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1669 No. 1669
Merscout was the prettiest merman of them all, and had all the best things in life. His father was king of the merpeople, MerMedic who ruled the 7 seas with great justice and made the seas a safer place by banishing the evil sea witch, Tentaspy. Tentaspy was known for terrible deads like putting Evanescences discography on his ipod and listening to it at full volume on public seahorse buses. Tentaspy was also known to touch little merpeople that wanted wishes granted and ruin peoples lifes and make them sad and make them listen to linkin park for eternity and make them sell their bodies to shady merpeople who smell faintly of piss.

Thanks to Merscouts daddy, Tentaspy wasn't allowed near the magical kingdom of the merpeople. At the kingdom they had fun and parties all the time and the Merscout loved to sing and dance with his friends. His best friends were Demo the crab and Engineer the flounder fish. With his two friends they went on adventures and the little Merscout had funny feelings about his crab friend. The best thing about the sea was the amazing objects that fell from above that he put in his grotto! Today he got a weird looking head band thing with foamy ear things, which he thought he'd go talk to Soldier about.

Soldier was a crazy but fun seagull who knew all kinds of things and taught the little Merscout facts of life and the world above. Soldier had taught Merscout many things like masturbation and what a fork was. Soldier was looking out today and said hello when Merscout appeared and said oh Merscout you've got yourself a headset! People on land wear these things on their tails you see.

Merscout though this was very weird, but Soldier was the smartest so he put it on his tail. As he was swimming back home to his magical kingdom it was getting very stormy and there was that thing called a ship in the water. The waters were very dangerous and the ship wasn't looking very good! The Merscout was very said when he saw people jumping off the edge and the storm got worse she he started to swim around helping people.

Who knew that Merscout would find a very handsome prince who had passed out on a plank of wood. Quickly the Merscout moved the man towards shore and onto land because he wasn't waking up. After a while the storm cleared up and the sun began to show again and Merscout tried everything to wake up the handsome man.

Suddenly the man woke up and Merscout was scared and didn't know what to do so he jumped into the water and hit behind a rock. The man sat up and looked at the Merscout and asked for his name and said that he was a rich prince from a far away land called Australia and wants to give his thanks to his saviour. But Merscout was very shy and while he blushed he swam away back into the water.

Later on Merscout was in his grotto sorting out his new items and he felt very sad. He wanted to walk with the people on land and be with that handsome man! But he was just a Merscout and his daddy was against him talking to people on the land and told Merscout that they were all very bad people.

Demo the crab was trying very hard to cheer up Merscout with some upbeat songs and fun and dancing as Merscout loves that, but Merscout was feeling depressed and put on his My Chemical Romance CD that dropped down from above and Engineer tried cheering up Merscout with an adventure but Merscout just played Halo instead to feel a void in his heart.

Suddenly, Merscout had a brilliant idea! The sea witch granted wishes and his wish was to go on land and get married to the handsome prince! Against his friends protests, the Merscout swam really really fast to the darker area of the sea to find the sea witches cave.

It was very dark and scary as he entered the cave and these scary eels came around that couldn't speak probably and spoke in hmpphs. Merscout slowly swam through the tunnel until he heard singing about LA REVOLUTION HONH HONH HONH and he quietly coughed. Mr TentaSpy I want to have my wish granted and Tentaspy turned around and grinned and he smelled like garlic which wasn't very nice.

Tentaspy said yes I will grant your wish but you must carry my babies for 3 days and on the 3 morning if you haven't got boned by your prince you must be the mother to my babies and let me have access to your ass whenever I want that is fair? but one more thing you must give me your penis in exchange for legs and your Prince must love you for who you are and not sex.

Merscout thought this was a tough decision as he liked his penis and he didn't want to carry about Tentaspy babies. However this would be the only chance and he could make his prince love him because he loved him very much and they'll live happily ever after if the Merscout tried hard enough!

Fine I will do it! Said Merscout who made up his mind for love. The sea witch smiled and a tentacle wrapped around the little Merscouts arm and ther Merscout got very tense because Soldier told him about bad touches. A magic contract appeared and Merscout signed it while Tentaspy laughed evily and then Merscout ended up with tentacles in bad places.

Afterwards he was pregnant with 302 tentaspy babies and then he grew legs instead of a tail but his penis was taken away! He felt a bit sad but he had to swim up to land as he couldn't breath under water anymore. Thankfully he was the fastest swimmer in the whole sea kingdom and was on the shore in no time.

As he moved onto the beach he saw his prince in the distance and he quickly put his hands over his bad area because he was embarassed.

