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7397 No. 7397
Since /afanfic/ seems so active as of late, would it be acceptable to make a kink thread? If so, just make your request for what you desire to read, and you shall receive. Kinda like secret santa, minus the secret. I'll start things off with this request to whoever cares to take it: Engineer/Heavy.

Pic...vaguely, possibly related.
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>> No. 7399
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7399
Fairy Medic / Fairy Heavy

Or Gnome Heavy. Or tiny sprite Heavy. Or something.

Kink: Mentioning their tiny stature and how big other things are. Like them being small enough to have sex in Sniper's hat or something.

Bonus: Involving a jealous fairy!Sandvitch. But that is impossible. So you can ignore it.

Double Bonus: Heavy's tiny fairy wings don't work because he's too heavy to fly.
>> No. 7400
>>7397
good idea
>>7399
>Like them being small enough to have sex in Sniper's hat or something.
lulz mode: sniper is still wearing the hat at the time
>> No. 7401
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7401
>>7399
Maybe I should have attached this picture instead. But yeah, like this guy's wings.
Sage, because what a stupid thing to add.
>> No. 7402
>>7400
Sniper's dandruff is like giant snowflakes for them.
>> No. 7403
Engie/Spy, whith Spy trying to seduce Engie but things happen. Can be funny or dramatic.
>> No. 7407
>>7399

this this this this this
>> No. 7409
>>7399
THIS but only with normal sized heavy

that would be the besstttt
>> No. 7410
Same request as last time: What sort of crazy initiation rituals do the teams have? This anon prefers a Sniper-centric one, but will accept any class as the newbie being hazed as long as it's well written.
>> No. 7412
>>7409

THIS
>> No. 7413
Fagnonymous would give a kidney to see some RedScout/BluScout hatesex. The angrier, the better.

J-just putting that out there.
>> No. 7416
*shuffles left*
*shuffles right*
..uh..anonfag requesting a Spy/Engineer preexisting sort-of relationship, involving trust and removal of balaklava? *shuffles away*
>> No. 7417
>7413
A million times YUS
>> No. 7418
>>7416
On the same team? Or opposite?

... um, not that I have any ideas or anything.
>> No. 7424
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7424
>>7399
>>7401
uhg. I know it's a writefag thread, but it still inspired me. So here's the pic in hopes it'll help inspire some writing.
I want them to have sex in snipers hat too...with him wearing it.
>> No. 7425
>>7416
Are you me? A thousand times yes.

>>7418
Not OP, but opposite please please please. Opposite Team Engie/Spy makes me happy in my pants
>> No. 7432
>>7416
someone do this. please?
>> No. 7433
>>7416
The world needs more Engineer/Spy. I'm working on one but it's not that...lovey.
>> No. 7435
>>7418
...holycrapyou'respeakingtome*dies* uh, same team, I suppose, with a jumpy engie caus' who even trusts those spahs god
>> No. 7436
>>7425
<needs to pay closer attention and not double post like a moron dur..opposites is okay, too. really, whatever works- take the sucker and run with it.
>> No. 7437
>>7403
Do you have any team preference, Anon, or can they just be whatever?
>> No. 7438
Medic/Scout (RED Team, I have a fetish for red things) romantic sex, with Scout totally into it. please please please you don't know how bad I need thissss...
>> No. 7439
..........robot scout fic. 8I
Doesn't have to be smut. Just some fluff with engineer.
>> No. 7442
... Can I have some delicious Sniper/Scout lovings? With Scout being all confused about his sexuality and Sniper helping him through it. Fluff is amazing.
>> No. 7443
Soldier/Engineer, quick n' dirty dry humping.
>> No. 7444
I hope this isn't too specific.

Medic/Spy - A RED Medic stumbles upon a badly injured BLU Spy. The Medic exams the injuries (and makes them worse) while stripping the Spy, who squirms and curses but is too weak to do much else. Creepy Medic getting off to Spy's pain would be lovely.
>> No. 7451
>>7443

This please
>> No. 7455
Also should we limit it to a certain amount of floating requests so no new ones until the number of unfulfilled requests falls below the threshold? We don't want the thread to be all requests and maybe a few fics, unless this is more of a plotbunny thread.
>> No. 7457
scout/scout on the slippery floor of a hot spring.

And there's never enough Engineer/Spy. With much stalking and obsession on Spy's part.
>> No. 7458
>>7424
That's adorable.

I request some Spy/Sniper/Spy layer cake.
>> No. 7459
Engineer/Pyro, fluffy romancy sex.
>> No. 7462
We've seen some doodles, but top!Medic and bottom!Heavy is about due...
>> No. 7465
>>7459
Thousand times this. And to add, maybe as a thank you for defending Engie's buildings when he leaves to get more metal or whatever. Either way Engie/Pyro seconded.
>> No. 7466
>>7443

I third this motion. Obviously I can't write this myself because I fail at writing anything remotely sexy.
>> No. 7467
Specific kink is specific and kinky:
Limb-dissociation leading to self mutilation or amputation ie Scout, for example, suffers from a disorder which leads to him experiencing extreme negative feeling towards a certain limb or body part (it doesn't "belong" to him, it's a "parasite", etc). Self mutilation could be anything from being purposefully careless or neglectful to the limb/body part to cutting, burning, whatever. Preferably ends in sexualised amputation. Pairing is not important, but I suppose Medic/anyone would be most obvious.
>> No. 7468
>>7462

THIS!
>> No. 7470
>>7466
FFF... this sounds like so much fun... -will try-
>> No. 7471
>>7470
>>7443 I meant...
>> No. 7472
>>7467
Maybe with Demoman and his useless eye? Unless its already removed.
>> No. 7474
>>7424
Awww, that's so cute + great. It's like Grute, or Cuteat or something.
>> No. 7475
Is that you, God? :,D Finally my prayers have been answered!! Err... Ahem, gentelmen. I do believe that there should be more Tentaspy/Spycrab romance. (I cannot be the only one who wants to read it, right?)

Anyway, I'd really like to read me some tasty RED!Tentaspy/BLU!Spycrab... Anything would do. Angst, fluff, crack, you name it! ... Yeah.... So... Yep... Uh, right. Thats pretty much it. Thank you and good bye! *shyly scuttles away*
>> No. 7476
>>7472
Ohh, yes! Fap fap fap.
>> No. 7478
uhm... yeah, uhm... spy/sniper non-con involving tickle torture?
>> No. 7479
>>7416
>>7457

Hope it's not going to flood the boards same time as others (since others are interested), but I'm inspired *leer* to write some RED Engineer/BLU Spy.
>> No. 7485
>>7435 >>7436 >>7479
The more the merrier, especially when mine's going to be sort of short. Though for variety's sake, I'll be doing same team Spy/Engie then. c:
And, uh, a reasonably paranoid Engie.


I also want to toss out my own request, though its not so much a kink but me wanting to read Engie and Medic being nerdy science boyfriends. Possibly joking around about making an cyborg son. But. You know. Um.

...I'm going to go away now.
>> No. 7487
This, please! I'd write it but I suck.
>> No. 7488
>7467
Oh ho ho, I'm seconding this~
>> No. 7490
Spy/Sniper.

In that order.

And I don't necessarily mean Spy has to be sticking it in Sniper - what I'm looking for is Spy as the dominant partner whatever his position, because any good spy will dominate the situation, non?

SOB PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A BURNING DESIRE FOR THIS
>> No. 7491
>>7490

No dear, of course not.
>> No. 7492
Requesting Engie/whoever you prefer, maybe capturing an enemy team member. I want to see him use that rope he carries around to bind wrists and ankles (hog tying?), and lots of teasing with vibrating toys/dildos.
>> No. 7493
Spy/Sniper/Scout's Mom

Not necessarily in that order. Or just pick two and have the third watch, I don't know.
>> No. 7496
>>7492
>>7443
>>7457
When I get back from the mantrain, I'm attempting these.
>> No. 7499
Scout/Pyro (unsuited) please. Not often attempted because it treads OC water, but I'd love to see some creativity.

(would prefer a male human pyro, though)
>> No. 7500
I would love something with pyro, and not just pyro as a monster in a suit or something. Like... underneath the suit, y'know?
>> No. 7503
CV-related request coming up...

*ahem*

For the love of everything, can we please get some Red/Sniper in here!?
>> No. 7506
>>7442

This. Oh, for the love of god, this.

Saging because I'm really just being redundant. I'll see if I can actually contribute later.
>> No. 7507
Hrm, I was toying with the idea of something along the lines of respawn fails and someone loses their memory...

spy/sniper comes to mind first, but of course it could work for any other paring. In any case, two members of opposing teams find each other, but one (or both) is/are killed at some point and instead of coming back with their memories as is the norm, they lose everything they learned in the relationship. tragic tale of lost love.

perhaps memory loss is attributed to spurned team member or red/blue conspiracy to get the teams to hate each other.
>> No. 7508
You know how you pass through your teammates in-game? What if that extended to their interactions outside of battle? Relationships would be limited to watching each other wank, or you'd have to take up with the members of the opposite team.

(Could be gen instead of adult, but I don't think there's a "general plot idea" thread over in /fanfic/.)
>> No. 7510
2Snipers1Spy
>> No. 7512
>>7478
Strange though it may sound... I have some experience writing tickle torture. I've also recently promised to write Sniper/Spy. So, uh... lemme get back to you about that.
>> No. 7513
>>7510
you know, i've seen 2 spies and one sniper but never this
...someone make this happen please!
>> No. 7514
>>7490
yea, Spy is typically written as the recipient so this would be a nice change
>> No. 7516
>>7512
Damn I might actually read that as well.

Spy and Sniper starring in The French Tickler.
>> No. 7519
>>7512

yessss. I was afraid I'd be ignored D:
thank you!
>> No. 7520
Humbly requesting some BLU/RED Sniper on Sniper romancings. Non-rapey versions, though. Lusting after one another versions, eventually going off to a secluded area to indulge. And some Soldier/Sniper. Can be any team combo. Same or opposing. Just. Soldier/Sniper. I have never seen this pairing more than once, in pic form. (Insert sadness face here)

>>7510

Fourthing this as well.
>> No. 7521
>>7490
>>7510
I'd really like to take a stab at both of these. Whether I actually do or not is a whole different story though. :T I still owe Engie/Scout and a second chapter of Medic/Sniper so I'll get around to these asap.
>> No. 7522
Spy/Engineer
Everytime Engie is like "Oh, spah~" Spy has to spank him or something and make him enunciate properly. ENGLISH LESSON SEX, SOMEONE DO IT NOOOWWW.
>> No. 7534
Do we have to wait for the requests to end before posting fics?
>> No. 7535
>>7534

I'm not sure they'll ever end.
>> No. 7537
I'm assuming that we don't have to wait for the requests to end before posting fics...

>>7443
Hm... I'm not sure if this is what you had in mind, but I tried.

