nnnnnnnng, god i hope Kilo approves of this, cuz I know I do
C:

I should probably Namefag huh (OP here)? I'll go with something Silent Hill related.

Damn. I knew I was going to get sniped to this idea! Still, this looks good to me! Can't wait to see how you continue this.

ANYTHING? Better be prepared to back that up Soldier! :D Keep going.

It's interesting, most of the time the Soldier's characterized as a bigot and a homophobe. And as a psycho. You've made him into a sweet, amicable ol' softie, and even if a kink is a kink, I just don't think it fits him. Happy Birthday? Really? This is the same guy who gives lectures to the severed heads of his victims? If he's some sort of tsundere, this works, but to me, it just seems so unlike the Soldier I know...

I hope Kilo is happy with this
it makes me smile. I could see crazy Solly being not so crazy and luvin up on his Engie, especially on his birthday!

Well Sonnemelzen, the kink was Soldier bending to Engineer's every whim; I don't think that would be a very valid premise unless Soldier had already softened up quite a bit (unless we were getting into non-consensual stuff, which I'm not touching) . Besides, this is Solly going out of his way to make sure his Engie has a nice birthday; doesn't mean he still can't be psychotic and violent to everyone else (which the kink doesn't call for). I'm also basing this a lot off of what Kilo has presented us with his/her own work, which is Engineer and Soldier both being very sweet to each other, so I figured it's what s/he would be looking for.

>(unless we were getting into non-consensual stuff, which I'm not touching)
Oh, but I will. I WILL.

Good stuff. Kilo's a laydee, btw.

I really need to remember to keep my namefag...

Rather small update right now, but will probably add more later tonight.
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"Pyro's a helluva cook ain't he?" Engineer inquired, recalling the morning's breakfast. He was digging through his locker for fresh fatigues and a towel.

"I told him what you liked. Make sure you stick around for dinner," replied Soldier with a smirk.

"Thanks Solly," said the Engineer. Soldier smiled at him from the bench. Engineer's hands finally emerged from the locker with a white pair of socks. "Sorry to keep you waiting," he apologized as he shut the locker door with his foot. Engineer stuffed his change of clothes and towel into the near by duffel bag. "Now, how's about a shower?"

"I like the sound of that," replied Soldier hungrily. Soldier stood up and snatched the zipped up bag, lifting over his head and resting the strap on his shoulder. He moved over next to Engineer and turned his back to his partner, slightly hunched over.

"Solly, what're you-," Engineered began, his head tilted and eyebrows arched in confusion. "Wait, yer not serious?" he finished, as he recognized what Soldier was offering.

"Do I sound like I'm laughing Engie?" Soldier responded, with a harsh tone in his voice. Engineer stood, moderately dumbfounded.

"Heh, if you insist..." Engineer approached Soldier's back, not wanting to offend him, and wrapped his arms around the commando's neck . Soldier reached his arms back and scooped up Engineer's legs. "I can't believe I'm letting you do this for me..." muttered Engineer, his cheeks turning scarlet. Soldier straightened his posture, carrying the Engineer on his back.

"Don't be silly, Engie. It's your day after all," said Soldier playfully. The helmeted man trotted out of the locker room and into the daylight with the Engineer carried behind him. His passenger laid his head against Soldier's muscled back.

"Thanks, Solly," whispered Engineer.

This is great
It's nice to see a different side of Solly for once

Non-psychotic Solly makes me happy inside :3

I'm loving both of the Engineer/Soldier stories we've got going now. The piggy back ride is... way cuter than I ever expected the Soldier to get.

The cloudless day only further illuminated the Engineer's embarrassment, as he traveled to the showers on the back of his partner; the bright sun only ensured that any passerby BLUs could clearly see his blushing face. Engineer rested there with his eyes closed, monitoring how the Soldier walked. Awfully steady, he thought. The Engineer pondered whether the Soldier was exercising more careful steps because he was being carried, or if it was an act of habit. Regardless, Engineer couldn't help but admit that the traveling arrangement was far more comfortable than he'd expected. The two were barely ten steps out of the locker room when suddenly, Engineer smelled what he instantly recognized as cigarette smoke.

