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8532 No. 8532
Pic unrelated, and is not mine.
This is for my dear friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmYU4CeuZQ0
This is the song we're talking about.
Technically the show is from the 80s and Scout wouldn't know the song...
But we do not care in the least. A part 2 is possible, but I don't know.

Scrunchy is a credit to fic. She beta'd.
...I love showers.
----

“Jeeeeem is truuuuly outrageous…”

A lithe body shook his naked hips to and fro to the sound of the music in his head, holding a shampoo bottle for a microphone. It was the wrong shape, but hell, it was good enough! Scout took a breath of the steamy air as he washed out the shampoo he had squeezed out of his ‘microphone’ and lathered in his hair.

“The music's contagious… outrageous!”

The sound of the water pounding on his head seemed to beat his tempo as he danced underneath the showerhead. He didn’t even notice that the door opened and closed on its own; his eyelids were shut to keep out the suds from falling into his eyes.

“Jem is my name, no one else is the same, Jem is my name!"

“Jem, ees it?” Light, feathery hands settled on Scout’s hips, making the boy shout and whirl around, though he saw nothing. “Ah ah ah… mon cloak cannot get wet, or eet will break.” The voice was very obviously French.

“Fuckin’ spook, whatchya doin’ here? Fag…” Scout was embarrassed as hell. No one had ever seen him singing in the showers! There was a chuckle, that nasal ‘hon hon hon’ that bothered Scout so much. Or at least he /told/ himself that it bothered him. Flushing, he scowled at the empty air.

“I came to warn you… zee Sniper ‘eard you and ‘e’s not ‘appy about your little ‘song’…” The invisible man smirked and it frustrated Scout further that he couldn’t pinpoint where the voice was coming from. It echoed all over the goddamn place…

“OI, SCOUT!” With a loud /boom/ the shower doors flew open. “WHATCHYA TRYIN’ T’DO MATE? WAKE UP STONE CHINCHILLAS?!” Sniper glared angrily at the naked Scout, who just glared right back.

“Shuddup fagaroo. You’re makin’ more noise than I was, g’damn…” Scout rolled his eyes and turned away, trying his best to act like he /wasn’t/ embarrassed. He usually didn’t get so loud singing in the showers…he had a rep to protect and all. Well, that was ruined. Fuck.

Deciding on ignoring the Australian, he grabbed the soap and started washing himself, completely forgetting that Spy was invisible. Eventually, the strangely silent Sniper was forgotten too and he started humming to himself. He couldn’t help it, it was out of habit! His hips started swaying again, slightly, before he reminded himself that the other two were still here, and he whirled around.

Yep, Sniper was still standing in the doorway, looking extremely flushed and his bottom jaw looked like it was about to hit the floor. Scout glared. “What the fuck are you still doin’ here faggot? Watchin’ me like the piss-jar creepster you are? Go the fuck away!”

Suddenly there was that light touch on him again, on his right arm, and it pulled him out of the range of water. Confused, Sniper watched as Scout was seemingly dragged by nothing towards the benches where Scout’s clothes lay. There was that nasal chuckle again, and Spy uncloaked.

“Ah, mon ami, your body ees lovely to watch, but I am a ‘ands-on kind of man…” Scout glared at the Spy, feeling a flush rise to his face. Sniper, not aware that Spy was in here as well, stuttered a few incomplete sentences before giving up, shutting the door behind him, and striding forward. As he got closer, his arousal was obvious, making Scout scowl at both of them.

“You fags ain’t gunna touch me!” he hissed, backing towards the shower again. But Sniper had come up behind him, making Scout yelp in surprise as his back hit the taller man’s chest. Spy smirked, running a gloved finger down the young man’s torso, making him squirm.

“Looks like we’ve touched you already, mate,” rumbled Sniper with a predatory grin. The Frenchman chuckled in agreement, halving the already-too-close distance between them, leaving less than an inch between Scout’s chest and Spy’s. The blue eyes of the mysterious man met Scout’s furious glare without flinching.

