Oh ho ho. I have quite a few. But mine aren't nearly as long.
Story #1: You know the part in Swamp Fever, when you're on that ferry, where there are invisible walls all around you, and you can't escape it, no matter what?
Guess whose friend threw a molotov on the ferry boat.
#2: End of Hard Rain. I get to the boat. Totally safe. Rest of my team gets incapped by the Tank. I go to help them, we all hobble off to the boat.
I'm the last to get on, and I had one fucking foot on the boat, and a Smoker grabbed me. Boyfriend jumps off to try and save me. He dies. Bot follows him. Also dies. Our friend was the only one to survive.
#3: Suicidally playing Hard Rain on Expert. So many restarts. We are just terrible.
So we manage to get through the sugar mill. Coming down on the elevator, I start seeing 'Tank Growl' in my closed captions. Holy fuck. The elevator literally stopped right in front of him.
We all got punched to shit, my friends all died, and I ended up running to the saferoom with one health, and a Tank chasing me. BARELY made it. Door shut in his face. Holy shit it was intense.
#4: Swamp Fever, near the ferry boat again. Boyfriend and I are dicking around, and he jumps off the dock, and is hanging there, just to see how quickly the bots will help him. Literally, in the next five seconds, I get charged off into the gator park, one of the bots gets jockeyed off the side, and the other bot gets smokered a mile away. Jesus.
ANNNNND #5: Swamp Fever. I have like, no health, and am slow as fuck. Team reaches the boat, and is all 'Come on, Izzy, you can do it!'
Tank comes along. Punches me. I land on the boat with one health. End credits roll.
It was beautiful.
It's stuff like this that make me wish L4D had replays.