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"S-Solly..." Engineer gasped, his hands grabbing the closest thing that he could steady himself on- the wall of the hayloft. Soldier ignored his stutter and continued pushing and grinding his very awake crotch against Engineer's rump. His hands curled into fists against the wall the army man was pushing him up against and he felt his control slipping with each thrust Soldier made against him, pushing his own awakened member roughly against the hard wall.

Bullshit. Soldier thought he would just hump up against Engineer, give him this kind of discomfort and just keep on going? Bull. Shit.

Engineer pushed back against Soldier, catching the man off balance and felt him grab onto the back of his shirt. Engineer twisted to face Soldier and ended up sprawled against him with their crotches pressed against each other. Soldier's hat fell and ended up spinning on its top a few feet from the two. Engineer's had tumbled off in the fall as well, leaving them both bare headed and Soldier's rather expressive face exposed. Soldier tried to squirm out from under Engineer, bucking his hips against the Texan in the process and causing him to groan at the sensation. This gave Soldier a thoughtful pause as Engineer flushed at the rather loud noise he had just made.

"You are not stay on top of thi-" Soldier was cut off with a groan as Engineer leered down at him, grinding his hips firmly down on the other man's cock. Soldier's surprised expression turned to a smirk and a throaty chuckle before he put all his torque into rolling them over.

Engineer allowed it and just kept the pair rolling, hay sticking them through their shirts and flying up all around them even before they rolled into a big pile of the stuff, still fighting for dominance and thrusting and growling curses at each other between each breathless 'aha!' of triumph.

The battle was finally won when their rolling was ended by a crate and Soldier grabbed Engineer by his overall straps to pull him into a sitting position and thrust him back against the hard crate. A loud crack was heard as Engineer's back slammed into the crate and he growled a host of obscenities that were soon cut off by a husky groan as the man arched his back against the crate and his hips into Soldier's own eagerly.

Soldier continued his frenzied thrusting as Engineer's hips tried to reciprocate but just couldn't buck as fast as Soldier's came down on his crotch. Both were panting heavily, making sounds that, to anyone outside of the situation, resembled a couple of wild animals. Engineer's hands gripped handfuls of hay, nails scraping against the floor every now and then as he sought something a little more anchoring every time Soldier's thrusts pushed him right back up against the crate he was trying to slide away from. He could only take the edge of that thing in his back so many times, after all.

Soldier seemed to slow after a bit and Engineer stared up at the commando's flushed face with a small smirk. "Tired already, pardner?" He drawled with a chuckle, slipping his hand over the extremely noticeable bulge in Soldier's pants. The man simply glared at Engie's amusement and ground himself against the man one last time before a sigh of relief drifted from his lips. Engineer felt the man go slack against him and chuckled, brushing a hand through his damp, army buzzed hair. "Yer gonna be sore t'morra..." he stated with a small grin.

"Shut it, Tex." Soldier grumbled, sitting up between Engineer's knees and brushing the hay from his uniform.

"Sir, yessir." Engineer saluted from his relaxed position against the crate.

Soldier's eyes alighted on Engineer's own tent in his overalls and unzipped the front before tucking his hand in to give him his own release.

"Ah... thanks, Soll." Engineer grinned at him.

"I said 'shut it,' Private!" Soldier barked with a half-hearted glare as he stood and tried to brush the rest of the hay off of his uniform.

" 'course ya did." Engineer nodded, grin turning into a smirk. Soldier tried to make his glare more menacing before he headed off to change his pants.
>> No. 7538
>>7537
fff... "staying" not "stay"...
>> No. 7540
>>7537
OP here, and this is PERFECT.
>> No. 7541
Scout/Engi - Scout gets a shower and gets himself off with Engi's body wash whilst fantasizing about him. I just tried to write this, but I have serious writer's block atm.
If someone does this, I will be forever grateful!
>> No. 7546
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>>7541
Hate to be a spoilsport, but... would Engineer have body wash? The story's set in 1968, on a quasi-military base. Our boys are LUCKY if they all have to share a bar of yella soap. Maybe the Engineer used the soap right before him, and left some pubes on it?

Sorry, I'll try to have something more constructive to add next time.
>> No. 7547
>>7546
Sorry about that. Had a bit of a (massive) brain fart. I meant anything that belonged to Engi, that he might have used in the shower (You're right, soap!). Whoopsie.
>> No. 7549
>>7547 I wanted to say that if anyone's going to have bodywash it would be Spy, but then I remembered he's French so..hmm. Got me.

>>Maybe the Engineer used the soap right before him, and left some pubes on it?
Grimacing, lol'ing and seconding all at once.
>> No. 7550
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7550
Partial fill of the "BLU Sniper / RED Sniper" and "2 Snipers 1 Spy" requests.

"He remembered my birthday! He's so thoughtful~"
>> No. 7551
>>7550

Hahahaha! Love it!
>> No. 7552
>>7400 BRB lol'ing forever
>>7402 lol'ing put on pause to contemplate this and be mildly horrified
>>7409 ...wait wut?
>>7444 THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS oh god please
>>7467 DITTO ABOVE STATEMENT
>>7475 Have also contemplated this and am surprised it hasn't happened yet.
>>7490 Topping from the bottom is definitely not written enough. Someone please do?
>>7503 Like, the whole RED team? Hmmmm...
>> No. 7560
>>7552
I think they meant Red as in the original RED Spy.

>>7541
Hnng... I will make this work.
>> No. 7561
>>7560
>I think they meant Red as in the original RED Spy.

I do. I'm very careful about capitalization. If I say "Red," then I mean a character by that name. If I say "RED," then I mean the team.

And I specified CV... didn't I? *checks* ...Yes, I did.
>> No. 7564
>>7561
Then I hereby add RED/Sniper to the request list. CV-verse for bonus points.
>> No. 7565
>>7561
I'll work on this, it sounds like fun.
>> No. 7566
You're the best, Scrunchy!
>> No. 7569
scoutxspy/scoutxsniper/scoutxengie/scoutI AM A FAGGOT HUMP MY RUMPemoman/ with scout whimpering.

Pick anyone.

Please deliver anon.
>> No. 7573
>>7550
I hurr'd. C:
>> No. 7574
>>7438
Well, if you need it.

“Liebe? What’s that mean?” Scout pulled back from their kiss to ask this. Medic had muttered it as they groped one another, inadvertently earning the Bostonian boy’s curiosity.

“It means love, Scout,” Medic said gently as he brought his hand behind the boy’s neck. There was a warm smile on his face as he looked at the boy, so curious and talkative and adorable.

“Love?” Scout said as he undid the buttons to the Doctor’s coat. He wasn’t a patient man, and it was a bit of fumbling and force that the buttons came off, some from the jacket entirely. A bit of irritation swept over Medic’s face as he looked down at his buttons falling to the ground, but it passed over as Scout pulled him back a bit and kissed him. He could sew those back on later.

“And you said mein, which means my…so, you called me ‘My love?’” Scout asked as he pulled away and began stripping off his light red shirt.

“Ja,” Medic replied as he toss aside his coat and moved closer. Scout jumped up on the clinic’s bed and began fumbling with pants, getting in position for the doctor.

“Heh. You’re such a freakin’ fag,” Scout said it jestingly, without malice. He liked that Medic was giving him his unbridled attention, touching him, whispering that he loved him alone. “Now c’mere. Show me that ya love me.”

“If you insist,” Medic leaned down over Scout and rubbed his bare shoulders, eliciting a moan from the boy. Scout loved the way those rubber gloves felt, almost like alien entities, cool and tingly on his bare skin. They dug into his flesh and kneaded it, pushing it to and fro against the bones of his shoulder. Scout closed his eyes and stretched under the doctor, quite comfortable with this massage. But he wasn’t distracted from what he wanted. “Does zhis show you how I care for you?” Medic asked.

“A little,” Scout said, trying not to let a thrill of pleasure betray how much he liked it. “But you know what’d be a better way of showing me?”

“Vhat?” Medic asked with a slight grin, knowing what Scout would inevitably say.

“Screwin’ me,” Scout had a wide grin on his face, which he turned around and showed to Medic. The doctor was wearing a slight smile, and only shook his head and clucked his tongue in amusement.

“Vell, I suppose a doctor cannot deny treatment in good judgment,” Medic said, joke-rationalizing their relationship. He undid his belt and let his pants slip to the ground, taking a bottle of lubricant from his pocket before letting them drop. With Scout, you could never be too well-prepared. The boy was much faster and more erratic than most lovers. He didn’t work on a schedule. When he wanted you, he’d have you. It tired Medic out, but at the end of the day, he was satisfied. He loved Scout, even if the age difference was a bit…unusual.

Scout tossed off boxers and splayed out on the bed, throwing Medic a sultry look. “Like the view?” he asked, sticking his rear up higher for Medic to see. Would the old, sexy man in the back hurry up? He wanted a cock up his ass, stat!

“Wunderbar,” Medic said, squirting the lubricant in his hands and starting to apply itto Scout’s ass. Reaching through his boxers, he took his cock in his hand and gave it a few pumps, preparing it for entry he prepared the young man. Scout shivered and bit his lower lip at the gelid sensation around his ass, but remained still. When he was all lubed up, Medic withdrew his hand and took the glove off it. This was supposed to be romantic, not a prostate exam. Once it was off, he stepped up onto the bed and moved in position behind Scout, bringing a pair of digits to the boy’s entrance and stretching it. Scout groaned as he felt himself be filled, first by one, then two, then three fingers, working themselves and stretching the tight space. Smiling, Medic leaned over the boy and lowered his cock. “Ready for zhis?” he asked as he withdrew his fingers and brought his penis in place.

“Yeah yeah, just hurry up, I ain’t got all day.” For Medic, of course, he’d take all the time in the world. But he wouldn’t let him know that.

Medic smiled and pushed into Scout, slowly and gently. Scout squirmed and arched his back, feeling the familiar pain that came before the pleasure. He arched his back and dug into the sheets before him with his fingers, gritting his teeth as Medic filled him. It was painful, but dammit, it felt good. “Aw, jeez, doc…” Scout murmured as Medic started pulling out and thrusting.

“Am I going too fast?” Medic asked, stopping suddenly with a look of concern. He could with others feeling pain, but he couldn’t bear the thought of Scout in discomfort.

“No, dammit, I meant that that felt good!” Scout said, sighing and lying forward. “I mean keep doing it, not stop.”

“Ach. Es tut mir leid,” Scout had no idea what it meant, all he knew was that Medic began thrusting in and out again. He gave a hungry little grunt and dug his fingers back into the sheets, shuddering under that wonderful sensation, that burning feeling, in him. Medic marveled at how tight Scout was, savoring the feeling of being inside the Bostonian. He grabbed onto Scout’s hips increased his pace, thrusting quicker and harder, sweating slightly from the exertion. Scout felt himself be moved by Medic’s movements, felt himself go up in down in rhythm with the German’s undulations. He was thrusting deep enough to hit that ecstatic spot, making the boy writhe and moan in pleasure.

