The gits 'round here done got me off 'mah juice.I told 'em, "Drinkin helps with the memories you bloody twits" but no, all they had to say was "Demo yer scaring us, Demo yer killing yer liver, Demo yer grabbing my balls too hard, Demo this, Demo that". I told 'em to shut thar stupid mouths an' get outta the bathroom; but no, they jes' stood thar and watched me puke on mah hands and knees. So then they started hidin' mah drink from me, an' eventually I caved.The first time out without a drink was great, I tell ya' boyo, I was feeling good and got so busy noticin' the nature 'round me I din't even notice then REDs ambush us. Then it was all "Demo save us, Demo please help, Demo he's stabbing my eye".So I got 'round and blew them sorry saps back to hell; me team was all angry but t'aint mah fault they're a buncha dandies.so we goes out again after a week tah' pick up the dead and BAM boyo, there's another party waitin' for us. We wail on 'em for a while but I ain't got mah' touch in it. We're 'bout to leave when this sticky flies over me and land on Scout's leg, I din't notice as I was too busy studyin' the birds, and then "OH NO MY LEG" and a lot of "WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN HIM DEMO?" and some other crap.So now the gits are trying to get me drinking again.But I like bein' sober now.
This is the Demo I've been craving. :D
DEMO YER SCARING US DEMO YER KILLIN YER LIVER DEMO YER GRABBIN MY BALLS TOO HARDI LUV U
This is great lol
God damn this is great!
Pretty accurate for a Demo, I'd think. :3c
I actually lol'd a little bit at this.
This is beautiful. Demo should get more love. :)
me love demo now