oh god what is this im so sorry i wrote this while i was sick as fuck at like three in the damned morning last night jesus christ

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Ok ok so

Ok
ok

a babby scout one day, in the park. He is cry and crying lots and there was a spy watchin from a bench, all lickin his cigarette an just being a sexy classy little bitch oh yeah you lick that cigarette you sassy lil devil u but wait

wait

Ok the babby. The babby cryes because he has lost from his momma scout. Spy can tell this because he hangs out whtih his friend spiner and snipers like a scut bioloEXPERT or something. And so spy can tell from the way this baby scout cries it is because he has lost his ma scout.

As he watched dem teers dribble down the little scoot cheeks and heard itHIM cryin for his mommy, a big ol’ boner pops up into his pantaloons. He is realize that this is the perfect chance to strike!! Because the mama scout will soon heer her babby callin and come round rite propa son, an then spy qiwill have to live with blue balls and : ( so this French pedo says I DON’T THINK SO MOINSEUR.

So he walked right up to a babby scoot, struttin all hotlike with a swagger in them hips that would give anyone who wasn’t a babby scout a huge 12ft boner for realz. “bonjoutr” spy growls lustily

The babby jus stares at him for a sexocond cause hes a fuking baby and don’t speak no French fuckers. Spy let out a great big le siiiiiiigh because it is annoying for him to speek the english “jentlemen” he tries in dat sexy frenchie accent.

“oh” the lil scout grunts like a lil piggy wiggy woo, sniffling.

“where are your parents, u lil cutie you” but the babby scoot just keeps on cryin “oh shut up you little worm abortion of god I mean uh ill buy you ice cream an help you find your mama”

And the babby scoot gets a hueg smile on his face, all giggling at the thought of ice cream. Spy guets down on his knee and picks up the abandoned little scoot, rubbin his back down to make the babby all relaxesd and make him wanna fall asleep because spiy likes it when theyre asleep I guess fuck.

“yes” scout shit I mean sSPY says, relaxin the little baby scoot. But the babby scoot relax so hard, he sprayed a big fountain of shit from his puffy widdle diapee all into the spys mouth.
“GRGGLFGFMMPHLLRLLRLLGGGHH” He guffaws as it goes all down his throat aw naaasty what the fuck did you eat babby scout jesus crist that is horrible.

Nevertheless spys boner rages on!! and its like 39 feet long holy shit. So ok the spy gets the babby scoot all into the alley, or hes close to it when SUDDENLY “I HOPE YOU ARENT TRYING TO RAPYE MY BABBY SCOUT “ a girl voice said sexily

Spy turned the fuck around with chunks of shit comin outta his mouth and fuck man this is disgusting what why am I riting dis. There stood a lady in a bloo dress with nice tits and a badonkadonk ass and her hands on her hips all MACHO MACHO LADY. And shit.
“mgrfrl” spy tried to respond but it was hrd because there were fuckin chunks of babby scout doodie all up in his grill.

The scoot lady mom smirkysmirkedsmirkedd all the way to smirktown and walked forward. She had a hungree looks in her eyes. Hungry fore sexing. Spy recognized this because he himself was an expert on scoot mamas, and his boner burst like ten feet at the thought because dayuuumn man. And just as she reached a hand foreward all slow toward his chest, her eyes started to glow all red an purple and it was scary.
Spy could jus stare with giant wide eyes when suddenly, A GREAT GIANT THORNY COCK BURST FORTH FROM THE FROMNT OF HER LIL SLINKY DRESS AND GODDAMM IT WAS LIKE FIFTY BILLION FEELT LONGAND SHE FUCKED THE SHITOUT OF SPYS ASS WITH ATHAT THING

THE TIP GREW GUCFUCKING TEETH AND LIKE BIT HIS BRPROSTRATE GHLANDS AND HE SCREAMED HIS LITTLE SMOKER LUNG S OUT. SO AHARED THAT HE PASSED THE HELL OUT WHEN THE DEMON WOMAN MOMMY CAAAAME LIKE A HUNDRED FIFTY MILLION GALLONS INTO HIS TINY FRENCH ASSHOLE.