“Harder, dammit…” he managed to mutter, arching his back.

Medic complied, biting his lip to keep from moaning himself as he thrust in and out Scout’s wonderful tight ass. Each movement was a wave of jouissance, each thrust in and out bringing new, building pleasure that was fast coming to its zenith. “Mein…mein liebe…hnng!” Medic managed before he felt himself come into the boy. As Medic came, Scout felt himself pushed over the edge, and let out fast, ragged breaths as he ejaculated onto the sheet of the bed. Wave upon wave, almost in sync, ebbing and fading and leaving two exasperated men in their wake. Medic sighed and let himself drop against Scout, dick going limp and hanging idly from the Bostonian’s ass. Scout, normally not the type to be easily enervated, was panting and sweating as he moved over to accommodate Medic, feeling like he’d run a marathon. Of course, this was better than anything endorphins could provide.

“Thanks, doc,” Scout said smiling at the German. Medic turned his head and gave a small smile back. “I love ya, man.”
>> No. 7575
>>7569 Haha, the word filter strikes again.."scoutI AM A FAGGOT HUMP MY RUMPemoman" indeed.

>>7574 I think you meant "leaving two exhausted men in their wake", not "exasperated"--unless the sex was bad, which it didn't seem to be ;)
I like uncommon pairings--haven't seen much Medic/Scout unless it was rape--and this was cute, but..I dunno, I just have a hard time picturing Medic being /that/ patient and affectionate with anybody, let alone Scout. [insert shrug here] Meh, whatever.
The "This was supposed to be romantic, not a prostate exam" made me snicker; it seems like something Medic might think during such proceedings.
>> No. 7577
>>7561
Ah, okay then...*frowns slightly, having liked the idea of a RED/Sniper gangbang/orgy* Err, if you'll pardon my ignorance, what's "CV"?
>> No. 7578
>>7575
Oh, believe me man, I didn't think this could be done, and Circlejerk didn't think so either. Some of them suggested I gave Scout a lobotomy, and Cat Bountry wanted a Stumpy stand in, but I decided to persevere and attempt this. Medic and Scout are generally incompatible to me, but at least I managed to write a little on them. Thanks for reading this garbage, though!
>> No. 7580
Uh...this is sort of RED Team/Sniper?
----
INTER-TEAM MEMO

FROM: THE MEDIC
TO: RED TEAM
RE: PET SNIPER
----
Because you idiots apparently can't follow basic instructions unless I spell them out for you in large, block letters, here it is again, written down so none of you can claim ignorance.

1. The Pet Sniper answers to me, and me alone. Which means you need my explicit permission to take him out for "walks", and you are to follow all of my instructions concerning handling him.
2. I am more than aware that the Pet Sniper is currently still too over-eager. I am working on that. In the meanwhile, don't approach him unattended if you don't want to get humped, you morons!
3. Proper protection must be used at all times, especially with the Pet Sniper. While I wish I could fit all of you with chastity belts, I understand that you all have certain needs that not even a Pet Sniper can fulfill at times. It's bad enough that at least half of you are taking antibiotics and creams for sexually-transmitted diseases--for God's sake, it literally wouldn't kill you to spend a few seconds putting on a condom.
4. The Pet Sniper must never, ever, EVER be allowed off-leash unless I am present to supervise the proceedings. Scout, I'm looking at you. No matter how loudly you may deny it, there was no way the Pet Sniper "accidentally" gave you an unsolicited blowjob.
5. Similarly, the Pet Sniper must remain in his cage during missions. If you feel the need for gratification while bullets are flying, let me know first so I can arrange for the rest of the team to cover your sorry ass while you go have your fun.

Really, all of the rules could be summed up thusly: BE RESPONSIBLE, DAMMIT. THE PET SNIPER IS NOT A TOY.
>> No. 7581
>>7577
CV stands for Cuanta Vida, a TF2 comic, and the original RED Spy is often referred to as "Red". Red and the BLU Sniper were a couple in the comic.
>> No. 7582
>>7577

It's the abbreviation for Cuanta Vida. If you somehow haven't heard, it's Heironymus' popular fancomic.
>> No. 7583
>>7580
Oh my :,D.
YES, very yes.
>> No. 7584
>>7580
Where can I get a Pet Sniper? Seriously. I want one.
>> No. 7585
> Where can I get a Pet Sniper? Seriously. I want one.

That's what everybody says. And then a week later they all get returned because they can't handle the level of dedication it takes to care for a train one.

You think it's bad for Tentaspies and Spycrabs, you've never walked into a shelter for abandoned Pet Snipers and see what people do to the poor things.
>> No. 7587
>>7499

I accidentally wrote a story for you!

>>7553
>> No. 7588
>>7574
Dear god...I think I love Medic/Scout

>>7575
>I just have a hard time picturing Medic being /that/ patient and affectionate with anybody, let alone Scout. [insert shrug here] Meh, whatever.

That's what love does man.

My, I'm such a fag.
>> No. 7589
>>7585
If I can train my mom's dog, I can take care of one of these. Tempted to write about them now... thanks dot D=
>> No. 7590
Heavy/Medic with the concept of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_so7IByf4Co&feature=player_embedded
>> No. 7592
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7592
Since his Best Friend Forever had helped him with the Save Our Spycrabs movement, the BLU Spycrab was an eager volunteer in the burgeoning People for the Ethical Treatment of Tentacrab rallies as well.

The RED Tentaspy spent the whole afternoon wishing he could have attended the function while cloaked.
>> No. 7593
>>7590
This....this. Is the very best thing. My hat goes off to you for even conceiving it.
>> No. 7594
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7594
>>7585
Help control the pet population: have your Snipers spayed or neutered!
>> No. 7597
>>7594
-takes home-

>>7547
Hope you'll settle for a glove?

As always thanks to Jaiven for betaing. Any and all mistakes are her fault for not catching them. (J/k, they're mine for making them)

-----

Mmm... sweat and dirt and metal and oil and that fucking man-musk smell that he's got going on all the time... yeah...

I sit up from my face plant in Engie's bed and look around. That's not what I'm here for, dammit. Can't be getting sidetracked like that, I'm like a Spy. Except I'm good looking and can actually fight instead of twirling around a pretty knife all the time. What a fag. Dammit, there, I'm distracted again! Now where's that- there! On the other side of the room, there's one of his gloves and so I walk over and pick it up all smooth like before heading off to the shower rooms, the only damn place in this base with a lock. Because I sure as hell don't want no one to walk in on me with this thing. That would be fucking embarrassing.

So anyway, I head to the shower rooms and when I'm there I turn on the water and wait for it to get nice and warm as I get lost in the fag's scent again. When the room starts steaming, I slip the glove on and step under the water, letting it course over me clothes and all. My fingers don't fit the glove right, but the material is stiff enough that they stay like they're filled as I slip the glove up under the hem of my shirt and close my eyes. The heat in the air seems to release the scent of the glove. Or maybe it's the water, not like I know how shit like this works, but all I know is that I can smell him... and I can feel him too, reaching up under my shirt like a fag and brushing his hand over my stomach and up the sexy six-pack to my pecs. His thumb brushes over my skin and curiously thumbs my nipple. I keep my reaction back and the thick glove moves on to my shoulder, but he's soon pissed off at the crappy angle with my shirt on and jerks it off real smooth like. Like he knows just the right way to pull it to get the fucker off real easy. I hear wet cloth smack tile hard and can barely contain my grin. He really hated that shirt.

His hand goes back to rubbing along my torso and I can just see him taking in my god-like body and loving every inch of it as his hand moves along my muscles and tanned skin, working down to my... oh, what a fucking fag, he's going for my fly! Well... I haven't the heart to deny him what he wants, so I just let him do whatever. The belt comes off and he pretty much tosses it across the room. All I can think is that it's fucking hot as hell when he manhandles my clothes like that. Makes my stomach flip and all that kind of shit.

He fumbles a bit with the button on my pants and I chuckle. Damn, I guess we're both getting pretty excited. So I lend him my left hand and can just hear his drawling voice thanking me. Like he will later, I'll be the best fuck he ev- that thought goes down the fucking drain when he grabs my crotch and I jump a bit, snapping my eyes open and panting heavily as I lean on the wet tiles of the wall.

I look around and then down to the wet glove on my hand. Dammit, faggot glove had to go and ruin my fun... I bring it to my face and my knees almost fucking give out at the scent, eyes closing with the orgasmic jolt it rockets through me. His name escapes my lips and then the glove moves to rest on my cheek, cupping it gently and rubbing my cheekbone with his thumb. I mutter his name again and the thumb traces my lips. I quickly remind him not to be a fag because I can tell that he's going to kiss me or something faggish like that. That gravelly chuckle and then his hand is drifting down again, slowly and fucking teasingly making its way down my body again. What a prick.

Speaking of pricks, he doesn't even touch mine again until he's got me stepping out of my pants and underwear. And even then he doesn't do anything, just rubs his faggy hand along my hip and down my thigh like he's getting off on the awesome shape my legs are in. Who can blame him? They are pretty fucking awesome.

That glove moves across my knee, tickling it gently as it goes before skirting along the inside and then sliding along the underside of my cock. Why the fuck is this redneck such a tease? Damn.

Once he gets his fingers slid down my cock, his fingertips brush against my tip and I pitch forward into his slick chest, cheek pressing against the warm, hard muscles like the fag I am and giving him these little noises as he turns me so that my back's against him and the metal of his belt buckle is pressing against my ass. The guy hasn't even taken his pants off, goddamn. And so once I'm against him, he starts moving his hand up and down my cock, the rough kind of material that makes up that glove causing all sorts of gay ass friction along my length. It's fucking awesome.

I groan his name and start cursing as encouragement, because everyone's got a cursing kink in them somewhere. I'm totally right about this guy because he speeds up the louder and harsher my curses get. My legs are shaking because he's not doing a damned thing to hold me up, just jerking me off like he's a fucking pro at it. It ain't long before I can't hold this shit back anymore and water and cum float around my feet as I open my eyes, panting like a dog.

The glove on my right hand is still loosely gripping my cock and it's still not Engie's hand inside it. I pull it up and sniff it, glad to see that the smell hadn't worn off yet. I inhale deeply from the musky inside and slide down the tiles, smiling like a fag as the smell adds to my content post-release feeling.

"I miss ya, man..." I murmur softly as I hug the glove to me, his smile flashing before me and making salt mix with the shower water still coursing over me.
>> No. 7598
>>7574

I love you for writing this, and even more for keeping them in character.