"Charming," said an accented voice from behind. Engineer opened his eyes and raised his head, craning it as far left as he could to see the blue-suited, balaclava donned spook slowly trailing the duo. A lit cigarette lay wedged in between the man's leather glove-wrapped fingers. Soldier turned to face him.

"Is there a problem, spook?" Soldier asked aggressively. Engineer suddenly felt incredibly humiliated; propped upon the back of his lover during what would surely become an argument. I might as well be in a God damned stroller, Engineer thought.

"Why doesn't ze laborer answer?" The French man sneered, flicking the lit cigarette onto the ground at his feet. "Tell me, /Engie/, did you fall and scrape your knee? Does it hurt too much to walk yourself?" A wave of disgust flushed over the Spy's face as he finished, while opening his polished cigarette case revealed from the inside of his suit.

Engineer began to unfasten his arms from the Soldier, signaling to get down. The commando turned to eye him from over his shoulder, and shook his head slightly. Engineer instead decided to stay right where he was. The Engineer had expected Soldier to respond, perhaps violently, to the Spy's remark, but his partner stayed silent, merely staring at the suited man. After a moment, Engineer settled on answering.

"Ah'm fine actually; I just happen to enjoy the ride. Thanks for the concern though, Spah," said Engineer sarcastically, a smile beaming over the commando's shoulder. Soldier turned away from the masked spook and continued the trek towards the showers. Engineer resumed in resting his head on Soldier's back.

"Cute," replied Spy flatly, clearly unimpressed. He had withdrawn a new cigarette and had already placed it between his lips.

"Definitely a lot cuter than you are, maggot!" Soldier called out.

And yes, a shower scene is incoming.

>"Definitely a lot cuter than you are, maggot!"I just lost it right there. :D
And yay, an upcming shower scene!

EEE Thank you so much for the thought! I love it! It's a shame I have limited internet at the moment otherwise I would make a long gushy comment. Keep doing what yer doin', I will love it regardless of much porniness or not. 8D I am indebted to you~

Embarrassed though he was, Engineer couldn't help but feel empowered by Soldier's strong presence after interacting with Spy. The Engineer disembarked upon reaching the showers; Scout was the only one inside, slipping a fresh shirt on, when the two entered.

"Scram, private!" bellowed Soldier. Scout jumped.

"Jeez, fine," Scout said defiantly as he snatched up his supplies and headed for the door. "Fags." Soldiers face contorted at the remark as the door closed after Scout's departure.

"He'll grow up," consoled Engineer. He was beginning to unbutton his blue collard shirt

Soldier started to approach his partner. "I could speed up the process if you want," the helmeted man offered in a hungry tone.

"Nah," Engineer declined. "'preciate it though, darlin'." He winked at Soldier. Soldier stared for a moment before rushing over to aid in Engineer's undressing.

The commando leaned close to Engineer's ear. "Allow me," he said softly. Engineer could only smile as the Soldier picked up where he himself had left off in unbuttoning his shirt.

"Solly... this morning at breakfast," Engineer started, his smile fading. "I didn't realize... I-I mean..." he fumbled. "You dun have to do all this ya know?" Soldier continued to unbutton, nearing the bottom of Engineer's shirt.

"No... I do," Soldier said, his voice filled with regret. "I do need to do this this. You deserve this more than just one day a year." The shirt was unbuttoned. Engineer slipped it off and tossed it to the nearby bench.

Before Soldier could move to work onto another article of clothing, Engineer slowly wrapped his arms around the commando, embracing him into a hug. "Thanks partner," Engineered said into Soldier's chest. Soldier merely wrapped one large hand around the back of the Engineer's head, and another around his bare back. The two stood there stationary for nearly a full minute, honoring the breathing and heartbeat intervals of each other in silence.

"Then in that case, I suppose..." Engineer started, as he carefully pushed away from the embrace. "...you should probably get started on mah boots then huh?"

Delicious manly affection, with the promise of kink on the way! Woo!

This. This is so amazingly cute. I think I'm getting cavities just reading it! My god, I can't wait for your next update.

man fluff, oh how i adore thee
definitely looking forward to more C:

A pile of worn fatigues and shirts lay piled on the bench near the showers, with two pairs of dark boots underneath them. Soldier and Engineer were both completely stripped now. Soldier reached over to the chrome nob beneath one of the shower heads and turned it in nearly two full rotations. Warm water spewed from overhead, soaking the two men. Engineer smiled at Soldier.

