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No. 6293
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Oh my, I think I'm getting flushed at the possibility!
Damnit this took forever. Damn inspiration loves giving me ideas and then sods off when I have to continue them! Hopefully this is as good as the first part. I might return to this. Might being the key word. For now, this is it though. Enjoy!
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...and the watch creates a substitute - how clever! And you got all of this from the same company, did you?
Hmm? Can you hear me?
You are quite drunk, aren’t you? You haven’t been listening to me at all.
Very well. What did I just say?
Ha! It’s nothing to be flustered about. There are naked men and we have been drinking. It’s only normal to be distracted from conversation, no?
There’s no need to apologise. We’ve discussed what was necessary, so you’re free to properly enjoy the show. Afterall, there’s plenty to see.
Haha, yes, just like the Soldier! He doesn’t really interest me though. His movements are a bit too...wooden. And rigid.
If power is all you want in a man than yes, I suppose he is a good choice. He simply isn’t my type. Much like Demo really.
Oh, I could tell you quite fancied him. Everyone carries a little soft spot for their first, don’t they?
First person I saw here? Oh, that would be the Sniper. Ah...he has quite the reputation, you know. He’s often kept in a cage.
A real cage. Don’t worry, he enjoys himself in there – he’s never without a harem in here.
He was lazily jerking himself off when I approached. He hadn’t even taken all of his clothes off! Regardless, he saw me and leaned towards me, smirking so dangerously... I stupidly reached in and touched his cheek.
He cut the palm of my hand of course! I still don’t know where he pulled that knife from. But don’t worry – he was kind enough to take my hand and lick away the blood. Savage bushman...
Hahaha! I hate to disappoint, but he’s not in today. Otherwise I would’ve said hello to him earlier.
Well, it’s only polite to say hello, isn’t it? Here, sit down again, before you attract too much attention. Or you can get us some more drinks, if you can still walk correctly. Just don’t trip or they’ll kick you out the door!
That door? Oh, that leads to the Pyro...never been there myself.
Wait, wait! Unless you’ve got some money on your person then there’s no point in going over there.
Yes, money. American dollars. It costs to just open the door.
What does the Pyro do? I’m not sure. As I said, I haven’t been in there. I’ve been told that it’s...quite the experience. No no, they do not tell me exactly what goes on in there. It’s part of the deal.
You’ll have to come back at some point with some money won’t you, mon ami? Speaking of which, we still need to sign! Here, use my pen. You’re fumbling enough as it is.
Don’t worry, your writing is still legible. Admittedly your handwriting is atrocious, but the liquor hasn’t completely ruined your ability to write!
Here, let’s have one more! On me! To celebrate our work here. And then you best be scuttling back to your base – we wouldn’t want all this to go to waste because you aren’t in your bed come morning. You stay here, I’ll get the drinks...
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You still here Engineer?
True, but you always seem to be closing up. You need to take a night off sometimes.
Well, there’s no rest for the wicked.
It worked perfectly Engie! Told me everything we needed to hear and with minimal surcharge on my tab.
Right on the dotted line. Nice signature, isn’t it? BLU gets the bill and we pick up some new toys to play with.
Well, I can’t take full credit. Afterall, you were the one who put those little pills into the drinks, weren’t you?
I owe you for that, you know. You’ll be finished here in ten minutes, right?
I’ll be bored in five, so I’ll have to amuse myself. And I’ll probably forget to lock the door – all the alcohol, it makes people forget little things like that, doesn’t it?
I trust I’ll be seeing you soon, Engineer...
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