This is where I'm gonna put the new stuff that's too short to warrant its own thread. -------------------------------------- CHERRYBLOSSOM SPRING The Medic lay on his back, eyes shut tight, as the Heavy fucked him. His head drooped backward, geisha wig gleaming, lab coat in disarray around his shoulders like a kimono. The big man pushed the Medic's knees up toward his chest, folding him nearly in half to penetrate more deeply. The Heavy's stylish new topknot bobbed as he thrust, while the Medic bit his lip and let out a pathetic whimper. "Doktor, do I hurt you?" The Heavy stopped what he was doing. "Nein!" The Medic's icy eyes snapped open. "I am being uke und also moe! Get back to vork!" The Medic closed his eyes and tilted his chin to the side. "How do I know if it is right? I am not used to it vit'out you counting ein, zwei, ein, zwei!" "You are supposed to be ze seme! So BE seme! Rape mein arsch!" "But Doktor! I might hurt you!" "I can alvays use ze Medigun on it later." "I do not know..." the Heavy looked miserable, reluctant to bring up a topic that always caused arguments. "The Medigun enema... makes you act funny." "It feels good!" the Medic snapped. "It makes me happy! Unlike this sex. Come on, put your back into it, veakling!" The Heavy started drilling away again as the Medic delicately bit the sleeve of his lab coat and whined. "Iya~n..." Biting back a weary sigh, the Heavy concentrated on porking the Medic without dishevelling the other man's elaborate wig. Deep in his heart, he envied the Soldier and the Demoman, who were happily, homoerotically disembowelling each other in the courtyard.
"Medigun enema" "Medigun ENEMA." "MEDIGUN FUCKING ENEMA" Jesus christ. I wish I couldn't picture this. But I lost it somewhere "I am being uke" and "Rape mein arsch". Kudos, Marty. I look forward to more.
oh my god, I don't think I've laughed so hard in my whole life. Then when Heavy finally gets to tearing out Medic's arsehole, Medic can delightedly scream "IKU, IKU~UUU! Bonzai, Pinku Sakku!" THANKS MARTY!! This was great!
Medigun enema I almost want to write this now.
Medigun enema? Well that explains a lot. And the last sentence made me lose my shit so hard it turned into a brick and killed Osama Bin Laden.
Oh my God I am dying... I am dying and dead. This is amazing.
Oh my god, I was waiting for something like this, hahaha. I lost it so hard at "Iya~n..."
I adore this, there are no words.
Oh my. Kudos Marty.
Oh god. I need a some Pink as hell, and a Gashia boy RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO SEE ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Waifu-Medic sure is a bossy bessy. I don't know if I'll be able to use the medigun without shiverring, now.
"Rape mein arsch!" *insane giggling*
http://tf2chan.net/gmod/res/1906.html Marty request me <3
>>13 *didn't read the rules so does shit like this* Cut that out. Marty I almost banned you but then I decided to keep a punishment tally. You just look out next time I see you.
I fucking lost it at "I am being uke und also moe!" Goddamnit, Marty
>>15 I do apologize, Herr Oper. I forgot myself for a moment. From now on, I vill keep ze merriment to a minimum. I am wearing my serious face. .... See? It is very serious, indeed.
>>17 You crack me up every time you speak, err type. Also, do I wanna know what uke, moe, and seme are?
>>18 Google is your friend. But whatever. "uke" = receiver/bottom/submissive (depending on context). Seme is just the opposite. "Moe" doesn't translate super-well, but it describes cutesy, girlish mannerisms such as those characterized by animu girls. Tee-hee, blush, what have you.
19 Actually, the best way I've seen "moe" described in English is as "turn-ons", or things that get you excited about a person/character. It doesn't have to be cute or girly at all, (for example, glasses are unisex) but the reason why this image is so commonly associated with "moe" is probably because cute anime girls are often created solely to appeal to viewer's sense of moe. Examples of non-cutesy moe might be Medic's glasses, the fact that Demoman has one eye, that we have no idea what is under Pyro's mask, and the way Heavy names and talks to his weapons.
>>20 Well, wikipedia has this to say: Moe (èŒãˆ?, pronounced [mow-ee]) is a Japanese slang word. One expert claims it is derived from a Japanese word that literally means "budding", as with a plant that is about to flower, and thus it can also be used to mean "budding" as with a preadolescent girl. The word has come to be used to mean one particular kind of "adorable", one specific type of "cute", mainly as applied to fictional characters. It does go on to say that the origins of the term are unclear and there is another person arguing that it is based on the idea that you use, but it's overwhelmingly - almost exclusively - USED in the cute little girl sense (with variations for different /types/ of moe, but they all end up being "here's a little girl who is cute" - "here's a little girl who is cute and wears glasses," "here's a little girl who is cute and has a temper," et cetera. When the word is applied to inanimate objects, like with those, uh, those things that are beans and also dogs or whatever, it still pretty exclusively holds to the idea of personifying via cuteness. Also, Marty, you crack me up, never change.