|
>>
|
No. 23484
>>23477
Oh geez, Spy was at his best when he stole Soldier's song, "Kids These Days".
So Soldier's singing this marching song about how he hates his overly musical teammates, right? He's going like:
"What do you when your team is crazy?
What do you do when they're thinking daisies,
Mouths running fast but their bodies lazy?
I...DON'T...KNOW!"
He's singing and strutting around these crash-test dummies (the ones that Engie made in that episode with the Eyelander and Sniper's camper), and he's pretending to be the great drill sergeant he claims to be. He's just being the Scrooge of the episode, y'know?
So then there's this one part where he's leaning over and barking orders at each dummy (I think it's after the chorus), and he's singing like:
"Chin up, you pup! Don't backsass me!
And give me ten, you dumb draftee!
Stand still, you swill, and call me sir!
My eye are watching--"
All of a sudden, the dummy Soldier's yelling at looks up and squeaks, "Oui, Monsieur!" And Soldier spazzes out as the normal-looking dummy stands up, pulls a zipper, and turns out to be Spy! (I think there's a cue for canned laughter, so Spy pauses for a moment and bows dramatically.)
So then Soldier yells at Spy (ALL CAPS and whatnot) for a minute or so, and when Spy's responses aren't helpful, he asks him whether he's got anything better to do then bother him with his "unfortunately well-timed and excruciatingly annoying two-timing stupidity demonstrated religiously like the sadistically cowardly Frenchman he is." There's a beat, then Spy looks at his watch, says, "Mon dieu, you're right!" and walks away.
Soldier mutters, "Kids these days," and that's the end of the song.
(I think the Spy's "other appointment" was breaking up the romantic duet between Heavy and Medic, happening around the same time. The part where he serves the lobster stuffed with dynamite is another highlight of the episode.)
|