Honestly I'm surprised Pyro doesn't pass out from heatstroke in that suit.

Whenever I come across a really over-the-top mother hen Medic, this is sort of what passes through my mind.

>>644

I fukken lol'd, you're awesome for creating this.

>>644
I laughed until it hurt.

>>644
>BLU Scout is not a friend. He does not get cookies.

He gets amputated.

So there's this thread in /dis/ about the characters as parents, and then it got onto the topic of Spy having a daughter, and, uh.

The sad thing is that she was a master with the balisong by age six, he taught her everything he knew by age thirteen, and for her last birthday he bought her a book from the Spy catalog titled "How to destroy men for fun and profit", and he still does this.

>>644

Aw, Medic! I always feel special when a Medic follows me around.

>>1713

Yeah, that sounds about right. I'm loving his daughter's dress's back.

>>1713
D'AWW at the last panel. Even at his creepiest, Spy is a very loving father. C:

>>1713
So is the date Engie's kid or Solly's?

>>1726

He's just some guy. I imagine that if it were a teammate's kid, Spy would consider it unsporting to kill them outright- and anyway, it takes ages to clean the upholstery after someone sets up a sentry in your living room while you're sleeping.

>>1733
Haha, waking up in the morning and going downstairs, going through the living room and hearing a bleep.
"..I'm sure I remember that.. oh shit."

>>642

This is awesome and you should feel awesome.

>>1713
I like this!

>>644

This made my fucking day.

>>1713

And they never found the body.

>>644

I love this so hard.

>>1713
I approve of this except that spy's daughter looks like Heavy is her mother :S

>>1804

...I know what you mean. I gave her Spy's beaky nose, and, well. It's a little odd-looking on a woman.