"I don't suppose you plan on letting do this myself, do ya?" the Engineer teased.

"No sir!" Soldier exclaimed. Engineer noted how clearly he could see his lover's eyes without the helmet. It was nice.

Soldier retrieved a bar of cream-colored soap from the nearby wall-mounted dish and began slathering it across his hands, creating an increasingly thickening sudsy texture. Engineer stepped backwards out of the overhead spray as Soldier replaced the bar of soap into the dish. Slowly circling his partner, Soldier approached the naked Engineer from behind. Though the two had shared many intimate moments, this was the first time they were entirely nude in the other's presence. Engineer found it an unsurprisingly liberating experience, as if a great tension had been lifted from his shoulders.

Engineer felt his lovers large war-worn hands rest on his shoulders, leaving a slippery, soapy trail down his back. The commando's hands then reached around to the Engineer's front, finding his muscular abdomen, and rising to his chest, brushing over his nipples. Then the Soldier's hands had returned to Engineer's shoulders, completely wrapping around. Soldier leaned into the Engineer, lowering his head down and kissing his lover on the back of the neck. Engineer could feel a stiffening erection press against the bottom of his back, just above his ass. The Engineer gasped momentarily at the contact.

"Aw Solly," The Engineer breathed in pleasure. He could already feel himself beginning to get hard. Soldier was moving his oral affection from Engineer's neck to just below his ear.

"What is it?" Soldier whispered. Engineer felt the Soldier's large hands now lowering, rubbing over his entire chest and stomach. Soldier resumed the affectionate kissing.

"N-nothing, just..." Engineer verbally stumbled. "Yer doin' fine, partner." Soldier's obviously more prepared for this, Engineer thought to himself as his lover was now leaving a soapy and sudsy trail all down the length of his arms. Engineer didn't want to ruin the moment for Soldier, but he couldn't help but question just how extensive this shower would become for the two of them.

Wait? Where's the rest?

What a cocktease update. But it's still effin' awesome.

GO ON, WE'RE NOT GONNA STOP YOU. :D

God, I just LOVE how fuckin' adorable these two are! Unsure Engie is pretty much my favorite person ever C: More please?

I can barely contain my glee. Proceed.

Next update will be extra long to make up for the absence. Also, I've decided to ultimately take a slightly more... different approach than what you might be expecting, and I have a feeling not many will like it. Apologies in advance.

it's not going to be all S+M'd up is it? >:(

I don't care if it's not S+M. We've got another Engie/Solly fic goin' for that (which I also love for different reasons). Thus far, this has been the sweetest thing I've read, and even if it seems a bit out there even for Soldier, I'm okay with that.

Nah, it's nothing like S&M. It's just that things may not get as porny as many of you were expecting. Also, I was out of town for a bit, but I'm back. Sorry for the delay

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Engineer had guided Soldier back underneath the spewing shower head. The soapy remnants of Soldier bathing the two of them swept from their bodies onto to the slippery tiled floor. Soldier, still positioned behind his lover, was lightly sweeping his hands over Engineer's bare body, rinsing him of any remaining suds. Soldier's erection was still prodding against Engineer from behind. Engineer had been pondering his partner's proposal to perform /anything/ he asked, but the Texan couldn't help but feel conflicted. It /is/ a gift, the Engineer thought to himself. I know Solly wants it, but then... Why am I so God damned nervous?

"Hey, Solly," Engineer began. His mind raced. he could feel Soldier's attention on him, awaiting his upcoming words. Engineer hesitated. "I know you like to do yer exercises during the day, but since Pyro'll be busy..." God damn it, Engineer thought to himself over his spoken words. He couldn't bring himself to ask for this to go further; he told himself he didn't want to take advantage of the Soldier. "I was wonderin' if you'd join me on mah patrol at noon? I don't really like doin' it alone..." His voice trailed off uncertainly. Angry thoughts started to gnaw at The Texan's brain. Don't wanna take advantage of him? What the hell kinda excuse is that? Or am I just... not ready?

Soldier had finished rinsing Engineer off, and had wrapped his massive arms around the Texan.

"Hah, of course I'll come!" Soldier exclaimed. Engineer's heart lifted in relief at the reaction.

