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No. 6517
Hi again guys its me. I'm all NERVOUS and stuff cause this is only my second fic.

This was inspired by a short chat a long while ago with cashew. Twas cashew who beta-ed this fic also and made sense of my rambling.

Oh and this is way more light-hearted. So enjoi!

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The showers shot out hot water that dripped down the Medic's bare skin in small streams. His flesh reddened. Medic pushed the strands of soaked hair from his face. Steam flooded around the man in a thick fog. He took a deep breath gathering the hot air into his lungs, forehead pressed to the cold tile, gloved hands moving slowly down his front. A soft sigh escaped past his moist lips as he pressed closer to the cool wet wall as if it were another body. The feeling of cold and warm simultaneously made his skin uncomfortably more sensitive.

The looming presence of the large man behind him did not go unnoticed. Medic became nervous, glancing over his shoulder. The large Russian smiled, his arousal very obvious as he watched the German's hand move over the red, wet skin.

"Vat are you doing, doktor?..."

The Medic continued to face the wall. He couldn't bring himself to turn to the other man.

"I....I am.....I-"

"STOP THE CAMERA!", the Soldier yelled in frustration as the Sniper kept the film rolling.

Spy flipped lazily through the script, "Cut. You 'ave to say 'cut'."

"Look guys my arms are really fuckin' tired," The Scout's arms came down quickly, the make shift boom mic the Engineer had rigged up was a mass of wire and metal. It took a bit of effort on the Scout's part to hold it up especially in their shower scene.

"Why do we even have 'em talking! Let's just get to tha fuckin' already!" Scout whined.

Spy glared, annoyed, "Eet needs a story otherwise it won't make sense...Molly."

Scout glared angrily, murmuring a "fuck you man...", readying to take a swing with the long pole of the boom mic.

"SENSE!? None of zis makes sense!!" Medic threw his hands up in frustration as the Heavy stood quite embarrassed of himself, "Vy vould I vant to," he pulled the papers from the Spy's hands and read off a few stage directions, "'Press myself against ze cold tile vall' or," he flipped to the next page, still naked and dripping wet,"'Pleasure myself vith my gloved hands?!' VY AM I VEARING GLOVES IN ZE SHOWER!?"

The Engineer fiddled with the camera wires, "Well...some people like that kinda stuff."

Sniper idly watched the angry German, sneering, "'s colled a kink."

"I KNOW VAT IT IZ!" Medic yelled, grabbing the clean, dry towel from Heavy's outstretched hand. The large man quickly recoiled his arm. Medic dried himself and threw it to the ground mumbling in German to himself.

"Eet eez in ze script, mon ami."

"I VANT NOZING MORE TO DO VITH ZEES...ZEES...ATROCITY!"

"DOCTOR!" Soldier stood up quickly from the stool he was perched on, "WE ALL agreed this was NECESSARY! FOR THE TEAM! FOR MORALE!"

"For our dicks." the Demo-man chimed in, bottle in hand, "'ere ya go! This'll clear up those pesky inhibitions mate!"

"YOU CANNOT GET ME DRUNK AND EXPECT ME TO FORNICATE ON CAMERA!"

Spy murmured, "'e's right. Too drunk and 'e won't be able to get a proper erection," he gestured to the Medic's cock as if it were a stage prop.

Having the three men stare at his limp dick with pensive looks upon their faces was enough to turn the Medic's discomfort into seething anger.

"So how do we get him to fuck?" Soldier mumbled to the Demo-man who shrugged.

"YOU DO NOT GENTLEMEN, I QVIT!"

Medic did not want the Heavy to follow him as he angrily left the showering area, but like a puppy, the man followed. Just because they were "drafted" to make a porn video for the team together didn't mean they had to develop a relationship outside of their professional one.

Three days ago. Fuck, he wished he could take back that day...

"You do not have to follow me, Herr." the doctor growled at Heavy as he entered his room. The doctor gripped the door ready to shut the large man out, "Please leave me."

"...Vanted to make sure doktor was alright..."

Ugh, the giant man was horribly timid outside of battle. It was almost annoying to see how easily he was intimidated by the doctor. Medic preferred Heavy's on-field persona; the violent and strong killing machine that made him feel protected.

Medic's nose scrunched up as he placed his retrieved spectacles on to his face.

"I vould like to be left alone for ze rest of ze night," he waved the large man off as if he were swatting at an annoying fly. The Russian smiled lightly and nodded, lumbering back a few steps as the door was slammed in his face.

Three long days ago, the Medic thought to himself as he found undergarments to cover himself from the dank cold in his living quarters. It was three days ago that the Medic was 'coerced', as he would now see it, into the arrangement by his team, "for morale".

Medic was a very practical man, and at the time the Spy and Soldier made sense.

Make the men feel better, relieve their oppressed libidos, they'll fight better and in turn his job would be easier, they both told him in tandem. No rushing around to heal sluggish teammates who were 'weighed down by their sense of loneliness' or 'too tense to battle properly' as the Spy put it.

They insisted he be the one to "perform" because he'd know the "right way", which the Medic decided to take as a complement, being a professional in his field and knowing the anatomy of the human body well.

And he had 'experience' of course. Sex was just a way to satiate one's hunger; nothing more, nothing less. It did not matter what the individual's gender was, as long as they were deemed healthy to perform properly by the doctor.