Now I gotta find a request to try to fill.
>> No. 7599
>>7597

UNEXPECTED POTENTIAL BAW ENDING
WHAT
WHAT


GOD, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
>> No. 7605
Sorry to bombard, but I've remembered my ultimate kink... it's Medic's face in the throes of pleasure, with some of that wavy hair plastered to his forehead with sweat.
This detail is very important.
>> No. 7606
>>7597

WHAT HAPPENED TO ENGIE?

But otherwise, oh god, that was wonderful. Thank you.
>> No. 7611
>>7597

OMG. I love you so much. This was exactly how I imagined it. Thank you thank you thank you!
>> No. 7615
>>7597 I welcome the blame 8D

I nominate Scrunchy for the 'Credit to the Team' award.
>> No. 7619
>>7606
He died. Scout's bouncing back and forth between denial and grudging acceptance. You know how he is.

Hm... is there a limit to how many requests someone can take? I feel like a whore for posting so much...
>> No. 7620
>>7619
MOAR!

... if you don't mind :3
>> No. 7621
>>7493 >>7490

Oh god. Someone combine these two!
Spy dominating Sniper with Scout's Mom watching.
>> No. 7623
Short and with no actual sex, because I'm an evil cocktease like that.
----
By the time the Spy is satisfied the bonds will hold, the Sniper has given up on struggling and turned his head away, eyes shut and jaw set.

"Don't hurt him," Scout's mother entreats, watching with rapt attention.

"Trust me, my sweet, the kinky bastard likes this," the Spy reassured her, tracing a finger along the Sniper's collarbone. "I wouldn't be able to have my way with him otherwise."
>> No. 7624
>>7623
You must write more. You absolutely must!
>> No. 7625
>>7623
If you don't write more, I hope you get sodomized by a gorilla.
>> No. 7627
>>7623

>>7493 Here. Demanding more. Please?
>> No. 7630
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7630
No, you guys don't get more until I get my request filled. And I'm not telling you which one it is.

(Hint: Use the process of elimination.)
>> No. 7631
>>7623
Oh, Spy, you cunning bastard... you are a freaking cocktease...

I'm requesting bondage with Sniper loving it. surprise me with who's tying him up. And make him beg.
>> No. 7635
>>7630
Is this it? >>7403
>> No. 7636
> Is this it? >>7403

Nope.

(Clarifying the first hint: My prompt has not been filled yet, and obviously I'm not going to be doing my own prompt.)

(Second hint: Sniper's my favorite character.)
>> No. 7638
Let's say that Women's Lib hits the TF2 world early and they now have co-ed teams because somebody upstairs thought it'd be hilarious. On top of all the problems this would present, it also means that Spy-checking has gotten a whole heck of a lot more awkward.

An art fill would be preferred, but a 'fic is fine, too.
>> No. 7646
Demo hate sea monsters, Nessie or not. Tentaspy is a sea monster. I need some Demo in Tentaspy hate rape please.
>> No. 7647
>>7630
Is it this one? >>7444
>> No. 7652
You know the MANRY Sniper? Can I have some MANRY Medic as well please?
>> No. 7654
> Is it this one? >>7444

Nope. Not filling my own requests, remember?

Stop guessing and just help me fill out requests already.
>> No. 7657
>>7646
Demoman rapes Tentaspy.

I'm quite fond of this switch
>> No. 7663
>>7657

I had seriously been considering writing this. Freakiest coincidence ever.

I'll try working on it once I am able to write again.
>> No. 7682
Ok...I've wanted to see this for a really long time-

Once a year all the scouts employed by RED get together for whatever reason you want. They have lodging in...whatever you want, and they usually spend most of their time racing, playing baseball and beating the crap out of each other. But, for whatever reason, they end up having a HUGE scout orgey. Like, more than ten. However many you want. Just have it be however many you can effectively write about. But definately in the double-digits. Like, imagine all the scouts all sticky and happy, trying to one-up eachother and yell and argue and call eachother fags and yell about not being gay while they're getting a facial...

I'd love to see this happen...I'd love it so much.
>> No. 7684
>>7682 This please
>> No. 7688
>>7682
I promise sexual favors to anyone who writes this.
>> No. 7689
>>7682

I've fapped to the mere thought of this FOR NIGHTS ON END.

DO IT.
>> No. 7696
>>7682

it'd be good if like... instead of scouts having a huge orgy with each other, they're invited to be banged by any members of the team that want to bang em. like a bunch of call girls or somethin gay like that
>> No. 7699
>>7508
I have wanted to write about this since I first started playing TF2. Unfortunately I can't write for shit, but oh man I am seconding this request so hard.
>> No. 7719
Spy/Scout's Mom/Scout. I don't know why, but I like the idea.
>> No. 7720
Here's something I've wanted to see written for a very long time, and it would be nice if someone who has actually been high before would write it.
Sniper/Medic, they either share a blunt, or huff the medigun, or find out what's in Medic's syringes, whatever. Then they proceed to have crazy, trippy mindfuck sex. Like, high sex gets pretty intense and out there, I once convinced myself I had two penises. You could have a lot of fun with this.
>> No. 7726
Scout leaves on the headset while getting off, and someone - anyone you like, anon - listens in. BECAUSE WE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH VOYEURISM and I have a kink for sound.
>> No. 7727
>>7720
couldn't do it myself since i'm so square, but i would love to see this written.
>> No. 7728
>>7720
Ha, that sounds amazing.
>> No. 7730
>>7727

Ooh. Me too! Please.

"OCTOBERFEEEEST!"
>> No. 7762
Scout/demoman, with demoman topping.

Please anon, im desperate.
>> No. 7763
>>7410
With a bonus pairing and a promise to make another that's Sniper-centric.

-----

When I got off the train, I had no idea what was in store for me. I especially wasn't expecting this.

I've heard the tales from college, but I was never one of those jerks in those frat houses that strutted around campus like spring cocks. Therefore, I don't have any personal experience with hazing or 'initiations'. My high school was a small little thing, so the students were mellow in the way of picking on freshmen and such, so there was nothing like this there either.

So, before you judge me, I'll remind you again: this is completely new to me. I have /never/ had to... /perform/ in front of eight other men.

Yes, I suppose I could have just refused, gone to my room and lost myself in trying to figure out how to improve my Sentries... but that would end up with me looking like a coward. Which I'm not.

"So, how's it gonna be, Tex? Gonna accept the challenge and get a nice rep right off?" This kid... he's like one of those punks in high school. The ones that made me feel like I didn't exist. He's also the loud mouth child that made me feel like I couldn't back down from this 'initiation'.

As an answer, I unbuckle my tool belt and let it drop with a heavy clank on the ground. I see a look of approval in the single eye of the only black man on the team and mentally take a deep breath before unhooking the fastenings of my overalls.

The heavy denim fabric falls easily to the concrete and the metal clips seem to condemn me as they hit the concrete with soft clicks. I swallow thickly as half of the men remain emotionless and the other four clearly show that they're measuring up my usefulness on the field by the size of my lower extremities. My heart's pounding through my head as I lower my hand to the opening in my briefs and take a silent, calming breath through my mouth.

" 'Ey, 'ey!" That loudmouthed kid again... "remember ya can't react any. Gotta keep that breathin' as smooth and that face as neutral as... uh..." the kid ain't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, if you know what I mean.

"Jus' shaddup 'n' let the bloke get on wit' it," chides the Australian man who has been one of the four that are lacking in readable expression, besides the ski masked man, the doctor, and the one whose expression I can't see on account of their ever present gasmask.

I give him a thankful nod and a shy smile before my hand continues it's course. Inside, I know how ludicrous this is. I have eleven PhDs in science and now I'm about to jerk myself off in front of eight other men...

My hand enters my briefs as I toss my pride away and steel myself against a gasp. It's been a while.

My rough hand begins to automatically caress me, face completely straight and determined to stay that way through the whole ordeal.

It seems like it takes forever to get completely hard. My face is frozen in place, feeling cold with the perspiration of concentration as my hand glides along my length, steadily pumping with a firm grip. I feel my face twitch and speed my pumps, wanting to get this over with as soon as possible. I can see a few of my new teammates talking amongst themselves, and the four who seemed to be detached from the madness earlier either have light blushes or the same straight expressions along with an interesting tent in the fronts of their pants.

I can't last forever though and I'm soon lost in the pleasure of my act, knees hitting the ground with the click of hard plastic on harder cement. I hear a gasp and, somewhere in my pleasure-clouded mind, I realize that it's me. A smirk passes the kid's face and his hand's idly groping the masked man's erection, eyes focused on the man's melting façade. His lips move in what can only be a condescending remark, but I can't hear anything but my own pounding heart in my ears.

Something in me twists to its breaking-point and I feel semen in my hand as I release, allowing relief-filled pleasure to fill me. I sigh and shake the stuff from my hand nonchalantly, looking up at the smirks of my new team for a verdict. Surely they weren't serious about staying completely straight faced while performing autoeroticism.

"Pft, he didn't make it." I'm pretty sure by now that there's no ending to the annoying of this kid.

"You did not last near as long, petit..." the man with the mask states and the kid huffs, withdrawing his hand and scooting away to stand next to the tall Aussie.

"Y'did good, lad," I'm assured by the black man and give him a wary smile as I tuck myself back in and stand to pull my overalls back up.

We all stand there in a space of awkward silence for a bit before the large one breaks it with a booming, "vellcome to team, leetle man!" The rest echo his sentiment and I tip my hardhat to them while realizing that we're a lot closer than we had been when I first got off the train. Maybe this initiation of theirs isn't quite as- excusing my language- fucked up as I first though.

I allow myself a real smile as I clip my overalls and bend to retrieve my belt. "Welp, if that's all that's involved in the initiation process, I'll be gettin'." I mention, buckling the familiar weight around my waist and crossing my arms. No one objects and the black man even volunteers to show me to my room.

"I'm much obliged." I reply to his offer.

"Ach, no ye aren't." He assures me with that interesting accent of his, taking a swig of whatever's in the bottle he's been holding. It hasn't left him since I first got here. "Tha' was a damn good show ye put on." He informs me with a relaxing chuckle.

"Oh?" I ask casually, really not wanting to talk about it.

"Oh, aye," he nods sagely. "Yer face 's real expressive even with them googlies on."

"Ah..." I glance back down to the tent he still boasts and am suddenly afraid that there's more to this ritual than just desecrating myself in front of my new teammates.

He notices my glance and scoffs, "not tae worry, lad, I'm not tha' type."

"Ah..." I repeat, blushing a bit and getting a laugh from him.

"I mean, I donnae take wot isn' offered tae me, kinda hard tae get along out 'ere wi'out..." he shrugged and took another long pull from his bottle.

"Ah..." I nod, realizing that it would be nice to have an ally out here.

"Aye..." an awkward silence spreads between us and I clear my throat, but don't know what to say. So I don't. When we reach my room, before he's done telling me it's mine, I grab his vest and yank him in with me before shutting the door and locking it.

Time for a more personal show.