“’Is name is Jem, apparently…” purred Spy as he traced Scout’s jaw with the thumb of a leather glove. Despite how embarrassed and pissed off and /not gay/ Scout was, he couldn’t help but shiver at the touch. Sometimes he wondered at night what it would be like for Spy to touch him without those gloves…not that he was a fag or anything! He just wondered.

“Wha’? Gem as in th’jewel?” Sniper’s hot breath was /right by his ear/. And then his tongue, his tongue ran over the shell – the fuck?! Scout tried to pull away, but to no avail. Spy was pressed against him now, and he was sandwiched between the two. It was embarrassing to feel a flush run over his face. And of course he couldn’t exactly hide the fact that all the blood was rushing between his legs. Goddamn it, he wasn’t a /fag!/

“No not the fuckin’ jewel dumbass!” Play it cool, he decided. Or rather, play it sharp and mean, and maybe they’ll go away. “Jem as in a nickname for James! G’damn you’d think that -” his ranting was cut off by Spy’s lips to his, and Scout, at first, was too shocked to do shit. When Spy pulled away though, he tried to punch the man’s face. Too bad Sniper held back his arms.

“Fuckin’ faggots leave me alone!” He snarled. That did /not/ just turn him on. Did not, did not, /did not/. But Spy’s lips /were/ pretty soft…and he was French. Obviously he would be a good kisser…so he could kind of like it, right? If he pretended those soft lips were a chick’s? He didn’t know..

“Ah, your body says eet does not want to be alone, mon cher,” Spy smirked, closing the distance again, pressing his obviously aroused, clothed body to Scout’s obviously aroused, unclothed body. Sniper growled softly, his mouth hadn’t moved from near Scout's ear, though it did so now so he could bite down onto Scout’s shoulder. And damn if Scout didn’t whimper at that. Fuck, these two knew what they were doing…

“Fuck…off…” his protests were weak, and getting weaker as Spy leaned forward and ran his tongue along the jaw line that his thumb had just recently traced. Even his mind was shutting down its protests of anti-faggotry, and just enjoying the ride. After all, it wasn’t every day that his hand was spared its nighttime duty. The two knew that they’d won when he arched his body against Spy’s when he kissed his ear.

“Ah…much better, cher,” murmured Spy, and Sniper mumbled in agreement. He didn’t respond in words though, he was too busy throwing his clothes off to one side. Scout hadn’t even realized the man had moved, his mind was focusing on the ear that Spy was nibbling on. By the time he /did/ figure it out, Sniper’s body was pressing up against him. And something else was too, making Scout writhe again.

“Aw, fuck naw! You ain’t gunna bone me with your- a-ah!” He was cut off again by Spy, though this time it was the still-clothed man’s hips grinding against his own that did it. Spy hissed through his teeth at the feeling, and decided that loosing the pants would be ideal, glancing at Sniper.

The Aussie nodded, holding the boy firmly to keep him from escaping so that Spy could pull away and carefully remove shoes, socks and garters, pants, and boxers. All his clothes were neatly folded on a bench next to Scout’s, the shoes placed carefully underneath. After a moment’s pause, the torso was bare as well as he took off his jacket, vest, tie, and undershirt. These clothes were just as neatly folded, and with a sigh of almost relief, the Frenchman strode back over to a struggling Scout. Just his gloves and mask remained, one fist closed around something.

“Let me go you fags!” It seemed his resolve was back, though he was flushed with arousal. Spy chuckled and pressed his body against him, his breath heavy with desire the moment he came in contact with the boy’s skin. Another grind of his hips had both of them groaning, Scout unwilling to do so, but unable to change the fact that /fuck/ it felt good.

Spy handed what was in his hand to Sniper, who chuckled and opened the cap of the lube, slicking his fingers with it. Scout tried to ask what the fuck was going on, but he was interrupted yet again with another thrust of Spy’s hips. He shuddered, and was unable to do anything but thrust right back. “Nnn – ah - the fuck?!”