Medic happily agreed to the arrangement, feeling as though he were doing a special duty to his team that he could later lord over them. It was just another addition in the long list of reasons why he was the most integral member of their squad.

He was deterred, however, when he was told who his partner would be.

Medic scoffed as he laid down on his well made bed wishing he had gone to his ward. He couldn't leave now. He didn't want to see any of them, he was too annoyed and too tired. A well deserved night's sleep was in order, to forget about everything and everyone.

~~

Four days earlier:

~~

Scout was bored. Bored and brimming with unbridled energy since the snow storm had couped him and his team up in the cold tin can they called a base. The weather was so bad that the usual solitary Sniper was forced to move inside the base for his own safety from the cold and the harsh winds that threatened his rickety old van. He reluctantly shared a room with Scout after being denied any sanctuary by the rest of his teammates. He seemed especially dejected by the final "no" that came from the Spy, who wanted nothing to do with anyone outside of battle.

Scout happily accepted the man into his room, knowing full well he could bother the hell out of him and snoop through his stuff periodically.

The young man fished around in one of the old boxes of magazines that he pulled out from under the Sniper's cot.

"Guns, guns, guns...hunting...guns..." Scout murmured to himself quickly scanning the front covers of the thin books,"guns...hunting, gun-well hello there." A wide grin plastered itself on his face as he spied out a large photo of female breasts on the wrinkled and ripped glossy. He held the magazine by a page and let the centerfold slowly unfold, whistling. Wolfish grin, the boy rolled the book up under his arm and grabbed the few other porn mags underneath.

Like a kid who'd just stolen a fist full of candy, the Scout nimbly ran off, looking for a quiet, secluded place to put pin-up girls to work.

It was the loud burst of giggles that the Pyro heard first, recognizing the short girlish laughing as Scout's immediately. Some sort of mischief was being caused and Pyro wanted a piece of it. Scout ALWAYS knew how to have fun. The fire bug jogged down the hallway to a small computer room where the Scout sat on the floor, magazines spread about him, flicking through a few old pages before crumpling up the book and shoving it behind his back. He scrambled to around grabbing at the other magazines before the Pyro plucked one up quickly and stared.

"Huuuuuuhdaaaaa."

"YO MAN! GIMME THAT! It's mine ya fucking mumbling fag!!"

"Huu kuh shuh!"

"I DON'T WANNA SHARE WITH YOU!" he snatched the book from the Pyro, who balled up his fists and pointed at the Scout. The kid watched as the Pyro whipped his flamethrower from behind his back raising it in the air and letting out a loud "HUDAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Scout scooped up the magazines sloppily as the Pyro's fire licked at his heels. His shirt tail caught fire and much like his giggling, the loud screams he let out sounded much like that of a little girl.

After about a lap of relentless chasing the Pyro had cornered his prey. Weapon still trained on Scout, Pyro held out his hand and motioned for the Scout to hand over the contraband.

"Hudaaaaaaahhhh"

"Suck my dick! You ain't gettin' the-"

WOOSH. The Scout was burned to a crisp along with the skin mags, little pieces of Scout shirt and paper embers fluttering in the air. Five minutes later as the Pyro watched the charred boy's body disappear and the last magazines curl up in fire, the Scout burst from the respawn area in a slew of curses and slang that not even Pyro could begin to figure out.

It drew the attention of the Engineer who just happened to be passing by the two as Scout began to take pot shots at the Pyro with his bat, smacking the flamethrower from the man's hand. The southerner tried to calm the Scout only to get inadvertently whacked by the bat weilding boy. As the Engineer grabbed his bleeding nose and let out a howl of pain, the Soldier, who'd already been running to the source of the noise screaming "SPIES!" as he let loose a rocket on the three, sending each man across the room in separate directions from the explosion.

Scout was first to get to his feet and charge at the Pyro only to hit an invisible wall. The Spy materialized before the dazed and slightly charred boy who got to his feet quickly and made for the firebug. The suited assassin grabbed the boy's shirt and held him in place.

"You're fucking screwed firebug, those weren't even MINE you cock sucking dumb ass prick!!"

Pyro shrugged after checking himself for damage, "Huus whuu dehh?"

"The fuckin' Sniper's!" Scout mocked a long rifel and clicked his finger miming a gun shooting, "He's gonna blow your fucking head off from now till fuckin' the end of time!!!"

"COMPOSE YOURSELF LADY MAGGOTS!!" Soldier barked out, quieting the mass of vile words that was the Scout.

"What eez zees about ze Sniper?" Spy narrowed his eyes at the original bickering pair.

"The fuckin' Pyro fuckin' roasted all of the bushman's skin mags!"

In an eerily calm way the Spy let the Scout loose. The boy stood staring at the Frenchman. Spy flicked out his knife and went after the Pyro slashing at the man who let out a long howl,"EH WHU UHN AHSHUHDUHN!!!"

The blooded Engineer grabbed the Spy around the waist restraining the flailing Frenchman who slashed at the curled up Pyro in a crazed fashion.

"LET ME GO I WANT TO KEELL HIM MYSELF!!" The Spy growled out.

"Calm down!!" Engineer struggled to keep the Spy from turning the Pyro into his personal pin cushion.

"Zose books were ze closest thing to a woman on ZEES BASE."

The Engineer stared at the Spy and then looked to the Soldier who lowered his rocket launcher slowly, thoughtfully.

"Those were the one's I borrowed from ya?..." the hardhat asked the assassin who nodded.