Then scootma took her babby scout back “u don’t mess” she sid to the uncosnius spy and went coochiecoochiecoo and left passed out spy alone with her jizz leakin outta his mancooter. He reached back to touch it and it was fuckin black and that was growss dude.
“mgrglph” he groaned



And then like twenty fuckin years later he finally vomited up all of the poop and shit he crawled all thwe way to the babby scoot who wasn’t a babby no more and so it was legal and shit now. “ok now we have to fuck” he said pointing to his uh I think it ewas 49 ft??? yeah well go with aththat 49 feet boner

And he still had it after like twenty freakin years because it was fuc

it was built FORD TOUGH

“who the fuck are you” ask the scout, inching away from the crazy stinky man and his giant dong.

“lets DO IT” scoffffff SPY demanded in a lustful French grrrrrowl

“FUCK NO” SCOUT chimed back with chagrin bcause he was no faget up in this shit yo!! “WHATS WRONG WITHU WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM”

“FUCK MEE” spy demanded and ran forward but he wobbled becakuse him stiffy was far too big. Scout was all oh heeellllll naw and ran off.

THERE WAS A CHASE SEQUENCE AND scout bumped into the demoman NO WAIT

WAIT

OKAY SCOUT BUMPED INTO THE medic
“DOC HELP” scotu begged the medic whos e eyes were all googly and squiggling everywhere

“mein floppy dingle doo” the medic proclaimed.

“WHAT” SCOUT DEMANDED SEXILY ALL RRRRGH “YOUR A FUCKIN USELESSASS DOCTOR” but the spy was coming up behind him man oh no so he grabbed the medic and stood him in the way of the spy as a obstruction.

And then the spy stopped at the sudden medic in his way, “there is no easy way out of this predicament” spy said to noone, staring into the medics pupils scrabble and zip around in his eyeballs because it was fucking hypnotic hilyt damn. “get out of my way you mental defective.” the spy whined

“… mein floppy dingle doo”

So spy pushed the doctor over and continued to chase the scout. his big pulsating dick is all poppin and boppin around but spy doesnt care because soon he will get his fuckin revenge

MEANWHILE SNIPER

Sniper was all chillin out maxin relaxin all cool in his roost when he suddenly got hungry. There were rumblies in his tumblies and well that just wouldnt stit with the spiner. He stood up and walked down the stairs from his roost down into his
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down into the mess hall where he goit himself some fukken chilly. I mant chili

But back to the story sniper was all sturrin his chillis when SUDDENLY HE HEARD A NOISE

“HARK” Sniper belted, bringing up his spoon.

“uguuu~~~” his chili said, and a bean fucking turned and looked him right in the face and it looked like a puppy holy shit what the hell was that sniper stared down at this fucking dog-afaced been and tried to figure out whether he cshould kill it or not it was fuckin crepy but t was also damn kawaiii

“Did you know??” the bean said, “in their lifetime, the average Australian eats roughly 17 beef cattle, 92 sheep, 406 loaves of bread, 165,000 eggs, 8 tons of fruit, half a ton of cheese and ten tons of vegetables?”

“I am Australian you bean” sniper mumbled all hotlike

“oh shit really” the trivia dispensing bean dog replied, smilin his little doggy smiley wiley woo “that’s fuckin badass dude seriously yous gonna eat seventeen full fuckin cows hot damn ride on you crazy aussie motherfucker”
Sniper nodded in his sexty sniper way and dropped mameshiba back into his bowl, knowing what he had to do now. He walked over to his motorcycle all cool like and got on, revving the engine

SPINER RIDE ONNNNNNN (PLEASE REMEMBR THIS OKAY ITS V IMPORTAT TO THE POLOT. OAKAY. SPIONER. HE RIDE ONNNN okay anyways back to tha main evnet