Scout’s head tried to twist around as he felt a finger go /up his ass/. What the fuck? “The hell are you doing, asshole?!” That got Sniper to laugh heatedly.

“I’m preparin’ ya for th’ ride,” Sniper grinned, and Scout squirmed around to try and get him /out/ of there. His throes made Spy step back with a muttered French curse. The lack of contact on his erection had Scout distracted for a minute, and he froze just long enough for Sniper to shove a second finger in. Scout yelped.

“Get the fuck /out/ of there!” he hollered angrily, though it was cut off by a /wonderful/ sensation. Something that Sniper brushed in there felt better than…than…fuck he didn’t know! “A-ahn-! What the fuck was that?!”

“Don’ like it…?” Sniper ventured, and brushed it again. Scout’s body arched beautifully, and Spy licked the corner of his mouth at the sight.

“I think ‘e does, mon ami…” the Frenchman smiled and moved against the boy, who was breathing hard and looking extremely confused. “Don’t think on it…just, ah, enjoy zhe ‘ride’, oui?” Spy chuckled, and pushed Scout against the fingers with a strong thrust of his hips. Scout cried out in both pain and pleasure at the feeling.

Thus encouraged, Sniper put in a third finger, making Scout whimper in pain. His body had no idea what to do at the moment, and he just froze as Sniper stretched him out, and Spy pressed his body against him.

Once the fingers started to feel good again, they pulled out, and Scout actually whimpered at the loss of feeling. Chuckling eagerly, Sniper nipped his neck. “Don’ worry love, I’ll have ya filled up again in no time…” he applied more lube to his hand and slicked his cock up hastily before pressing himself up against Scout, and guiding himself in.

/That/ was weird. And very painful. Scout whimpered, though it was muffled as Spy’s mouth was on his own again. Grateful for the distraction, he tilted his head and kissed him back until they had to part in order to let more oxygen into their systems. Their noses weren’t doing the job well.

Vaguely, he heard Sniper cursing lustfully behind him, though Scout couldn’t really hear what he was saying. His heart was beating too loud in his ears. For a good three minutes, none of them moved as Scout adjusted to what was inside of him.

Eventually the pain faded, and Scout sighed a breath of relief. It didn’t last long, though, because the moment he relaxed, he was pushed back against Sniper by Spy’s suddenly relentless hips. Sniper moaned at the movement, grinding himself counter to the Spy’s motions. It happened so fast that Scout didn’t have much time to register the pain until it was already gone.

Once Scout realized the pain was gone, waves of pleasure hit him so hard his legs almost gave out on him. Spy grinding against him with his own aching erection and Sniper behind thrusting in and out and brushing that perfect spot…it was almost too much. Somehow he managed to stay upright, though, and he found himself biting Spy’s shoulder to quiet the loud noises coming from his mouth.

Spy cried out at the action, his hand moving to rigorously pump both of their lengths together, and Scout pulled away to echo his cry. He didn’t want to make Spy bleed after all. The Frenchman was mumbling and moaning in his native tongue, and Sniper was doing /something/ with that mouth of his (though his Aussie slang was as comprehendible as Spy’s French). Scout couldn’t do anything but moan and try to move his hips.

Pressure was building inside of the young man, and he panted in lust as he bucked against Sniper frantically before he cried out and finally, /finally/ came. Hard. His clenching muscles set Sniper off as well, his own groan echoing off the walls just before Spy’s final few thrusts and eventual release.

The trio struggled to catch their breaths for a few minutes, and when Sniper pulled out with a grunt, Scout backed away from both of them, breathing hard. “Fuckin’ hell, what the fuck did you two do to me?” He was covered in semen, though so was Spy, who chuckled.

“Mon cher, I zink we ‘ave begun to form a wonderful friendship,” Spy chortled, and Sniper chuckled as well.

“I think we could all use showers,” Sniper grinned, and Scout nodded sheepishly, running a hand through his hair. However, just as the three of them moved to the still-flowing water, the door burst open, and a furious Medic stood in the doorway.

“VAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON IN HERE?!” He demanded shrilly, and Scout, Spy, and Sniper exchanged surprised glances. Then, they looked at Medic…and grinned.
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>> No. 8541
Do a part to with Medic, please?
>> No. 8542
>>8532
I like where this is going.
>> No. 8543
oh sweet baby jesus
the ending made me grin as well
well done!
>> No. 8546
>>8541
Hah, now you have to!

Just reread this... the ending still makes me smile.
>> No. 8548
Well, I did promise I would delurk to reply, so...

JUST REPORTING IN TO SAY I WILL HAVE ALL YOUR BABIES.

Yes, all of them. Every last one. Even the one that will grow up to drop out of college and run off with the family Chrysler. Run off with a Chrysler. As opposed to drive off. He'd find a way to do it.

But yeah, even that one. No, -especially- that one. Thanks, Jaiv~
>> No. 8554
>>8532
>fagaroo
Ohgod, brb, laughing forever.

The rest, though? So, so very hot. And I'm seconding the call for a with-Medic follow up.
>> No. 8578
fagaroo

If I have your permission, I'd like to shameless exploit the hell out of that word. Please. I'll write a fic and incorporate it, if you give me your blessing.
>> No. 8580
>>8578
Permission and blessings granted <3

JUST FOR YOU AWESOME PEOPLE
I'm going to write part two. With Medic.
>> No. 8583
>>8580
YES
I am so happy right now.
>> No. 8587
>>8580
You've made my day.
>> No. 8787
>>8532
The ending line made me smile like it's no one's freaking business. I definitely agree with the others who requested a part two.
>> No. 8788
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8788
>>8580
DO EET.
FOR THE GLORY OF THE HYPNOTOAD
>> No. 8821
FOR THE GLORY OF THE HYPNOTOAD.
And because you all are amazing. <3

Props to Scrunchy for beta-ing. I'd be lost without her.

NOW ONTO THE...FOURSOME.
--

“Vat? Vat is zhe smiling for?” Medic questioned and, before he could say anything further, Spy and Sniper were pulling Medic in. Scout, feeling bold after loosing his anal virginity, closed the door.

“What ain’t there to smile about, Doc?” he asked cheekily, and the Frenchman chuckled.

“We all ‘ad a thought…per’aps you could join our… shower? Oui?” Spy was slipping Medic’s coat off, and placed it carefully on the bench. A baffled and furious Medic was standing there, gaping at all three of them.

Sniper held Medic’s arms motionless and smirked. “After all, mate, you’re the one that knows th’ good ol’ hygienic habits and whatnot.” As Spy began to unbutton his shirt, Medic started to writhe violently. The wriggles made it hard, but somehow Spy and Sniper got the shirt off without letting him go. Scout couldn’t see how they did it.

“Unhand me, dummkopfs!” The German glared at Spy and Sniper before looking hopefully at Scout, who was just standing nearby and watching. After a moment Spy followed his gaze and smirked, beckoning him closer.

“Get ‘is pants,” he commanded. Scout nodded and grinned, pulling Medic's boots and socks before unbuckling and pulling his pants down. He left the boxers on; they were too fuckin’ funny to not have the other two see them.

“Wot? Red cross boxers? Seriously, mate?” Sniper cackled, and Scout smirked as he walked to the bench to put the clothes near Medic’s coat. Spy chuckled as he ran his fingers over Medic’s flawless torso.

“Amusing, mon ami… almost as funny as Engineer’s wrench boxers,” Spy purred as he traced the elastic hem. Medic’s thrashes slowed for a moment before they started up once more with renewed vigor. Spy sighed and stepped closer, running his teeth over an earlobe.

/That/ got Medic to freeze. In horror or what, Scout didn’t know, but this looked similar to the way Spy and Sniper had seduced him only a few minutes ago. “Just relax, man. It’s as fun as fuck when ya go with the flow.” Scout tried to help it along.