"And... the one's you gave me?" Soldier murmured to the Engineer, who nodded slowly in response.

The man latched around the Spy's waist looked to the Pyro and glared, releasing the assassin as if he were letting loose an attack dog.

"GET 'IM!"

~~

Their revenge on the Pyro was swift and brutal. After the fire-starter had respawned for the fourth time having been stabbed, bludgeoned and blown up, the mob's anger had subsided but were still left with the same problem.

It would seem that the entire team's "stash" was Sniper's stash. And the Aussie wasn't all too happy to learn that not only had the Scout been rooting through his stuff but had completely fucked up all of his porn. Those involved with the tormenting of the Pyro felt a twinge of guilt:

Had it not been for Scout, none of it would have happened.

They'd all been stuck inside the compound for a solid two weeks now. The steady storm of snow and ice built up to where they could not launch a proper attack. Even the enemy RED team had given up in their pursuit to freedom. They had, although, successfully cleared a path for their mail to come in...and a small area large enough for their entire team to stand outside and hurl baseballs, bombs, rockets, and eggs, at the side of the BLU fort. None of it did much damage but it annoyed the hell out of Soldier.

With nowhere left to run, literally, the Scout found himself at the center of controversy. Pyro sat back, arms folded, unclear if he was angry or just still scared out of his wits.

"It was a damn wrong thing what ya did, boy." The Engineer shook his head, "And if ya do somethin' wrong, ya fess up to it or it'll come back an' bite ya in the ass."

"I didn't slice and dice the shit out of the Pyro! That was you guys!"

"Why the fuck were you rootin' through my shit, kid?"

"I wasn't going through nothin' that wasn't left out! PLUS! PLUS it's my room anyway ya fuckin' faggot!!"

"See, if ya had let me stay with you..." the Sniper murmured to the Spy who looked particularly peeved at the situation.

"Yeah, cause the sound uva bed banging against a wall woulda been much better than this..."

The Sniper stood up and advanced towards the Scout who stayed put, egging the man on as the Spy and the Engineer pushed him back to his seat.

Engineer sighed, "Yer not helpin' yer case kid."

"My CASE?" Scout laughed a few short chuckles amidst his broken English, "Like I'm on trial or somethin'?"

"Well yeah...kinda...you burnt all our porn..."

The boy became silent with the realization that they were all very seriously considering some form of punishment for his actions. Goddamn his short attention span and ability to get into trouble so easily. And now he was going to have his ass beat for wanting to jerk off.

Silently watching in a thoughtful and oddly serene manner, the Soldier took in a deep breathe before, yelling the first idea that popped into his head.

"WE WILL FUCK THE SCOUT." he said with the kind of absurd certainty one could liken to a delusional mental patient.

The four merely looked at him, each communicating their own disbelief in a range of facial expressions from the Spy's slightly slack jawed, uneven brow to the Scout's loud and sudden sputtering laughter.

And continuing on as if the others had the same gung-ho attitude, the army man explained, "WE PUT A WIG ON THE YAPPY LITTLE BOTTLE ROCKET AND GO AT HIM!"

Silence.

"You can't be serious, man...", the boy stuttered.

"WELL I AM PRIVATE! YOU DEPRIVED MY MEN OF SATISFACTION, YOU ARE A DETRIMENT TO MY TEAM!! IT'S MARTIAL LAW AROUND HERE, MY LAW! I AM GOD, AND AS YOUR GOD I WILL USE MY POWER TO DECLARE YOU THE TEAM FUCK-PUPPET DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"

Scout stared.

"FROM NOW ON YOUR NAME IS MOLLY, YOU LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, AND SUNSETS! DO I HEAR A YES SIR?! "

"....are you outta your FUCKIN' MIND, man?!" the boy yelled back.

The Spy, the Sniper, and the Engineer analyzed the Scout. The boy WAS small enough to look like a girl if you squinted, and he did certainly scream like one.

Pyro threw his hand in the air quickly pointing at the boy, "EHH HUV AH HMMM FURSH!" The firebug was looking for revenge and he would get it even if it meant taking the boy's anal virginity.

Scout shot back an ugly terrified look, "LIKE HELL YOU DO, RUBBER-SUIT!!"

"Well then I get seconds..." Sniper chimed in quickly, ignoring the single voice of protest.

The team was divvying up the lad as if he were a piece of meat. The group became louder as each man seemed to lose their inhibitions and agreed to go along with the idea of using the boy. Scout couldn't make any sense of the cacophony, having his own little panic session in his head but lost it as he watched the Engineer laugh and make a thrusting gesture with his wrench.

"HEY HEY HEY!! LISTEN ta me, this ain't happenin'!! Besides this ain't all my FAULT after all!", Scout yelled as the chatter quieted, "We wouldn't be gettin' no mail if the fuckin' Heavy would just help us fuckin' plow a path and scrape the FUCKIN' ice off the doors, but NO! We can't have that cause the FUCKIN' Doc thinks he'll catch the sniffles! He's from GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKIN' RUSSIA ain't 'e!? AIN'T IT ALWAYS SNOWIN' THERE AND SHIT?!"

Surprised by the outburst, and the fact Scout had a slight grasp on geography, the four glanced at eachother and considered his point.

They all had their personal vendettas against the Medic. He was smug and snide, his need to berate them when they were hurt.