-----

Jaiven makes my stories not suck via beta. ilu
>> No. 7765
>>7763
ily2, and your stories as well. moar from you is always welcome :>
>> No. 7771
>>7763

yes yes yes yes yes
I enjoyed that a lot more than I thought I would. Good goddamn, continue please?
>> No. 7777
>>7763
Write out the personal show for us, pretty please?
>> No. 7781
>>7763
Oh I love Demoman! Yes more of him!
>> No. 7782
>>7699
Honestly, it's kind of just gratifying to know that I'm not alone! If I weren't in the middle of another fic I'd write it myself, but sadly, no time.
>> No. 7798
>>7763
...Please. Go on.

>>7762

And, in the spirit of spreading the Demo-love, I am putting this on my queue.
>> No. 7801
>>7508
Holy shit, I love this idea. Um, I might just give it a go, if you don't mind.
>> No. 7805
I'd really like to read more stories including PetSniper.
PetSniper/Medic, and PetSniper totally enjoying being treated like a dog.
>> No. 7806
>>7590

The Medic was at a loss for words as he stared at the pole in the middle of his office. "W-where in the world...?"

Heavy shrugged out of his vest, making an attempt at a sexy walk that looked equal parts hilarious and pathetic. "Engineer help. Is credit to team."

The Medic just kept boggling as the Heavy circled the pole and arced a leg around it. That can't be safe..

Just as the Medic thought this, the entire thing buckled, and the Heavy toppled forward, unable to stop himself.

"Shit!" The Medic swore in his native tongue as three hundred-odd pounds of enormous Russian landed on him before he could get out of the way.

At least the Heavy was cognizant enough to roll to the side moments later before any bones could be broken. "S-so sorry, Doctor!" He exclaimed, looking distraught. "Should have tested by myself first!"

The Medic sighed and patted the Heavy on the cheek; these days he found it just about impossible to stay mad at the man. "Do not worry about it, darling. It is the thought that counts, is it not?"

The Heavy broke out in a wide grin. "I love this doctor!"

"Just--don't try that again," the Medic added. "Please."
>> No. 7807
>>7806
Hee, thank you =D
>> No. 7810
First time write-fag in these forums so please feel free to rip into me about any mistakes. Figured I'd test the waters a bit seeing as this is such a accepting chan. And also I apologize for any formating problems, I'm not very adept at these sort of things. It's also my first time writing porn, so critique would be useful.

>>7726
I hope this works for you.


Medic checked his radio receiver and at first glance there didn’t seem to be anything wrong with it, but the laboured sounds that filtered though the speaker were still there. He looked up at the Heavy with him with a questioning expression.

The large Russian checked his own receiver and found that his was also producing the same strange noises. The Medic pinched his nose between his fingers it would create so many complications if their communications system was acting up, and in the middle of a battle no less. In the meantime they would simply have to continue pushing forward even if they meant that they had to find another way of communicating orders and strategies.

Ignoring the noises now Medic signalled to the Heavy that they were going to start charging the opponent’s barricade and thankfully the loud noise of the guns firing drowned out the rest of the noises that filtered though the wireless device.

The Spy wasn’t quite so lucky though.

He had been deep within the opposing base desperately trying to escape from the other team’s Pyro at the time and though he kept his radio on just loud enough that he could hear it, the noises coming from it were getting in the way of him not being burnt to death. He reached to turn off the device as the Pyro passed by dangerously close however there was a long drawn "fuc..." that came though the machine just before it was clicked off gave him away. Moments later he found himself in the respawn room shaking from the shock of being burnt to death desperately trying to light a cigarette. He promised to himself to kill whoever it was on the other end of the receiver, especially if they were on his team.

The Demoman, who as usual was slobbering drunk, didn’t notice until the noises had increased substantially increased in volume. Somewhere in the black Scot’s mind the guttural sounds translated into words, which proceed to give him instructions to storm the enemy base, and to blow up everything he came across. So with a delirious yell he charged in, planting bombs as he went. He quickly ran into their Pyro who was now skulking around after torching their Spy.

With the determination and absolute resolve of a man with a mission he fired off as many bombs as he could behind the masked man. He laughed at his captive when he realized he was surrounded by explosives, saluting to him before yelling “see you in hell boyo” and detonating the explosives.

By now the moans were much more sporadic and were peppered with loud declarations. The Engineer luckily had turned off his radio at this point and had taken it apart after he first noticed the sounds coming from it. He figured that it was making the noises because the machine had malfunctioned in some way so he set about trying to fix it. He worked at it for a while but finding nothing wrong and after discovering that the noises weren’t stopping he gave up on it, and set it aside to look at it when they weren’t in the middle of a fight.

The Pyro listened to his radio for a little while. The sound was distorted by the mask that covered his face so he was simply stared at the small box confused. An idea did however, form in his mind and turning the volume up on the radio as loud as it would go he placed at the end of a hallway and hid behind a door to watch the hallway through a small crack

There was a flicker of movement as the Spy he had been hunting heard the noise and came to investigate. The Pyro waited until the Spy was in a position where he couldn’t escape before he threw open the door and bathed the hall in flames. The satisfying screams filled the hall as the Spy’s clothing caught fire and as the flames consumed his body.

When the blaze died down and the Spy’s body was whisked away to the respawn the Pyro went to retrieve his radio only to find it was destroyed beyond repair. Shrugging he went to find their Engineer to ask him to make another one for him.

As soon as the first few noises started coming over the radio, Sniper knew what they were. He laughed to himself and settled into a comfortable position so he could continue to watch the battlefield though his scope. Balancing his precious rifle in one hand while the other one undid his pants and he pulled his dick out from the piss stained briefs.

He listened to the sounds from the radio intently as he jerked himself off. The stupid kid probably didn’t even realize that he had left his radio on, not that Sniper minded at all. It just meant that he didn’t have to use his imagination as much. The sounds had raised by almost an octave now and there were long keening noises between the swears and the moans, and soon enough there was an intense pause between the noises which was followed by a long satisfied sigh.

“You like that ya little bitch?” the little black box asked. “You fucking fag, you love being sent to respawn with fucking man juice on your face? You better fucking remember not to fuck with me again. I’m a fucking force .of nature bro!” There was the sound of someone moving around before a loud clear gun shot rang out clear though the speaker. There was some quiet noises as the Scout probably was doing up his pants before moving to rejoin the fight.

There was a surprised exclamation as the boy realized that he had left his radio on before he yelled “you fucking fags never heard a thing,” into his speaker a little louder than was necessary. Sniper just smiled and wiped his hand off on his pants, he’d have to have a little discussion with the Scout as to what he hadn’t heard later.

As for Solder, he never heard a thing. Years of parading around a battlefield while wielding explosives had left him almost completely deaf. When the Medic had suggested that he use a hearing aid he had proclaimed to the Nazi doctor that hearing aids were for sissies and people who had to keep their teeth in a glass, and that he was neither.

That night the Sniper cornered their Scout after he was strutting out of the showers with his towel wrapped around his waist. There was a brief exchange between them before the Sniper shoved the Scout rather forcibly back into the shower area grinning from ear to ear.
>> No. 7811
>>7806

Oh God. <3

That is adorable, I love it.
>> No. 7814
>>7810
You should proceed to the happy shower time of Sniper/Scout.
Or if you don't want to...I always could. 8D
>> No. 7819
>>7810
Besides there being a place of redundancy and another spot where it was kind of confusing as to who belonged to which team, this was quite clean and nicely done.

>>7814
Pft, I think you have a shower kink now, Jaiven.
>> No. 7820
>>7814
Honestly I didn't think to write that, though I may write it now that you mentioned it.

>>7819
Thanks, I was trying to avoid having to say which team was Red and which was blue. I wanted to leave as much as I could to the imagination. Though now that I look back on it, I see what you mean about it being a bit confusing.
>> No. 7823
Pleeease, more shower stuff! I was the one who requested the Scout/Engi shower fic. Moar plz :D
>> No. 7828
>>7820
But you said that Medic had red gloves. I thought that you were going for team ambiguity before I saw that part.
>> No. 7833
>>7828
Did I? I honestly can't see where I typed that.
>> No. 7835
>>7833
hurpderp, sorry, I need sleep... you didn't.
>> No. 7838
>>7835
LOL, you had me worried there for a bit.
>> No. 7855
>>7814
DO IT. ... Cause I probably won't.

>>7810
I wasn't sure whether I had a sound kink, but now I know... and it's a wonderful thing. Do want a sequel m'dear. Oh, and welcome to the board.
>> No. 7858
>>7810
I don't check the chan for what, a day or two and I come back to this beautiful thing. Magpie, you have made me happier than words can say. Thank you thank you thank you!

And welcome to the ranks of chan writefags! So looking forward to anything else you write.
>> No. 7862
Scout is piddling around in Engie's workshop and finds a strange instument. While examining the device, he is caught by [place class here]. The device: 1960s Niagra Cyclo-Massage vibrator with attachments with speeds from 0-100! Indeed.
>> No. 7864
>>7413
I dunno if this is angry enough, but I tried.

-----

"Why you little...!"

"Haha, take that y'little fuck- hey! whatthefuckareyoudoing?!"

"Yield bitch! Yield!"

"Oh, fuck na- stop it, y'fag!" BLU Scout growled violently as he cussed up at his RED counter-part, currently pinned on his stomach with the other's bat mere inches from his face. But his hands were twisted behind him, disabling him from fighting back. RED Scout chuckled and spit out a bit of spit and blood to the side, tongue probing his tooth to make sure it wasn't loose or anything. The gum was just split and he soon spit another mouthful of blood and saliva to the ground. Damn them fuckers could bleed.

"I said 'yield,' cock muncher." RED Scout stated calmly right next to his ear. This was a trick he had learned from Spy. Kinda. It was more from observation, really... scared the shit out of people when used right. But what was calm for Spy was not the same calm for Scout. Spy's calm was creepy and had 'I'm going to molest you' all over it; Scout's was a little less sultry and still had a tinge of his usual energy.

"Fuck no, I'm not gonna do anything for you, cock waffle..." he growled, legs kicking and trying to get the guy off of his ass. It didn't help at all that he could feel something pushing against his rear and it wasn't RED's bony butt, but a bone of another kind. "Holy shit, are you getting off on this?" He bucked, trying to get away with renewed vigor. RED Scout's calm voice may not have creeped him out, but whatever was going on behind him wasn't good news. He could feel it. Literally.

"Course not, dick diva, don't think too highly of yourself." RED warned, one hand pinning the other's skinny wrists as the other grabbed the back of his hair and slammed his face into the dust. He heard and felt something crack. That was a nice one. "Now that I got off on." RED sneered, the bruise across his jaw from the other's bat feeling tight and a bit swollen as his skin tried to stretch with the sneer. "Goddamn fuck, man, you need to watch where you're swingin' that bitch, it hurts to move my-"

BLU Scout broke his hands away and RED Scout soon found himself on his back with his own arms pinned to the dust on either side of his head. Warm blood dripped onto his chest and neck, his vision cleared from the hit the back of his head took and he saw that the BLU Scout was bleeding profusely from his nose. He barely got out a short laugh before the other boy smacked him across the jaw with his fist. RED Scout's hand came up once it was unpinned and they grappled in the dust, kicking up a cloud of it as the two rolled one way and then another, punches and kicks flying as well as swear words even a sailor wouldn't use.