Unfortunately, Medic didn’t seem that keen on following Scout’s suggestion. He just started writhing again, and kicked at Spy’s shin, making him stagger back with a curse. “Ah, ‘ow unfortunate…” Spy murmured, and looked at Sniper, who nodded and forced Medic to the floor. Scout winced as he heard Medic’s knees hit the tile with a loud smack.

“Guys, maybe you should just let him go…” Scout was uneasy. He didn’t like how this was going. Spy just smiled at him reassuringly before running his hands along Medic’s spine with an incomprehensible coo. Medic didn’t respond to it, except for the tiniest shiver.

“Medic’s got a pain kink, mate,” Sniper said with a smirk. He had stood back to let Spy work. “An’ a blood kink,” He glanced over to Spy, who had grabbed his Balisong and gently pricked the man’s shoulder, who shuddered more visibly this time. “He likes syringes best… but we don’t got any of those.”

Scout was fascinated, and creeped out at the same time. Spy gently ran the knife down Medic’s side, just barely deep enough to even draw blood. Medic was trembling constantly now, and moaned wordlessly. How had Spy gotten him to change so fast?

“Damn, you two are good,” Scout remarked softly, and Sniper laughed.

“We do this all the time,” he replied with a grin. “Yer just hard to corner in one place.”

Now that Scout thought about it, he /had/ run into Spy and Sniper in several places, and they’d say something weird and he’d just call them fags and dart off. No wonder Medic was suddenly so compliant, if this shit happened all the time.

“So that’s how you know about Engie’s boxers?” Scout looked over at Sniper, who nodded before walking over to Medic. “Tch, fags,” There were several bleeding cuts, all shallow and all over the man’s back. Medic was panting and on all fours now, and at the angle he was at, he could see that the man was obviously turned on. That was a little creepy; Sniper hadn’t been kidding about the ‘kinks’.

“You ain’t one t’ talk, kid,” Sniper, quite obviously aroused himself, stepped in front of the man with a small smile. “Switchin’ places then?” The question was directed at Spy, who nodded with a nasal chuckle. For some reason that noise didn’t bother Scout so much anymore. He, too, was flushed and felt blood flowing between his legs. Was he supposed to stand back and watch?

Fuck, he was pretty sure he could do that.

As Spy prepared himself and Medic with the lube, Sniper stepped closer to the man's face with a murmur. Medic resisted at first, but when Spy had to pause to prick his hip with his knife, Medic gasped loudly, allowing the Aussie’s erection to be forced in. Sniper moaned, and Scout bit his lip, trying to imagine how that would feel around his own cock. The young man swallowed, and wrapped his hand around his length, tugging it once with a shiver.

Scout caught Spy’s eye, who smirked in approval before pulling out his fingers and thrusting in all at once. Medic gagged on Sniper’s length, though Scout wasn’t sure if it was surprise or something else. Spy gestured to Scout to come over, and he did so a bit awkwardly, unwilling to have his hand leave his already-fully-hard erection.

“You’re small, mon petite. Could you give zhe Medic a ‘and? Or maybe a mouth…” Spy smirked, and Scout blinked a moment. The space underneath Medic was just barely enough for him to get on all fours but…a muffled, wanting moan escaped Medic’s mouth, making Sniper curse lustily, and Scout snorted.

“Man, whatever,” he smirked and got down, wriggling underneath the rocking German. Hopefully this wouldn’t be too hard. Licking his lips, he opened his mouth and took his head in his mouth. It got a good response – Medic lurched and cried out, though the sound was muffled. Smirking around the erection, Scout pushed more of it in, leaving a few inches off. If he went too much farther he was sure he’d gag.

His own hand strayed back to his cock as he began to explore what he’d put in his mouth with tongue and teeth. With a small noise, he began to pump himself in earnest while he figured out how to move his mouth in the best ways possible. Scout obviously wasn’t very experienced, but he did what he could.