Soldier, who was certain the doctor was a Nazi at one point, feared he was still a sympathizer to the cause. And when the Medic seemed to side with the giant Russian, all sorts of hellish (and insane) scenarios broke loose in his head; the commie and the nazi taking charge of his platoon after murdering him in a staged coupe. They'd burn flags and books and the constitution, all kinds of American things, pissing on the smoldering remains of freedom.

The Scout kept rambling, "The guy is such a JACKASS when you realize he don't give TWO SHITS about ANYUV us cept the GIANT MEAT SHIELD-"

The Spy felt irked by the German since day one. Respawning sucked, but so did having to wait for everyone else on the team to be taken care of and treated before he was considered. The doctor insisted he was teaching the Spy to handle his pain.

"Do you know how many shots ze Heavy can take before he ez finally taken down?"

Spy would sit silently as bandages and gauze and stitches and finally, the Medigun were used to cease his pain.

"Forty! Ze man was shot forty timez before he went down!"

Utterly unbearable, so much that he would ask the Sniper to "assist" him to the respawn.

"And FUCK you guys!! If ya wanna go and shove your creepy punishment on ANYONE why not on the FUCKIN' HEAVY! It's his fuckin' fault too, for bein' SUCH a PUSSY and LISTENIN' ta the GERMAN FRUITCAKE!!"

The situation with the Spy made the Sniper hate the Medic. The assassin was his...friend, or at least that was the little mental box he filed Spy under.

At first the Aussie found it funny, stabbing and shooting his team mate to death. Spy deserved it for all of his annoying cockiness.

But after the first few times, Sniper started to feel bad.

At times the Frenchman's injuries weren't even too serious, but the Spy refused to ask for the German's help. He claimed it was more painful to deal with the doctor's blathering, than to be shot in the head or stabbed a few times. Sniper knew what was expected when Spy would come to him, limping, bleeding, and wounded, with an unlit cigarette in his mouth. The assassin would take a few paces back and lean uncomfortably against the far wall, as if he were lined up for a nonchalant firing squad.

Sniper loaded his rifle, shaking his head, "I don't want to do this anymore, mate..."

Spy lit his cigarette and stared at the reddened tip "But you will."

The sharpshooter frowned and lowered his gun "Nah, ya know what...I don't think so this time-"

Spy took a drag from his smoke, "Your mother's a whore."

BANG.

Sniper stared at the Scout, memories swimming, refocusing his anger.

"SO IT AINT ALL MY FAULT!" The boy ended in a huff.

The Spy narrowed his eyes at Scout, "Gentlemen...I can't help but agree..."

~~
The small room emptied leaving only the smug looking Scout and Sniper behind. The boy gazed over to the Australian, pulling a rolled up magazine from the back of his shirt. He held it out for the Sniper to take.

"Go on fag, take it. Found it when you guys dragged me in here. I musta dropped it before Pyro made me into a campfire. I got no interest in...", he unrolled the glossy covered booklet, "'French men in maids outfits'."

Sniper yanked the magazine from his hand, glaring, face flushed in embarrassment.

"Where the HELL do you get somethin' like that?..."

"Jus' keep it quiet alright?"

"It's not like I even LOOKED inside, the pages are all stuck together, ya fuckin' perv."


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>> No. 6518
I'm all NERVOUS and stuffDON'T BE!
<3
>> No. 6519
shit, i was tired and didn't list the pairings:

Theres the obvious medic/heavy

Then there's the slight sniper/spy although thats a bit one-sided...FOR NOW(??)
>> No. 6520
I am intrigued.

AND FFFF THAT ENDINGGG!
>> No. 6522
WHAT IS THIS I AM SEEING?

I am very interested.
>> No. 6524
My interest....

You has it.
>> No. 6525
You have my attention. By all means... proceed...
>> No. 6526
I noticed some mistakes and then realized i was editing the wrong doc when i was making some of the fixes...i am dumb.

sowwie :[
>> No. 6530
This fic is hilarious even when it's being disturbing. Keep at it!
>> No. 6531
I...what? WHAT?

...OKAY! Please go on.
>> No. 6532
From now on, I am adding the term "fuck-puppet" to my regular lexicon.
>> No. 6536
..Okay, continue. Please?
>> No. 6537
The nonchalance of "Your mother's a whore"....lol'd...lol'd so hard. As well as everything else in there.

That ending. THAT ENDING. Ffffffyes.

Please, PROCEED.
>> No. 6539
Then there's the slight sniper/spy although thats a bit one-sided...
I love you.
>> No. 6540
This is hilarious. Please do continue!
>> No. 6541
I has a problem. There is a severe lack of MOAR.

Please fix.

<3
>> No. 6545
i love you.please continue.
>> No. 6548
LOL

Fuck, I love this. ECHOING THE CRIES FOR MOAR
>> No. 6550
...Am I being a party crasher in the fact that I liked it up to the point that they decided to be a jackass to the innocent Medic because the Scout was a little bitch...?

...I wanted the MollyScout thing to happen...
>> No. 6551
I am intrigued.
TO THE MAX!

please. continue. forever.
>> No. 6555
i just burst out laughing so hard after reading that last little bit.
so many good things to say about how i love what you've written so far, but i will continue the "more ploz" :]
>> No. 6558
I couldn't follow Scout's logic when deflecting blame to Medic and Heavy. That really made no sense at all.

But i'm not complaining.