"Augh...! FUCK." BLU snarled, snorting half-congealed blood from his nose so that he could breathe without tasting dust. He ended up breathing blood instead so he would just have to live with the dust, he supposed.

"Dammit, I think you broke my ribs." RED growled, now sitting on the other's hands instead of just pinning them behind him. He felt one of them twitch and slammed his elbow into the back of the other Scout's skull, making him see spots and cry out as his nose was damaged further. "Don't move your hands like that, ass wipe." He warned, almost too quickly.

"Wuh... buh..." BLU Scout blubbered, blinded by the dirt in his eyes and unable to breathe from the blood and dirt coating the inside of his mouth. He was soon recovered and tried to twist his face to see RED. He would be so angry with himself if the other didn't look in the same condition that he did. He probably didn't though. But damn, what was pressing against his... oh, fuck no.

"... is that your balls?!" He exclaimed, his hands feeling whatever was pressed against them. He didn't want to, but he was naturally curious. So his hands automatically attempted to identify what was there.

"I said to knock it off, Faggy McFaggers!" RED yelped, swatting the other's head again, but not nearly as hard. He hadn't been touched there in forever, and the way that BLU was groping him just felt...

"Why, you like it, fag face?" BLU sneered with a laugh, twitching his hand again. He knew that the other was already aroused, maybe it would take his mind off of beating the shit out of him long enough for him to come up with a plan.

"No!" RED yelled, an octave too high. "I said to freaking stop!" He snarled, punching the other in the center of the back and gaining a yelp as well as a harsh squeeze down below. An almost inhuman sound came from RED before BLU realized what he had done and soon had RED repined beneath him. So he supposedly didn't want anything like that, huh? BLU Scout's athletic tape around one of his hands had come partially unraveled and he grabbed the other's hands, binding them behind his back with it, wrapping it off of his hand quickly and making sure that the bonds were tight before flipping RED onto his back and perching on his waist triumphantly.

"Y'know what comes now, right?" He gloated, wiping blood and- totally not tears- sweat from his face and wiped it on his shirt.

"You're going to beat the shit out of me?" RED guessed, still shaking a bit from the vice-like squeeze to the crotch.

"I'll one up you." BLU snerked, patting his cheek before sliding down a bit to rub his own crotch against his captive's. That got a gasp out of him. Until he brought his elbow down on his opponent's already cracked ribs and left him gasping desperately for breath. He unbuckled RED's belt and saw the other's horrified expression as he tried to squirm away, only aiding in his pants and boxers being removed before BLU elbowed his chest again to keep him in one place. "Hold still, cock jockey." His tone was warning and RED did as he was told. For now.

BLU found that his hands were shaking a bit as he undid his own belt and slipped his pants down to his knees before kneeling between RED Scout's legs and suddenly becoming unsure of what to do. Big mistake.

RED's legs whipped up and caught him in the chest with his feet, throwing him back against the wall and squirming to his knees to follow after while the other was still dazed and gasping for breath. He pushed the BLU Scout up against the wall with his body, the boy hadn't even had the time to slump to the ground after hitting the wall, and leaned up close to his ear.

"Y'know what comes now, right?" RED gloated, biting his neck with a soft chuckle as he began grinding him gently against the wall. Each time BLU seemed to be waking up he head butted his nemesis and he became dazed again. He moaned appreciatively at the rubbing of their cocks against one another, lost in it before he found BLU shoving him away and ended up back on his ass with the other's foot on his chest.

"You're starting to be a real fuckin' pain in the ass." BLU stated with a glare down at the RED.

"Too bad you stopped me before that was literal." RED spat up at him before he noticed BLU unwinding the tape from his other hand as well. "What're y-... oh, fuck NO." He protested, flailing his legs before they were caught and tied as well to prevent BLU from getting kicked again. "Shitshitshit..." he mantra'd, straining against the tape and thrashing around.

"Fuck, I'm going to enjoy this." BLU sneered, slamming RED's head into the dusty ground one more time before thrusting into him.
>> No. 7868
>>7855
Glad I could help your figure that out, and I am working on the sequel between exams.

>>7858
Thank you, I won't disappoint you.
>> No. 7870
>>7864
Oh, NICE. I'd totally be lying if I said I didn't want more of this.
>> No. 7875
The Engie/Spy fic I ended up doing probably fits best as response to these:
>>7457
>>7403

Put in another thread because it's long. Tell me what you think.

Misleading Intentions (RED Engineer/BLU Spy) http://www.tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/7874.html
>> No. 7883
>>7875
OP of >>7403 here, and I LOVE what you did.
>> No. 7886
I have a final exam in an hour and I've been spending time working on this instead of studying. I hope you all appreciate it.


Scout stumbled as he found himself being pushed rather forcefully back into the shower room by the Sniper. It took a bit of effort to not fall on the sharp tiled floor and to keep his towel around his waist, but he managed to do it. Turning around he shot the Sniper an angry glare.

“What the fuck man??” he yelled clinging to his towel as shoved the Sniper back with one hand.

“I jus’ wanted to have a little chat with you is all,” Sniper grinned, scrapping at his teeth with a fingernail to dislodge a piece of that night’s dinner. “From what I hear the Spy thinks that you had something to do with him getting torched today. So I figure I’d cover for ya an’ told him that the other Scout blew your brains in, and stole your radio to cause trouble.”

“Fuck you,” Scout snapped, “I wasn’t in respawn all fucking day.”

“Well if you’d like to go and explain to the Spy that the little performance today was you then be my guest,” he gestured to the door but made no attempt to move out of the way. “Though I gotta warn ya mate, I don’t think he’s very happy, heard him say something ‘bout cutting off yer eyelids and pulling your fingernails off.”

“And why the fuck are you telling me this?” Scout advanced on the Sniper cocking his head to one side and jutting his shoulders forward in an attempt to look intimidating despite only being dressed in a towel. “You want a fucking medal or something?”

“Naw mate,” his face twisted up into a malicious grin, “I was hopin’ that maybe you’d give me some incentive to keep my mouth shut.”

“Like fucking black mail?” Scout narrowed his eyes threateningly. “Fuck you man, I ain’t gotta do shit for you,” he raise both of his hand to shove the Sniper this time. The bushman barely moved a step back and that stupid grin on his face getting wider which pissed the Scout off even more and brought his hands up to make a ‘bring it’ gesture.

“What the fuck is so fucking funny fag?” he advanced on the Sniper again, “you fucking want a piece of this?” The Sniper raised an eyebrow and casually reached up to remove his sunglasses clipping them onto the front of his shirt.

“Actually mate,” he sneered, “I do.” Before the stunned Scout could process the information the Sniper’s hand darted out and pulled the towel away from his waist leaving him completely exposed. The boy’s hands reacted faster than his brain as they darted down to cover his privates and startled he backed away from the man.

“What the fuck man?” he yelled watching the way the Sniper held his newly acquired towel in both hands twisting it, “not fucking cool! Give me my fucking towel back!”

“You look a mite cold there mate,” the Sniper laughed as he tested the tautness of the material in his hands. “Tell ya what, you can have yer towel back if you can catch it,” and without any further warning he snapped the damp towel at the boy. Scout yelled as the makeshift whip caught him across the chest leaving an angry red welt behind.

The Sniper laughed as he corralled the naked Scout into the unseen corner behind the lockers, the boy made a few vain attempts to grab at the towel mid whip with one hand but it would move too quickly for him to get a grip on it. As a result he received several long red marks that were lining his slim body and he was starting to get pissed. The next time the Sniper swung the towel he made a grab at it with both hands, leaving his dick unprotected. This time he finally managed to catch it mid swing, but not before the end managed to graze past his vulnerable genitals. Cursing he held onto the towel as he bent over trying to recover from the shock of the last blow.

The Sniper however, wasn’t about to give him the chance to recover and yanked back hard on the towel pulling the daze Scout into him. After that it was easy to twist the off-balanced boy around and slam him face first into the corner of the wall.

“The way I see it,” he explained in a low predatory voice, “is that we can either do this the easy way or the hard way. But either way you ain’t gonna be walking straight tomorrow.”

“Fuck you, I ain’t no fag,” Scout tried to worm his way out of the Sniper’s grip but found that he firmly pinned in place.

“Suit yerself mate,” he set about undoing his pants with one hand while keeping the struggling Scout beneath him pinned under his other arm and torso. Pulling his own cock out he gave himself a few good strokes to make himself completely erect before fishing into his vest pocket to produce a small bottle of lube. Pouring a portion of the bottle onto his own cock, he figured that he could at least make a kinda gesture after putting the kid though all this trauma. So he squeezed out a good portion of what was left in the bottle onto Scout’s rear doing his best to aim for the cleft between the two muscles but with the way the boy was squirming most of it ended up on his ass checks.

“Yer only headin’ to a world of hurt if you keep this up,” he warned the boy who refused to stop moving underneath him.

“If you fucking think I’m just going to let you just stick your dick up my shitter then you’re fucking nuts,” he finally managed to wiggle one of his arms free from where it had been pinned and jutted it backwards into the man behind him. The Sniper gasped sharply when the elbow connected, and grabbing a fistful of the Scout’s hair he knocked his face into the hard wall before smearing a puddle of lube around the Scout’s asshole.

“I was trying to be nice mate,” he shoved two fingers into the struggling boy causing the Scout to gasp. “But seeing as you ain’t appreciating it,” he forced in a third which was followed by a short exclamation, “it looks like I’m gonna have to teach you some manners.” He hooked the fingers inside the boy and pulled the tight ring of muscle up forcing a loud sob from the Scout.

The Sniper cursed quietly, he’d have to do something about the noise that the Scout was making. There wasn’t anything close at hand, but what sort of sniper would he be if he couldn’t improvise. He kicked off his shoes while he worked his fingers inside the Scout to make sure the boy didn’t try anything funny. Pulling off one of his sock he balled it up in his fist before hooking his fingers inside the boy again but forcing the muscle down this time to get the boy to cry out again.

“Put a sock in it,” he quipped as he shoved the sweaty piece of clothing into his mouth and even around the tears of pain he could see Scout’s face twist in disgust. Sniper laughed but it turned into a throaty sigh as he removed his fingers to give himself a few long strokes before he pushed into the body underneath him. The Scout made some muffled noises around the sock, presumably he was cursing at the man who was roughly thrusting into his backside but the Sniper didn’t care.

