"I learned a new word last night!""Was it go away I'm busy?""That's four words, you fag. That's as many as four ones, and that's terr."Medgineer ignored him. This was, of course, the Cardinal Sin and he would go to hell and burn forever for it, but he did it all the fucking time anyway and Spyro rarely actually bothered to start the "burning forever" bit because if he did that he would not be getting any from that quarter for at least a week and he wasn't even going near Sniper anymore now that he knew the guy was into fucking pissing on people, goddamn."Herjin'," Spyro said proudly.Medgineer kept ignoring him."Don't you even wanna know what it means, mang?""No.""Too bad, I will demonstrate." Spyro pushed things out of his way so he could sit on Medgineer's desk, and kept a death grip on the edge with one hand so he couldn't be pushed off as he unzipped his pants."I learned this from the internet," he explained proudly, herjing his cock hard, before biting his lip with the intensity of the effort."You're sitting on my stapler," Medgineer observed."I knew something was raping me," Spyro gasped, "but it is hella worth it. Adds to the whole herjin' experience - "Suddenly, he herjed all over Medgineer's goggles."Aww, yeah," said Spyro smugly."I hate you, boy."
I am in-game and I can't remember the tripcode for my silly one, so have my old one for once. Fuck yes, typos are the best, herjing is awesome.
/r/ somebody else write heavy/sniper herjin'
Stereo: I /might/ attempt to write your Heavy/Sniper herjin' story for lulz.titus n. owl: hahahahahahahahahaha[IAC] Combat Baby: do iit[IAC] Combat Baby: need more heavy...[IAC] Combat Baby: like we need more demotitus n. owl: also step one of gettin high on cactus if you just plain eat the cactus without doin anything to it is OH SHIT I FEEL SICK I SHOULD NOT HAVE EATEN THAT CACTUS I'M GONNA THROW UP---titus n. owl: holy shit that's perfecttitus n. owl: for herjin'titus n. owl: :Vtitus n. owl: /duh/titus n. owl: :VStereo: because I figure it could be one of those things where Heavy and Sniper are picked to go out of base for whatever reason, similar to a bunch of other stories.Stereo: and Heavy's like "SNIPER, I AM HUNGRY, YOU NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT?" AND SNIPER IS LIKE "OI MATE MAN UP" OR SOMETHING STEREOTYPICALLY AUSTRALIANStereo: AND THEN SNIPER SEES A CACTUS AND IS LIKE "FIRST RULE OF SURVIVALISM IS KNOWING YOUR EDIBLES" OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE HE KNOWS CACTUS IS EDIBLE BUT AT THE SAME TIME DO CACTI EVEN EXIST IN AUSTRALIA I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BUT LET'S GO WITH THATStereo: AND JUST TO SHUT HEAVY UP HE CUTS OFF SOME PEYOTE CACTUS AND THEY EAT IT AND THEN THEY GET SO FUCKED UP OFF THAT SHITStereo: AND HEAVY'S LIKE "OH NO WHAT IS HAPPENING I DON'T FEEL RIGHT" AND THEN HE POPS A HUGE BONER AND ATTEMPTS TO FEEL UP SNIPER BECAUSE OF FUCKING HALLUCINATIONSStereo: MEANWHILE SNIPER IS LIKE "OI MATE YOU'RE CUDDLY" AND STARTS CUDDLING WITH HEAVY BECAUSE DAMN HEAVY'S FAT FEELS SO GOODStereo: AND THEN THEY START TEARING EACH OTHER'S CLOTHES OFF AND SHIT AND THEY LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PACK OF COYOTES OR DINGOES IN HEAT OR SOME SHIT WITH THEIR TONGUES HANGING OUT BUT THEN HEAVY'S LIKE "I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD WHERE IS DOKTOR" AND THEN THE PLEASURE OF SNIPER RUBBING AGAINST HIM IS TOO MUCH AND THEN HE CLIMAXES AND HERJES ALL OVER SNIPERStereo: THE ENDtitus n. owl: HAHAHAHA[IAC] Combat Baby: lolStereo rites gud pron.*And that is how Stereo wrote her first adult fanfiction.