(can we have some of the Molly!Scout thing happen too along the way?)
>> No. 6570
>>19
>>22

I'm thirding the "how did the Heavy and Medic get the blame for thia" question. Spy has a good reason to dislike Medic, Solly's always up for a witch burning, but it's a big jump for the rest of the gang.
>> No. 6572
>>19
>>22
>>23

THIS NEXT PART WILL CLEAR THINGS UP but:
-sniper has a thing for spy, hates medic for bein' mean to him
-scouts a dick
-and well...the engineer will be bought up later.

demo don't know nothin yet.

also..guess it wasn't clear, no mail=no magazines... and they're cooped up.
>> No. 6573
Reading this was a lovely way to start a day.
>> No. 6574
>>25
by any chance, were you EvilPumpkinzofDoom on devianTART? Just curious.
>> No. 6589
I love being smacked in the face with unexpected lols, and this story does not disappoint. I can't wait to see how each of these relationships progress (I hope Medic/Heavy and Spy/Sniper get good ends)
>> No. 6591
This was absolutely hilarious! I came looking for porn, and found comedic gold-- this is not to say, however, that I'm not looking forward to the porn.

Oh. And.

If you could find it in your heart to make Molly!Scout actually happen, I could die happy.

Just saying.
>> No. 6592
I don't know why I haven't read this yet, but I AM LIKING IT NOW. Eagerly waiting next chapter!
>> No. 6593
>>28
If you could find it in your heart to make Molly!Scout actually happen, I could die happy.
I support the idea with all my heart. Molly!Scout needs to happen (And they have to record porn of that as well)
>> No. 6599
>>26
Yes, but I moved to Y!Gallery.
Sorry for unrelated talk to fiction.
>> No. 6600
Fuck-Puppet. Oh My God! Best word ever.

This is so amazing. Why? Because our favorite boys are going to make a porno. Please. PLEASE don't stop. EVER!

And French men in maid outfits. Oh, Snipes. You so would. HAHAHA!
>> No. 6601
This is fuckin hilarious. I love how the thing that REALLY offends Medic's sensibilities is that it doesn't make any sense to wear gloves in the shower, and how I can hear all of Soldier's lines shouted in his voice, and that Sniper wants to see Spy in a maid's outfit. Cause, you know. Who wouldn't?

>Soldier, who was certain the doctor was a Nazi at one point, feared he was still a sympathizer to the cause. And when the Medic seemed to side with the giant Russian, all sorts of hellish (and insane) scenarios broke loose in his head; the commie and the nazi taking charge of his platoon after murdering him in a staged coupe. They'd burn flags and books and the constitution, all kinds of American things, pissing on the smoldering remains of freedom.
Besides that being fantastic, I can't read it without getting the seed of an idea. Soldier spying on Medic and Heavy to see what sort of godless Commie-Nazi plans they're hatching... Would you mind if I grabbed that notion and made a fic out of it?
>> No. 6605
>>31
Ah. And I find it VERY related to fiction. I missed your art.
>> No. 6606
oh my god this is so great. It's funny and sexy, MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS.
>> No. 6617
>>33

go for it, please! I'd love to read it!!
>> No. 6618
Medic was not a Nazi.
>> No. 6621
>>33

Ooh, go man, GO!
>> No. 6628
>>38
Aaaand... we care?
>> No. 6629
>>39
Shi- that was a reply to >>37
Sage for being derp.
>> No. 6649
the pages are all stuck togetherPft... this amused me far more than it should have...
>> No. 6797
Dude my name is Molly! Shit I'm gonna have nightmares about Soldier raping me now.

But other than that coincidence IS GOOD STORY, MOAR PLZ
>> No. 7045
OKAY I've been sitting on this part for a while so HERE GOES.

TY CASHEW <3 <3

~~

When the Engineer and Spy decided to let Demo in on their 'plan', the Scot reminded them how cabin fever could affect one's judgement, and that vengeful mob mentality was no way to deal with their frustrations.

"Yar all idiots," he said shaking his head after a long drink from a brown glass bottle and setting it down on the wooden table .

Spy scoffed angrily as the Texan defended the idea, if only for his own personal gain.

The Engineer fancied the German in all of his smug egotistical glory. It turned him on. And if this was the only way to see the Medic laid out and aroused, then he'd take it. Then at least Engie would be able to embellish upon all the dirty fantasies he had.

Demo mumbled, "Believe me, I think tha guy's a bit of an prick an' I'd stick 'im up the ass too if I thought it'd take 'im down a few notches," he fiddled with an open canister bomb, unscrewing the lid slowly, "But wha' makes ya think he'll even agree ta the idea?"

Engineer cleared his throat, "We appeal to his intellect and his pride. Make him think he's doin' us all a favor..."

The man seated at the table nodded as if he considered the idea to be fairly good, "Well, if you're prepared ta humiliate the man, you better be ready for what might happen after all it's said an' done," he smirked.

-
Present day
-

The Medic turned over in his small bed, hard mattress creaking beneath him. The banging noise became louder and louder until he realized the clamor was not a part of his dream at all. He watched the metal door to his room rattle as the two voices outside argued, one yelling angrily how there should be "no locked doors in my compound", another voice, lower in tone trying to cease the undulation of volume.

"Doktor is tired..."

"I don't give a SHIT if he's tired! THERE IS NO NAP-TIME IN WAR!"

It was five in the morning. None of the others on their team besides the Heavy, Soldier, and himself would be up for hours. He knew the man's game. He wouldn't budge.