The rocking above got more violent, sometimes forcing Medic’s length into his mouth a little too hard and making his gag reflexes try and force it out. The clenching muscles of his throat seemed to please Medic, though, who was moaning almost constantly now, joining the chorus of Spy and Sniper, who were obviously enjoying the moment.

Spy’s thrusts were getting harder and faster, and it was making Scout’s time down below a little uncomfortable, gagging every other thrust. Sniper didn’t seem to be moving, except twitches now and then, but Scout couldn’t see. All he could concentrate on was the cock in his mouth and the cock in his rapidly-moving hand. He was so close, so close –

With a cry, Scout again came first, semen splattering over the tile underneath him. His vocals started the chain, and with a whimper Medic came as well, and the strange taste of man-juices made Scout gag one final time, unable to swallow.

He spit what was in his mouth onto the floor with his own mess, and pulled away with a curse, slipping out from underneath just in time to see Sniper and Spy release simultaneously, both thrusting into the man at the same time. They rode out their orgasms, then pulled out of the panting German.

Sniper smirked and offered a hand to the Medic, who cleared his throat and ignored it, getting to his feet and glaring at all three of them.

“Now if you would excuse me…” he tried to maintain whatever dignity he still had, slipping on his clothes and exiting the showers.

Scout snorted, and ran a hand through his hair. “Does he do that all the time?” Sniper laughed.

“Dunno mate, that was the first time we’ve done that to him,” he remarked. Scout scowled.

“I thought you said you guys did this shit all the time!” Scout scowled at the man, and Spy snickered.

“Eet is usually Sniper, Engineer and moi,” Spy explained with a chortle, and Scout rolled his eyes.

“Man what the fuck ever. I’m takin’ a shower and getting some breakfast, I’m fuckin’ starved.” Deciding to ignore the two, he went right back to what he was /supposed/ to be doing – getting clean – and eventually started singing again. So what if they heard him?

“Jeeeeem is truuuuly outrageous…”
>> No. 8822
My usual comments don't need to be repeated yet again, so I'll just correct a typo that I saw:

> Scout, feeling bold after loosing his anal virginity, closed the door.

That should be "lose". Loose as a verb is for things like knots and clothes. If you misplace something or you're not getting it back, that's "lose".
>> No. 8823
>>8822
ahaha...whoops. That's a common mistake of mine. Thanks for catching that~
>> No. 8828
I'd like to see some of this Spy, Engineer, and Sniper shenanigans.
>> No. 8830
>>8828
seconding~
>> No. 8840
>>8821
Unf. Nicely done.

>>8828
Thirding this.
>> No. 8842
>>8828

Hmm...maybe. We'll see. (:
>> No. 8866
>he’d just call them fags and dart off.
THIS
HA.
Also, the rest of it. Um.
(...squee)
>> No. 8877
>>8828
fourthing this please? Especially if Engie and Sniper doubleteam Spy
>> No. 8878
>>8877
Ooh. I hadn't thought of that.
Hmmm...
I have a bunch of fics I need to finish writing, but once I catch up, I'll do my best to see what I can do with this. Because I love you guys <3
>> No. 8951
>>8877
I seem to recall that fic happening once before, except it was a BLU Spy in between a RED Sniper & Engineer? (Am I remembering correctly?)
>> No. 8961
Oh lovely! Sniper and Spy. What a team! Scout is so WTF-awesome-ridiculous. It's why I lurve him and his hey-I'm-not-a-fag-wait-whoa-that-uh-that-do-that-again attitude. Would also love to see some of the Sniper/Engie/Spy mentioned--um fifthing that thought I think. :D
>> No. 8984
>>8951
Yes, it happened. It was a truly lovely story, first from the Spy's point of view, then a second chapter was added from the Engie's.
>> No. 8988
Love this
>> No. 9031
lol, 'man-juices'

Please do continue this!

this has got to be one of the best fics of these 3 I have ever seen and I'd love to see more of Sniper/Spy ganging up on Scout! <3333


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