nick getting fucked by a hunter that he captured and tied to a bedpost, and at the end Ellis accidentally walks in on them. (I think there may have been a 2nd chapter where Ellis joins in on the fun, but i'm not entirely sure.) I've looked literally everywhere and I haven't been able to find it. Would any of you happen to have it?


File 131890452218.png - (709.73KB , 791x589 , Witch.png )
439 No. 439 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
can anyone fetch me some shots of the L4D/l4d2 models? I'm looking for turn arounds of all the special infected and some close ups of their faces. Please let me know if you can help me out here!


Delete Post []
Password  
Report Post
Reason  

Previous [0] [1] [2]