"THAT'S AN ORDER! I WANT THIS DOOR DOWN! I WANT IN THAT ROOM!"

"I don't vant to break doktor's door."

Medic murmured half asleep, annoyed with the both of them. Just a few more minutes, he figured, as the giant Russian voiced refusal once again to open the door.

In his dreams the German would often find solace in memories of home, of quieter times, faces that he knew but barely remembered, swirling like water in and out of his mind. He innately knew the faces that appeared to him in his dreams, even if their images were dulled by time.

None of the idiots here on his "team" could invade his mental privacy with their whining and intolerable cries for "Medic!" or "Doktor!" or "My arm! They blew my arm off!". Their demands and their weaknesses were far away...

Medic basked in quiet whispers of recollections and the feeling of two warm arms around him; whose they were, he could not tell.

"-OF MY WAY!"

"NO! EEZ TOO SMALL IN HALLWAY!"

With a loud boom, that frightened the Medic into a frenzy of arms and legs all tangled in a blanket, the door to his room bellowed and fell inward. The Soldier's uniform was singed, the tips of his collar still burning. The face that one could make out beneath the helmet was smeared in black from the explosion. The hallway behind the Soldier was all kinds of fucked up.

"UP AND AT 'EM DOC!" Soldier didn't seem the least bit angry, in fact he sounded quite happy to see the doctor in his quarters, as if he half expected something different.

Medic didn't want to show the American he was shaken. With as much precision as he could muster, he gently put his glasses on his nose and stood stiffly, knees shaking.

"SO WHAT'LL IT BE TODAY? TRAINING REGIMENT OR SNOW SHOVELING, LADIES?"

There was the question. The one he always expected since the day they found it near impossible to exit the compound.

"If ve had proper attire and eqviptment, I vould be more zen happy to go outside vith our dear Heavy. But ve do not..."

He knew the Soldier would work them into the ground if they went out there. He'd treat the situation like they were in battle. A battle against the elements. It was useless, it would only keep snowing, the wind would continue to blow and create snow drifts where they had just made clearings.

The RED team for all their effort, already found themselves trapped back in their own fort after the ice and snow piled up in their small clearing.

They, the whole lot of them on the BLU team, could not possibly hold himself and the Russian responsible for the situation.

The army man looked him over and set his jaw tightly before yelling out, "DO NOT FORCE ME TO MAKE IT AN ORDER, PRIVATE!" The Soldier whirled around to the Heavy who was trying to pick up the demolished door and set it back into place. His gaze slowly met with the American's.

"YOU WILL COME WITH ME OUTSIDE AND WE WILL RAPE MOTHER NATURE IN ALL HER ICY GLORY! DO YOU HEAR ME!?"

The Russian looked from Soldier to Medic. The German shook his head.

Heavy complied with the silent order, stating a clear "No."

The doctor sneered. It felt good to be able to control the man with just a flick of his hand or nod of his head.

Soldier fumed.

"If either of you falls ill, I vill have to care for you, ze respawn doez not cure sickness as ve have learned through ze Engineer's misfortune in contracting a stomach virus...." Medic remembered how, with every respawn, the Engineer would vomit violently from the room to the infirmary.

"...Training it is..." Soldier growled to the German, "after we will break for an hour, then REPORT to the DESIGNATED AREA AT FOURTEEN HUNDRED HOURS FOR FILMING!! NOW GET YOUR GIRDLE ON AND MOOOOVE, GOOSE-STEPPER!!!" Soldier screamed at Medic who took as much time as he saw fit in dressing himself properly.

Heavy stood at the door obediently, waiting for the doctor as the Soldier continued his stream of inane mouth noise.

And so went their day, just like the countless others, well with the exception of their added end of day 'activity'. Yesterday's awkward first day of really diving into the project made the Medic angry with all of them, with himself.

And if they Spy knew how truly awkward the German felt he'd be happily skipping about the BLU base, bathing in his vindictive victory. Naturally, Sniper would be attempting to get into the Frenchman's pants, because a happy Spy is easier to persuade to bed than a sad brooding one. Scout would feel confident that his anal virginity was safe with the heat off him, and the Soldier, well, he'd still be insane, but he'd know he had the mental upper hand over the 'nazi' and the 'commie'.

But the doctor was a proud man. Too proud to let the Heavy, who listened to him like a trained bear, shovel some snow; too proud to let the Soldier break him during their inane training exercise, and too proud to stick by his decision to quit the BLU's pornographic pet project. Medic's emotions were his and his alone to manipulate.

His Russian 'meat shield' seemed drained after their training exercise, dazed from scaling tall sets of stairs; condition training that required him to haul his giant gun up and down and up and down with him. Medic was not too worried. The giant man was tired, not exhausted. Heavy spent his hour break between their training and filming sleeping, bent over in a chair that looked too small for him, head resting in his arms.

Medic sat across from him after a long shower; half was spent washing and the other half making sure the big man didn't fall asleep while taking his own shower. Medic had finally managed to get the Russian to lean himself forward against the wall and wash properly.

A loud grumble sounded from the Heavy as he took in a deep breath.

The already long day was going to get longer...

Medic had the opportunity to flick through the small section of the script they'd be covering that afternoon. He murmured some assuring words in an attempt to convince himself that giving the Heavy "a half oral half hand job" wouldn't be all to bad. Noooo, it wouldn't be uncomfortable at all to perform a sexual act with an individual he had no attraction to....