"Thanks Solly," said Engineer. He turned carefully in lover's grasp and kissed Soldier on the lips. Soldier worked his tongue into his partner's mouth passionately. Engineer returned the favor.

The two stood there, entwined in each other's arms, eyes peacefully closed, kissing.

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"Vhut vere you doing out there anyway!? You're not scheduled for patrol today!" Medic yelled as he jabbed a syringe into the Australian's right calf. The Sniper hissed through his teeth as the needle punctured his discolored, swollen flesh.

"Sorry Doc, I was bored. Ain't nothin' ta do till the dinner tonight for Truckie," Sniper explained, gritting his teeth while Medic emptied the serum into his leg. The doctor sighed.

"Zhere is a very strict reason why Engineer is zhe only one permitted to leave the facility alone." Medic removed the syringe from his ally's skin. "Zhough I must admit zhe last zsing I expected you of all to fall victim to vould be a snake bite. Veren't you a hunter at one point? I assume Australia vould have much harsher vildlife." Medic stood up and placed the used syringe in the sink behind him.

"There ain't no snakes with fuckin' growths like that on their tails in Austalia, mate," Sniper replied, grunting at the pain.

"Vell zhen next time go viz zhe Engineer if you must, so you don't make such mistakes again," Medic stated and he retrieved a roll of bandages and suturing kit from one of the cabinets lining the walls of the infirmary, before returning to the bed to continue treating his patient.

"That necessary Doc?" Sniper asked nervously.

"Just a few stitches, now sit still," the doctor ordered as he knelt down closer to the bite wound on the Sniper's calf. Sniper turned his head to focus on something else while the Medic prepared to perform the stitches. A damn shame he ain't got nothin' in here worth lookin' at, Sniper thought.

"Speakin' of our Engineer," Sniper started suddenly, deciding to try conversation to avoid his attention on the procedure. "You comin' to his dinner tonight, Doc?" The Medic sighed.

"I vill be busy. I vould not count on it." Medic squinted his eyes through his spectacles as he pierced the needle cleanly through the Australian's skin. The Sniper arched his brows at the brief pain.

"Come on mate, this only happens once a year fer each of us," Sniper pleaded.

"Zhen you can send him my most sincere apologies," Medic said sarcastically. Sniper sighed.

"'f you insist mate, but I bet you Pyro's cookin' will make it worth it alone." The German didn't respond, but merely continued the suturing treatment on Sniper's leg. "This ain't about him and the Soldier, is it?"

Medic aggressively snapped the excess stitch and then reached for the bandages. "Vhat vould make you zsink I care what zshose two are up to?"

"I jus' noticed you ain't been as friendly to the two of them since they, y'know /came out,/" Sniper emphasized.

"It is none of my business," Medic said, rising to his feet after finally finishing the treatment.

"Then stop makin' yer business, mate," Sniper retorted. The two men stared at each other coldly through two separate pairs of glasses. The Medic sighed again, removing his spectacles and rubbing his eyes with his thickly gloved fingers.

"If I attend tonight, vill you stop badgering me about zis?" Medic pleaded.

"It'll be a start," Sniper teased with a smirk.

"Fine, vhutever."

Aaaaahhhh! What have I done!? D :

I don't mind the font.

It makes it stand out from the replies, making it easier to read.

Please continue.

This humble anon is VERY happy that you've updated, and is actually quite happy that you're taking your time getting to the any porny parts, means there's more of it to enjoy. 8D

Woah woah woah.
Medic is jealous?
I just thought he didnt like pda or something...

Engineer had been pondering his partner's proposal to perform /anything/ he asked, but the Texan couldn't help but feel conflicted.
DAMMIT ENGIE. Paddle Solly's ass and call him Nancy. You want to, he wants you to, just DO it.

Engineer had been pondering his partner's proposal to perform /anything/ he asked, but the Texan couldn't help but feel conflicted.
DAMMIT ENGIE. Paddle Solly's ass and call him Nancy. You want to, he wants you to, just DO it.

... I MEANT to do that.

IT'S BEEN REVIVED
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

IT LIIIIIIVVVVEEESSS!!!!!! BOOYEAH!
this soldier said anything but engy is so sweet he feels like he'd be taking advantage of him. adorable please continue and fluff is enough for me!