Sniper the prince was walking down the beach and saw the handsome man that had saved him! Ever since the storm Sniper wanted to thank Merscout with a nice evening out with expensive champagne and flowers and chocolates. Quickly he ran to his saviour and said why are you naked I must get you some clothes and we can go on a romantic date in thanks of you saving my life.

Merscout was very happy and said yes and then soon he was dressed in clothes and it was weird to have legs but he was fast with a thing Soldier called running. He wore special running shoes and he liked these new clothes very much as it covered up his ass more than his scales.
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>> No. 1670
Sniper then took him out on a tour around the area and showed him many wonderful things like baseball bats, guns, australian things, chocolate and other fun things that Scout really enjoyed. Infact he enjoyed it so much he almost forget about the babies in his stomach and having no penis.

It was night time and they went to a lake and went on a boat and it was really romantic. However, Demo had followed Merscout and was very stressed because Merscouts daddy, Medic, was very angry and told Demo to get back Merscout so Demo was watching Merscout closely. Demo then realized how deeply in love Merscout was and instead of ruining their love he tried to set the mood with romantic love songs.

Sniper was getting closer and closer to having sex with Scout until the Tentaspy minions moved the boat and oh no! pushed them into the water! Snipers boner was now ruined!

Ohwell Merscout thought as he always has tomorrow he still has a few more days left. So he went home with Sniper but they slept in different rooms because Sniper was a gentleman like prince. Merscout didn't get much sleep as he was too excited and the babies inside of him where gross and he was getting fustrated he couldn't masturbate and now he'd have to pee like a girl.

The next day however Merscout and Sniper went out again but the evil sea witch had seen what had happened the night before and decided to stop it before Sniper actually boned Merscout as Tentaspy wants Merscouts ass for all eternity. Tentaspys plan was to disguise himself as a handsome man with good looks and nice hair and smelt really nice. Sniper saw this handsome man who called himself Spy and started to grope the man.

Merscout watched in horror and felt really sad so she left as Sniper began taking Spy into his coach. Little did Merscout know but Tentaspy was using his sea witch powers to hypnotise Sniper into forgetting about Merscout and to fuck Spy instead!

Little did Tentaspy know that Demo was watching and found out Tentaspys evil plan. Quickly Demo went to find Merscout to tell him what was really happening before it was too late because Merscout would be Tentaspys and have his babies if Sniper boned anyone else!

Thankfully, Demo called his fish friends and other animals to help stall time for Merscout to stop Sniper from boning Tentaspy. Engineer helped get other animals to go into Snipers room and stop him from having sex with the evil sea witch. As the animals and fish helped stop them from having sex, Merscout used his super special running skills to burst into the room.

No Sniper I am your true love that thing on your bed is a SPY! Sniper was shocked and pushed Tentaspy away but suddenly Merscout felt a pressure in his stomach, a pressure that grew and grew, and when he looked down at his stomach he saw that his stomach was growing and growing too! What the hell is happening he shouted and Prince Sniper was distracted from Tentaspy and ran to Merscout's side. Oh god prince sniper i think i am dying said merscout and prince sniper kissed merscout on the lips just before his abdomen burst open, spraying thousands of baby tentaspies all over everything.

Just as keikaku chuckled Tentaspy as he slunk off into the deep waters again. Just as keikaku.
>> No. 1671
Fuck yes I love this fic. Good job mentle.
>> No. 1686
Part of me was slightly horrified, but the rest could not stop laughing. I think I may have ruptured my spleen or something...
>> No. 1689
I just cried my tearducts inside out laughing.
>> No. 1690
golly what a great story!
>> No. 1691
The pee like a girl part made me lol.
>> No. 1695
This.
I love this.
>> No. 1697
Dear god, this is amazing.

I need MerScout 2.
>> No. 1706
Pictures...so many pictures in my head.

God, I can't stop laughing!
Very well done
>> No. 1716
aww I love Merscout!!!!
>> No. 1719
How about more illustrations, since we're on the AFanart board...? (That, and I wanna see Tentaspy and handsome Prince Sniper.)
>> No. 1720
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>>1719
>> No. 1722
>>1720
I came hard.
>> No. 1733
I actually liked this story. Hopefully you'll write more fairy tale parodies.
>> No. 1736
I came a thousand suns
plus one.
>> No. 1748
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1748
I do NOT draw MPreg.

Hope you're happy now Mentle.