'Why couldn't it have been the Engineer,' the Medic thought listlessly. That would be easier, at least the doctor enjoyed his company...

Stirring from his sleep, probably woken by his own loud snoring, Heavy sat up. His eyes crossed in a daze but focused quickly on the Medic as if trying to recall where they were and if they were in the middle of training or not.

The German murmured a "You are fine, just rest...".

And with a big half sleepy smile, Heavy laid his head down once more to rest for the ten minutes left of their hour. Medic didn't know why but felt compelled to gently reach over and rub the back of the man's head in a soothing manner. The sleeping man sounded like a large purring beast as he adjusted his head into a more comfortable position.

In all of his time at the base, Medic had never really considered his Russian comrade as a person rather than a tool. He'd never noticed the way the man's shoulders sat unevenly, probably due to the strain his weapon put on his dominant arm. The tiny peaks of the Heavy's shoulder blades poked from beneath the thick skin of his bare back. Medic watched the muscles beneath the man's skin twitch as he began to drift deeper into sleep. The doctor was still gently stroking the Russian's head...

"ALRIGHT YOU COCK SUCKING MAGGOTS!!"

Medic jumped, completely unprepared for the loud outburst, but it was nothing compared to Heavy who sat bolt up right screaming "RED SCOUT HAS SANVICH!!" The leg of his chair snapped sending him backwards, roaring until he smacked the floor like a piece of meat.

Soldier continued on, seemingly louder, if that were at all possible, "I DO NOT REMEMBER GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO FALL, PRIVATE!"

The doctor leaned over the table worried the man might have a concussion. Heavy lugged himself up slowly, the sharp adrenaline rush leaving him panting and wide-eyed.

"FIIIIVE MINUTES!" he turned on his heels and left the room.

The Russian gripped his head giving a grumbling moan, finally on his feet. Medic looked him over and deemed him fine.

"Ze sooner ve get out zere, ze faster zis vill be ovah, ja?"

Heavy nodded, "Vat does eet say for me to do?" he asked, pointing to the script.

"Ah it looks as though you have ze easy part, just laying back and relaxing..."

"Vat does doktor do?"

Medic tried not to let his face twist into a sour expression but could not hold back, "Just vorry about yourself, it vill be obvious shortly..."

Heavy yawned looking tired once more, unwilling to continue his line of questioning. He followed the Medic onto the staging area.

Sniper was seated behind the camera that was pointed off to the right of the set, towards the large expanse of the room that held most of the BLU team members. Spy stood leaning back onto a table, watching the Demo and Scout laughing. Pyro watched the Scout angrily, dropping a tray of food onto the table next to the masked assassin. With a muffled grumble the rubber-suit headed back to the kitchen to fetch the rest of the food for the cast.

Engineer was hunched over on the floor trying to repair a frayed wire mumbling to himself, "Wish the kid would stop kicking around this cord..." He only stopped to look up and stare as the Medic, who was only clad in his rubber gloves and a towel pass by him, stepping over the hardhat's equipment with care. Heavy dragged his feet, taking the same path. Engineer quickly grabbed the bundles of wires to keep the big man from tripping over them.

The Russian, clad only in his pants and large boots (as per their scripted directions) sat himself down onto one of the staged crates as fatigue overtook him again. He yawned as he rubbed his big balled up fists into his eyes, attempting to rub the sleep from them. He leaned back and let the noise of the room wash over him, tuning out what they were saying. Their voices became white noise, lulling him into a serene state of mind.

"ALRIGHT! I WANT THIS DONE IN ONE SHOT! WE ARE WORKING WITH LIMITED AMMO!-"

"Film." Sniper corrected the American.

"Alright, Gentlemen, you have prepared for ze scene, non?" a smirk quipped at Spy's lips as he addressed the two, "got in enough practice?"

Medic grumbled at the Spy, but Heavy could only wonder what he was talking about.

Scout clamored with the boom mic, "C'MON let the cocksucking faggot-ing begin!!"

Medic attempted to find his 'happy place' so he could escape any mental scarring from what he was about to do to the large man, as the Soldier yelled "THE CAMERA CAN GO ON NOW!" and the Sniper replied with "You mean 'action', mate".

'What was the last good lay I've had?', the doctor thought as he centered himself between the Russian's legs, leaning up with the beginnings of a grin playing at his lips, 'Mmm, tall, blonde German soldier. He was a good fuck, even if he was all energy and no form.'

Heavy's face turned red, still half lidded with sleep, completely caught up in the moment as the Medic's mouth went to his neck. He groaned and began to push his hips forward. The veil of sleepiness amplified the wonderful little shots of intense sensations; lips dragging down the skin of his neck and up to his jawline. To his dismay, the doctor avoided mouth to mouth contact even as he a gave a small begging whine. Rubber covered fingertips dug into the skin of his back.

Heavy couldn't care that the others were watching, sneering at the two of them. In fact, he barely noticed....

"CLOSE UP! THERE!" the Soldier burst out standing immediately behind the Sniper, who slammed his eye socket into the sight of the camera.

"What the fuck man!" Scout yanked the headphone from his ear as feedback came screeching through.

Medic looked over his shoulder, angrily, completely thrown from his fantasy.

"KEEP ROLLING, KEEP ACTING!"

