One dayThe scoutWas goingTo playWater poloWith the heavyThe heavy once said to the scout"NO"We play little poloFor babiesAnd the scoutSaid to the heavyYo whats bonkSo the heavy grabbed his shotgun machinegunand aimed it at the spyrowhich happened to be a spywhich happenedto be a spythe spy was a spy who was a spy who was a pyrowas in the fun game of water polinationwhich he then thuslygrabbed onto the poleand spun aroundlike he was neofrom finding forresterthe movie starring shone coneryand denzel washingtonwho decided itwould bea goodidea to makea mockumentarybased on tfclassicthe game based on tf2for the ps2starring valve's very own lara croftlara croft once shot the tigersdefendign the gemstoreused to openthe vase holdingthe intelligent beingI think I'm gonna go to bed.said the spySee ya!said the spy< 33Nite cot! :3said the spyI will draw arts for you deffosaid the spy:3yes i will make you heavy and medic in the tunnel of loveHave a happy burthdayyysaid the spyOH BOY.said the spywho onceheld onton8the spy who said thatand dida 5690and took a tonky leftand suddenlyfound him face to facewith a xenomorphfrom the video game/movie seriessherlock homes 3and he saidto the christian medic"no"and then he looked upat the firey skyand pointedand said"god has spoken"suddentlythe firey hell that is spy crabsflew down to north dakotato be engravedon the washington monumentwho for those you dont knowthe washington momusneis reallyjust a big poolaiming to jimma hoffa's lairof whoresand cocainemaybe you should marry that thing since you love it so muchsaid the medic to the heavy as he fingered natasha and sasha at the same timewith his big meaty breadstick fingersand then he went upand took those breadstick fingersand made them a side dishat olive gardenheavy breadsticks2.99 with any purchaseand finallyhe looked down into his belly buttonand he saw an amazing manthis amazing man with named john travolta the 15thhe loved his movies more than he loves his moviesand that was when China Man woke up and milk work up next to him saying"that was hot baby but please no more baby words it wasn't as kinky as I thought it would be"and I said to john kerry"I love it when I order chinese food and it is more than 10 minutes late"and then I went to bed, leaving lo mein on top of john kerry's precious left eyeliddddand finally, when I woke upAnd I looked down apon my penis headI said to myselfI am proud of you, china man, I am proud."End to be cont.?
please no more baby wordswasn't as kinky as i thought it would be :/
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