Aspid split toungue lick and suck cock of AlexThorn
Lolwhut?
Well I never.
Um...don't most porn spam we get have a link or something? Not saying I wanted one, I'm just a bit baffled.
Come on guys, don't you get it? Break it down. Aspid. Aspid is not a word, but most likely a typo in the artist's rush to present this beautiful, emotionally touching piece of work before us. Leaving us with sapid, the question is left; what does sapid mean? According to the average dictionary, sapid is an archaic way of saying 'pleasant to the taste.' Split tongue. A split tongue is the mark of the serpent, which, in the Bible, was the creature that Satan used as a disguise to lure Eve to do his bidding. Licking and sucking are, of course, sexual acts, and, in this context, cock is also sexual. Alex. Alexander the Great viewed himself as a deity, hence, Christians in that time thought he was the Antichrist. Thorn. A crown of thorns were placed upon the head of Jesus Christ during the crucifixion. Obviously, OP is attempting to save us from the sweet lure of Satan, who calls us to place ourselves before God. His message also reminds us that Jesus died for our souls, so that we wouldn't suffer for all of eternity by falling to the forked-tongue call of temptation. OR OP IS A FUCKING MORON WHO CAN'T WRITE TROLL PORN TO SAVE HIS LIFE.
Reminds me of the empty threads >>5 Nah you've got it all wrong, this is an OC story they didn't finish! Aspid is obviously their Spy character who has a split tongue and Alex Thorn is their Sniper and they're so getting jiggy with it.
KIT-BOTNIK FOR PRESIDENT!
>>6 PROFOUND! I bow to you.
>>5 Magnificent. I shed a tear.
I am most amused how people took the troll post and made it awesome All I did was report it when it first came up lulz. >>5 and >>6? CLEARLY you are now appointed to translate all such posts, enjoy your promotion.