I knew it.Before any of the others, I always knew it.Yeah, he'd tell us it wasn't anything major, that it was a just a personality quirk.Now we're sittin' in a "family" meeting (well, less of a family now that Sol' took a 'nade to the face) discussin' what to do about this. See, we all got files on each other back at HQ, an' based off of those files we were instructed to form friendships.Well, we never got Medic's file, we actually didn't get a lot of files. They still don't have mine.We got Sniper's file last, and we were all pleasantly surprised at how down to Earth he is. He's not a nice guy, but he isn't a dick.Anyways, 'bout Medic's file: the guy's a lunatic, and we thought that Sol' was the crazy bastard, ya' know, with his background and history of putting people in the ICU for fun.Medic did some fucked up shit to some people a while back, shit that gave me fucking nightmares, and made Scoot refuse to share a cot with him.I hear 'em talkin' about him, sayin' shit like "We aren't safe here with him" and "He refused to heal me the other day". Now I never had a problem with Medic personally; we got into a few tifs and I ended up headbutting him in the nose (hurt him a hell of a lot more than it hurt me), and since then we've been okay. So I'd stick up for him, but these guys never listen to my opinion anyways.Man, I remember when Niggerkilt (It's what the guys call him, and when he's sober it pisses him off, so usually he's okay with it) showed us all his file. He's a schizophrenic, but he takes his meds' so he's cool. Medic gave him these new pills a week ago, told 'im that they were "herbal". That night I heard NK pukin' into the side of the courtyard while Medic stood there and took notes. I glanced at them notes, it was weird shit involving color and consistency, and blood content.The idiot is talking now.Fuck that guy.I hate that guy.I didn't laugh at one of his jokes one time and I ended up breaking one of his knuckles on my face. I was fine, the dumb ass didn't think to catch me in the shower or anything so he could actually get a shot off.Oh, it looks like they came to a decision.They're kicking him out.Medic isn't going to be happy about this.I think I'm going to sleep with my axe in bed tonight.
Just a little shout out to how fucking crazy Medic turned out to be. I don't care if the narrators dialect is more Scout than Pyro, but seein' as we have no idea what Pyro's dialect is, I don't care.So uh, you spot typos or grammatical errors that don't seem to fit the dialect let me know.A hint to read, read it out loud, as it's supposed to be read like a spoken word thing.
Say! More must be made of lunatic Medic. Much, much more. Poor Demoman.
Every time I think of him now I imagine those horrible history channel programs about the Nazi medical experiments in WWII.*shudder*
That's what I was going for.
Oh man. I was waiting for a fic to spring up about this. Good jaaawb, Zahmen. :D
MOARPlease? :D