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No. 2835
One day
The scout
Was going
To play
Water polo
With the heavy
The heavy once said to the scout
"NO"
We play little polo
For babies
And the scout
Said to the heavy
Yo whats bonk
So the heavy grabbed his shotgun machinegun
and aimed it at the spyro
which happened to be a spy
which happened
to be a spy
the spy was a spy who was a spy who was a pyro
was in the fun game of water polination
which he then thusly
grabbed onto the pole
and spun around
like he was neo
from finding forrester
the movie starring shone cone
ry
and denzel washington
who decided it
would be
a good
idea to make
a mockumentary
based on tfclassic
the game based on tf2
for the ps2
starring valve's very own lara croft
lara croft once shot the tigers
defendign the gemstore
used to open
the vase holding
the intelligent being
I think I'm gonna go to bed.
said the spy
See ya!
said the spy
< 33
Nite cot! :3
said the spy
I will draw arts for you deffo
said the spy
:3
yes i will make you heavy and medic in the tunnel of love
Have a happy burthdayyy
said the spy
OH BOY.
said the spy
who once
held onto
n8
the spy who said that
and did
a 5690
and took a tonky left
and suddenly
found him face to face
with a xenomorph
from the video game/movie series
sherlock homes 3
and he said
to the christian medic
"no"
and then he looked up
at the firey sky
and pointed
and said
"god has spoken"
suddently
the firey hell that is spy crabs
flew down to north dakota
to be engraved
on the washington monument
who for those you dont know
the washington momusne
is really
just a big pool
aiming to jimma hoffa's lair
of whores
and cocaine
maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much
said the medic to the heavy as he fingered natasha and sasha at the same time
with his big meaty breadstick fingers
and then he went up
and took those breadstick fingers
and made them a side dish
at olive garden
heavy breadsticks
2.99 with any purchase
and finally
he looked down into his belly button
and he saw an amazing man
this amazing man with named john travolta the 15th
he loved his movies more than he loves his movies
and that was when China Man woke up and milk work up next to him saying
"that was hot baby but please no more baby words it wasn't as kinky as I thought it would be"
and I said to john kerry
"I love it when I order chinese food and it is more than 10 minutes late"
and then I went to bed, leaving lo mein on top of john kerry's precious left eyelidddd
and finally, when I woke up
And I looked down apon my penis head
I said to myself
I am proud of you, china man, I am proud."

End to be cont.?
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>> No. 2836
please no more baby words

wasn't as kinky as i thought it would be :/
>> No. 2838
wat
>> No. 2844
THAT WAS GOOD STORY.
>> No. 2851
That was good baloney
>> No. 2863
I came.
>> No. 2939
Tonky


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