All movement ground to a halt at the sound of the door to the showers being opened and was slammed shut indicating that they were no longer along. Sniper pushed the Scout further into the corner to keep them hidden from the intruder watching behind him intensely praying to no god in particular that they weren’t discovered. There was the noise of someone undressing and banging things around rather loudly while the intruder muttered to himself, and that was a voice that was hard to mistake.

Sniper swore, suddenly all too grateful for the Solder’s poor hearing. He was also possibly one of the worst people he could have asked to have walk in on his little affair. He looked at the Scout and could almost literally see the idea forming in the boy’s head, so grabbing a fistful of his hair he pulled his head back to look so he could whisper into his ear.

“You better fucking keep quiet,” he warned. “If Solder sees us he’ll make both our lives a fucking living hell, and if you think this is bad you ain’t seen half the stuff that bloke does with that shovel of his.” He punctuated his waning with several quick quiet thrusts to make sure that the boy wasn’t going to try anything stupid, leaving the boy whimpering quietly around the sock.

He waited as he listened as the Solder finished stripping and made his way into the shower slowly grinding his cock in and out of the boy, he was not going to stay still while he was balls deep in the boy’s ass. Finally there was the sound of water running and the Solder started belting off lines of “Oh Suzanna,” though it quickly became clear that the military man only knew two lines of the song.

Now that there was the additional sound to cover up the noise Sniper gave a particularly hard thrust into the Scout causing the boy to cry out around the makeshift gag. He was relishing in the feeling of thigh muscle that contracted around his dick and was making an effort to keep his moaning as quiet as possible. The Scout kept making his incomprehensible whimpering noises moving his hands to try to push himself off of the wall but found that he simply couldn’t muster the strength. None of the noises they were making thankfully were loud enough to be heard over the running water, and the deep baritone of the Solder’s singing.

Sniper’s thrusts became faster, he wanted to finish this quickly before the Solder finished in the shower and there was the risk of them being caught again. So within moments his movement had become erratic and was moaning into the side of the Scout’s face as he came inside the boy’s ass. Pulling out of the Scout he wiped his dick off with the towel before tossing it back to its original owner who immediately pulled the offensive sock out of his mouth and started viciously scrubbing his tongue with what he hoped to be a clean patch of the towel.

“Get outta here ya git,” he ordered pulling the boy to the door and shoving the boy out before shutting the door a little louder then was necessary. He could hear the boy on the other side of the door swearing at him before limping away. Figuring that while he was here he could probably use a shower himself Sniper casually stripped throwing his clothing in a pile on the floor. He paused briefly to take a cautious sniff at the sock that had remained on his foot and made a face, the martial was quite rancid even by his usual standards. No wonder the boy had made a face when it had been shoved into his mouth. Shrugging he tossed it onto the pile and casually sauntered into the shower area giving the Solder a casual greeting as he turned on his shower.

He briefly wondered how the Scout was doing but dismissed it. If someone else found him they’d just take him to the Medic, and the Scout wouldn’t dare say anything about their encounter for fear of being labelled as a fag. Smiling Sniper ran his fingers though his wet hair before striking up a casual conversation with the Solder.
>> No. 7888
>>7886
I bet if you showed this to your instructor you'd get an automatic A+, since it's delicious.
>> No. 7889
>>7886
This. Oh my. I am officially in love with your Sniper. Hope the exam goes well, by the way.
>> No. 7894
>>7888
>>7889

Thanks, though I can only think of one teacher I have that wouldn't think I have some sort of problem and that's my English teacher so she'd find all the of grammar mistakes. And the test went pretty well.
>> No. 7897
>>7886

HOT!!
continuation with Scout revenge please? >:D
>> No. 7898
>>7897
Anymore sequels are going to have to wait until I'm through the worst of my finals. But I'm also working on two other fics right now so I'll post those when I have a chance.
>> No. 7900
>>7886
Nice continuation.
>> No. 7918
>>7883
Glad you liked it. I'm enjoying trawling this thread for ideas :)
>> No. 7921
it's a kink, even if it is abuse of power.
anon feels like an idiot for not being able to find the soldierxshovel piece someone did in relation to respawn of the dead. could someone please repost it?
>> No. 7926
Hey all you lovely folks! If anyone is still out there looking for kinks/ideas or actually happens to fancy any of these ones I have come up with at like 5 in the am last night:

- Medic and Heavy get tired of their usual routine and decide to have a little fun with the rest of the team by dragging them in one by one for 'special medical procedures'. Nobody gets spared. NOBODY. And everybody ends up liking it. Possible team orgy ensues in the aftermath.

- Sniper 'rape van' mishap. Creepy version Sniper is horny and decides to try and make a grab for somebody. The somebody is of course up to the writer, fellow team member or opposing team member but I simply must beg and plead for once condition: to NOT BE SCOUT. Or SPY. Please. Just this once? And it has to end up with it going awry and the tables turning on him instead. Sniper ends up enjoying it anyway. YOU WILL MAKE HIM ENJOY IT. No really. Have fun with it.

- Sniper solos while thinking about Saxton Hale's delicious Australian man body.

All I got for right now. I really wish I could write decently, or I'd contribute and then feel better than just lobbing out ideas and stalking the thread to see if anyone takes them. :)
>> No. 7928
>>7926
Aw man I was gonna do this but then I saw this:

>but I simply must beg and plead for once condition: to NOT BE SCOUT. Or SPY.

Oh well.
>> No. 7929
>>7928

Please, write away anyway! I can't get enough Sniper/Scout!
>> No. 7930
>>7928
ahh, you're killing me Zuul, haha.
hmm, I'll just throw this out there: Sniper/Engie or Sniper/Scout. <3
>> No. 7933
>>7926
Haa. I'll take the 'Sniper RapeVan'. :> -evil plotting-
>> No. 7936
>>7933
Yessss. I look forward to it!
>> No. 7938
>>7926
>Sniper solos while thinking about Saxton Hale's delicious Australian man body.

Calling~
>> No. 7947
I counter this with AU where Scout is in high school, and gets picked up by Sniper in his RAPE VAN.
>> No. 7948
>>7938
THIS TOTALLY MEANS THAT I GET TO SEE IT FIRST.
Yess.
So excite.
>> No. 7953
>>7947
I'm usually not one for AU, BUT FUCK YEAR RAPE VAN.
>> No. 7955
>>7929
>>7930
AW OKAY FOR YOU.
>> No. 7961
>>7947
With a school/baseball uniform kink? Cause, ya know, DEM KNEE SOCKS.
>> No. 7962
>>7955
Zuul, I am excite! I shall have my pencil and paper at the ready to draw! :D
>> No. 7964
>>7955
Hehe. I am very excite!
>>7961
Oh lawd.
>> No. 7972
>>7801
Posting the idea in a kink meme sort of automatically means I don't mind someone else writing it, yeah?

(in other words, do it for the love of god!)
>> No. 7973
>>7947
>>7961

oh my god, THIS so hard.

the original idea is still excellent though, and if i may, i will suggest demo as snipe's "victim".
>> No. 7976
umm... Support class sandwich?
or really anything with Medic in the middle
>> No. 7980
How about one where the announcer buzzes the soldier and demo in and convinces them to have sex somehow?
>> No. 7985
>>7947
fuck year i'm calling this >D
>> No. 7990
Here's an idea...
spy steals one of engie's /toys/ and sneaks up on sniper and uses it on him.
preferably they're on opposing teams and it's involuntary at first.
bonus points if sniper ends up liking it.
>> No. 7991
>>7990
it's bad the first /toy/ that came to mind was the french tickler
i'll just see myself out
>> No. 7993
>>7991

I'd love that.
>> No. 7994
How about Heavy and Medic's first time? Yes, it's cliché, but I really want to read it.
>> No. 8001
>>7864
OP here, just wanted to let you know you're my hero and total credit to team. I'd go into more detail, but I'm a bit busy waving my hands and grinning like a fag. (By the way, 'Faggy McFaggers' is a beautiful term and I love it. It is the best.)
>> No. 8003
>>7928

Aww. Your making me feel bad now for setting limits. lol I mostly put that in because I figured everybody would automatically go Scout/Spy without giving any of the other team members a chance. But if multiple people do the same fic/different version and use different characters, that's still awesome. I honestly didn't think my ideas were going to get any takers but now I am all excited that some actually did. I'm mostly all over anything with Sniper in it, either way so it's all good. Yes, write anyway!

Eagerly looking forward to fic results now, bwahaha. RAPE VAN! Nana nana nana nana RAPE VAN!

>>7990
This! So this! And bonus points plz.

>>7938

Worshiping you forever now!

I was also thinking we need some actual 'Saxton Hale turns out to secretly be really, really masculinely gay' fics. w/ Sniper of course. Oh hell, what about rival RED/BLU Snipers vying for Mr. Hale's affections? Then somehow it just turns into a giant threesome.

Darn it, I have got to stop thinking about this kind of stuff late at night.
>> No. 8006
>>8001
So glad that you liked it! And that my little Scout's terminology humored you = )

>>8003
do want... would do that if I didn't have like... ten things on my to-do list from this thread. Lol.
>> No. 8009
The rape van Sniper lures Scout into his rape van with tacos as bait. Hilarity ensues.
>> No. 8010
>>8003
>Oh hell, what about rival RED/BLU Snipers vying for Mr. Hale's affections? Then somehow it just turns into a giant threesome.

This, please. PLEASE.
>> No. 8011
Hey guise asking for your favorite pairings is nice but this is a "kink" meme, there should probably be more substance to the request than "Z happens so X and Y have sex".
>> No. 8012
We just need weird fetishes.

(and I'm the anonfag who requested tickle torture be nice)
>> No. 8013
You know what would fucking MAKE the next year for me? More Scout/You or Pyro/You fic....but I have weird kinks so bare with me here.

1. Clothed sex. I always liked it when the tension was too much to handle and they didn't even wait to get their clothes off. Could work better with Pyro.

2. Crossdressing at some point with either party.

3. Misinformation about how things worked, sexually or otherwise leading to awkwardness. Example: everything Scout knows about relationships he learned from his brothers.

4. Overheard-but-not-seen during sex.

All or any of the above would be amazing. BONUS POINTS IF 'YOU' CHARACTER IS A NON-MAREE-SOO TENTH CLASS. I would really like to see this happen before I died tyvm.

Anyway...yeah lol. Anyone who did this would be my personal god of 2010.
>> No. 8014
From the TF2 Wiki:

>>Did you know......that despite the Heavy's constant belittlement regarding the size of his opponents and teammates alike, the Sniper is in fact slightly taller?

Requesting Sniper/Heavy in light of this. Kink: cramped space.
>> No. 8019
Pyro/Anyone: D/s with consensual branding/burning as a mark of ownership.

Pyro/Anyone: breathplay with the gasmask (alternatively, Spy/anyone, breathplay with tie).

