"GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The world was pretty much blowing up around them so the Heavy decided to guide their only Medic to a safe spot. "Ja, I must charge you!" the Nazi cried as he pumped sweet sweet healing rays into the extremely overweight man. "AUUUUHnnnn," Heavy moaned in arousal, feeling his strength come back to him. His seedy eyes swept over the Medic's super sexy form and he forgot all about the heat of battle and just pounced onto the German, or more like he fell over and smushed him beneath his sweaty rolls of fat and muscle. "Scheisse! Not here, schweinhund!" Medic hissed, flailing around under the sack of meat. "No no no, doctor become my new sandvich~" Heavy purred lustily as he manhandled the medic, right in the way of everyone.

"AAAAYY DON'T TAWK BOUT MAH BRUTHA LYKE DAT--- SHIT," their resident Scout was shrieking as he tripped over the writhing mass. Heavy smushed the tiny annoying Boston man between them, making an erotic threesome. "Scout is sandvich!" Heavy chuckled as he began forcing their collective pants down.

Sniper was watching from afar. "Bloody queer wankahs," he muttered, trying to concentrate on headshots. But it was no use. He was actually getting turned on by the pile of impending mansex and his Aussie trousers began to feel jolly good tight. And he was SO distracted that the BLU spy had snuck up behind him. Fortunately it was a nooby Spy so instead of just backstabbing him he tackled him out the window and the two began to flip toward the orgy.

"MMMMMMRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH!!" Pyro exclaimed victoriously as he began burning up the opposing team like Jews in the Holocaust. Overjoyed, he started to run back to where the control point was, only to be blocked by a squirming mass of buttsex. Pyro tried to blast them all with an inferno but it was completely useless and the torrent created a vacuum, sucking him toward the cocks.

Soldier and Demoman were busy destroying shit when they had to restore some health, and thus they looked from the holy rock to see a disgusting thing happening below. "BUNCHA SODS!" Demoman shouted as he threw his trusty ol' liquor bottle at the horrible pile, but he was drunk so he just slipped and fell on top of them, creating a massive explosion ... of SEMEN. "KAAAAAAHBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!" His thick veiny 12 inch nigra cock spewed forth a mighty stream of jizz all over the team before he passed out in a drunken stupor nearby.

"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS," Soldier hollered at the faggots, only to be suddenly rolled up in the katamari of cocks. And thus the real sexing began, spurred by Demoman's lovely contribution. Scout was the biggest uke of all, getting fucked in the ass by Pyro and in the mouth by Heavy while he jerked off both the Sniper and Spy with his weaselly little hands. Heavy was pretty much crushing his face under his obesity though, and he shortly died after 5 minutes of hardcore action. Soldier stuck it to the Medic, who was moaning out Hitler Youth jingles as he spazzed around on the delicious cock, simultaneously taking Scout's place and sucking Heavy's giant horrible manmeat. The enemy Spy decided to stab Soldier at that very moment, and he JIZZED IN HIS PANTS before being decapitated by Sniper, who was in the process of ravaging Demoman's passed out body. Pyro quickly grabbed the Spy's head and started to skullfuck it through an eyeball, but little did he know that a certain chemical in the eyeball does not mix well with semen, and it caused a massive internal cock explosion, killing him instantly. He shall be missed.

Heavy and Medic descended on Sniper and shoved both of their cocks in his mouth at once, which in turn stabbed his brain and caused a slow death. At the moment they jizzed Heavy fell ontop of Demoman, not only crushing him but creating a chain reaction of EVERY SINGLE EXPLOSIVE on him to go off at once. The blast was glorious.

It was then a lone red Engineer stepped from the hallway he was fixing a sentry in. He stared in disbelief at the giant crater in the ground, which was pooled with semen and body parts and scorch marks.

"Weyal hell. Ah'll be damned."

And lo, he sat down and began to strum his g'tar.

THE END