Anyone want to guess what this fetish is called?
>> No. 1755
>>1748
is it called "shitty art" 'cause that's basically what it looks like to me
>> No. 1759
>>1755
Crap, you beat me too it.
>> No. 1761
>>1748

dear lord. never touch a pencil ever again.
>> No. 1766
>>1748
hahaha what IS that

it looks like some sort of

soem sort of shit art
>> No. 1769
It's called Oviposition, or egg laying.

Like I said, I don't draw MPreg.

(nobody gives a fuck what the names of your retarded furry fetishes are, bro)
>> No. 1774
>>1769

I can't stop loling.
>> No. 1776
Heres the keynotes from the original thread this started from and this one.

1.) Tf2chan only tolerate the faggorty of tentaspy because they like the artist (IE. they suck his cawk for prons.)

2.) Someone new lampoons the idea.

3.) First response is shitty, setting the tone.

4.) Cockmongler and crew jump on to flame for epic lulz, even though they can't draw and only have this need to be assholes due to their jealous RAAAAAAEGG.

5.) Lastly, modfuck, what the hell man? Oviposition belongs to ASSTR.org, an adult (human) story site that came out long before your stupid fucking shit here, or really, the adult furfags.

In short, all you motherfuckers can suck a proxy.

BTW, all your artists are namefags.

(sorry bro don't care)
>> No. 1777
Oh, and you all jerk it to heavy getting a prostate exam from the medic.

Take it less srsly, bro.
>> No. 1778
personally i think the funniest part is that "all your artists are namefags" is apparently an insult
>> No. 1779
>>1776
oh my god! I'm an artist with a name tag who can draw anatomy and not force a shitty ass fetish into a fandom that doesn't need it then post said shitty ass fetish on the net and expect people to act like that shit is normal or sexy.

THAT MAKES ME THE BAD GUY, RIGHT?
>> No. 1780
>>1776
And that's why I love this chan and owl.
>> No. 1781
>>1776


I like our namefags, senor sentry! They're a lot better then you and your abandonment issues!
>> No. 1782
Right, the point was the original artist was blasted for being a "namefag" before that thread was deleted or whatever.

Just pointing out how the community sees something as an offense when they want and other times let it slide because they'll take a shot in the mouth from their favorite artists whenever offered the chance to blow their mighty cocks.

You're still a bunch of kids jerking and diddling to gay video game rape. Shouldn't you all have grown out of that crap at 13 years old before you got prison gay desperate? Back when you were still looking at Laura Croft's pixelated ass?

I only came here to white knight, so fuck your shit and your lust for Engineer.

Modfag, pwned like moot. Your ban does not stick.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
(funny, i only came here to ban you and chew bubblegum & it looks like i ran out of bubblegum goddamn)
>> No. 1783
I love to white knight, FYI, though this place sucks compared to 4chan, this is just a crappy knock off, even down to the failed ban page.
>> No. 1784
>>1782
I laughed.
>> No. 1785
>>1783
Protip:4chan itself is a "knockoff".
>> No. 1786
>>1783
This is probably irrelevant right now but OH BOY 4CHAN IS BACK UP
>> No. 1787
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
(funny, i only came here to ban you and chew bubblegum & it looks like i ran out of bubblegum goddamn)

/v/ says no.

(/afanart/ says yes)
>> No. 1788
Oh, I'm done btw... tired of just playing proxy... since it isn't exactly difficult to be cheezy with it.

Point remains, this community is a tired and shitty clone of /b/ cancer.

(we'll all shed a tear for you)
>> No. 1789
>>1788
lol, original content = cancer now?

you haven't been on 4chan long.
>> No. 1790
The b& text is always much funnier to read then whatever the hell this guy is spouting.
>> No. 1791
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You guys jerk it to video game characters? Psht, LOSERS. FAILURES. DISGUSTING


Egg laying is where it's at. Seriously guys, if you wanna be cool you gotta get your rocks off to guys shittin eggs out. That's the only way to roll.

Haters be hatin but I'm out.
>> No. 1792
Can someone delete this shit or lock the thread
Mentle post story in /fic/ or something so it is saved
>> No. 1793
this thread made my day
>> No. 1794
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1794
>>1782
You guys damn right you lust for this hot ass.

also tentaspy was created in words, not pictures. for the record. there ain't no original artist to fellate, technically.
>> No. 1795
>>1791

This.
>> No. 1797
this is a awesome thread.

Also, Owl, you know the person with the proxy is playing "HAHAHA I WATCH U DEBATE ON CLOZING MI SHET HAHAHAHA"
>> No. 1799
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>>this thread

It's...it's beautiful.
>> No. 1800
Gawrsh, it sure is butthurt around here.


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