Pyro/Anyone: Pyro has made a new friend but _____ struggles to understand him/her because of the mask. Tries to get Pyro to write it down, discovers s/he can't read or write, fluff ensues.
>> No. 8020
>>8019

if by breathplay you mean asphyxation, I second the Spy request.
>> No. 8021
>>8020
thirded
>> No. 8022
>>8013
We're writers, not miracle workers.

>>8021
Fourthed. The world needs more Pyro. Heck, just do Pyro/Spy breathplay and suffocate two birds with one stone.
>> No. 8023
>>8019
>>8020
>>8021
>>8022

Looks interesting. I'll give Pyro/Spy a go.
>> No. 8026
>>8013
See
>>8025

What can I say, you got me inspired.
>> No. 8030
Hey people, it is cold, and I want smut.

Thus!

Heavy/various: Heavy is tired of his teammates whining about the snowy wasteland in which they all currently reside; so he takes it upon himself to warm them up... if you know what I mean. Teammates are appreciative. And no longer chilly.
>> No. 8034
A little off topic but...

I've been working on a pet!Sniper fic but I've been getting really frustrated with the first chapter. So I guess what I'm trying to get at here is that I'm looking for someone who'd be willing to beta my crap. Just e-mail me if you're interested.
>> No. 8035
>>8019

Commentbox fic. Pyro is a run-on sentence kind of feller. :V


Someone had tried to explain about the birds and the bees to Pyro, once. There had been a twee little book about a girl and a boy who held hands a lot. Babies were involved, somehow. Pyro was fuzzy on the details; it had been a long time ago, and picking the surviving pieces out of the burnt mess of ashes it had become had made for a confusing narrative.

Still, whenever Spy wanted to play that game, Pyro would try to remember how it was supposed to go.

Spy was making noises under Pyro, the sort of noises he only made when he was burning, and oh, Pyro hated the other Pyro, but how could someone blame him for that, for making Spy cry out and scream through his teeth?

Pyro held Spy's hand gently, like the book had said, and twisted it hard up behind Spy's back, like Spy liked. Spy bucked up into him, swearing in languages Pyro didn't understand. It had made Pyro feel stupid at first, whenever Spy had spat curses from countries Pyro did not know and would never visit, but then those curses would turn to pleas, calls for help, calls to god, and it made Pyro feel good all the way down to his boots that all those people in all those countries weren't there in that room, weren't there to stop the tank-buckle bruises from blooming across Spy's back in the morning.

Spy's back pressed hard up against Pyro's belly and he made one of those whining little noises that reminded Pyro of fireworks whipping up through the air, the sort of thing that Pyro just wanted /more/ of, like the warmth of Spy's body leeching through his suit, or the way Spy would sometimes look at him after they had finished, just sitting there and smoking and /looking/ at him. Pyro dragged a glove down Spy's stomach, past his belt, felt Spy shudder under him. There had never been anything like this in that little book, nothing that explained why Pyro felt concussion-blasted, off-balance, like there was a ringing in the ears down through his whole body. Maybe it had been in the burnt pages. Maybe one day he would burn Spy too, in case that helped.

Spy always came undone in Pyro's room, shirt rucked up and his pants open under Pyro, gloves all bunched up from digging his fingers into the mattress, tie messy and creased on the sheets like a thrown-down leash. For a sudden, angry moment Pyro both loved and hated how his own suit was harder to take off. One day he'd get Spy to do that to him, he thought, make Spy stay together and open Pyro's suit, let himself fray against Spy's hands. For now he pressed Spy down into the kerosene-smell of his mattress with one hand up behind Spy's back, and touched Spy all down his front until Spy was wordless and panting, making muffled Pyro noises of his own into the sheets.

Spy always clung hard when he came, digging his fingers into the mattress or the doorframe or the slick rubber of Pyro's suit, as if those things were lifelines or anchor points, anything to stop him from going down completely. When his panting breaths grew shorter and sharper, Pyro let Spy's shaking hand go from behind his back to grab and twist at the sheets. Spy breathed a little easier, and Pyro knew enough about Spy to know that easier wasn't always better. He picked up Spy's tie.

Spy jolted, jerked, looked up at Pyro as best he could, face half-hid behind his shoulder, like he'd be able to see anything through Pyro's mask. Pyro waited until Spy either found whatever he was looking for or just decided not to care, and turned his face back to the bed, then Pyro wrapped the tie gently around his hand, trying to not smudge it too badly, and pulled.

If Pyro had ever felt jealous of whoever Spy called out to in his other languages, it disappeared as Spy twisted underneath him, choking sweetly. There was no calls to god this time, nothing but an /oh, oh, oh/ as Pyro held the gathered bunch of Spy's tie to the grate of his mask and pulled tighter. Spy bucked into Pyro's other hand without dignity, without breath, without anything except what Pyro was giving, and Pyro grew dizzy with it all, caught up in the inexplicable furnace of making Spy burn for breath. Pyro watched the scars across Spy's ribs stretch as he fought for breath, watched the muscles bunch and flex, and as his own breath came in choppy starts, he distantly thought that those burnt pages must have contained something so much more than holding hands.

Spy came with his bloodshot eyes open, looking dizzily back up at Pyro's mask. Pyro wondered it he was looking at Pyro or the twin reflections of himself, and could not bring himself to mind either way.

When no more interesting noises seemed to be forthcoming, Pyro unwrapped the tie from around his knuckles, smoothed it out, and handed it back to Spy, who took it with a rather wobbly hand. Spy wriggled into a slightly more dignified position, taking up his usual post-coital refuge of sarcastic silence and cigarettes. Pyro thought that it might have been more effective without the blotchiness of Spy's face and the wetness of his eyelashes, but decided not to mention it.

Pyro sat there while Spy dressed to leave, watching the moues of displeasure at the state of his suit. He always did that. Early on, Pyro had once taken care to hang Spy's jacket on the back of his door; Spy had given him such a look that he never dared do it again.

Pyro had had a cat, once. Spy getting his clothing in order reminded him of it, going over itself from top to bottom twice over, checking his cufflinks and collars. When Spy arranged his balaclava carefully over the hot red line around his neck, Pyro's toes curled inside his boots.

Once all visible proof of their arrangement was gone, Spy paused at the doorway. He did it for so long that Pyro thought he must have been listening for anyone outside the door, but then Spy spun on his heel and strode back over to Pyro.

Maybe the tie had been wrong, Pyro thought, and wondered how he'd feel if Spy never came to his door again, with that little code knock that he'd been so clearly proud to think up that Pyro never had the heart to tell him that he always knew it was Spy because no-one else ever knocked at Pyro's door.

Spy looked down at Pyro for a moment, then leant down. The first thing he did was to reach out with one gloved hand and pinch Pyro's oxygen line shut. The second was to inhale deeply from his cigarette. The third was to lean forward and press his mouth lightly to Pyro's respirator, and exhale smoke through the mask. That completed, Spy turned with a brief wave and a smudge of ash at the corner of his mouth, and left.

Pyro sat there for a while, enjoying the smell of smoke. Although time with Spy always made Pyro feel like he was out on the battlefield, full of fire and excitement and more than a little uncertainty, Pyro knew what that last gesture had meant. It was official, straight from the book and everything. A kiss!

Pyro smiled. He'd never been married before.
>> No. 8044
>>8035
It's... so adorable... and hot at the same time. Nicely done.
>> No. 8048
Sorry if this isn't adult enough sob. However, someone could easily make it adult so I'm putting it here.

Little shop of Horrors crossover with Seymour!Scout and Tentaspy!Audrey II?
Other characters up to whomever writes, but Medic as The Crazy Dentist seems like it was made to be, to me.

Sorry if this is too specific orz
>> No. 8051
>>8035

Oh, that last line is perfect!
>> No. 8052
>>8035

holy shit. just. holy shit dude write more.
>> No. 8067
Doing a few 100 word fills while I try to get my rhythm back.

>>7397

Whenever the Heavy would emerge from the teleporter shouting "Thanks for the ride!" with that shit-eating grin, the Engineer felt his heart flutter. Sure, these days the Heavy was more often than not being "examined" by the Medic, but every once in a while the large Russian would still poke his head into the Engineer's workshop and, with a suggestive eyebrow waggle, implied that he was up for the other kind of ride.

The Engineer could never say no to him. Large men had always been his weakness, and the Heavy had an enormous heart to go with that girth.

>>7442

For all of his strutting and posturing, it was rather obvious that the Scout was so deep in the closet he could find Narnia, and in denial about it.

Even now, as the Sniper and the Scout were jerking each other off in his camper, the Scout still refused to believe that he might be inclined to bat for the other team.

"It's not gay unless balls are touching, right?" He asked, his face flushed with desire while he leaned into the Sniper's shoulder and bit back a moan.

The Sniper rolled his eyes. "Whatever makes you feel better, kid."


>>7980

Belatedly, the Announcer realized she should have been a bit more specific about what she meant by "whichever one of you idiots can be the first to dominate the other wins this war once and for all, then you can go back to that insipid friendship".

But the two men were lost in their own world now, their color designations falling aside when they tore each other's clothes off and traded wet, sloppy kisses as they "struggled". It didn't take a genius to see where this was going.

She lit a new cigarette and commanded Miss Pauling to keep filming.
>> No. 8069
>>8035
Holy shit, I am so glad I went back to check on this thread, because this is so damn good. I love your Pyro's slightly strange POV and the elliptical eroticism that results from it -- all the little details in here are just perfect.
>> No. 8077
>>8067
The Sniper and Scout one is my favorite... -rereads-
>> No. 8084
>>8044
>>8051
>>8069

I love the internet. Not only can a a series of events end up in you writing fluffy videogame character stranglefuck fic, but people say such nice things about it, too. <:3c Thankee.

>>8052
People need to request more terrible things! Requests for terrible things = my very own batsignal.
>> No. 8094
>>8084
Involve Jarate with Sniper/Anyone else (preferably an OCDomfgcleanlinessisgodliness Medic)? Please?
>> No. 8107
>>8035
THIS!
Consensual, violent, flat-out fucking, complete with begging!

You have made me so damn happy.
>> No. 8168
>>8035
I love Pyro, and especially InnocentPyro. I love Spy. I love Pyro/Spy. I love my porn interspersed with fluff. I fucking love that last line. I LOVE YOU. Moar of this sort of thing please <3
>> No. 8169
>>8168
P.s. The cigarette-smoke-"kiss" is probably the hottest thing I've ever read and I must remember to try it myself sometime, heh.
>> No. 8451
>>7631

Might try my hand at this. Going to need a beta reader though. Would anyone be willing if I write this?
>> No. 8463
>>8451
I would~
>> No. 8494
>>8463

Awesome. Where might I contact you for some beta-reading?
>> No. 8497
>>8494
Here's mah e-mail. = )
>> No. 10124
I have a seriously weird soft spot for Heavy/Scout.
I do not know why.
But I love this pairing.
Please someone write more of it.


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