>>8964Inspired by this contest. I don't even know, ok. I don't even know.---RED Spy is hot.It's taken a lot of soul searching and face punching and insisting he's not gay and getting sort of curious and sticking things up his ass just to try it, okay, and then deliberately and somewhat desperately masturbating to thoughts of girls to make sure he's not all gay, at least, but BLU Scout has come to terms with this. But there are still several problems: 1) Spy is a RED. 2) Spy isn't gay. 3) Spy is like forty freakin' years old. 4) Spy is doing his mom.And Scout is not jealous of his own mom.Except he sort of is, when he finds BLU Spy's stash of creepy voyeur pictures. Okay, so it's his mom, but if he pretends she's someone else or whatever, it looks like Spy is freakin' good at what he's doing, and it sort of turns him on. Spy, not his mom. Or maybe imagining being his mom, or whatever, and Spy's all got his shirt off and it's all smooth muscle and Spy has his arms around him and kissing his neck and his hands are wandering up his stomach and feeling up his mom's -- his tits, like he's doing in that one picture -- and okay, so maybe he doesn't have any but he can pretend -- Yeah, pretending is easy enough, he's totally seen his mom naked walking out of the shower or whatever before. He's never really thought about it but he supposes she's pretty hot, y'know, for her age, and for being his mom. And he wouldn't mind being her for a while if it means Spy is doing him. She's got nice boobs and her ass is great and what else does he remember? Pubes, she has a neat little dark triangle of it between her legs that sort of grosses him out to think about until he imagines Spy doing things to it with his hands, his mouth, and then he's wishing it were him --Scout's hand finds its way into his pants and he bites his lip a little, his eyes sliding shut until he remembers that he can't look any more with them closed and opens them again, scattering the photographs on the ground in front of him and trying to place himself in each one. Spy's hands clenching hard in his hair as he kisses him roughly, pulling the hairband (that Scout had bought her for Mother's Day once) from his head and tossing it aside. Spy's hands finding his mom's -- his tits again, thumbing the nipples he remembers are darker than his own, and he can almost feel it against his own chest, Spy's touch, his breath, the pressure of his hands -- he can almost hear his mother's gasps and whimpers coming from his own throat.And a pussy, he's supposed to have one. What did that feel like? He's never had a chance to look at his mother's or anything besides coming out of it when he was born or whatever, so it's all imagination on this one -- wet and soft and slick and hot, probably. Lots of flappy skin and shit. A hole, somewhere beneath where his dick is now, maybe between that and his balls. And oh god, Spy finding and thrusting into that, hot and hard and deep and in him and his mother's -- his walls clenching around him and oh, god, it's good, and the phantom sensation wrings a whine from him as he strokes himself faster, pressing a few fingers into spot where his mother's vagina would be, pushing his skin in as far as it'll go --And Scout's not sure where his dick is supposed to be in all this but does it really matter? Fuck, he can close his eyes and his mom can grow a dick in his mind and Spy can -- oh, yeah, stroking his -- his mother's cock as he fucks her-him-her, telling his mother he loves her and calling him his little boy whore all at once in that serious, low voice of his all rough-edged with lust, and he can hear himself saying things like oh, Spy, oh, god, yes, more, oh, please, except in his head he's talking with his mom's voice and it's her body he's shaking with in her favorite blue dress (that he'd almost ruined once as a baby by peeing on, he remembers she loves telling that story) hitched up around her waist and her nails he's digging into the carpet (they're blue, he remembers too, she had always been nagging at him and his brothers to remember to pick up more nail polish when they went to the store) --Spy rams into his vagina one more time and Scout's crying out with his mother as s/he comes, splattering the photographs with milky white fluid before he remembers they're there. And when he does remember, after a short while of bonelessly kneeling there on his hands and knees, he curses and begins frantically trying to wipe them off. Fuck, he has to return these to the BLU Spy's folders or whatever, and double fuck, he's just come all over a picture of his mother.And the hot guy in the pictures with her. Maybe he'll keep one. And blame Sniper.He slides the most explicit photo into his pants so he can feel it next to his skin and gathers up the rest to carry back to BLU Spy's room. And so okay, maybe Scout is jealous of his mom.He'll have to come to terms with that, too.Maybe by doing that a couple more times...
Man, I hate you sometimes. I SHOULD BE SQUICKED, I KIND OF AM, BUT SOMEHOW IT IS ALSO HOT. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk sob.A+++ job, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.ps you need to continue/finish Fucking Spies at some point, I demand this :|
OH GOD.THIS IS SO FUCKED UP.I... I AM SOMEWHERE BETWEEN BEING REVOLTED AND APPLAUDING.
IIGood show.
I would like to take this opportunity to begin a slow clap.
OH GODWHAT IS THIS-WHAT DID I JUST-WOAH.You certainly win the squick contest in my book.
I just keep making a mildly disgusted face at the screen. I am mildly disgusted.I don't even.High five.
jesus christAMAZING
Oh god I didn't want to keep on reading but my eyes were glued to the screen AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAThat was hilarious and horrifying at the same time, gg.
I'm reading the other comments, and now I feel bad that I found this straight up hot.
The bile is rising andmy undies are wet.WHAT IS THIS.
>>9164You're not the only freak in the room, don't worry.
I'm walking down the street, tea in one hand, phone in the other, reading this. And I cannot stop laughing out loud- cackling, really. This is hilarious and fucked up in the best way.
Sadly enough (for the state of my own psyche), incest no longer pings my disgust-o-meter. I've been on the internet too long.On the plus side, this was hot, with just enough wrong to make it even better!
>>9154I actually think this is kind of sad. What is wrong with me?
>>9158 -joins in-This is... I don't... but... why do I...? I shouldn't like this, but I love it.
>>9168Haha, this. I think I've been in too many fandoms where incest was par for the course. This is really quite hot, especially with the gender-play going on.
Im speechless.I really enjoyed this...I...I...God, you just should win D: Because this was so...hot in some way...and...God.
Bleh, the mom thing squicks me a bit.But the whole PRETENDING to be her, that's rather brilliant.
Why am I turned on srsly there's something wrong with me
Oh god, the gender play. THE GENDER PLAY!Brb, need new panties. And perhaps a bucket.
wow...hot and disturbing and I strangely want more. well done
Not squicked at all. Sorry. (Obviously this means you have to continue this contest! *subtle*)
All incest is wincest. God, the 'net has corrupted me. This is really hot, and I think I may want a sequel.
IT'S SO FUCKED UP IT TURNS ME ON. <3333I LOVE YOU.
Something about Scout's trying to make himself a vagina was really strangely extremely hot. I don't know how to feel. :B
THAT'SI JUSTI CANT EVEN
I'm laughing and feel like I should be fapping, but I'm laughing and this -I'm so /glad/ I don't have a disgust-o-meter. Really. It causes shit like this to be funny. It's so wrong, but it's brilliant... and......Brb, laughing forever.
I found this damn hot. Holy shit.
I want to fap to this but Scout fantasizing about having a vagina just reminds me uncomfortably of the stereotypical ya.oi uke everyone seems to like making Scout into elsewhere.
>>9235More like gender-confused faggot than desu kawaii uke, man. If anything this a lot more realistically gay than that necrophilia shit.
This gave me unpleasant dreams about my own mother. I-I am so confused right now, man.
>>9237Get off of tf2chan and cap that damn point, RED Scout.