Heavy grunted, eyes squeezed shut, face flushed as the Medic dragged his fingers over the man's skin in a smooth tantalizing way, still scowling at the film crew. The Russian began to undo his own pants, tugging them down so that his erection was freed. He couldn't wait, he groaned for attention.

"Goddamn thing..." Sniper growled trying to reposition the clunky old camera. He cursed at it as it began clicking loudly, "film's fucking stuck..."

"Hold on, hold on, lemme see what's goin' on..." the Engineer said, intervening.

Just as the Medic was about to get up and call it quits he felt a hand on his, pulling his palm, wrapping his fingers around the Heavy's long thick cock.

"Please...do not stop..." the large man's eyebrows knit together.

The doctor pulled his hand away and slowly removed his gloves, eyes locked on the face above him that looked so painfully wrapped in passion.

Only a few simple touches sent the man into this kind of state? What would happen if...

Medic licked his palm and began to work the man's erection slowly, in long strokes. Heavy bumped his head back against a crate, shifting it slightly.

The group behind the doctor had congregated around the camera, bickering with each other, pointing at wires and yelling orders to the Engineer who was more than slightly pissed off at the interruption. "Fucking cock blocking BLUs...", he grumbled to himself.

Hips rolling in precise rhythm, Heavy bit down on his fingers, the intense pleasure rising. Medic found the entire scene enthralling; the way the man moved. With each hard stroke, the man jerked forward. He squeezed the head of the Russian's cock as he came to the top and the man would groan.

Heavy's jaw hung slack and his body, as big as it was, moved in a strangely erotic fashion, his stomach tightening causing him to curl forward slightly.

"M-more...please..."

Medic couldn't remember what went through his mind, but he found himself compelled to wrap his lips around the man's cock and take the entire length into his throat. Heavy's legs parted, he bent over completely, stopping short of grabbing the doctor's head for fear he might quit the wonderful swirling strokes of his tongue. The German's mouth was so hot and wet, like he imagined, and it felt wonderful as it moved up and down . The tight seal formed by his lips dragged his skin up and down with it.

Words failed the Russian as he tried to warn the Medic how close he was to orgasm and how fucking good it all felt; it all came out in a loud growl that was drowned out by the sound of their arguing team mates. His eyes rolled back as he came.

"Stop TOUCHIN' on it kid!!" Engineer shoved the bouncy little Scout away from the camera, untangling the film carefully.

Medic swallowed, feeling confused and turned on all at the same time.

With little jolts of movements as his limbs continued to spasm, the big Russian man leaned back slowly, closing his eyes and letting sleep overtake him.

Engie closed the hatch on the video camera declaring, "THERE! It's fixed!"

"Woll, someones gotta wake the big guy up now..." Sniper glanced over the few heads in front of him to the sleeping Heavy.

Medic stared blankly at the floor for a second before making eye contact with the others. They hadn't seen or noticed a thing...

"Bah!" Demo took swig of his drink, "'e'll never wake up now, looka him!"

"Let the sleeping dog...giant..lay or whatever the fuck...either way I'm not goin' over there, so you can stop looking at ME, ya baguette munchin' faggot."

Spy growled, "Fine zen, doctor," he called out, "we'll finish zees tomorrow!-"

Medic pursed his lips and narrowed his eyes. At least he could say he had practice now.

~~~~~~

THERE WE GO. more to come...

OH and I'm aware that Molly!Scout fic would be fun and I'm gonna get on that soon I PROMISE.
>> No. 7047
>>7045
much <3
>> No. 7052
>>7045

GLORIOUS.
>> No. 7055
TONIGHT IS A GOOD NIGHT. If this somehow ends in a team orgy...

Or, actually, it doesn't matter. Just keep writing, you wonderful person. I am loving everything. Engie/Medic/Heavy, one-sided Sniper/Spy, awww yeah. I am the happiest.
>> No. 7058
>>Molly!Scout fic would be fun and I'm gonna get on that soon I PROMISE.

This excites me just as much as the update did.
>> No. 7060
Huzzah! You've updated it! And it's most wonderful, how you've managed to create such a balance of funny and unbearably sexy. My error radar, I must note, did pick up a few mistakes, like,
>>And if they Spy knew how truly awkward the German felt he'd be happily skipping about the BLU base, bathing in his vindictive victory

I hope there's some more Sniper longing for Spy. And Molly Scout. Oh god yes.
>> No. 7068
>>7060

my mistakes! you find them so well... whats your email address or can i get some way to contact you?? two betas is better than one! only if you're interested!
>> No. 7071
you make me want more
>> No. 7073
haha.
The only way that'uld be better is if Engie screamed "CAMERA DOWN!"
>> No. 7074
"RAPE MOTHER NATURE IN ALL HER ICY GLORY!"

Oh, that line is win.
>> No. 7077
>>7068
But of course! I love to get sneak peeks at stories, and help improve them as best I can. You can reach me at Silveroshi@gmail.com and on steam. Just send me what you got and I'll do my best to make it prettier. Teamwork is bestwork!
>> No. 7084
Brainmelt goodness. Loving this.
>> No. 7304
HAHA! Woot. Finally, an update! I love this story! It's much too entertaining to not continue. Please--I know you said more is coming--but please MORE!

For whatever reason Sniper being the camera-man and Scout being the sound guy is way too amusing. :D
>> No. 8062
This is wonderful. Beautiful. And most of all

hilarious.
>> No. 9172
>>7058
Agreed.
MOARRRR IS DEMANDED.


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