AND THEN SCOUT SAW HIS OPPRTUNIYYUTY
The soldier was selling fruit because

Scout reached out and grabbed the soldiers furuitstaaaynd and he hurled it back at the spy. “YOU LITTLE MMMMAGGOT” soldier screeched after the scout, who didn’t really care as long as it kept his suhweet ass from bein raped “YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR EACH AND EVERY FRUIT IN THAT STAND YOU HELLRAISING RABBLEROUSER I SWEAR”

Even though scout chucked a fucking furutstand at him, spy perserveered with that giant veiny cock and man oh man like hell scout was going to take that up his ass or in eny orifice in his body fuck them shit

He made a break for the closest warehouse and hid in one of the rooms, when that French fucker kicked the door opoen. “NO” scout hollered like a hollering scoot as the spy and his giatn boner headed right for him.

NAD JUST THEN

JSUT THEN

SNIPER BNURST INTHROUGH THE GLASSWINDOW OF THE WAREHOUSE(???) ON HIS MOTORCYCLE

“GUDAAAAAAAY” he chuckled evilly with an evil smirk at the spy, who bellowed a great noiuse like a disnosur and took his gigantic gurth in both hands

“oh god oh god christ jesus” scout blubbered with so much fear that he was scared.

sniper looked at him “i think you know what you need to do mate” he said

Scout hesitated, but then nodded noddingly. He did know.

“fuck yeah” he said and zipped downy wowny his panty wantyies. He let his pants fall down to like his ankles and shit and wrapped his hand all round his skinny litel 4 inch sucker.

Sniper cocked his head “aah what the fuck are you doin there” because he is not expected this to happen.

“shut up” scout barked as he started to pump. Spy, too, was frozed with surprise for the scotu making a fap.

So scoots is pumpin this bitch like a motherfucker and spy and sniper an left wonderin what hes duin. Spiner catches on first though and grins like a creeper who lives in a van. He leapt with all the grazes he gained from his childhood ballet classes and slammed the door behind the spy, who was still confused as all hell.

AND THEN IT STARTED

SCOUT LET OUT A FUCKING EARTH SHATTERING ROAR THAT SOUNDED LIKE A MITOTHERFUCKING GIANT LION AND JIZZED ALL OVER THE PLACE holy shit jizz was EVERYWHERE and it got all over EVERYTHING even spy and snoipah

“mmm” snioaph scoffed all sexy and rubbed the scootcum into his shirt and his vest. He had a lil bonerdoo poppin up too, but it wasn’t too big so he could just jerk off later.

“MON DIEUUUUU” scFUCK SPY screamed as the flying stirings of com struck his italia n suit. Scout kept fuckin goin man because u don’t mess with a scoot.

Sniper looked at the distressed spy and thought. He would probably need to keep him distracted while the scut kept himself cumming all over the place like a fucking garden sptrinkler. So he walked right over and grabbed the front of snpy’s shirt and just c shpved his tongue down that frenchie’s throat all rubbin his dick against spys throat lol awhat I mean leg and sptys throat tasted like friggin twrenyty year old babby scotpoo but that was fine and the sniper didn’t care.

Spy prbroke away from the kiss while scot continued to quiver and shower them in jizz “AHH SUNNIPERU-KUN~” he said and was v moe as he turned away, biting his finger

Snoipah grinned an evil snoipahpuzs grin “ill b gentle on ur little hot ass” and then he just continued tongufuckin the dude right there RIGHT THERE in the warehouse with scouts juzze all squirtin on them

An d scout he wasn’t even fucking winded bitches he can keep doin this all day he s just standin there pumpin on his boner and his wrist is like about to fucking sniap in half cauise of this hardcorefappin

Pyro walked in too but he just said “mmsrgph” and left because idk but his muffled voice awakened something in spy that made him stop kissing sniper

“SUNNIPERU-KUN~”

“what the fuck do u want now”

“AHH SUNNIPERU-KUN WAIT~*~”

“yeah ok” he said with a shrug, backing off.

AND THEN SPY FUCKIN RIPPED HIS COAT OFF MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE THAT SHIT WAS GETTIN IN THE WAY OOF HIM AND HIS ARAPE

Sniper sighed and rubbed his dick a little dejectedly. No sex for him again…

But scout kept FAPPIN G GOTTA REPRESENT THA SOUTH SIDE CHUCKLENUTS WOOOOOO even when the spy started to fucking fly around the room scout kepyt aim and fired hot manloads after him and spirted all over the walls!! Holy shit it was an epic shbattle with scotus juzzes.

and then the spy fired lazers out of… his giant honking jewnose I guess and one of them hit the scout in his kock

“AAAAAAA” he screamed
“uh” sniper stopped touching himself loneg enough to see that the scout was wounded by lazers

“I I CANN I CANT ICANNUT…” Scout tried, causing sniper to sigh again.

“what the fuck are you trying to say to me” he asked, walking forward.

“I CANT DO IT ANYMORE AAAA” he wailed, jabbing his finger down at his lazor-shot cock likfe fifty bajillion times

“NONESESNSE, scout” Sniper excalaimed!! So sniper frolicked behind the scout and whipped his dick out because it was his time to shine

with the speed of a thousand badass aussies who had eaten their daily breakfast of seventeen dairy cattle he started to cocklslap the scoots deliciously tight ass with his aussie dongaroo “AH AH OH!!” scout moaned and groaned like an overused leather glove and started to fap fap fap again even though it hurt like a bitch

So he was fapfapfappin and then a little jizz started to come out again. “ah fuck” scout mumbled, frowning down at his limpening dick. Sniper continued faithfully smacking the scouts reddening butt with his dick

“HAHAHA I WILL RAPE YOU” the flying spy said charging his jewnose laser attack for its special finale

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN

ANOTHER ROPE OF WHITE MILKY DELIGHT SPURT FROM THE SCOUTS TIP

“YEEEEEAH” SHNIPER BELLOWED IN MANYLY EXCIUTEMENT AS HE CONTINUED TO COCKSLAP THE SCOOTS RAW BUM CHEEKS

AND THEN IT TURND FUCKING RED AND SCOUT THOUGHT HE HAD AIDS HOLY SHIT BUT THEN IT TURNED YELLOW AND SNIPER SIAD A LOUDBATTLE CRY JERRRATE AND THENIT WAS BLUE AND HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS SCOUT WAS SHOOTINGFUCKING RAINBOW CUM OUT AT THE SPY UP IN THE SKIY

AND WHATTHE FUCK IS THIS FIREWORKS CAME OUT AND FIZZED AND CRACKLED AROUND THE ROOM SPININ AROUNDLIKE IT WAS THE FOURTH OF JULY OR CANADA DAY OR SOMESHIT LIKE THA T GODDAMN I COULD ONOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP JOHN

HOLY FUUUCKING

The spy deflated with a last shriek. When the flying jewnose menace was defeated, the scout let himself collapse. He was shaking an panting even though like ten of his ribs were cracked and his wrist was like snapped off and his spine was now broken into hhhh around three different pieces from arching like a fucking hero and his ankles were also twisted.

Sniper sighed”you fucking dumbass sonofabitch” and then he grabbed scoot by his ankles and dragged him off.

Scout woke up in the fuckin sickbay with his mom sittin at his bedisde and the medic all cfcuckin creepy screwed up weyes eyed and shit. Then like three of his german nurses came in and raped scoot on his raw little wilkins and it was very sad day.

“ohget over it you little queer” his mother gruntd sharply, taking a huff from her cigarette and obviously unahappy to be with her son, who was in the sick bay for wanking too hard. Scout whimpered like a bitch.

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Enginer finsihed his very sad song with a solid guitar strum, and manyly tear for his friend the scut. but only one.

“scouts still with the medic, and hes makin progress every day.” he turned back to the little chilluns gathered around his campfire for the cool story bro!! “and the moral of this here sad tale kiddies is

The kids were all fucking asleep.

“YOU LITTLE FAGGOTSHITS” engineer yelled. He beat those disrespectful little motehrfuckers to death with his guitar and went home




THE END